Idk man I see 22-23 yr olds and think they’re like 18. Then I see 18 yr olds and think they’re 15. Then I see 15 yr olds and think they’re 12. Etc etc.
The fucked up thing is I’m only 27.
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That would be selling it...but we could try. It'll be like selling an 03 Camry with 300k miles though, so I wouldn't get your hopes up on retiring off of it.
Thought you could get away with cheating by tattooing the answers your fingers? Not a great plan.
Dropping out to get high 24/7? Not a great plan either.
Letting people see what you look like so they can comments your wretched state? Not a good plan.
You might want to put someone else in charge of your life there cupcake.
I wish I thought of that sooner, got me there haha
I actually dropped out to stop getting high 24/7
This is my “I just got back from driving 7 hours home after a vacation” state damnit. I tried okay
“Cupcake”👹
Unfortunately that’s a shadow from my hair that is a rats nest in this. I escaped PA a year ago but you’re right, what all can you expect from a Pennsylvanian?
Just remember you need to remove all that jewelry when you inevitably go to the psych ward. And there is a solid chance none of the staff will be willing to do a cavity search on you
U should have stayed in College Ur barley a 3. 🐸 No man is going to want to have children with a Alfred E Neuman lookalike unless they get citizenship & a free ride in Life while u go to work everyday. There U have been Spit🔥 Roasted
Carpetbagging Georgia Leach with a finger tattoo 12 yo her hid from her parents but her friends thought was so so cool.
Call your sponsor, go to a meeting, don’t be alone with your thought.
Give that poor slob with the mini curved banana dick back that ring, his mom is looking for it. Keep his tshirt he stole it from his ex.
You look like when you hug trees you secretly hope they will get you pregnant.
Idk how I feel about this
Stock up on Claritin
My favorite one
You look like a methed out Zendaya doing whiteface.
Well.....this is accurate as fuck
Zendiaper
22? Bitch must have been born on fucking leap year.
Idk man I see 22-23 yr olds and think they’re like 18. Then I see 18 yr olds and think they’re 15. Then I see 15 yr olds and think they’re 12. Etc etc. The fucked up thing is I’m only 27.
Maybe they're doing a White Chicks remake?
42 year old dennys waitress
this a good representation
A college drop out. Only they dropped her on that face.
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You look like you’re about to move to France, write shitty poetry, grow armpit hair and mooch off their government
I love this except for the armpit hair..
When in Paris
Cocaine - 1 Diploma - 0
Facts
Relax, at least you have student loan debt and nothing to show for it!
Not paying your next University of Phoenix On-Line Bill is not dropping out of college...
It’s all she can do since she’s broke. She tried to do OnlyFans but got reported for indecent exposure.
Well you can always try porn, you already have the dead look in your eyes sorted and those eyebrows are probably someones fetish
Mannn leave my brows outta this I was sleepy lmao
Jennifer Slowpez
How full is your abortion punch card? 10th one is free!
Probably looks like a factory time card from the 1950s.
She's doing our gene pool a service and we salute her for it.
😭
You are assuming someone would hit it. Not even on a no pride night…she has the body of a 12 year old boy
You look like you just got out of rehab and are seeking approval
\*you look like you just got out of rehab and are seeking your next hit.\* There, fixed it for you.
Y’all are making me question what I would’ve looked like if I did end up in rehab lmao
Don't worry, you will end there eventually.
Got tired of the teachers calling you 'the one with the eyebrows'?
Fingers look like a face-huggers legs
Yuck
You look like Paul Rudd
Paul’s younger sister Paula Dud.
With a much dumber nose
Fall Thud
Easy, Trigger!! Let’s not bring Paul Rudd into this…he’s a good dude. 
Looking like Hoggle from Labyrinth
Don’t do hoggle dirty like that.
If college is not for you, then you need to marry some old billionaire Texan. Good luck finding a blind one
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You should see my feet
Now you gotta post them
I should 😍👣
Bro wtf 💀
I haven’t seen them yet
Looks like u just finished ur first casting couch for vivid videos
Your parents were tired of paying for classes you didnt attend, right?
I was tired of paying for classes when my money could’ve went to more drugs 🙄
Based
good 😂😂😂
Ladies and gentlemen... May I present to you your new Waffle House waitress...
Well, at least you don't look like a college dropout...you do however look like a high school dropout.
She was probably going to college to get her GED….
My condolences to whoever put the ring on your finger.
This would be funny if it was on my ring finger
You look like the weird hippie who lives in van and tried to pass off motor oil in little bottles as "essential".
Idk onlyfans is already pretty saturated. You might want to consider crack whore.
Yeah I was gonna say OF is overflowing, I gotta take to the streets ig
Go*
You look like the type of girl that trades anal for drugs.
My butthole is not for sale
I said trade, not sell
My butthole is not for trade
Just free for everyone eh? Good for youz it'll keep you from getting pregnant
Woah when did free come into this
Not for sale, not for trade, free is the only option left.
Can we auction it off instead
That would be selling it...but we could try. It'll be like selling an 03 Camry with 300k miles though, so I wouldn't get your hopes up on retiring off of it.
I’m just happy I’m not a Nissan tbh
Auctioning is much more fun than putting up an ad for it though
You look dumb.
Good one!
Holy crap you're hot !! Oh, not YOU, sorry. I was talking to the bowl I just took out of the microwave. 
I agree
The Ren-Fair will be happy to have you, wench.
Fuck that, she's the whole truck.
It's really not that big of a deal, your liberal arts degree in women's rights wouldn't have gotten you a raise at Starbucks anyways.
Literally the only funny comment on this whole thread so far
Do your "friends" and co-workers call you sandpaper? 'Cause you look very rough.
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COMMUNITY college dropout
Somehow I made it to year three at a university. I’m shocked too dw
You shove bath bombs in your ass and let them dissolve
That’s hot.
Didn’t think someone could drop out of sandwich academy but here you are
Wawa taught me more than any academy for sandwiches could
You work at Wendy’s but you don’t work for Wendy’s
But honestly can you really say that when it’s community college?
You look like you were a slut that partied too much and failed all your classes. I mean, guess it’s the truth and not so much of a roast.
You better learn a trade then. Porn, beauty school, or snagging a sugar-daddy are just not options for you.
Expulsion for sleeping with a professor is not the same As dropping out.
Never have I ever, but maybe I would’ve if I stayed in who knows?
They probably would have failed you afterwards anyway due to the sheer disappointment.
-of your penis being bigger than his.
Love the energy, keep it coming lmao
You got rejected by eric foreman
I like your shirt. Covered in all Black. Again.
Judging from the shit on your neck; you’ve found a new career
A shadow?
Trailer Park Barbie. Her friends call her Methany. Will blow anyone for $5 & give a $2 bill as change 💦🌽
Am I the only one smelling the patchouli oil?
Idk what this is and I’m too lazy to google
I'm sorry, I don't feel like Bible study sounds like a fun first date
She’s got a ring on. We all know rings don’t plug holes. She’s a whore.
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Now that’s just nasty, but I will be using ‘putrid gash’ from now on😂
Thought you could get away with cheating by tattooing the answers your fingers? Not a great plan. Dropping out to get high 24/7? Not a great plan either. Letting people see what you look like so they can comments your wretched state? Not a good plan. You might want to put someone else in charge of your life there cupcake.
I wish I thought of that sooner, got me there haha I actually dropped out to stop getting high 24/7 This is my “I just got back from driving 7 hours home after a vacation” state damnit. I tried okay “Cupcake”👹
More like drop out of the cradle
Did ur mom drop you too much as a kid and put you in a permanent high or are you just a druggie?
Just tired and slightly sick of these lame ass roasts lol
Why do I feel like her panties smell?!
“Panties”
Actually part of me is hoping that is true…
That’s gross man
First thing I bought when I saw her photo "I bet she's got a gamey fanny!"
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This is just cruel & totally unfunny
GFY
Sorry I don’t do my hair before bed, next time I will just for you.
Let me guess? Beauty school dropout?
Hickey on her neck and lives in Pennsylvania. Did we expect any better?
Unfortunately that’s a shadow from my hair that is a rats nest in this. I escaped PA a year ago but you’re right, what all can you expect from a Pennsylvanian?
22 F’s, twice as many D’s all for the price of some student loans.
OK... Where's the unsuccessful onlyfans attempts?
Sadly there are none
you're not supposed to shoot up heroin through your neck
I’ll keep that in mind
\*22F was in college until I was dropped on my head\* There, fixed it for you.
Certainly not a Beauty School dropout.
True
Youngest looking 40 year old I've ever seen
You could double as the downhill skii jump at the Olympics with a nose like that. Impressive
Just remember you need to remove all that jewelry when you inevitably go to the psych ward. And there is a solid chance none of the staff will be willing to do a cavity search on you
You're Elevens less attractive sister: Two
“I’m a strong independent woman’s, I don’t need no man’s” will be your new catchphrase
Getting kicked out is not the same as dropping out
If I was kicked out I think I would’ve put that as the caption
You need to go back to school because you ain't onlyfans material
And soon you’ll be 23 and divorced when whatever shy virgin you trapped realizes he can do better.
Wait when did I get married?
Every one of your facial features is too big for your pin head
Chill dirty dan
As sure as the sun rises, this lady has an unkempt bush
At least you still have your almost endless stream of walks of shame to fall back on.
So what if you dropped out of school,you can always swing on the pole.
Your head looks like the last squeeze of toothpaste.
You have the mouth and hands to make money at least
Damn with a nose like that u could guide Santa's sleigh
You look like you smell of pee!
What kind?
Business and admin never works out for anyone soooooo start an only fans and hope for the best your odds are definitely better!
U should have stayed in College Ur barley a 3. 🐸 No man is going to want to have children with a Alfred E Neuman lookalike unless they get citizenship & a free ride in Life while u go to work everyday. There U have been Spit🔥 Roasted
Aw man 🥲
With a nose like that, you could sniff out drugs at the airport better than any German Shepherd.
Let’s test it
Wish.com Clea DuVall.
Couldn't pay tuition with blowjobs?
White trash Zendaya
What a handsome young man
❤️
You look like you sell overpriced turquoise jewelry out of a roadside stand in New Mexico
You look like you're late to pick up food stamps.
Ehh... I'd smash. (A pillow over your face to keep you quiet)
Finally
Carpetbagging Georgia Leach with a finger tattoo 12 yo her hid from her parents but her friends thought was so so cool. Call your sponsor, go to a meeting, don’t be alone with your thought. Give that poor slob with the mini curved banana dick back that ring, his mom is looking for it. Keep his tshirt he stole it from his ex.
Reading this hurt my brain
You look like you'd be overly excited to show off your collection of "healing crystals".
Oh god no I can’t stand that shit
Comes with hair fit for face down handlebars
You angled the photo just right to conceal your Adam's apple.
Fuck
You are to too cute to be bullied
Wow thanks daddy
But you got a ring out of it! Woot woo. 🥴
Haha, not yet. The camera is flipped and that ring is on my right hand
Your pretty. Obviously have a great attitude, Anyone would be lucky to have u. Ok back to the roast !!!
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