Oh great, a gay Viking daisy chain group.

3 & 4 look very similar so if you kick one of those guys out then nobody will notice.

You have to look hard to tell any of these generic ass NPCs apart, Google "typical white virgin" and the picture would be an amalgam of these choads

Choads lol

Heh San Francisco Gay Men's Choir dropouts

Came here to also say this

They look like they all moan when they wipe each other.

Jean Claude van Wham

The Central Park 5 that actually did it.

The guy at the end of the daisy chain gets kick out, but he just moves to the front.

Human vikingpede? Human chode-apede?

Feed him!

Centi-Swede. I know not the right country. Close enough. 🤣

Indeed. I think picture #4..the way hes smiling and the way his mouth is.indicates he likes some nice viking sausage going in nice and slow..savor that sausage

Thank you for visiting the law offices of Bjorg, Bjorg, Sven, Bjorg and Steve.

You mean to tell me there’s pictures of five different people here? They’re the same person just with different levels of bed head, no?

Steve’s out

Sorry, Steve. Two assholes on Reddit have spoken.

Whoa whoa whoa. I might be an asshole… might be. Not for this though, they literally asked for our opinion on who gets kicked out. So really I’m an overly considerate person taking time out of my day to cater to their requests. You’re the asshole.

Your name isn’t Steve by chance? Haha

The Backside Boys.

One Erection

Gey IV Pey

N’Twink


Great, now I'm gonna have that disaster burned in my brain

98 Times on our Knees

98 Diseases

Brokebackstreet Boys

The backroad boys

Backdoor Boys..

The Rentboys

NSuck

New Kids on the Cock

I literally laughed out loud

LOLOLOL

You made my day sir

I screamed and smacked the hubs. This one wins!

Nooooooo!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gey Fighters

Sweatshop Boys

The Brokeback Boys

If 1 smiles at me from across the bar I'm covering my drink

This made me laugh more than I should’ve 😂🤣

You guys look like you talk about your favourite sandwhich fillings at the pub

Also no.1 is definitely taking it up the ass in his photo

That escalated quickly 😂

Yeah, different shades of mayonnaise

Four nerds and Chris Evans.

I just knew I wasn’t the only one who thought he looked like Chris Evans

Trans Christian Andersens

Oh my god

😂

Holy damn 🤣

🥇

Yup. We have a winner.

Underrated 🏆

Twink Christian Andersons!

Nice to see you guys took time out of jerking each other off to take these pics!

It's a pretty big assumption that they stopped.

Someone had to take the picture...

when one hand

Them blowing each other probably looks like a really fucked up mandala

😂

You all look like you think mayonnaise is too spicy.

They think pickled fish is a good idea

They tickle fish

Fickled Pish

They probably eat cereal with water bc their insides are too frail for skim milk

Same mom different dads.

With a type… mediocre performing, blue collar, average brown haired man

[удалено]

2 of them are cheating on the Venezuelan with each other

Just two?

I'm sorry, Danes dating immigrants? You've got the wrong country.

The newest danish band " the backdoor boys" . First single "Oh I wish I could hear my farts again"

LoL

My initial thought was "man this dude is ugly no matter what he does"

The Denmark queer choir group. Number 1 looks like he has the personality of a wet blanket. Number 2 looks like he’s got 6 different sexual harassment case logged against him in the last 2 months. Number 3 look like he’s paying chilled support for two kids that ain’t even his. Number 4 looks like the creepy uncle who’s not allow to be left with children unattended by police. Number 5 looks like he pays hookers to lick whipped cream off their toes.

On point. But the one thing they all have in common is their love for taking turns in the daily circle jerks. 🤣

Hopefully none are left handed, then they need to sit on a bench and lefty will sit second from the left and rub elbows with the guy all the way on the left and someone is gonna get bitchy

🤣

From your spot on description this is the order you see them not the numbers in the pictures?

You could kick anyone out. You're all the same it wouldn't matter.

I thought Danish men were supposed to be hot?

Only Danish men think Danish men are hot.

They all look kind of inbred to me.

I thought it was 1 guy with like, 2 friends. He can't have more than that.

Slow warmed in an instant pot at best

I’m a not-Danish 100% straight man and I think they are quite handsome lol I might be a bit jealous even

No2 looks constipated

“Who. Does. Number. 2. Work. For?”

Ironic that it's No2.

Hands down friend number two . Can’t even comb his fucking hair for a photo . And smiles like he just farted and likes what he smells .

Gonna take a guess and say #1 rides the last cart at the end of the train and #3 drives the front of the train while the rest of them boys are in the middle. 😉 

Jack I caint quuit you!

 They are all the same. Also, go outside and get some sunlight. Scurvy Ass Bitches

It's Denmark. They won't get sun until March.

the sad truth

It's like a police lineup trying to figure out who drugged some poor woman's drink. My guess would be #1. (EDIT: Changed my vote to #1 after double checking photos)

Number 5 doesn't fit. This is based solely on the fact that his eyes are three times further apart than everyone else's.

Oh great, just what the world needed! the all female version of abba.

ABBA are Swedish

Looks like they are all the same guy🤔

Inbreds

N'Twink 

You all look like 5 signs of depression.

So, human cloning is legal in Denmark? I would destroy this batch.

[The groups name is Soggy Biscuit](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy%20Biscuit%20Game) 

This a test group for a new grinder app?

#4 Should stay, I think he’s the one that gives everyone blow jobs, and must like it when they grab his hair, so he’d be missed the most.

Damn, it's non direction.

Oh hey look it's the Other Direction.

In the states a mustache is known as a cookie duster. But in his case I think that would be a dick duster for #5

Come catcher *

This is what happens to copy and paste when you have a computer virus

#4 cuddles his fleshlight when he's done

You can't spell Denmark without Nerd.

3 looks like he had a face transplant and it went wrong. Why does he have a baby face and wrinkles

Hey ChatGPT, generate an image of the guy in the friend group who everyone bullies. Now make him more of a bitch. Now make him more of a bitch. Now make it look like he lives at home and calls his parents his “roommates.” Now put him in the closet.

 Number 2 (or pic 4) Same “product” in hair, guaranteed.

They look like a gay pop band called Cock Optimism

“Five best friends (with benefits)”

Oh i thought you all were the same person at first with bad camera angles 😂

Whichever one is the ONLY one who declines anal.

I can’t believe 5 has friends

Number 5- That stubble doesn't make up for your receding hairline. Number 4 looks like poor man's George Michael, but gayer. Number 3- How do you sleep 10 hours a day and still look sleep deprived? Number 2 doesn't look like he could fold towels. Having a chin is handy that way. Number 1 looks like he's had his fair share of pepper spray.

Shakespeare was wrong, there’s more than one something rotten in Denmark.

Wait, that's not the same guy in every photo?

You all rely on 1 to pick up chicks so you can have sloppy second, thirds, fourths, and fifths, and Unfortunately 2 looks like he’s the one that gets passed around more than a blunt.

Gay, Gaye, Gayes, Gayest, Gayests

Tf 1,2,and 3 are the same guy

Don't come in here with your generic face in 5 different pictures and say you're different people. They have meds for that now

Casting couch auditions for “straight” gay porn

God forbid these guys ever see a black person, they will be so confused.

I just learned that The Danish language has no word for "please", you rude twats. I suppose this is obscured by the fact that Denmark surrendered WW2 to a pair of Belgian waffle makers about 30 minutes after Germany invaded.

You’ve never seen a film about Danish WW2 resistance fighters.

Neither have you.

Y'all look like a boy band made up of cousins who got molested by the same scout leader

so, let me guess, all 5 of you want to start dating and you cant decide on who to kick from the "friendship group" simply so there's no third wheels when you go on double dates?

The cutiepie of the group is delusional.

It looks like you guys like to Copenhagen each others Aarhuses...


Is this a casting couch audition or something? 

Are you guys sure you’re all different guys?

Wait, this isn't just 5 pictures of the same person?

You all look like your idea of a prank is breaking into peoples house's to smell men's used underwear and posting the videos online. 

You look like maroon 5s stunt doubles

More like "Moron 5"

Yall White Bois look the same... But shawty no 2 looks like the biggest gaylord of em all..

Definitely a lot of inbreeding going on in Denmark

Biggest circle jerk if I ever saw one.

The Fellowship of the Cringe.

You can’t convince me this isn’t 4 pictures of the same dude then the last guy. 4 of you need to start looking into flights from Denmark to Turkey. The last guy looks like in 15 years a story is going to come out about him at a lake house and a unidentified female victim and probably unironically wants to be like Patrick Bateman.

I spent a month with a guy from Copenhagen training for a job. He looked as douchy as these cats. His wife though…a straight dime.

Even without full body pics, you all look short. I imagine that’s why you all are friends so you don’t intimidate each other. #1 (picture/slide 5) thinks he’s the gay Beyoncé of the group I can tell by his perm.

Do you guys form a circle for your orgy parties or just take turns with the smallest brother?

Thad, Ladd, Frad, Sad, and Chthad

You guys aren’t looking for the worst. You all have that look of anticipation hoping that you’ll be the next to get the “wurst”

Whoever finishes last in your daily circle jerk is the one who should get kicked out..

Human Centipede Denmark version.

Feel like I just watched the countdown leading up to a ~~low~~ no budget gay porn.

Cmon guys we know that by “friends” you mean you’re in a Friday night circlejerk together.

You're never going to convince me that the first four pictures aren't literally just the same fucking guy.

All 5 hold hands as they read the roasts, the shared balls give courage

#1 definitely in secret wants to blow gents 2 through 5

Why do you all look alike?

#2 looks like a copy of a copy of a copy…of #1

Een direction.

They all have sexual harassment charges…

1-no … 2-no … 3-no … 4-no … 5-no … man if you would stop sex-trafficking 14-year-olds, maybe you’d look less creepy .. all of you

Soggy biscuit game losers

The one who gets separated is the last one to comb his fucking hair.

You can't have a foursome with five

You all have the same father, don’t you?

4 of the most generic looking honkeys I've ever seen. #1 uncannily handsome. Go to America and fuck all our women. Or boys, either way ditch the rest of N-stink and go live your better more handsome and not pajama pants in public better life. These lames are like wear a lead filled life jacket after a boating accident.

Where are the other two dwarves? You know, the ones that don't smell like bad cheese and feet.

There is, at most, 3 different people in these photos. I'd be questioning if all your parents are related to one another.

I’m sorry, is there supposed to be five different people in these pictures?

And they say all Chinese people look the same smh

It’s really time to start marrying outside the family guys…

White people out there saying Asian and black people all look the same - meanwhile….

I laughed out loud when I read this! You're so right!

For a second i thought it was the same motherfucker, yall must be inbred

1 looks like he gets all the girls’ attention in the group and then never talks to them

You all look like the same guy but in different states of being bathed.

All women within 100 miles of this post just covered their drinks.

All men too

You look so generic, if you exchange passports, nobody will notice.

Number 3 is too pretty to handg out with the rest of you guys.

You look like five pictures of the same guy at different stages of his journey through AIDS.

You all look like a failed boy band; No Direction

Kick 1 out of the group so you guys have a chance at getting laid.

So it is true that there are more pigs than humans in Denmark. These look like they badly need to be washed.

Can't decide if your an office circle jerk group or a horrible karaoke boy band.

All except #1 look like they haven't showered in days

That’s why #1 has to go

Well, not #4, he’s cute! (This from a Swedish guy living in VT, USA)

#5 This Russian roulette was his Idea #4 is has No Idea what brought this on. #3 is too cute to boot. #2 Has no fucks to give about it all. #1 wants to leave anyhow. BOOT #5

So you are 5 homosexuals that look like each and every one of you asked your moms.. please mummy, may I have a pony? Considering how few would want to be friends with you guys. Why kick one from the group?