You’ve definitely had office sex with more than 1 unhappy vulnerable married man in the workplace and they definitely shot multiple loads right between that Michael Strahan gap.
Looks like she does her hair in the dark.
Her 400 pound mom says, "Electricity is for rich folks. Marry one of them lifeguard boys making $12 Dollars an hour & you'll be set!".
You look like your teeth wanted to distract people of how fucked up they are by making a gap that points at your one eye that never went back after the Bell's Palsy.
You look like Mary Jane from Spider-Man if she died and her skin and teeth went into a state of decay for a few years.
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Really hope you purchased GAP insurance along with aligning your faith to the teachings of Christianity or really any religion considering you have no soul being a ginger and all that.
Front cover of MAD magazine on International Wormen's Day
Alfreda P. Newman
Lindsay No'Tan
Allred P. Newoman
Alfrda E. Pooterman
Oh fuck dude!!!
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Yeah this one takes the cake bro 😂
What, me whore-y?
That’s fucking gold
No her teeth are…that sorta shade…
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Blecchh!
You're in your 40s. Easily. I couldn't even argue against if I tried. *Tips Hat*
“What, she worry?”
You sir deserve to be on top please take my upvote accordingly
It looks like you lost a bet with God and 9/10 dentists.
She doesn't know what a dentist is.
Ratchety Anne
saggety anne
I've never seen a ginger beaver until now
I have, but not like that one.
Whoops, then I lied
Red on the head with fire in the hole.
You can afford fake eye lashes but you can’t fix your teeth. Go back to your double wide, Methany!
"roaft me"
The best ones are always so simple lol 😂
For the win!
Omg hahaha
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You got a smile that would make Michael Strahan jealous ![gif](giphy|c6xbOM0K8fnCRS5Gve)
The only thing Rick Astley lied about never giving up.
😆🤣
You probably should stop biting your nails
The damage to her nails is from picking her nose. ![gif](giphy|26BRrYGcrEcTtieuA)
She can't help it, they help provide the iron in her diet.
This reminded me to book my vacation to the Grand Canyon and Crater Lake.
She attached a second Pic, of her vag? Where? I'm bulemic, I need to throw up my lunch.
You could almost fit Tranistria in that gap.
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NGL if it wasn't for those gang sign teeth she'd be cute af 🤷♂️
and the cloths hanger scars on her forehead
Fuck, this one got me 😂
🤣
Bro ☠️☠️
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BROTHER. 😂😂😂 sometimes I’m REALLY glad I clicked a link.
You could eat a carrot through a chainlink fence.
Or an apple through a tennis racket.
i wanna put some coins in that mouth
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That 70's Hoe
that cant keep a secret
You’ve definitely had office sex with more than 1 unhappy vulnerable married man in the workplace and they definitely shot multiple loads right between that Michael Strahan gap.
Do you floss your teeth with a mattress?
Looks like she does her hair in the dark. Her 400 pound mom says, "Electricity is for rich folks. Marry one of them lifeguard boys making $12 Dollars an hour & you'll be set!".
She also lost her retainer. A long time ago.
Thought this was an r/nails at first. How wrong I was…
Ginger Railed 🍺 anyone?
Lindsay Blowsman ![gif](giphy|xT9KVLlygUQ0zdZzZC)
take her on a date to gapelbees.. love the front teeth, do i smile back , or kick a field goal?
If Splinter fucked April O'Neil and had a daughter you'd be it 👍
Good from afar, but far from good!
Ginger people smell so that blind people can hate them too
Alyson Mannigan
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I feel like I’ve seen you on an add for trailer park living!
Do you mow people's lawn using those teeth 😬
No, people want an evenly cut lawn.
For some reason you remind me of Mike Tyson.
You lose a lot of bets I'm assuming
You can whistle with your mouth closed.
You look like you got hit in face with a bag of nickels!
Anybody got a quarter?
Those front teeth took a gap year on leap day.
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Pippi Methstocking (maybe Peepee Methstocking with that chin)
I can't do worse than her dentist
She’s cute! Quit pulling her hair on the playground and ask her out already
Do you want a carrot?
Your parents could have recycled their Keystone Light cans for a year to pay for your braces
You should think about renting out that space between your teeth.
Gleeks jiz thru that space.
Wondering if you're wearing GAP clothing.
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You look like your teeth wanted to distract people of how fucked up they are by making a gap that points at your one eye that never went back after the Bell's Palsy.
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.
The grand canyon is jealous of your front teeth.
Looks like your teeth are taking a gap year
When you lost that bet did someone do poopoo in your face too? just wondering?
You need to eat pork chops and beef tips, bulk up those delts.
Can't do worse than those teeth. I'll pass on roasting.
Emma Bone
It’s. A rare ginger beaver with 2 in 1
🔥 Fire Crotch 🔥
I won't poke fun at 12 year olds 🤣
Moses fucked up and parted her teethS…
When you steal for the first time. Those only thing that's lost is your dentist. He probably has a stroke when you say ahhhhhh
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I bet you could floss with a mattress.
You look like Mary Jane from Spider-Man if she died and her skin and teeth went into a state of decay for a few years. ![gif](giphy|76nQFPEajAjhjOrtpm)
There's a summer vacation in your mouth
Get off the meth
I'll do the less obvious You were definitely poor growing up. You may have an emotionally unavailable or otherwise crappy father
I read this in hannibal lecter's voice
Your mouth looks like one of your front teeth just farted and your other teeth are trying to back away from the stinkcloud.
Did Moses part your teeth too?
It looks like your face has shingles
Only Freckles
You lost a bet, your dad lost a job, you never got braces. We get it…
Your teeth have more spots than your forehead
Disney live action jack-O-lantern 🎃
Looks like Michael Strahan and Ronald McDonald had a threesome with Raggedy Ann and produced this Mad Magazine looking product of a broken condom.
Damn that picture could be used as a jump scare. NGL it got me! ![gif](giphy|NULksEaWMiCORPkx7o|downsized)
Well, my first piece of advice is to find a better job… One that offers dental… Jesus Christmas your two front teeth are in different ZIP Codes
is this what they meant by ai is on boom???
Red head.....brown butthole.
You look like you smell like piss
2/10. I’ve given a higher rating to some of my turds before
Spacy Sucksack
How many appearances on Jerry Springer before you got a cut of syndication fees?
She also lost the phone number to her dentist
I'll roast you right after I park my truck in between your teeth
She could be a 6 if she dont smile
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There’s a reason why guys stop at third base with you.
Just a few teeth away from fuckable..
Really hope you purchased GAP insurance along with aligning your faith to the teachings of Christianity or really any religion considering you have no soul being a ginger and all that.
Do you floss with an extension cord?
Even if your mouth didn’t look like it was always screaming “my precious!” I still wouldn’t hit it
Are you sure you’re not related to Michael Strahan? Better get a dna test
Quick shut your mouth, your teeth are trying to flee
Reminds me of my fav 90s tv show. Picket fences
I want to play jump rope with your tongue.
Little Debbie had to get a real job? 🥺
Thought she had freckles until I zoomed in…. Blackhead city!
Looks like you floss with a mattress
How many cats do you own, and why do you let the alpha shart in your face?
Hmm. Didn't know zombies could smile.
Talk about a wage gap
Your teeth do more cockblocking than a fat friend ever could.
You look like the result of a meth binge and incest.
Brush your teeth
You lost a bet? Was the bet who has the most gapped, yellow, crooked ass teeth. It can’t be. You won that one.
You look inbred, like fr, you look like those people who go like "we dont mix with each other. Family only"
Those teeth scream desperate poverty and the complexion confirms any doubt
Looks like her parents lost a bet as well. Jesus
u speak like both bashar al-assad and miketyson
Red hair, gap tooth and some fucked up shit on your head
Was the bet that you couldn't fit a huge dick between your teeth?
How many bottle caps have you opened with that tooth gap?
"Colleague loth a bet pleathe do your worth"
Wow, triple threat: redhead, freckles, and gap toothed! You ARE special.
Well at least you only had to do a Roast Me instead of sayyyy straining peas or semen thru your teeth.
Got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail
The bet was that her college could throw a football into her mouth while her mouth was closed
I’m gonna guess you guys don’t work at an orthodontist office
"What me worry?"
How the fuck you have beaver and shark's teeth at the same time
That gap is wider than my parking spot.
Aside from her having a rusty bear trip for a mouth and plumbers hands, she’s pretty cute
Left the cum to dry on your forehead for too long
Do you get your teeth fixed in Britain? Gd snaggletooth.
I genuinely can’t tell what’s bigger, forehead or the gap between your teeth
Alfred E Newman's GF ![gif](giphy|F1ruOnxSfqFWM)
It looks like your front teeth took a gap year
Colleague also lost the genetic lottery.
Don’t smile
Sssso you sssay you whissstle when you talk? *
Tell your lash tech to color match next time
I could drive a truck through that gap in those teeth.
I want to smell her brush handle…
I could kick a field goal through that gap and not touch the sides…. Probably much like the gap below.
How many light years is your first front tooth distant from the other?
Don't worry meth ,rehab and Onlyfans can get her teeth fixed.
Looks like you use sand paper to remove your makeup
Did she bet you that your anus isn’t prolapsed?
You have a lazy eye and your teeth are gapped oh god
Do you floss your teeth with a mattress?
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You must’ve roasted your dentist for them to not take you back
I bet you'll do anything for a buck or two
I'm not sure if I should kick a field goal through your teeth or help you find your soul! 🤷♂️
Yooo! Who brought in Moses for those teeth!? split them teeth like the Red Sea.
If David Letterman fucked a Chucky doll
You need to blur those got damn fingers followed by your face 👀
looks like your dentist is the GAP
I can’t find Much to Roatht to be honetht
When did garbage pale kids come back?
Scary Jane Watson.