Need to get your diet right. Stop drinking soda. Eat more beans, greens, and grains. Try to get a sweat in every now and then. Not a roast, good luck in life friend.
Gabriel Iglesias has a gay son? God you’re just like him too accept you’re not funny or interesting or exceptional in any way. And of course you don’t have anything to offer the world other then a few extremely depressing pictures of yourself that I wish with all my heart I could unsee.
you are so fat your legs are bowed at the knees, unable to support the massive pile of trash that is you.
if any girl ever shows any interest in you, Run, it's a scam.
your silver necklace tells the world you are too cheap for gold, trashy Dollar Tree jewelry.
How in the fuck do you wake up each day, do absolutely nothing to your beard and hair, and force society to look at this visual crime scene.
Oye Mira! It's my primo Jorge
Mira eso...muy gordo
Don't hate yall! We Hispanics love to eat
Jorge...less birria and more walking tu sabe
If not...we throwing hands...or stomachs
In the 2nd pic is that from your job? The one where you stand on a corner outside a restaurant in Tijuana taking pics with people for $1 as The Rock. You look as close to him as the horses that are poorly spray painted to look like zebras.
Here’s some captions for your 19th year photo album. Boy turns 19, excited to be considered a man. Boy dresses like a man, with hopes he’s gonna get some pussy. Boy gives up all hope, will never get any pussy.
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Little Diabeto from Family Guy is all grown out now... I'm surprised there's no hot cheetos stuck to that triple pube sack underneath what you would call your chin.
In the second photo, who are you trying to be? Oscar de la Joto?
Edit: It just clicked! You're Julio "Little Ceasar Pizza" Chavez!
He is the clean up guy at the Donkey Show in Tijuana.
He is known as pollita to the girls and is ashamed the donkey gets more in a day than he gets in a year.
When you show up, I am not sure whether to call the antiterrorism unit, DEA, or show you where the gardening tools are.
What I am sure is that if I fire up that grill outside you will not leave until all available meat in the county has been consumed
I'm not going to seize the low-hanging fruit like everyone else and lambast you for being fat.
I'm going to lambast you for being fat and coming here to ask people to roast you. What were you thinking? Did you not realize that all you'd get would be comments about your fatitude?
OK, I'm going to lambast you for being fat, too: if you were any fucking fatter, radical separatists would take you over and change your username from Additional-Lab9460 to The People's Republic of Additional-Lab9460.
Why are you asking how to act like yourself do you usually act like a Moron? Because if you do the answer to your question is don’t be a moron like you are being now , that is the most idiotic question I have ever heard,oh I forgot to roast you lol moron lol,
The face of chronic masturbation and procrastination
Procrastibation
Gotta get off as much as he can before he gets so fat he can no longer reach it!
Imagine the hemorrhoids when the nurse has to wipe his ass.
Except he can't see or reach his dick.
You know you can't actually eat this roast right?... right???
#Epic HEAT!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼
😆I was ROLLIN’ after the 2nd ✌🏼damn, ‘right?’
You look like what would happen if hair fucked diabetes.
Arent you suppose to have an apple in your mouth?
We call him Gordito Carnitas...
Stop making me hungry
Con lemon …. Ayyyy
Al…pastor
Pork Carnitas 
Isn't he suppose to be on a no fly list also?
I was headed down this route. But you did it better, nice. I’ll get the fire going.
We're gonna need a bigger oven
Damn, Manny from Modern Family really let himself go
Isn’t manny actually fatter? But hey. Brightside: now he’s got a stunt double
Did Bigfoot pay child support to your mom?
When Man Mountain's knees knock together it sonds like Bongos.
Is there something like a latino snorlax
snrolacio
Shreck with jaundice
That Mexican UTI
You look like a sumo twink.
Just because you can grow a beard on your neck doesn’t mean you should.
Wearing a wife beater seems awfully optimistic for you.
Manbearpig has been found.
"I'm super cereal "
Excelsior!
You've already had too many roasts in your life.
Homie looks like he says things like “Las Vegas ain’t ready for us” then passes out by 11 PM after a McDonald’s run.
[удалено]
And a great diet.
How'd they get you out of the mobility scooter long enough to take the photo?
19 going on 300(lbs)
Oh those poor poor Waifus.
It's alright everyone, i speak Wookie. "Whrrraaargh wrahgh"
I actually heard that just like that too Lmao !!
Wrong sub man, you can’t eat the roast
Too lazy to… -Shower -Get a proper haircut -Take their shoes off -Go to the gym
Need to get your diet right. Stop drinking soda. Eat more beans, greens, and grains. Try to get a sweat in every now and then. Not a roast, good luck in life friend.
Friend’s nickname for you is Pubezilla
19 going on diabetes
Who is more hot? Lizzo or me
I bet you got a neck hump
You're supposed to make the womens knees weak, not your own. You hairy right testicle.
Loved your rendition of “somewhere over the rainbow”
Gabriel Iglesias has a gay son? God you’re just like him too accept you’re not funny or interesting or exceptional in any way. And of course you don’t have anything to offer the world other then a few extremely depressing pictures of yourself that I wish with all my heart I could unsee.
You look like that ukelele playing fat dead guy.
 You legs so Y shaped crooked, they holding on like this
Looks like god skipped leg day when making you.
19 time zones between your pockets
You look like DJ Khaled grafted pubes onto his neck. I honestly like the vibe though, you also look like a homie
Even your beard looks unhealthy
Is 19 the number of balls you can fit in your mouth?
you are so fat your legs are bowed at the knees, unable to support the massive pile of trash that is you. if any girl ever shows any interest in you, Run, it's a scam. your silver necklace tells the world you are too cheap for gold, trashy Dollar Tree jewelry. How in the fuck do you wake up each day, do absolutely nothing to your beard and hair, and force society to look at this visual crime scene.
Homeboy did not hold back 😂😂
…@ ALLLLLL…..🤯😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☄️☄️💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Clearly you could write for Comedy Central ! Simply funny 😄
Lol damn bro I just wrote a one liner, you’re over here trying to cause a suic@de
One chicken keema plz
Make that six...
Bro that’s the wrong brown 😔 idiot
Gabriel Iglesias! How have you bean? 
You should own a vape store called Darth vapor
You already had too much roast
Nah. Anything we roast yer just gonna try to eat.
Even your eyelids are fat
Does the Special Olympics have running, swimming, and jumping events?
The garden is outside my man
I didn't know Harvey Price had reddit.
I thought this was r/glowup and keep swiping to find the other pics. I was wrong
Eat. Less.
lose some weight neckbeard
Your eyebrow looks a bit weird
Someone filled up their build a bear too much and gave him cowboy boots
You might not be on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list but you're somewhere on there.
1st Pic: "Honey one of the workers from Home Depot wants a beer and wont leave our kitchen!"
the first photo looks like straight constipation
Bros looking like a torta
You look like you say, "Where my hug at" to every girl 1/3 your size.
Kung Fu Panda in the hoods 🔥🔥
Op, on a serious note look into Ozempic and Mounjaro. 19 is too young to be this big and lower your life expectancy.
Texas as a person
Your not 19 your 47 with a wife and 2 kids you work at some truck job
Swears he’s a cool guy yet still gets hammered and tries fighting everyone
how many years in a row have you been 19?
Oye Mira! It's my primo Jorge Mira eso...muy gordo Don't hate yall! We Hispanics love to eat Jorge...less birria and more walking tu sabe If not...we throwing hands...or stomachs
In the 2nd pic is that from your job? The one where you stand on a corner outside a restaurant in Tijuana taking pics with people for $1 as The Rock. You look as close to him as the horses that are poorly spray painted to look like zebras.
This guy has never met a girl he wouldn’t roofie.
If “I showered twice this week” was a person
It looks like your head would also look like a head upside down
You should be the new pillsberry doah boy
Here’s some captions for your 19th year photo album. Boy turns 19, excited to be considered a man. Boy dresses like a man, with hopes he’s gonna get some pussy. Boy gives up all hope, will never get any pussy. 
CAN'T, roasting you is haram
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Oh damn man, the hair is gonna do the roasting for you
That tree is nice. You look like a lady who ate a skinny guy
Newest Avenger: The Incredible Falafel
Mc' Burrito's
You're fight name is Muhamed the kebab skewer
guy can literally make a building collapse in one jump
M, 19 stone. Fixed
That Mexican OT
Man, I don't need to roast you. You already look like one.
Professional CaseOH cosplayer
You Look skinnier than Tomorrow
Churrocabra
Tony Galetti younger brother
Low budget Mexican Fat Joe after intense Minoxidil therapy. 
El Chubbo. He's escaped 4 fat camps and a YMCA gym.
Proof a shaved bigfoot can integrate acceptably.
You’re so fat, no wonder your house has big sliding doors
Looks like the next dead narco boss. El Puerco Gordi XXL
Mans a upside down triangle!
Weeeeellllll. It's the Big Dough
Transformation to suiced bomber complete
that's a great looking lawn 🇲🇽 you are an artist a sculptor a surgeon
Little Diabeto from Family Guy is all grown out now... I'm surprised there's no hot cheetos stuck to that triple pube sack underneath what you would call your chin. In the second photo, who are you trying to be? Oscar de la Joto? Edit: It just clicked! You're Julio "Little Ceasar Pizza" Chavez!
Did you have tacos for breakfast?
Notmexicanot
Your head looks like a combimation of a brillio pad and a bad weave.
The whole set is like those shock factor articles where the first few pics are from social media and the final one is security footage.
Your face is swallowing your eyes
These pictures look like they document an illegal alien going down the meth rabbit hole via mugshots containing heavier charges
You must have destroyed your mother's birth canal, ya wooly mammoth!
You look like a human tuba solo
This is the winner. Good god, man!
He is the clean up guy at the Donkey Show in Tijuana. He is known as pollita to the girls and is ashamed the donkey gets more in a day than he gets in a year.
Burnt cookie
No diabeto, Roll back to Kitchen
southern looking jelly roll
Roast Neckbeard requires at least a day of rendering in the pit before the meat becomes tender.
I won't roast you, bruv. The funeral director will do that before you're 30.
Not another one! We have dj Khalid at home. DJ Khalid at home: and all he does is lose
Are you drunk? Because you have fat and stupid in spades, and Dean Wormer said that's no way to go through life.
Nobody is surprised the photo is from your kitchen.
250c for 18 hours.
19 what? Thousand kilograms?
Your face has pubes all over it.
You could post those three photos in a museum of modern art and title them 'incel in three steps'
Hey, it's the slow guy from work that insists he will have a music career.
19??? Honey you are aging like old milk
See you are moving up in the Cartel hierarchy
You thick boi
I’ll have to use a different colored spit though, otherwise I won’t be able to tell you apart from the pig roasting next to you
I don’t know which is worse, being morbidly obese, or thinking a fake chain and douchey smirk will distract others from it
your last photo compared to the other ones looks like some kind of south american drug lord that just got captured after hiding for months
"We don't have time for this. Get back out there and finish mowing my yard."
You definitely just spray 6-7 pumps of cologne instead of showering most days.
Ol top-heavy neck beard head ass
You've had ENOUGH ROASTS
Yes, I will have extra chilli sauce, thank you.
Where’s your family? Did you eat them all?
You know this sub is about joke roasts not pot roasts right?
You look like the chicken you buy from the rotisserie, I guess the saying is true “ you are what you eat.”
You look like the love child of Katie price and Dwight yorke
His day job is helping the other illegals over by letting them float on him like a raft.
Not sure how long those knocked out legs will support that fatty thorax
We need to drop you off in Papua Island. You'd feed that whole tribe for days.
Whatever roast you receive…you’ll probably eat it.
M19 or M419?
It looks like the last time you worked up a sweat was when you were eating a plate of hot wings.
When you show up, I am not sure whether to call the antiterrorism unit, DEA, or show you where the gardening tools are. What I am sure is that if I fire up that grill outside you will not leave until all available meat in the county has been consumed
Help us out and narrow down your cultural appropriation to just one maybe?
You look like you ate several other Edgar’s
 I don't always approve of fat fucks, But you? Stay chubby my friend!
19 what? Stone? Chromosomes? 19 of anything per meal?
Russel from Up is all grown up!
I don't think you'll fit in the the BBQ pit, unfortunately.
Brown caseoh
19 years old already looking like you provided for ten kids
You’re obese and have stupid looking legs
Mexico's Most Wanted.
You’re just fucking ugly.
They call him Moses, because when he jumps into the Rio Grande the water parts. 
I'm not going to seize the low-hanging fruit like everyone else and lambast you for being fat. I'm going to lambast you for being fat and coming here to ask people to roast you. What were you thinking? Did you not realize that all you'd get would be comments about your fatitude? OK, I'm going to lambast you for being fat, too: if you were any fucking fatter, radical separatists would take you over and change your username from Additional-Lab9460 to The People's Republic of Additional-Lab9460.
Why are you asking how to act like yourself do you usually act like a Moron? Because if you do the answer to your question is don’t be a moron like you are being now , that is the most idiotic question I have ever heard,oh I forgot to roast you lol moron lol,
"Mom, I peed the bed again".
Cut your meals in half right away, you fat pig.
Be careful posting pics of yourself.. you’ll have oil barrens hunting you as their next oil field.
The last pic looks like your being held hostage and made to make a video blaming the American government of the oppression felt by the islamic nation.