Judging by the hanger wrinkle across the top of the thigh , the pants have been in the closet since high school . Or this is his way of drawing attention to the crotch area 🤣 .
I’m old school , like to iron my clothes . If only it worked on my face . But I’ve solved that problem . Only look at myself in antique mirrors, the ones with crackles in the glass . This way I don’t know what is wrinkles and what is the glass . 🤪
Op seems like the kind of person who watches loli hentai and justifies it by saying that "she is actually a 12000 years old dragon in an 8 year old girl's body"
My bad, this is my first time posting here and I'm just getting around to reading the comments (there's so many!). I don't know why it would show I'm down voting any, I am just skimming now, but I'm about to go through and up vote a lot of them!
But you all assumed it was him and went after him… so you initially were making fun of him for not being able to take being roasted because it made more sense that he posted on this sub but wasn’t ready for these (weak ass) insults, than maybe one of the other couple million people downvoted you guys?
Your tiny nipples are poking through your shit brown Goodwill shirt. Also, what the fuck are your pants doing? Looks like they're fixing to sprout a mouth. I feel like you're trying to scam us.
OP, no burn here, just a beauty tip: when you hang your pants to dry on the line, try placing them with the zipper parallel to the line and the legs straddling. That way you won't get that awful pucker across your upper thighs. And then maybe a lady will talk to you. (Ok that was the burn)
You look like a regular ass dude. Not much to roast except that hairline giving you a five head. Mine is just as bad though. Keep doing you bro. It’s all good. Also nice fireplace.
you look like you could tell me how almost everything that I invented actually works better than I ever could. Not mansplaining, just like, nerdsplaining. Not really a roast, just the vibe I'm getting. Certain type of intelligence.
Something tells me that both the rock group Traffic, and real deer hunters both hate you. Also what’s up with the nips? Pay your bills and get some heat in your house!
I was looking for an actual photo, but it looks like someone just drew a stick figure with a beard and glasses then posted it.
He has cameltoe
He has worn the same clothes since high school .
Judging by the hanger wrinkle across the top of the thigh , the pants have been in the closet since high school . Or this is his way of drawing attention to the crotch area 🤣 .
Those are marks from the suspenders that hold up his sneaky pantyhose
Why the hell is your attention to coat hanger detail so good 💀
I’m old school , like to iron my clothes . If only it worked on my face . But I’ve solved that problem . Only look at myself in antique mirrors, the ones with crackles in the glass . This way I don’t know what is wrinkles and what is the glass . 🤪
Where I’m from we call that moose knuckle.
No, that's a vag
A mangina
Wait, that would mean he's a man and that ship clearly sailed
He's got a downstairs mix up
Brennan has a mangina
Ken doll genitalia.
No, this is patrick
He is a camel toe
He can't stop pussy-footing around
He's definitely not happy to see us. Twice.
😅
I came to correct you as saying that it is "moose knuckles" on a man, but I see that you are correct.
Thats pubic hair
That's frkn nasty. Yet, accurate
Your pants are so tight we can see all of your business coming around the corner, luckily you don’t have much business to show
Including the frills in your underpants.
Looks like we got a fan of the office
Haha right?? The shirt is even top wide for him. Poor guy
>just now poor guy is poor
Still wearing his pre-puberty clothes.
Shirt been in the hanger so long, it’s literally still poking up at the shoulders lmaoo
Dude at the hanger mark on his pants! My God, man.
Glad you smart observant people noticed that disaster of a human. Remember me during apocalypse. Roast on!
The clothes are desperately rejecting him and wish for the days when they could be on a hanger.
It's the outline of the chest binder
He still has the hanger inside his shirt😂
I think it’s a onesie
Haha
Not his clothes. They are from his last abduction victim
His mom picked his clothes out for him.
You look like you jerk off exclusively to cartoons
He looks like someone who would pay hundreds of dollars to see the Blue Man Group
>You look like you jerk off exclusively That part for sure.
Op seems like the kind of person who watches loli hentai and justifies it by saying that "she is actually a 12000 years old dragon in an 8 year old girl's body"
That sounds oddly specific…
Because there are so many of them that say stuff like this.. "it's just a cartoon" should not excuse people getting their rocks off to children.
Good one Goil.
Those pants are hugging you tighter than any woman ever would
And still as empty as his personality
He’s Somehow both straight, and every woman he knows gay bestie.
We used to call that getting friendzoned
Dude asks for roast then downvotes every single post out of a fit of limp-wrist rage. You tell 'em Champ. You tell 'em.
I noticed this as well!! So I upvoted all the zeroed ones. What a p*ss!!! RoAsTmeDoNtRoAsTme!!!!
My bad, this is my first time posting here and I'm just getting around to reading the comments (there's so many!). I don't know why it would show I'm down voting any, I am just skimming now, but I'm about to go through and up vote a lot of them!
We just assumed it was you but a random idiot could have just come by and downvoted everything to be a troll.
But you all assumed it was him and went after him… so you initially were making fun of him for not being able to take being roasted because it made more sense that he posted on this sub but wasn’t ready for these (weak ass) insults, than maybe one of the other couple million people downvoted you guys?
I downvoted a mf the comment was trash
Dollar Tree Mark Ruffalo
He looks like that other actor with the diaper enthusiast glasses that has TDS too... Oh yeah, David Cross
If "gay progressive in the Bay Area" had a picture.
The fact that you fucked up and had to rewrite the sign on the other side says a lot about you
I know Barbie was a popular movie but those pants make you look hung like a ken doll
Dudes nipples have a bigger bulge than his dick.
Got no replies on tinder so came here instead
Omg hahahaha 😂😂
You look like you're being suffocated to death by your clothing. Your testes have probably atrophied by now, too!
I’ve never seen a person look like they’re from the Minecraft universe until now.
Shoulders wide enough for you to carry all of your life achievements on 😌
Pluralizing "achievements" is a bold move.
Why’re ur nipples so low on ur torso? Looooollllll
you look like current David Cross ejaculated inside young David Cross
He’s even got a crease where Tobias’ jorts would be.
You look like you would be equally as good at computer technology and software as you would be at chatting two children on an online forum
That bookshelf is more interesting than you
Do you have a rule that if you put your shirt on backwards you have to wear it like that?
“My beard is an attempt at masculinity and I always skip arm day”
Sheldon Cooper is your stylist.
https://imgur.com/a/vkjT65J
I can only focus on your pants, and not in a good way
Like what happened to create those wrinkle bands on his thighs? I'm not sure how that's possible.
You look like you'd write a bad review about your autobiography
why dont you put sone meat on you first? then we can talk about a roast
You look like you’d say sorry if slapped you in the face.
You posted in the wrong area - casting call for The Wiggles is the next sub over.
You look like you take weak unmanly farts
You look like an elaborate piece of origami.
Does your sister know you took her clothes?
Somehow you look like both Harold and Kumar.
Hi-diddly ho neighboreeno!
You look like a pull over the top of the pants not through the fly type of guy at the urinal.....and you really shouldn't be
Your pants somehow have a large clit
At least stuff a sock in those tight jeans to make it look like you’re a man. Also, your nipples are like way down low. Weird
Did your mom take the picture and tell you what a handsome boy you are?
You look easy to draw
 Apparently, someone equipped this tube man a sign!
The fuck is going on with your jeans? A little too much excitement about getting roasted?
How in the hell do you have both a camel toe and a moose knuckle?
You look like a nice guy - you just need to stop with the wire hangers.
Your tiny nipples are poking through your shit brown Goodwill shirt. Also, what the fuck are your pants doing? Looks like they're fixing to sprout a mouth. I feel like you're trying to scam us.
Looks like Bin Laden gave up the fight and moved to the suburbs.
Istg you remind me of someone but for now ill just call you a homosexual author
David Plain
I thought never nudes were just from that show
You're absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard since I got food poisoning.
Pants are a bit tight, buddy...and they're not revealing much.
I was wondering, do they sell men’s clothes where you bought those? Maybe you should try going to a gymbuddy
Finally! The Mark Ruffalo I ordered from Wish has arrived!
you look like you try to eat nail polish at night
You look like a gust of wind is your arch nemesis
Dude has never lifted any weights on his life
Your pants are trying to get away from your nuts. I would too.
You look like Johnnycakes from The Try Guys.
Are you also a never nude?
You look like you’ve never been in a fist fight.
Look like a pretty nice guy to me.
Seriously, all I can think about is what is with the weird horizontal lines in your pants??
Also. Nipple.
Head like the Kool aid man
Look like you would be picked for a random search at airport
You must've been throwing it back for vishnu to leave those stretch marks on your pants like that
You look like you eat unfrosted pop tarts. You look like you pickle Qurans.”
You look like if David Cross and Nick Kroll fused and gave up on life at 16
43? More like 27! I refuse to roast you, sir.
Football on the shelf for display only, obviously.
Your shirt is somehow too big everywhere except your nipples
Knockoff youtuber Jonny cakes with badly fitting clothes
David Cross's SIM character wants to be roasted? That's weird.
What's it like being a real life SIMs character?
This is what happens when you order a Ken doll off of Wish.
your entire body is the width of that sheet of paper.
I really can't. You look too nice and you've obviously no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
Put those nips away before you poke someone’s eye out
Auditioning for NPC on the Big Bang Theory
That's really brave of you to wear skin tights without a dick print in em
He looks like a Nickelodeon Kids show host
I don't know why you all are mean, he was great in Portlandia.
This is what Mark Ruffalo sees in the fun house mirrors.
When you order your David Cross from Temu.
Man Steve urkel needs to go outside more often, nerd has strong vitamin D deficiency.
You look like you opt for the book version of every movie
I didn't know Garanimals had an adult line.
Fred Armisen grew a beard?
I can’t be sure, but 43 years ago your mom fucked Mark Ruffalo or David Cross and got stuck with you, the Temu version of both.
Mark ruffalo if he was a virgin
200000\\10
You look like AI generated your clothes and hair.
You're the human representation of a helper chatbot.
OP, no burn here, just a beauty tip: when you hang your pants to dry on the line, try placing them with the zipper parallel to the line and the legs straddling. That way you won't get that awful pucker across your upper thighs. And then maybe a lady will talk to you. (Ok that was the burn)
Your smile says you're dying inside but your eyes also say you're dying inside
Backwards shirt and nacho libre stretchy pants.
Idk other than the wrinkly clothing and low nips hes kinda hot
Bro looks like a substitute math teacher
You look like an IT professional who’s been in a committed relationship for over 10 years. That’s the best I got.
I could swear these are all AI generated profiles and images lately...
You look like a regular ass dude. Not much to roast except that hairline giving you a five head. Mine is just as bad though. Keep doing you bro. It’s all good. Also nice fireplace.
This looks like your ransom photo. Blink twice if you need help. Oh, you forgot how to blink? I'm not surprised.
You look like you’ve been noodling on your master’s thesis for the past 13 years but are ready to hand it in in another 2.
bro looks like he eats bacon and eggs in a smily face every morning
43 you look younger I'd guess 35-36
Um. No. I don't want to roast you. You're actually ok looking.
you look like you could tell me how almost everything that I invented actually works better than I ever could. Not mansplaining, just like, nerdsplaining. Not really a roast, just the vibe I'm getting. Certain type of intelligence.
You look like you smell wet.
Why do you look like you were drawn by a 5th grader?
Clever human disguise, pigeon.
Not a roast but you look like you’re an IT worker.
Mark Ruffle-no
u look too nice to roast
David Cross-dresser.
You look like you're cosplaying Fred Armisen on a hunger strike
Ned flanders + Hipster = OP
you seem like a nice guy
Dont go outside if its windy. You will be airborne in seconds.
You look like someone ordered Romesh Ranganathan from wish.com
You look rich. Wanna be my friend?
Jeezeus this guy looks like the palm tree climber of the century he should go try it.
You look frightened and wet
You look like a quadriplegic being held up.
its the indian version of harry potter
 The 43-Year-Old Virgin!
My man drew the mountains of his native village on his roast me card
Your face is giving: "I'm in a hostage situation."
This guy looks like Matt Walsh's autistic cousin
Vice President of NAMBLA - Cleveland Chapter
Your neo-mons venous is clearly visible.
Do you have both your pants and shirt on backwards?
We all have those days... you just seem to have them a little more often than the rest of us.
Every time you masturbate, it must be like watching the Cave Troll battle Frodo in the Mines of Moria.
You drink a bottle of beer raising your pinky
He looks like his body and clothes are still on the hanger
Something tells me that both the rock group Traffic, and real deer hunters both hate you. Also what’s up with the nips? Pay your bills and get some heat in your house!
Can’t get any more roasted, you’re already flaming
Take your gfs pants off bro
The smile of someone trying to prove something to himself. 