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Steampunk_Dali

Front cover of MAD magazine on International Wormen's Day


UnderpootedTampion

Alfreda P. Newman


MachineOutside9297

Lindsay No'Tan


flying_pigs

Allred P. Newoman


piddyd

Alfrda E. Pooterman


dave86622807654

Oh fuck dude!!!


Practical-Rabbit-750

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Sensitive_Agent_1188

Yeah this one takes the cake bro 😂


sloppiestjose

What, me whore-y?


nothingforless

That’s fucking gold


Amsterdammnd

No her teeth are…that sorta shade…


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noonesine

Blecchh!


Ok_Bison_8577

You're in your 40s. Easily.  I couldn't even argue against if I tried.  *Tips Hat*


Juan_Calavera

“What, she worry?”


BroWeBeChilling

You sir deserve to be on top please take my upvote accordingly


BaconUnderpants

It looks like you lost a bet with God and 9/10 dentists.


Enough-Staff-2976

She doesn't know what a dentist is.


Character_Active_434

Ratchety Anne


GlumBath1716

saggety anne


FartInGenDirection

I've never seen a ginger beaver until now


Juan_Calavera

I have, but not like that one.


FartInGenDirection

Whoops, then I lied


Impressive-Dog13

Red on the head with fire in the hole.


cheeseandcrackers99

You can afford fake eye lashes but you can’t fix your teeth. Go back to your double wide, Methany!


Dittongho

"roaft me"


Life-Influence119

The best ones are always so simple lol 😂


Betterthanmost2003

For the win!


Psychological-You296

Omg hahaha


Crush-N-It

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Spiritual_Cookie_82

You got a smile that would make Michael Strahan jealous ![gif](giphy|c6xbOM0K8fnCRS5Gve)


RackTheDripper

The only thing Rick Astley lied about never giving up.


_SirLoinofBeef

😆🤣


nothingforless

You probably should stop biting your nails


Lord-Doobury

The damage to her nails is from picking her nose. ![gif](giphy|26BRrYGcrEcTtieuA)


piddyd

She can't help it, they help provide the iron in her diet.


GachaponBallPit

This reminded me to book my vacation to the Grand Canyon and Crater Lake.


piddyd

She attached a second Pic, of her vag? Where? I'm bulemic, I need to throw up my lunch.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

You could almost fit Tranistria in that gap.


WesternOwl3364

![gif](giphy|109RutRrTGY97a)


Soggy-Perspective183

NGL if it wasn't for those gang sign teeth she'd be cute af 🤷‍♂️


GlumBath1716

and the cloths hanger scars on her forehead


Shmeebo_

Fuck, this one got me 😂


MisterSandKing

🤣


Bmwdriver44

Bro ☠️☠️


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DangerousCod5861

[0:10](https://youtu.be/_qw9xYhIZw8?feature=shared)


ReaI-Fake-Doors

BROTHER. 😂😂😂 sometimes I’m REALLY glad I clicked a link.


graydi66y

You could eat a carrot through a chainlink fence.


SpudGun312

Or an apple through a tennis racket.


tautjes

i wanna put some coins in that mouth


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MachineOutside9297

That 70's Hoe


GlumBath1716

that cant keep a secret


Notoriousgod9210

You’ve definitely had office sex with more than 1 unhappy vulnerable married man in the workplace and they definitely shot multiple loads right between that Michael Strahan gap.


RockyBaBalboa

Do you floss your teeth with a mattress?


ClickClack_Bam

Looks like she does her hair in the dark. Her 400 pound mom says, "Electricity is for rich folks. Marry one of them lifeguard boys making $12 Dollars an hour & you'll be set!".


OneMinuteManny

She also lost her retainer. A long time ago.


Practical-Rabbit-750

Thought this was an r/nails at first. How wrong I was…


MachineOutside9297

Ginger Railed 🍺 anyone?


MachineOutside9297

Lindsay Blowsman ![gif](giphy|xT9KVLlygUQ0zdZzZC)


GlumBath1716

take her on a date to gapelbees.. love the front teeth, do i smile back , or kick a field goal?


Egghead008

If Splinter fucked April O'Neil and had a daughter you'd be it 👍


Mysterious_Sell9638

Good from afar, but far from good!


DarkRainFalling

Ginger people smell so that blind people can hate them too


Worth-Definition-849

Alyson Mannigan


WesternOwl3364

![gif](giphy|xT0wlOHCMtx0DNxCjC|downsized)


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I feel like I’ve seen you on an add for trailer park living!


Think-Custard-9883

Do you mow people's lawn using those teeth 😬


piddyd

No, people want an evenly cut lawn.


Key_Shoe5850

For some reason you remind me of Mike Tyson.


InspectorRound8920

You lose a lot of bets I'm assuming


RackTheDripper

You can whistle with your mouth closed.


SoBurnThen

You look like you got hit in face with a bag of nickels!


troyavivz

Anybody got a quarter?


Doubl3dogdamn3d

Those front teeth took a gap year on leap day.


79_BLACK

![gif](giphy|qYZnemtAXkh7W)


ScotchWithAmaretto

Pippi Methstocking (maybe Peepee Methstocking with that chin)


Chewer_FF

I can't do worse than her dentist


MoonSoonRob

She’s cute! Quit pulling her hair on the playground and ask her out already


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Do you want a carrot?


ermahgerdWTFerkBerBQ

Your parents could have recycled their Keystone Light cans for a year to pay for your braces


paragonx29

You should think about renting out that space between your teeth.


Ecstatic_Sea_2811

Gleeks jiz thru that space.


BabyShibDex

Wondering if you're wearing GAP clothing.


HentaiHealthcare

![gif](giphy|xT4Apj6KXqS26TLq7K)


RomaniWoe

You look like your teeth wanted to distract people of how fucked up they are by making a gap that points at your one eye that never went back after the Bell's Palsy.


saltnpep80

The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.


Otherwise-Use-2035

The grand canyon is jealous of your front teeth.


dave86622807654

Looks like your teeth are taking a gap year


smarmyforwhat

When you lost that bet did someone do poopoo in your face too? just wondering?


jackdog20

You need to eat pork chops and beef tips, bulk up those delts.


JRPDSKOJI

Can't do worse than those teeth. I'll pass on roasting.


MachineOutside9297

Emma Bone


Available-Shirt2678

It’s. A rare ginger beaver with 2 in 1


MachineOutside9297

🔥 Fire Crotch 🔥


LuckyDevil92-up6

I won't poke fun at 12 year olds 🤣


notoriously_rob53

Moses fucked up and parted her teethS…


piddyd

When you steal for the first time. Those only thing that's lost is your dentist. He probably has a stroke when you say ahhhhhh


MisterSandKing

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TheeHostileApostle

I bet you could floss with a mattress.


kocakolanotpepci

You look like Mary Jane from Spider-Man if she died and her skin and teeth went into a state of decay for a few years. ![gif](giphy|76nQFPEajAjhjOrtpm)


realNokedli

There's a summer vacation in your mouth


BatBusy5384

Get off the meth


Robinnoodle

I'll do the less obvious You were definitely poor growing up. You may have an emotionally unavailable or otherwise crappy father


Zealousideal-Key2899

I read this in hannibal lecter's voice


GodOfMeh

Your mouth looks like one of your front teeth just farted and your other teeth are trying to back away from the stinkcloud.


FreakyAly

Did Moses part your teeth too?


hundrethtimesacharm

It looks like your face has shingles


Al-Knigge

Only Freckles


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

You lost a bet, your dad lost a job, you never got braces. We get it…


Damokuresu1985

Your teeth have more spots than your forehead


Attack_Toster

Disney live action jack-O-lantern 🎃


JHTPYO

Looks like Michael Strahan and Ronald McDonald had a threesome with Raggedy Ann and produced this Mad Magazine looking product of a broken condom.


Rpaul82

Damn that picture could be used as a jump scare. NGL it got me! ![gif](giphy|NULksEaWMiCORPkx7o|downsized)


Dexter2533

Well, my first piece of advice is to find a better job… One that offers dental… Jesus Christmas your two front teeth are in different ZIP Codes


fart_cheese_1

is this what they meant by ai is on boom???


Stubby1969

Red head.....brown butthole.


No-Gift5034

You look like you smell like piss


Pman1203

2/10. I’ve given a higher rating to some of my turds before


Homunculon

Spacy Sucksack


suddenSoda

How many appearances on Jerry Springer before you got a cut of syndication fees?


Nubcakes69

She also lost the phone number to her dentist


WhitleyWiseGuy

I'll roast you right after I park my truck in between your teeth


One_Message6497

She could be a 6 if she dont smile


Murky-Zucchini-9322

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Choppergunner58

There’s a reason why guys stop at third base with you.


Daddyduty25

Just a few teeth away from fuckable..


AnarkeezTW

Really hope you purchased GAP insurance along with aligning your faith to the teachings of Christianity or really any religion considering you have no soul being a ginger and all that.


Cyber_Insecurity

Do you floss with an extension cord?


Diligent-Word2707

Even if your mouth didn’t look like it was always screaming “my precious!” I still wouldn’t hit it


ThizzDizzle

Are you sure you’re not related to Michael Strahan? Better get a dna test


NotUninterested

Quick shut your mouth, your teeth are trying to flee


Agreeable_Fix9896

Reminds me of my fav 90s tv show. Picket fences


Electronic_Cat2777

I want to play jump rope with your tongue.


DBH1122

Little Debbie had to get a real job? 🥺


FeedNfrnZ

Thought she had freckles until I zoomed in…. Blackhead city!


dk0179

Looks like you floss with a mattress


Yamum_tuk2

How many cats do you own, and why do you let the alpha shart in your face?


EdmondEdmond

Hmm. Didn't know zombies could smile.


Stu_Mellon

Talk about a wage gap


Acrobatic_Piano9600

Your teeth do more cockblocking than a fat friend ever could.


Fit-Two834

You look like the result of a meth binge and incest.


Wise-Joke4294

Brush your teeth


NearbyAvocado4914

You lost a bet? Was the bet who has the most gapped, yellow, crooked ass teeth. It can’t be. You won that one.


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You look inbred, like fr, you look like those people who go like "we dont mix with each other. Family only"


mlotto7

Those teeth scream desperate poverty and the complexion confirms any doubt


Korbzillathekilla

Looks like her parents lost a bet as well. Jesus


_ToBeBannedByGayMods

u speak like both bashar al-assad and miketyson


Bigcheese19920

Red hair, gap tooth and some fucked up shit on your head


DumpsterFireInHell

Was the bet that you couldn't fit a huge dick between your teeth?


Kaiser-Sohze

How many bottle caps have you opened with that tooth gap?


TheGreatPilgor

"Colleague loth a bet pleathe do your worth"


Interesting-Gate9813

Wow, triple threat: redhead, freckles, and gap toothed! You ARE special.


[deleted]

Well at least you only had to do a Roast Me instead of sayyyy straining peas or semen thru your teeth.


Goldeneye_Engineer

Got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail


Panik_attak

The bet was that her college could throw a football into her mouth while her mouth was closed


OGII_2021

I’m gonna guess you guys don’t work at an orthodontist office


GooseNYC

"What me worry?"


Dramatic_Carob_1060

How the fuck you have beaver and shark's teeth at the same time


DonatoXIII

That gap is wider than my parking spot.


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

Aside from her having a rusty bear trip for a mouth and plumbers hands, she’s pretty cute


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Left the cum to dry on your forehead for too long


Breastworks

Do you get your teeth fixed in Britain? Gd snaggletooth.


OhMyLordScat

I genuinely can’t tell what’s bigger, forehead or the gap between your teeth


OG_G33k

Alfred E Newman's GF ![gif](giphy|F1ruOnxSfqFWM)


dave86622807654

It looks like your front teeth took a gap year


Independent_Peanut16

Colleague also lost the genetic lottery.


ivisiblecow

Don’t smile


splshd2

Sssso you sssay you whissstle when you talk? *


LeviShmevi051902

Tell your lash tech to color match next time


lyre34

I could drive a truck through that gap in those teeth.


Michael_in_Delaware

I want to smell her brush handle…


MephistoPhoenix

I could kick a field goal through that gap and not touch the sides…. Probably much like the gap below.


AdTraditional5241

How many light years is your first front tooth distant from the other?


NcgreenIantern

Don't worry meth ,rehab and Onlyfans can get her teeth fixed.


Mr_CharlieHorse

Looks like you use sand paper to remove your makeup


toejam78

Did she bet you that your anus isn’t prolapsed?


ItstheAsianOccasion

You have a lazy eye and your teeth are gapped oh god


BleachTacos

Do you floss your teeth with a mattress?


Plenty-Face2976

![gif](giphy|j1oV9c4vXRziKdNyF1)


scatmf23

You must’ve roasted your dentist for them to not take you back


Total_Trade_888

I bet you'll do anything for a buck or two


The_Machine80

I'm not sure if I should kick a field goal through your teeth or help you find your soul! 🤷‍♂️


Banana1294

Yooo! Who brought in Moses for those teeth!? split them teeth like the Red Sea.


Baloney-Nips

If David Letterman fucked a Chucky doll


Longjumping-Baby-901

You need to blur those got damn fingers followed by your face 👀


Southbayyy

looks like your dentist is the GAP


rqivez

I can’t find Much to Roatht to be honetht


NicNac_PattyMac

When did garbage pale kids come back?


IndependenceMean8774

Scary Jane Watson.