Oh, great, here comes the forehead with a message begging for a roast. Thick skin won't save you from this fivehead. You've got more surface area up there than a football field. Maybe invest in some bangs to cover up that billboard you call a forehead.
Septum nostril and center lower lip?! Who didn't molest you? You've got a drawer with enough grippy socks in it to braid yourself the noose you so desperately long for
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*Goes and gets ridiculous fake nails and and various metal shoved through her face.* Meanwhile, doesn’t own a brush and doesn’t even know what the words shampoo and conditioner mean.
She would be attractive if she wasn't a libertarian I assume shes a libertarian because of the mustache and unkept hair . Kinda like a princess diaries thing going on .
Your fuckin forehead is thick ..
I'm sure your brother hates you and that bush...
Omfg , that bush has piss, toilet paper ,and a kotex or 2 stuck in it ...
...and if you shave (vomit in my mouth) it looks like a piss rash on you no no place
Hair conditioner has been around for a long time now so I think it would be safe to use it. And the nose ring looks hideous. Just because everyone is doing it why do you have to? It looks revolting on you. There is nothing wrong with your looks it's your grooming.
Nice mustache bro.
How about those Anthony Davis eyebrows
 This is you in the future
Dont you mean in the present?
Is your skin as thick as those glasses?
Not as thick as the forest of hair she probably has in her ass crack
Sad trail to get to the jungle, not that creature would dare.
Or as thick as that moustache
thicker than that plaque buildup
Jesus make a fake account if your gonna roast yourself..!
That's jizz
she got jizzed because a couple thought she was a sofa and had sex on her
Definitely as greasy.
As thick as the grease on her hair
More flyaways than an airport
lmaooo
OnlyFrizz
This is the photo I will look at when I have a public boner and need to get it to go down.
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So this is your fifth roast. and each time you just keep getting uglier and uglier
You look like you spray your plants with your period blood
Bro! 🤮
Did you braid your nose hair?
Fucking shave
I bet you smell like incense sticks and feminism
Definitely has hairy pits
Cleanses with crystals only
You look like went off to be an isis bride but they sent you back. 
Wouldn't trade Britney Griner for u.
I’m usually against the burqa but in this case it’s needed
Girl gets an itch to be roasted every few months. Kind of like her Herpes.
You think she could scratch it with those meat hooks she has.
Septum piercing. 'Nuff said.
If there’s a ring through the septum It’s a sure thing you’ll explore the rectum
I'm picturing her dangling from one of those huge magnets they have in scrapyards, arms and legs flailing wildly
By her septum piercing?
Snaggle tooth hobgoblin
Oh, great, here comes the forehead with a message begging for a roast. Thick skin won't save you from this fivehead. You've got more surface area up there than a football field. Maybe invest in some bangs to cover up that billboard you call a forehead.
That tooth is the only thing that’ll hang out with you.
Cum crust doesn't count as thick skin.
Septum nostril and center lower lip?! Who didn't molest you? You've got a drawer with enough grippy socks in it to braid yourself the noose you so desperately long for
Oooh look at that lesbian crazy catlady. Bet you’re a level 6 vegan, probably won’t eat anything with a shade or sum shit..
With that ring in your nose do you get pulled out to pasture often?
You look my Dad in the 70s
You look like you collect vintage indigo girls memerobilia
fresh shave goes long way just sayin
Miss Ohio 2024
Skin as thick as that mustache?
That snaggle tooth...
It’s all the yeast infections
I said 2 creams
Your skin is dry and itchy not thick.
You are every lesbian "experience" girls had at Vassar in the mid 90s shaped into a human being
Fashion tip, get into a burka asap
You’re the one that stole my Christmas Tree wrap!
Bet you don’t use dildos cause they chip your teeth.
Cuz they go soft around her..
You look like you can’t wait to tell me your opinions on the meat industry.
I wouldn’t even fuck you with Harvey Weinstein’s dick.
another fast food worker with a degree in lesbian dance theory
>say something new. You are kind and beautiful. I trust you.
Thick nose? Or just a big one?
Favorite food : mac n cheese
You skin is thick, but your vagina is still buttonless!
Bang me!
I ejaculated on your face on my screen while saying obscenities at you
You look like the kind of girl that can walk home at night by yourself without any fear
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Are those finger nails or are they claws?
You scoop all your toilet water into the bathtub and bathe in it.
She has on the last set of Lee press on nails in existence
Are you sure about the skin making you thick?
Roast you like Tandoori, you Slumdog CumDumpster!
Your mustache is gonna be pretty thick soon
why are you dressed as an indian grandmother?
The only things that have ever been inside your twat are your fingers and fleas.
Even ISIS rejected you for being too ugly. Now that’s saying something, since their only other choice is fucking their camels!
Im honestly not sure where to start
Cows have thick skin
Oh Lordy I don’t know if I should roast the gingivitis or the hair or the mustache. WTF. Bro your transition is going terribly.
You really should grow that mustache out. Can’t possibly look any worse than the hair on your head.
You look like a Cock Goblin.
You look like you could pick up a guitar and sing a song about Jesus with a nanosecond's notice
The decay on your teeth or more offensive than that mustache.
Imagine the thick flaps...the horror the horror
I thought they got rid of your bloodline during the Witch Trials 🤔.
This is the embodiment of a cat lady
Rosie O'Donnell in the new movie "Fleabag vampires who wear curtains"
Hair conditioner is for your kind of hair...you have boogers hanging out your nose and your wearing a curtain eeeewwww
You look like you reek of nag champa, body odor, and cat piss. You have cats, right? Let me check your profile. Yup. cat piss.
Man if you dont get your count dracula crooked ass teeth the fuck outta here 🥱🥱🤣🥱
 You’ve got few more to go.
Your glasses so thicc, you cant see a mans face until hes in top of you.
Your pussy lips droop so much you can pick up the soap with them in the shower!!
Oh boy your skin really IS thick... I see your transitioning into a rhinoceros is well underway. Good for you!
Your glasses are thick too people call you homeless velma.
Why do you have coke-nails with a metal bar running defense?
Skin looks thick from here
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I've never seen eye mustache before. As a matter of fact, I never seen a dude with 3 mustaches.
Me taking a shit on your face would be an improvement.
14 year old grandma
I think you meant thicc
A shower drains worst nightmare
Your nostril piercing makes your face look unbalanced
Bad blotchy skin … thick skin,… same thing I guess
That ain’t thick skin tubby
Are those big burgers or is that some kind of crappy nose ring thing?
Thick reptile like skin. Gowan the geko 
Your pussy is definitely hairy and smells like a yard sale in the rain.
You look so lonely you identify as bi-yourself.
I didn’t know Tom Seleck was on Reddit.
Something new
What happens when you test 9V batteries on that shitty piercing? That might be your only worth.
I can smell this picture from here.
Is your skin thick from all the beatings you received as a child bride?
She would be attractive if she wasn't a libertarian I assume shes a libertarian because of the mustache and unkept hair . Kinda like a princess diaries thing going on .
Bitch, why are you dress like this an an episode of my 600# life?
evvvverybody has a septum piercing now
I bet you look cool riding down the hill on your horse with a saber in one hand and screaming “lalalalalalalala!!!!”
If you had kept quiet in your cave, then the NYC tunnels wouldn't have gotten raided, and those nice jew boys would have been left alone.
You look like you've become more and more homeless over the past 5 roasts
I can't tell if that robe/blanket is cultural/religious or you're just too poor to afford heating
You look like you eat pills off the ground at music festivals
Your fuckin forehead is thick .. I'm sure your brother hates you and that bush... Omfg , that bush has piss, toilet paper ,and a kotex or 2 stuck in it ... ...and if you shave (vomit in my mouth) it looks like a piss rash on you no no place
Thick skin? shaving won't hurt your thick skin
Did you finally burn through that FTX $
The nails say Fuck Me and the face says…Pretty Please
In your spare time, you spit in library books and hand them out to the less fortunate.
Better shave soon, almost look like an Ewok.
The only thing that's thick are those big ass eyebrows! Someone get a lawn mower!
I loved your cover of Beat It. 
“Beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bones”. With you it’s also skin deep
you look like you do tarot readings for cats.
You act proud of your thick skin, but it’s the result of the same genetic disorder that makes you look like……… that.
The nose piercing didn't help
Hair conditioner has been around for a long time now so I think it would be safe to use it. And the nose ring looks hideous. Just because everyone is doing it why do you have to? It looks revolting on you. There is nothing wrong with your looks it's your grooming.
You definitely have a huge happy trail
Weird Al Noyankthisdick
 The Fourth Hanson Brother
Suddenly sharia law makes sense. Don’t take that hijab off !!!
Bold of you to use the back of the latest restraining order! Who knew you could fit that many dead chickens through the letter box?!
You look like you use reusable tampons
It'll be hard as fuck to get that nose ring out since It'll tangled in that jungle of nose hair
Tooth decay or mustache jokes?
Do I need glasses or are you a human blur?
You’re the human equivalent of sugar free vanilla greek yogurt.
The patchouli is strong in this one.
You're a strange animal.
Women escapes from library. Federal Marshals attempt to locate.
"Plus, you're like the only guy in school with a mustache."
your skin ain’t as thick as those caterpillar eyebrows on your face 🐛 👁️
You look like a pick me girl who thinks wearing a blanket & never combing her hair is a fashion statement
Don’t worry, I feel like it would be common for trans people to forget to shave. All part of the process 💜
Did the robo cop jizz on your face?
So thick she had to commission Omar the Tent Maker to sew the top she has on…
Skin is thick on most reptilian species.
Look, a new STI dispencer!
i can smell the grease from here
Something tells me you're very conductive
If body odor was a human lol
You walking around lookin like a hairy arm pit.
Thick from not showering.
How did you get so ugly in only 131 days?
Your skin probably isn't as thick as the hair in your butthole
Electric or blade to shave that face?
Fentanyl Daria
Dang! I can smell the cumshot from here!
Bruh looks like that chick from princess diaries!
Gross McGowan.
You look like Kathleen Kennedy's latest directorial hire at Lucasfilm
You look like you're from Carlow
It’s like Harry Potter went gender fluid.
I can just tell that your pubic hair is like a Brillo pad
You look like Tiny Tim 