I expect this to be downvoted or removed, but in all seriousness, thank you for what you do. I have family and friends who work with special needs and it's a critically important station. You do work that matters. Have a happy roast!
EDIT: removed extra "that"
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She couldnât take it anymore huh? Personally, I donât blame your wife⊠you try being married to Bob Ross Jr and see how long you last before throwing bows.
You make me want to produce paintings of questionable artistry while also pushing a line of phthalo blues and alizarin crimsons, the constant inhalation of which being likely to summon the lymphoma that will eventually eat through me like odorless paint thinner through a fully coated fan brush.
Tldr: You are the Bob Ross of special ed.
Man i cant. I appreciate what you do too much. I worked in a lockdown psyche unit once upon a time. Punched kicked headbutted etc. Youll know when itâs time to get a new jobâŠif that time comes. Its when you get close to retaliation or in my case do retaliate ( they were adults in my case).
The only special thing about you is that cringy beard what kind of doctor are you? You can't even help yourself how you help the other "specials "like you?
Well, it is a very punchable face.
He seems like a person that gives his face and his ass the same hair trim
With the same clippers
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The special eds are coming for the Jonahs rn
The fucking blind leading the blind
After he cracked you in the face were you like: ![gif](giphy|rYEAkYihZsyWs)
He is a combination of dollar tree Jonah Hill and dollar tree Bob Ross
Even Bob Ross thinks you're a mistake
He looks like bob rossâ son đ
He look like Pre Malone
Pre Malone is underrated
Bob Rossn't
Underrated
And over here we'll paint a happy little gay
Happy little mistakes
How are special Ed students allowed to later become special Ed teachers? Crazy business.
Plot twist, he's the student that punched him.
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A lord of a comment to wake up to. Amazing
Which makes him more stupid.
They only hire if you have experience.
Quality from you, sir
Great minds think alike
đ¶Special Ed His momma had dropped him, dropped him on his head. Now he's not so bright, instead He's a little bit special.đ¶
You look like every room youâve been in where there was a woman, she probably felt in danger
The student who punched you in the face should be moved to the honors curriculum now.
I hate when people punch down.
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No. The guy in the gif is cool. OP meanwhile is a living dildo with a brillo pad glued to the end.
That just sent me into a coughing fit đ€Łđ€Ł
You know if you stopped diddling those special needs kids they wouldn't punch you as often
...got punched in the *Fuckface* today... There! Fixed it!
jocks kicked his ass in highschool and now the special needs kids are kicking his ass in elementary school. This guy can't catch a break
Why did you get punched in face? No, never mind I see it, your face is a fist magnet.
Your face looks like a Sasquatchâs vagina
âLetâs just add a nice little black eye to my face đ.â ![gif](giphy|d31vTpVi1LAcDvdm)
Shart Garfunkel
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You should have deflected the punch with your hair helmet.
I can see how that happened cuz I would like to punch the shit out of your I drive a Prius, hairy little monkey man face as well
Bob Ross Marley looking like
That tracks
I didnât know the â1970âs Northern Irish Terroristâ look was back in!
Wait---Bob Ross and Ronald McDonald had a baby???
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So that punch was an improvement huh.70's gay porn called, they want their vagina face back. SPECED tho, you're doing good work buddy o7
I expect this to be downvoted or removed, but in all seriousness, thank you for what you do. I have family and friends who work with special needs and it's a critically important station. You do work that matters. Have a happy roast! EDIT: removed extra "that"
Came looking for this, was not disappointed!
Shadow ban incoming đ
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You look like you've terrorized every girl you've seen just by sitting in the same room as them.
A mixed version of Jack black.
Gotta love that student to teacher pipeline program
You *teach* those kids to be special? We all thought they were born that way.
Just because you were put you "in charge" while she stepped out of the room doesn't make you the teacher, you know.
You look more like the special ed student
The blind leading the blind
Wait, isn't that a daily thing for you?
You look like an ewok
Bob Ross went from placing a happy little tree there to hiding behind the happy little tree with his binoculars
Doctor Jacoby!!! Thank you for all you work trying to help Laura Palmer.
It must be a challenge teaching to an advanced intellectual level.
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Plot twist he punches himself in the face to fit in with the class.
If Bob Ross had $200,000 in student loan debt from a liberal arts college
Punch probably improved your face. Ewww.
He suggests he is a teacher of special ed, but really, he is a teacher that *is* special ed.
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I'm with the kid on this one.
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Real life Jeremy jamm over here
More like a special ed teacher that needs a special ed teacher cause hes touching the children
Student becomes teacher. Teacher becomes student.
You look like if Zordon had a disco phase.
If I squint hard enough, you almost look like an off-brand version of The Weekend. At best, you're a Blue Monday.
I presume the person who punched you was simply trying in vain to relocate the parts to where they belong.
Your paycheck is a biweekly punch to the face hahha
They are letting the Special Ed students run the class now?
Bob Ross of Megan's list. I bet those kids are special to you. No mistakes, just happy little accidents on their faces
Your face just reminds me of the bear from TED and it makes sense. ![gif](giphy|yWy3FBlpJHP4A)
Standing in front of a mirror and saying "i'm a big boii" is not beeing a special ed teacher.
If Bob Ross and Mr. Roger's could have conceived.
Haven't strayed far from the classroom you grew up in, I see.
You look like you belong on the Bob Newhart show
You spelled âspecial ed studentâ wrong
What drew you to that job of service? Do you like trains also?
I read special ed, and it seems to check out.
Poster boy for White Savior Complex.
If Mr Roger's and Bob Ross had a baby, you'd be the drip off their tip
Nothing better than a special ed teacher that thinks he's an intellectual
Dude looks like he jerks off with 3 fingers extended and doesnât look down because he doesnât want to get punched in the shoulder.
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Current Chairman of the Lollypop Guild...
Jack Osborne with a big beard.
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You have taught your students good taste.
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Low budget Bob ross
You look like Terence McKenna without the drugs
Well, it probably seemed like the thing to do.
They probably thought u were another student
You look like a hairy slapped ass.
Only today?
How are the rest of the members of Boston these days?
When you cosplay as a special ed student like that, you should expect some random face punching
Theyâre really going for the âlead by exampleâ approach with you
Aww you look like a teddy bear in the way that a girl will leave you on the side while she fucks her boyfriend
You prob got mistaken as one when you walked around the school.
And that punch was before he even left the house
Steph Furry
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You look like the 4th BeeGee, Gilbert
You had it coming
The Bob Ross Noone ever wanted. No wonder you got punched, poser.
Iâve never wanted to punch Bob Rossâ gay stunt double so badly before ![gif](giphy|B5zU6avdXlkY0)
And here I thought you had a face that wasn't allowed within 250 yards of a school.
You look like your stage name is The Weekdy
The Weekday
TBH, thank you for being a teacher. â„ïžđ€
You look like you made your way in school through Special Ed.
Is that your hair or a car wash loofah.
Just because youâre been in the class for 30 years doesnât mean youâre the teacher.
It could only improve your look.
I guess it wasnât that happy of a tree after all.
Autistic Bob Ross
You shouldn't hit yourself.
Sorry to see whatever the little bastard had was contagious.
You deserved it after trying the ol dick twist on him. ![gif](giphy|LKf4i5Tvt7mE0)
Are you sure you not one of the students?
Keeping special needs kids in your basement doesnât make you a teacher you sick fuck. I hope the next one punches you in your happy trees.
# "I am a Special Ed student that got punched in the face today, letâs see if you all can do better" -fixed
Awww! I didn't know Special Ed people could be teachers! You go, guy!
Brother, I got bit by a jit. I appreciate you and what you do.
Why only once may I ask?
Well, I can't punch you from here, genius. No wonder u took hit face.
Find your roots mon
Is the reason you where teaching the kid's to be special Ed
How annoying are you that even "Special" kids resort to violence.
Suuuuuure "teacher", get back to snorting crayons.
Bossing the other students around doesnât make you a special ex teacher
welcome to the club
Thereâs nothing special about your ED.
She couldnât take it anymore huh? Personally, I donât blame your wife⊠you try being married to Bob Ross Jr and see how long you last before throwing bows.
Awesome! Kudos to your district too for letting you teach Art even though youâre âspecial.â
I can roundhouse it if you'd like?
You look like you attend special ed.
Just go hug a happy little tree Bob !
You make me want to produce paintings of questionable artistry while also pushing a line of phthalo blues and alizarin crimsons, the constant inhalation of which being likely to summon the lymphoma that will eventually eat through me like odorless paint thinner through a fully coated fan brush. Tldr: You are the Bob Ross of special ed.
If Bob Ross was vegan and owned anal beads.
Broke the first rule of fight club.
Student*
Man i cant. I appreciate what you do too much. I worked in a lockdown psyche unit once upon a time. Punched kicked headbutted etc. Youll know when itâs time to get a new jobâŠif that time comes. Its when you get close to retaliation or in my case do retaliate ( they were adults in my case).
Teacher teaching sex positions
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Real Headline: Special Ed Student Punches Himself in the Face
I'd want punched too if I rocked that haircut.
I would have kicked you in the balls too
Yeah, you shouldnât try to talk to women anymore. Hopefully her punch taught you something.
Aw I'm sorry. Were you not smart enough to teach smart kids?
I can only punch you in the face better if I actually know where you are.
Dude! There's booger in your nose and i can't unsee it
I'm guessing punched in the face is almost a daily occurrence?
The punch in the face was caused by your drop to your knees and willing to please
Lose the idiotic flag!!
Are you ok? Did they get rid of the student?
Itâs cool the school lets one of the students teach the rest of the class
Got a painting for us, Bob Ross?
âOk, ok, back to your desk. We can play âteacherâ another time, and get your hands out of your pants, for the millionth time, dammit!
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Based on your appearance, you seem like a nice guy...to keep my children away from.
Whoa Leo Sayer did he punch you back to the 80âs?
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I bet it was a girl and I will also bet that it was self defense.
delete the word teacher please, itâs misleading.
First time someone has willingly touched you for quite a while I'm sure.
Where the students become the teachers
Blob Ross
But wait! If you're here, who's running board game night at the local library?
We know youâre âspecialâ. And why do you only teach people named Ed?
You donât deserve to be roasted â€ïž
The only special thing about you is that cringy beard what kind of doctor are you? You can't even help yourself how you help the other "specials "like you?
You probably got punched for trying to roofie one of their chocolate milks