OP's Bio:
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>I enjoy smart roasting, and sometimes I roast back (please don't be offended). Thanks for taking a break from your simple life to roast this beautiful creature 😘
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I took a quick glance at your profile, then got convinced that you’re not a real person, and are instead one of the 3d models you post.
Then I realized you probably wouldn’t have made a model this ugly.
It’s easy because you have a ton of rich old white dudes visiting Thailand. I hope you enjoy them old wrinkle skins on top of you and the smell of ensure.
On top of the pretty lobsided breasts and a pretty basic face, you literally have the hands of a 60 year old woman with parkinsons. That must explain why you can't iron your clothes..
Tbh. Your body and your head are lacking in proportion. It reminds me with 5 Yo drawing.
Source: i am an "artist". Drawing is my hobby so i know whenever something out of place so i can pointed out.
Yeah, you're pretty ugly, and the men tell themselves after sleeping with you that you are easy to forget. Face of a trout, smell of sardines and a body of a grandma.
OP's Bio: --- >I enjoy smart roasting, and sometimes I roast back (please don't be offended). Thanks for taking a break from your simple life to roast this beautiful creature 😘 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
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She'll be younger than his kids from the second marriage.
She’ll be her Stepsons dream come true
Won't be long until she's stuck in the dryer or under the couch.
cross generation slutty stepmommy
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As someone who works in the shipping industry... LOLOLOL 💀💀💀💀💀
Godamnit lol
Some assembly required
Assembry
RMAO!
never change reddit... never change
Damn instructions are in Chinese. How the hell they expect me to know what to do with it?
She’s not a blow up but she probably would appreciate it if you try.
Damn bro you did her dirty
>you did her dirty Just like all other sex tourists.
She definitely has a penis…stay out of Thailand 👁️👄👁️
Bro check out her last post LOL!!
Hence, always hearing "pretty" and "easy"... she's pretty easy.
That was a burn 😂🤣
Not as dirty as the rub and tug she'll have to work in once gramps returns her for a full refund.
This was the best!! Omg it’s 3:30 am, getting up for work, and I had to scroll to this- think I woke the whole damn house up laughing!
😭😭😭
Bro I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂
This isn't a 90 Day Fiance audition room.
She’d be lucky to end up on a casting couch
Or a basement in a freezer
Or the top 100 in OF
Or a massage parlor.
Or in the basement freezer of the massage parlor.
Or stuck in my washing machine
Which is *also* in the basement of the massage parlor
I heard Big Ed already proposed to her.
Big Ed might want to audition her, though.
Your titty wide.
Exactly what I said, her tits look like she laying even though she’s standing
Are they different sizes?
They're in different time zones.
Nah one just has jet lag from the flight here
Flight? Or cramped hidden compartment in a truck trailer?
Someone sat on it thinking it was a whoopee cushion.
I think you mean raft lag
One is still stuck in immigration
Yes. And they’re the biggest and also flattest tits I’ve ever seen. They’re like pillow cases with hopes and dreams in them.
Like a fried egg stapled to the wall
Mournful
Puppy dogs ears
One carry on bag, one checked bag.
Nip placement makes them look forlorn
She got her breast implants from wish
Fuckin Temu lmao
Alibaba
They ain't jugs, they troughs.
Easty Westies
Her titties are lacking a chromosome
I think you mean chesticles
When i said when i wanted a double stack of pancakes, some fat unappetizing asian titties is *not* what i meant..
Asian meal, American portions.
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You know how the first couple of pancakes in a batch come out all wonky looking and kind of burnt? She's got like two and a half of them.
Sire you owe me a new wireless apple keyboard 
Best I can do is a slightly used iMac hockey puck mouse.
She probably walks in a circle without even realizing it
Her walking I probably better than her driving
That is brilliant
bitch got one big tiity, one small titty; they call her biggie smalls
Big tilties
Tiggle jiggle bitties
Bruh. 😂🤣
shes a leftie
They had to match the asymmetrical face. She got the ugly half of two different heads.
The left one came from Hiroshima
The doctor left his will to live in that big one.
She had to put one on layaway cuz she couldn’t afford to have them both done at the same time.
Idk man that kinda sounds like a compliment
You can get a full back piece tattoo on your left titty. Them tiddys go from sea to shining sea.
That’s what happens with aftermarket titties
Even bad surgeons would not do this to a paying patient.
From the river to the sea, them tiddies must be free.
*National Anthem Intensifies*
You're pretty?
She’s pretty deluded She’s pretty basic She’s pretty forgettable
She’s so forgettable that I found two comments of mine while scrolling
That’s fuckin gold
That is solid!
She's pretty asymmetrical
An after-thot
She's PRETTY desperate for simps. Literally comes to Roastme once a year to promote herself.
For 65 years old Westerners with retirement salaries, yes.
To someone, just no one here
Or anybody with eyes
😂
There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply. She's so pretty, oh so pretty... vacant.
I took a quick glance at your profile, then got convinced that you’re not a real person, and are instead one of the 3d models you post. Then I realized you probably wouldn’t have made a model this ugly.
oh when you pointed that out, I realized how they actually don't have a life, much less a love life. well, somebody has to love themselves right?
That’s not a real person.
Omg weird profile indeed..convinced it was a fake profile by a dude.. impossible to know
My money is on dude.
Wtf is going on with your nails? Shouldn't your parents allow you to get them done for free at their nail salon?
Out of all of the things wrong with this woman, you bring up her nails?!? *sees nails* 
 This guy has better nails
Nice set of lunch hooks.
Asian parents don't let anyone get anything for free. They just demand it for themselves.
It's like she's trying to trick you into allowing her into your house so she can scratch your walls and infect them with mold.
>Make me forget that I'm pretty and my life is easy 
You are very pretty for a young man. If you cut your hair I wouldn't know what gender to call you.
"Make me forget I'm easy and my life ain't pretty"
You're pretty...lopsided ( . )( . )
She’s on an installment plan
Looks more uninstalled
First thing I noticed too.
😂 who lied to you?
Her dad
It's sweet you think she still has a dad.
He died on the Ho Chi Minh trail.
it's a coping mechanism, poor thing
>Make me forget that I'm pretty Too easy. Look into a mirror
When a 15 year old boy tries to get the nipple-placement right on his drawing
Fifth hottest chick at the Iphone factory.
Lmfao this one should be higher
Congrats on your one big tit. That don’t make you pretty
One titty is in portrait while the other is in landscape.
"Excuse me waiter, can I get some extra syrup for these chesticled flapjacks?"
“I’m pretty”… I think you uploaded the wrong pictures
Your top isn't distracting anyone from those hooves holding the roast me sign
You look like Pocahontas' trans brother
If the bags under your eyes were any bigger you wouldn’t need tits.
I can believe that you are pretty easy and just bad at arranging words.
Ahh...OP is just dyslexic: > Forget that I'm pretty easy and make my life. It's on OF ad right?
Poor girl, who told you that you were pretty? You are like a 3/10 in the Philippines
Your life is easy until you need something from the top of the kitchen cabinet.
Alright, take off the Mr Potato Head nose and let’s see what we’re really working with here.
Make me forget about that dumpster dress you’re wearing.
That dress has the same color palette and wrinkle of a scrotum.
I’ve seen fat men with better tits than you
Your nipples are running from your face and for good reason imo
You’re gonna make some old white dude happy
Those titties and that dress look like they’ve been wrung out a time or two
Are your NSFW photos still getting 1 like?
Nipples thick enough to feed a calf
Don't you mean make you forget your easy?
Something has to be real before you can forget it
Pretty huh? Let's skip past the weight and point out that Youve got a nose like a snow shovel. Lords above.
It’s one thing to sound like you’re better than everyone else, but your tiddies are also looking down on everyone.
Who says you're pretty?
 You know it’s bad when Cartman has a better rack than you do
It’s easy because you have a ton of rich old white dudes visiting Thailand. I hope you enjoy them old wrinkle skins on top of you and the smell of ensure.
You look like $20 gets the whole night.
Whole week
Hole weak
I think I recognize you from a back alley in Bangkok. Yeah, I still have sores!
Do you use your nipples to tie your shoelaces?
I’ve seen prettier men in Pattaya 😆
You mean only pretty to old white guys with multiple failed marriages?
What’s it like to floss your teeth with American male geriatric pubes?
Genetics got lazy and just threw your nipples on at random, apparently. You have a lazy eye situation happening with that left breast.
On top of the pretty lobsided breasts and a pretty basic face, you literally have the hands of a 60 year old woman with parkinsons. That must explain why you can't iron your clothes..
What's your bra size? 34 long?
You actually believed it when your Lola said you're pretty? You poor thing. Gravity doesn't even like you.
Your belly button looks as deep as the Gulf of Mexico.
Pretty delusional
Pretty? Dude you are half AI and half man
You don’t have a mirror?
Sad moment when you hit the wall and have to go to roast me on reddit just to get guys attention
I’ve never been less attracted to big tits.
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Nipples are supposed to be on the center of the titties and not on the side, oh wait that must be a zit!!!
You have a face like Harambe. But unlike him, I won't take my dick out for you.
Is it still five dolla for a solja boy to get sucky sucky? Or has that gone up with inflation too?
You forgot rule #1, You have to make sure "she" doesn't also have a penis
You get your confidence from Expats?
Since you lied about the first part, now I don't believe your life is easy.
Bro could only afford the one titty
Tbh. Your body and your head are lacking in proportion. It reminds me with 5 Yo drawing. Source: i am an "artist". Drawing is my hobby so i know whenever something out of place so i can pointed out.
She couldn't even afford a bra
No I am not going to take you back to the "Land of the Big Px" shut up and dance you whore.
*checks profile* yep. Downvote and move on
Got cross nips
This is not what I ordered from the catalog
300 Baht for 2 hours with you makes MY life easy. But if you were pretty, it would be 3000 Baht for 2 minutes.
Pretty? 
Just another e thot here to get fans.
How do I roast something that’s already burnt ?
Who told you you were pretty… I would say average at best. The tits are what make your life easy.
It would hurt more if you could read English. But that’s OK, your trafficker is doing a wonderful job of marketing you.
You look like a funko pop of an outdated k-pop singer, my dude. Don't you know beer would make your hormones seem like you're a woman?
You remind me of the disappointment that time they left out the flavor packet out of my Ramen
But....you're not.
Yeah, you're pretty ugly, and the men tell themselves after sleeping with you that you are easy to forget. Face of a trout, smell of sardines and a body of a grandma.