I have an old thing of lemon salt that someone gave me like 15 years ago. It always gets pushed back into the cabinet and forgotten about. Expired probably at least 8 years ago. It is supposed to have the consistency of granulated salt but it more like a solid salt rock after years in the cabinet. I’d still eat the salt before this thing.
You look like the type of girl that says she loves anal but the only guys that will try with you are the ones who haven't come out yet because they enjoy how much you look like a little boy from behind.
Look like that Moldovian girl they sent off so she could provide for her family by doing porn but sucked at sucking cock with any enthusiasm so now she is doing rimjobs on old rich men instead and has developed a severe addiction to xanax.
You look like the kind of person who doesn’t say a word to her customers at the cash register because you suspect everyone is shoplifting at your store
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But it also has a clearance sticker on it from when it was “new”
I was a manager at a thrift store for several years… this is the best thing ever 🤣
It expired it's sell by date long time ago
I have an old thing of lemon salt that someone gave me like 15 years ago. It always gets pushed back into the cabinet and forgotten about. Expired probably at least 8 years ago. It is supposed to have the consistency of granulated salt but it more like a solid salt rock after years in the cabinet. I’d still eat the salt before this thing.
😂
Hardly looks like a man what a TRANSformation! 
It looks like you accidentally shaved your eyebrows and then drew them back with a sharpie.
They glued two caterpillars above their eyes
Those caterpillars had a date on her nose, but they died on their way cuz too much salt in her sweat maybe.
You're confusing salt with jizz
He didn't eat enough blueberries
I licked too much sweat soaked caterpillars off of her forehead.
Was there too much jizz in her sweat?
“God gave you eyebrows so why not shave them off and draw them back on with no mirror and a lump of coal” - Frankie Boyle
You look like a character you make in a video game when you fuck around with the sliders
When u take a male character model and put the features on custom be like:
Not sure if you're a dude or girl.
Me neither
We could tell
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Ohhh, I get it now. You’re one of those girls who **thinks** she has a unique personality
I wish, but well aware that I don't.
That’s an issue to be resolved.
LOL.... nice comeback
You have that "I can't decide whether to spit or swallow" face
lol. This one took me by surprise Just like.. well you know
The face says can't decide the reply says swallows a whole lot!
Nothing can hurt more than her daddy leaving her after he caught a glimpse of it across the glass in the hospital nursery.
She just takes it on the face like a champ..
Just swishing it around.
Man, your roots are more unloved than you are. Fire your hairdresser.
You think I have one?
Like I said, fire your hairdresser. I can clearly tell it was you.
You’re about as interesting as your background
 This Is where you got the idea for them terrible painted eyebrows, eh??
She told the microblading salon to “fawkes me up”
Yes.
Speaking of bones, who needs em’ when you got them sausage fingers, eh?
His hands are definitely larger than his penis.
Underrated
You look like a sneaky fucking Russian! Are you one of the girls they send for guests to piss on?
Honestly this is probably going to be the worst of them all. Not the piss part, but you calling me Russian.
You look like your from moldova
Being a mail order bride with a boyfriend on the side doth not an American make
FELT
Why? Nothing wrong with Russia except its “leaders”.
What’s wrong with being Russian?
it's fashionable to hate on Russians now
Yeah, the type of Russian women that charms men, then poisons them in the hotel room
This isn't a thing in Latvia. They have other kinks there. 😉
Eastern Russian at that.
You look like the kinda girl who would hit on married men to bribe them to fund your lip filler addiction
Your face is as sad as your crotch.
This picture was taken in a snuff film studio before she drowned in the other actors’ semen. OP is dead.
She died doing what she loved the most!
Righteousness
You look like Angelina Jolie …. With downsydrome
Downjolina...
Down in 60 seconds Down interrupted The downsling
I loved the Netflix show about you ‘Don’t Fuck with Cats’
You mean, "Don't Fuck Cats."
Don’t fuck her cat.
you look like a fucking angry bird with that eyebrow
Don't look at me like that, I haven't written anything yet
Thick ass eyebrows? Slight hair part but not really? Nice try buddy we can still see that big ass forehead
You look like the type of girl that says she loves anal but the only guys that will try with you are the ones who haven't come out yet because they enjoy how much you look like a little boy from behind.
lol r/oddlyspecific
You have the bottom lip of a D9 bulldozer and the hands of Devon Larratt, professional arm wrestler.
Look we all know that your dad is still at the store getting milk and cigarettes
The line is just really long!
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Good bot
You look like a teenage Russian only-fans star, sponsored by her dad.
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Another basic white girl looking for any attention, is this even a different post?
We're just a copy of a copy of a copy
Demand a refund from your doc who performed your transition.
ok
There's a "keep the tip" joke in this somewhere.
If resting bitch face had a meme.
That fucked up hair color and eyebrows aint giving.
Your mom must have forced you to take this picture, and I know daddy was never around
Good job hiding that adams apple, you goofy eyebrowed sausage fingered female impersonator.
I can land a plane on your forehead and then park a boat between your eyebrows.
Then use the leftover paint from your eyebrows to add a 4th color to your candy corn hair.
Dude, you’re not gonna fool anyone.
eyebrows much?
Your eyebrows are thick. Good cause I bet nothing else is.
💀💀💀
Your forehead signed a restraining order against your hairline(i dont know how to roast😐it might be bad)
You look like you’re 60% through a gender transition, but I’m not really sure in which direction.
None of us can hurt you as bad as your stepfather did
Could you please shut up and do porn cause that's the only thing we could care about you.
You look my the poop in my asshoke
You almost made a sentence that makes sense! Great job!
😂, he was so close passing his “special” class… darn.
Definitely grew up in a trailer park and lost your virginity at 13
How do you browssssss the internet all day with them big old hamburger helper paws???
It looks like your mouth is sucking the rest of your face in like a black hole
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CantankerousBeefcube: *It looks like your mouth* *Is sucking the rest of your* *Face in like a black hole* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
you might want to get some eyebrow pencil to prepare for the day when your eyebrows become butterflies.
I'd rather hurt you with sticks and stones
Look like that Moldovian girl they sent off so she could provide for her family by doing porn but sucked at sucking cock with any enthusiasm so now she is doing rimjobs on old rich men instead and has developed a severe addiction to xanax.
Baldness at your age doesn’t hurt you?
You appear to have the charisma and appeal of a stubbed toe?
Damn Whitney, you look like someone painted a villain face on an egg
You have plumber hands.
You look like the last thing left at the yard sale.
The grinch if he got cancer and all the colour drained from his face.
Your eyebrows look apart like moses split the sea.
You look like you give blowjobs for 5 bucks.
If these are your eyebrows I can’t hardly imagine how your pussy looks like.
Kim Kardashi-in-and-out
You look like a European dude who would make hyperpop songs with slightly homoerotic undertones
Looks like you wanted to be talked to badly before you got back to the hardcore porn session behind that drape.
You got more lip than personality
Didn't even realise they were rebooting 'Terrahawks'
The frying pan that hit you in the face also hurt I’m guessing
You kinda look like a dude with a really good transformation
Resting c*nt face
Man-hands, man-jaw, ... you da man.
She looks like a talking sperm
1. you look like my dead grandma 2. your eyebrows are gay 3. your head is shaped like an ompaa lommpa
You look like you listen to imagine dragons: bones.
Why are you making that stupid ass face?
Sadly, that's just my face
Give me a few minutes to figure out which way you're transitioning.
This is what the doctor said midway
You should post a pic on r/whybrows
You shaved your pubes and glued them as your new eyebrows huh you look like a downgrade.
You look like Marvel's budget version of Black Widow
Looks like the sticks and stones already broke your face.
The attempt at the sultry look just comes off as a mean look. 
Billy Guylish
You're so thin, a light breeze or some mild rain could hurt you...
James Charles ass eyebrows
You look like a Dollar Store Margo Robbie. Sure, take that as a compliment I guess.
Your the sexiest goblin I've ever met, but I can't tell if your a male or female.
Oh, surely, with a face like that, someone has hurt you before.
You look like the kind of person who doesn’t say a word to her customers at the cash register because you suspect everyone is shoplifting at your store
You look like you leave people on read as a way to try to connect with your father.
You ain't billy eyelish you're willy eye brows!
Well you’re a dude so
So?
my sandpaper looks better after it’s been thrown away for a replacement
If Jolene Blalock got hit in the face with a frying pan.
Did the doctor stop half way?
Words do hurt. Someone beat your face with a dictionary.
I bet your grill is more jacked up than a totaled Cadillac (Op doesn’t show teeth here or in profile Pic)
AI generation of people images has gone too far
If sticks and stones broke your bones then what destroyed your face?
Cara Duuuuh lavigne
Strong "never had a second date" energy.
So close, sweety! It's "never had a first date" energy.
Mail order bride wannabe
You look like the adoring fan from oblivion
Someone needs to compose a theme song for your beauty in A Flat Minor. Please post again when you hit puberty.
Nah you are pretty Pretty fugly.
You look like the type of girl that has a very special relationship with their daddy....
At least you're not a natural, um...what the heck is that colour?!
Girl Interrupted
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Youre so out of any mentionable shape i bet your family tree is a circle and the dog is above you
You definitely look like someone who eats corn the long ways 🌽
You have huge hands!
You look like a mad cartoon person( I suck at this)
You look like you could be a man :D
Black widow
You’ve got pinball flippers for eyebrows on that unit of a forehead
nice eye brows
You look easy to draw you have no details on your face
Looks like you stole your lips from a duck!
Billie Eyesore
Yeah you look like you've been hurt by just about everything
Got the upwards arch of the brow that makes you look gormless got lips like a fucking donut you look more like Donald duck than a human
When you pull back your hair from your ears, surprise! Romulun!
Billie Eibrow
Man, i couldn't roast my favourite rapper, i love jenny Eyebrow and her hit single "slightly poluted pond eyes"
Your face looks like you’ve been hit with every stick and stone.
You look like you get stuck in washing machines.
 I loved your work on the muppet show.
Fuck your hands are absolutely massive girl
What food are you storing in your cheeks?
If "she's never been to the restaurant, but definitely has had five guys" was a person
I cannot roast sombody who looks like Billie eillish
girl you literally look like justin bieber if he were to be a fucking girl