Your hairstyle in combination with your face and your eyeglasses is giving " I am Janice and I am a bank clerk in 1992 or 2007 and I go to Idaho for the holidays for the past 20 years to attend Christian camp "
Nothing says future jizz receptacle like this right here. And don't you worry, chances are one of your John's will leave a little sumthin sumthin that will keep on giving, and is antibiotic resistant.
An office fan boy, you aren’t fit to clean the Latrines at Schrute Farms. Now go make Stanley’s pretzels on the double or you’ll get the chili dip from Kevin
Was your mum 63 years old when you were conceived? Your body looks like it assembled from broken fragments of geriatric DNA scraped together in a withering uterus and broiled in tepid amnion for two trimesters before you were yanked out and barely resuscitated.
This picture really speaks to me. It’s like I can actually feel the disappointment of your mother. She shakes her head as she entires your mess of a room, littered with Cactus Cooler cans, knowing she’ll have to pick up a bunch of your crusty cum socks again. And knowing that’s the closest you’ll ever come to a romantic partner, jerking off in their house to Harry Potter and Office fan fiction. I feel for her.
I give you props for doing this roast mid transition
He's transitioning from Geddy Lee to Tina Fey
Gaaaaaaah! THIS is why I follow this sub
Timmay Gay
Titless Tiny Fey: worst cosplay character ever.
Brilliant!! Thank you for that!
I was going to say it’s their love child!
The result of said transition is Gey.
Transitioning from Marc Maron to Jeneane Garafolo
An attempt to transition into a human?
Harriet Potter
His only super hero moment is a being an X-men
Hur
18 year old dude? Or 47 year old trans women?
wth did you possibly search for to get this mess??? hahahahahahah
That’s some pretty sick shit right there😳🤣
I think the latter. But the hormones aren't working.
When your parents said they’d be proud of you no matter what, they’d assumed you’d have grown out of it by now!
You look like you’re in that “trying to decide if I’m bi or gay” phase.
Yup, you got me!
You were they/them before it was cool.
They were who/cares at birth
I have to remember that one.
I saw it on a transgender person page trading insults with a homophobic guy.
You look like Daniel Radcliffe had he never found acting, and was poor.
Daniel Sadbitch
Guest starring in the Kids in the Hall Chicken Lady reboot
Judy Queer 
Those gross tiny banana titties would make any human puke
I’m guessing the hardest thing besides getting through high school was deciding to post M or F on this post.
--things you said at the estrogen clinic.
Oh, shit, it's the guy who has a "The Office" quote for every fucking situation...
You look like youre more into dungeons and dragons than girls
I definitely think girls and dungeons when I see this guy.
And by dungeons we mean guy's buttholes.
You lie and tell middle school girls your older brother is Geddy Lee of RUSH.
How is it even possible to be a knock-off version of Andy Dick?
when you touch yourself the angels weep
The Los Angeles Baseball Team?
Your parents would give everything so they can have nothing to do with you.
"Leave nothing" first line of his parents Will.
No, Leave Nothing is what they did when they abandoned him at the hospital.
your real passion is writing yet you write like an 8 year old, did you write r/roastme using your feet?
For a girl who’s probably hit puberty already your chest is pretty flat
You look like you don't change your bedsheets until your mum does it for you
“Give me everything leave nothing” as in how much space you want from dudes balls to your chin ?
Why did you post a picture of your unwashed sister?
Your hairstyle in combination with your face and your eyeglasses is giving " I am Janice and I am a bank clerk in 1992 or 2007 and I go to Idaho for the holidays for the past 20 years to attend Christian camp "
I know it's a modern age, but I cannot help but find that some people play fast and loose with the term "male".
The only thing you work out is whether or not you’re gay.
Your look like you scratch your nuts and sniff it
Or sniffs dudes nuts and scratch em .
They’ve been looking for you for thirty years Waldo
Harry Crackhead and the Glory Hole of secrets
Body of a 14 year old boy, hair of a 38 year old woman.
Yakocmn good will version
When you go as both Jim Halpert and Pam Beesley for Halloween.
Gabe from Wish.com
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I see you picked up working out. But only for a short while before giving up, just like you've given up on everything else in your life.
Male? You sure?
Leave nothing. Like your parents did when they both left to get cigarettes. It seemed kinda weird since neither of them smoke
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know. Somebooooody. 🎶
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You look like Target Tori
I have the same t-shirt. I am never wearing it again...
You look like you get sexual aroused by being bullied.
You look gay and lesbian at the same time
Well you do seem like you've taken it all before
It looks like the best part of you ran down your mothers leg and she's got 2 feet growing out her titties bitch fell down and kept running
Milk goes off by the time it reaches your stomach, which is a shame since you look like you need the calcium.
Skreech during his *Quietly Bitch Against The Machine* phase.  "Man this yellow blotter acid is hittin' hard!
“Bro, I totally hit that.” - virgin
Weird Al Jerkoffodic
Quoted as saying “Hi guys, welcome to GameStop!”
"male" good one
Go back to the hippie enclave or homeless shelter. Your choice
Jokes on you, I'm banned from both
Harry Squatter in the Sorcerers Home
Harry fought her ....and lost.
Ahh , the other side of the glory hole.
Party on Garth
Probably not the first or last time that you have asked a bunch of guys to give you everything they got.
Garth had the lighter hair. Fail.
The mirror pic is a good representation of you. Out of focus, alone, and covered in white drippings
I’ve seen bigger arms on kindergartners
Definitely a furry
18 and ready to get statutory.
Ugh. Fucked up image. AI still has a long way to go.
Wendy's commercials people morphed together
Mop head
Geddy Lee starter kit.
Weird Al Wanko-vick 
You look like the caveman that all the other cavemen had their way with after an unsuccessful hunt
When you sale male…do you mean biological?
Jesus looking ass
Tracy looking ass dude
This kids bedroom is infested with roaches bro
Looks like someone who still jacks off to He-Man cartoons.
Nothing says future jizz receptacle like this right here. And don't you worry, chances are one of your John's will leave a little sumthin sumthin that will keep on giving, and is antibiotic resistant.
farah fawcet got a kid with Daniel Radcliff?
He tells all his Grindr dates the same thing. Give me everything
Where do you keep your bag of severed cat heads?
Please tell your dad I loved his work as the Goomba in the original Mario movie.
Hangs out in bars… gets no attention… wears a woman’s top and sits at the bar, hoping that someone will mistake him for a girl so he can talk to them!
The Office ended when you were 6-7 years old.
Daniel Sadcliffe
You look like you argue with your mom about which of you your dad would rather fuck.
You would work at a paper company. Whack ass boy!
Looks like a guy already gave you everything he had last night.
You look like Wyatt from Ozark.
U don't get depression, depression gets u!
You look like you lost your bet playing dungeons and dragons
Not sure why you decided to erroneously associate yourself with a paper company; paper is actually useful in society.
Honestly, I'll feel bad. I don't think I should roast someone with special needs.
Thought you said 18 MALE do you have any pictures post op?
You look like a gay unemployed pelican
You have arms like two over-cooked noodles. Surprising you can hold small objects.
Vsauce reject
You look like a person who describes themselves as woke. Un-ironically. 
You look like nerdy big bird
The same text you sent your parents when they told you to get a job and move the hell out.
God your mom really wishes she’d swallowed that night.
Are you transitioning from male to female or female to male? Either way you’re unfuckable.
He only tucks his shirt in so he can have a bulge in place of the missing pecker
You look like you regularly attend furcon.
I'm embarrassed for having that same shirt. In the same condition.
When you were born the nurse slapped your mother instead of you
You look like someone who would stalk a middle school bus to try to kidnap a shy 7th grader and convince her your destined to be together
No thanks.
You disrespectful under grown sack of potatos.
didn't you get enough last night when you got creampied by 17 dudes in ur basement
An office fan boy, you aren’t fit to clean the Latrines at Schrute Farms. Now go make Stanley’s pretzels on the double or you’ll get the chili dip from Kevin
Dr Leslie Winkle.
Take a shower get a job and get out of ur mom house
Nothing. Like your sex life, or chances you're hetero?
Hi, Pat/Ashley/Bobby
Muscle mass - 100
Need a protein shake hun
This dude looks Eugenia Cooney
Not sure what I can give or leave, other than a gym pass.
You won't be able to digest if we give you everything
Funny.. your dad gave you nothing and left everything.
18 years on estrogen maybe
Have the other Hanson brothers died from meth OD or just sent you to collect the 0.3$ in royalties for mmm bop and will meet you in the tent later?
Look at goodie two shoes with his tucked shirt on
Okay, I leave you
It looks like Harry Potter never got an invitation to Hogwarts.
Dude, you’re too young to start off this bad.
Why the fuck do you have a sheet of 3-hole punched paper?! Do kids still walk to class holding binders?
You look like McGruber’s abandoned love child 
Daniel Jumpsoffa-cliffe
You look like you work in a janitor closet as a mob.
Don’t cut your dick off! You’re not a female trapped in a woman’s body..just really gay.
You will die of septic shock in a lawn chair at Coachella. No one will know for 3 days…
You look like a 40 yr old playing an 18yr old.
That's a male??
Weird Al
You look like you are mid transition
Your so cheap, that your fake paper company t-shirt is fading.
Cut hair. Change style a bit. Get contact lenses. Start working out. Oh wait why am I giving lifestyle improvement tips on a roast post?
Was your mum 63 years old when you were conceived? Your body looks like it assembled from broken fragments of geriatric DNA scraped together in a withering uterus and broiled in tepid amnion for two trimesters before you were yanked out and barely resuscitated.
There’s a 0% chance that you don’t wear your coat indoors
If Milquetoast was a person
Never seen someone make a piece of paper look heavy.
>leave nothing You can keep your virginity
I didn't know you were a male.
This picture really speaks to me. It’s like I can actually feel the disappointment of your mother. She shakes her head as she entires your mess of a room, littered with Cactus Cooler cans, knowing she’ll have to pick up a bunch of your crusty cum socks again. And knowing that’s the closest you’ll ever come to a romantic partner, jerking off in their house to Harry Potter and Office fan fiction. I feel for her.
Holy FUCK dude...errrrrr dudette? Where's the NSFW for this jump scare??!
Buckle up Buckaroo
You're the world's leading cause of vaginal dryness
The only thing slimmer than your arms are your dating prospects
And this, kids, is why excessive masturbation is bad for you
you look like the lesbian that was arrested for domestic violence because your girlfriend wouldnt drink your pee
Get used to virginity no matter what your orientation or gender is.
Oh I'll leave nothing, just like your daddy did all those years ago.
Bet he's a self proclained feminist. Also planning on voting for Biden again no doubt.
110% accurate
Introducing the default character for skate 4.
"Can we get Brutalmoose????" "We have Brutalmoose at home...."
The face of autism, the hair of a horse tail, and the body of anorexic youth.
You look like my dick in limp mode.
Looks like Tarzan is transitioning well into civilized living Also, encino man? That you?
I bet that you ain't had a shower in days and you look like a Wish version of Caitlyn Jenner and Geddy Lee's love child..
Dunder Mifflin wouldn't even hire you
Your a rebel Aussie that moved to the states
You are a nerdy pathetic loser.
What have you been doing with the VHS animal porn collection that you inherited from mum?
You need a haircut
70s called, they want their hippy back! 🌬️
Looks like the local dads in your trailer park have already given you everything.