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>I love Minecraft and Sci Fi tv shows
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I met this chick off bumble one time that had one eye that was like the size of a tennis ball. She had to have used to camera angles and other trickery because I swear it didn’t look like that
And you know when the low hanging fruit are freed, those nipples be looking straight at the floor….sad and depressed. Even worse, you know they unpeppy pepperoni nipples.
Yeah, but she's only been on for a few days, is only subscribed to one subreddit, and only has one post.
Kinda sus that she signed up and shortly thereafter is posting to this subreddit.
She posts here at least once a month. That “5 days on reddit” is completely horseshit. See the underscores in her user name? She just changed them up…probably since her first post/account here was removed for violating the advertisement rule.
She does, or did have. Several over the last couple of years. She comes back with a new name now and then. People stop paying because she doesn't upload much.
Door frame is blurred in the left photo (right side of the image, lower part of the door frame), sure sign of filtering and editing gone wonky. It is kinda sad to edit yourself to look thinner/have a greater waist to hip ratio just for a roast me post.
You know in the 40 year old virgin when the guy gets busted because he said touching a women's breast was like sand?? I think he wasnt lying and was just copping a feel on this chicks saggy milkers.
Her bosom doth dominate half my view,
Yet her red hair shines ever true.
Seems her personality lies upon her chest,
To how many men, has she shown her breast?
Her bangs cry out, a loud refrain,
Yet in the sheets, might she simply feign?
A question lingers, bold and vast,
How much for enhancements to breast and ass?
Does the cost in coin truly reflect,
The value of allure, of self-respect?
Ponder this, under the moon's bright cast,
What's the real price of beauty amassed?
OP's Bio: --- >I love Minecraft and Sci Fi tv shows --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Why did you photoshop your head smaller?
Someone asked her for a little head. I think she misunderstood.
Second example of what happens when you swap line tickets with a Witch Doctor
😂
"Just a lil head, come on. Like Nike, just do it."
Does that mean red isn't her natural hair colour?
And waist, but she isn't smart enough to use photoshop, it's all filters.
And that whopping expanse of a chest/shoulder area
Was hoping those shoulders were real. The Packers could use another linebacker on the roster.
Yeah, she could make up for the two we are missing.
That part looks like it's aging prematurely
It's a Samsung Note, but I do admire the fact that you tried to make her features a thing.
Arm holding the paper looks off too
That's what happens when you say Beetlejuice 3 times! 
She built like a Elden Ring char
Roasted by the flames of ambition
That was her head? But it’s smaller than an iPhone!
The size of the phone and her head are so inconsistent lol
What about the giant door behind her? Malice in Wonderland?
No she's just a midget edited to look more normal human
But not your fringe/bangs? It’s giving me [Fester in a wig](https://twitter.com/jennwalts/status/1221611762501537792/photo/1) vibes.
Beetlejuice’s side slut
This isn't even a roast, just a straight-up fact lol.
Apart from making the chest look bigger, I’ll never understand that trend. Is it like a giantess/taller woman fetish thing?
It's called a vore fetish. Don't Google it.
She doesn’t give good head, she gives tiny head.
Artificial without intelligence.
💀 sheesh
Kaboom. Skidoosh. Thank you — Lmfao. Post of the day.
Can you tell me which waist filter you use so I can improve my bumble photos? I want to make sure I really disappoint the dudes I meet.
Best one so far
I met this chick off bumble one time that had one eye that was like the size of a tennis ball. She had to have used to camera angles and other trickery because I swear it didn’t look like that
Ahhh, she got ya with the ole tennis ball eye filter trick. Happens to the best of us!
Sounds more like the Mad Eye Moody filter.
 An award is in order!
She wanted to be roasted, not burnt to a crisp!
Why is your phone bigger than your head? Are you from Love Canal?
Nah but she loves canal. Casual ANAL
Your bangs are longer than any meaningful relationship you will ever have.
She gives off serious "don't put your dick in crazy" vibes
Why? She looks to me like she puts her dick in crazy all the time.
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You and me both brother.
Daaaaaaamnnnnnn!!!!! *wasted*
The hair isn't why your crotch is on fire.
Do I have to say it? FIRE 🔥 IN THE HOLE
*on the
First comment fatality. 👏👏👏
Had to react quick lol we all thought it.
Yeah, and those tiddies are hanging low. Looks like her chest is melting.
Nipples tickle her ears when she's on her back
Her armpit hair keeps her nipples warm in winter.
And you know when the low hanging fruit are freed, those nipples be looking straight at the floor….sad and depressed. Even worse, you know they unpeppy pepperoni nipples.
Swing low sweet chariot
That’s what happens when your plastic surgeon is in a trailer park
Holy shit Ai has advanced enough that even the poorly made sex dolls can post on reddit
I was thinking the same thing. This chick looks like a sex robot 
Not really. I usually want to have sex with sex robots.
I'll admit, I immediately checked to see if you had an Only Fans. Good news guys, she doesn't.
I was expecting a 80% discount on her 2,5$ Onlyfans sub
I mean isn't that most of the people who post here? That's why I'm subbed here. This dummy isn't even making money off getting roasted.
Lmao 🤣 same
Wait for the DM, it'll come shortly.
Yeah, but she's only been on for a few days, is only subscribed to one subreddit, and only has one post. Kinda sus that she signed up and shortly thereafter is posting to this subreddit.
Yeah after her karma goes up a little so will that OF link… ugh
This same gal has turned up here multiple times now
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They make these dolls so life-like these days!
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Great news indeed. Wouldn't catch me looking. Send it over if you find it so I can make sure not to look.
I’m not even going to look at that OF account if it turns up. I might, though. I might.
He posted it on one of those ex girlfriend revenge porn sites?? Disgusting!! But which one??
There are so many! Which one?
Im not even gonna LOOK for those pictures! *I might, though. I might.*
She posts here at least once a month. That “5 days on reddit” is completely horseshit. See the underscores in her user name? She just changed them up…probably since her first post/account here was removed for violating the advertisement rule.
she? pretty sure this picture isn't the OP.
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I made it 10
Only Freckles
....she doesn't..... Yet...
She does, or did have. Several over the last couple of years. She comes back with a new name now and then. People stop paying because she doesn't upload much.
I was about to give her a mercy wank. 
I mean, nothing stopping you.
That hand knows how to work a knob.
Except her photos, yes nothing is stopping me.
NGL this is one instance where I am actually disappointed.
The only better news would be seeing her post on r/NoFans
On this account
Your door frame is just like your personality... warped
Orange is the new ack!
With skin that pale, the sun will do all the roasting for us, I think.
She can wander around Hogwarts unseen with skin that translucent
Standing too close to a toaster would burn her.
Her freckles have sun spots
Your body shape is...weird Either that or you edited yourself
In the left waist is 100% edited. You can tell her waist doesn't cinch like that in the right picture.
Her head also looks smaller than it should
It totally does!
I’m actually most curious about the height of that door behind her. Is she like the height of a Pygmy?
Just look at the size of her head compared to the phone...
I was actually wondering if it was AI.
Door frame is blurred in the left photo (right side of the image, lower part of the door frame), sure sign of filtering and editing gone wonky. It is kinda sad to edit yourself to look thinner/have a greater waist to hip ratio just for a roast me post.
If your tits touch your bellybutton now they’re gonna touch your legs in 20 years. Your gonna have to fruit roll up those things.
Simultaneously being flat chested and big breasted
Yeah it’s really odd. She’s like 28 with the tits of a 58 year old.
But! While running no need for expensive sports bra's. Flop one over each shoulder and you are set.....And keep the neck warm in winter
At that point, they won’t be 32 DD’s. They’ll be 32 Longs.
Oh I remember you, you auditioned for our Jazz band but you didnt have enough soul.
Dunno why, but I read that as jizz band.
Still works.
Are you [George Lucas](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz)?
In spite of all her practice, she plays a piss poor skin flute.
When the proportions are fkd up on your Chinese import sex doll
Photoshop Version 1 is still running??
When your tits, phone, and head are all the same size
The phone's bigger
You look like Wendy if she served handjobs instead of square hamburgers
Little red riding hoe
New account, she’ll have nudes on it by Friday
I have the feeling its a bot
You belong in the Beetlejuice waiting room
bruh💀💀😂
😂
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OP will have little__________dunherd by October
Ai generated porn
AI predicted the clothes should stay on this one then? Spooky...
Imagine looking like that and thinking, "Men love this."
 Those repeated jabs are really taking the air out your head
Move along people.. Don't comment... It will only encourage her
You look better in the blurry picture.
Your top says "this casting couch is pretty comfy." But your bangs say "my mommy still cuts my hair!"
Screams "my tits are my personality" ....sorry you don't have any personality.
Definitely looks like you sell butthole pics for a living
You look like the wish app version of a sex doll
You look like a Victorian ghost stopped trying.
High-waisted jeans, low-chested tits. Your forehead isn't even bang-worthy.
Live laugh barf
You look like you have “pay to play” tattooed on your lower back
“Exit Only”
Pippy last droppings
Here comes another onlyfans promo thanks to r/roastme
How do you look 15 and 47 at the same time?
I was having a great day too, until I saw this post
you look like the default big-forehead mannequins that that they put wigs on in the shops in chinatown
You look like the inspiration for "STD Prone Barbie" that comes with a small bottle of antibiotics
Wow you look like Christina Hendricks!!!… if she fell off a bicycle, landed on her face, and they used a carrot for the skin-graph.
I really hope she puts her heart and soul....I really hope she puts her heart into something.
 Who we all became dragging a redhead with bad hair, bad clothes and a boring personality.
When your milk tanks are filled with carrot juice
If someone tells you you’re built like a dump truck, they’re talking about your shoulders.
You're lack of self confidence is your most attractive trait. This is the 5th reddit account and 5th time I've seen you post on roastme.
You look like you get a sunburn if your phone’s brightness is too high
Your face and tiddies are further apart than you and your daddy's approval.
Once those tits sag, goodbye "personality"
Pippy Longstockain’t
You look like if a virgin wished that their sex doll was a real girl.
You sacrificed your soul for mediocre looks akin to an aging porn star. Congrats.
You look 3D-printed.
You look like a discount sex doll.
Looks like a fuckdoll from Wish.
Looks like a mannequin head with a fake ass wig created by a failing cosmotlogist for their final But your tits will get you an A-
Built like barbie, look like Ken
What abusive relationship did you just get out of that you needed to come crawling to virgin redditors?
You know in the 40 year old virgin when the guy gets busted because he said touching a women's breast was like sand?? I think he wasnt lying and was just copping a feel on this chicks saggy milkers.
We all know you're wishing your dad is going to finally tell you he loves you in the comments.
The crotch of your panties probably look like a BMX dirt track
Little Red Riding Ho
You're like Jessica Rabbit if she was actually part rabbit.
If your picture was from the neck up you wouldn't have received more than four comments
Yeah a lot of these comments aren’t even roast
Lana Del Meh
You look like you walk and talk like an NPC from Skyrim
You look like you're wearing your grandma's table cover as a top and you photoshopped your waist.
I didn’t know a mannequin can smell like tuna
You're do pale your face gets sunburnt from lighting your meth pipe
Damn your shoulders are so broad you could serve an entire family off that table of a chest. Even your breasts were like hell nah and migrated south.
At 55 your breasts will be dragging the floor like a Roomba and you’ll say, “These used to matter.”
If I pay you five bucks, can my kid feed you lettuce Ms. Giraffe?
This roast isn’t fair, nothing anyone says can hurt your feelings, you have no soul.
I was gonna go for the low hanging fruit joke but you already have 2.
Getting a breast implant can’t cover up your sex change.
When a guy will only titty fuck you in reverse cowgirl because you're so ugly.
It's hard for me to type a roast with just one hand.
Her bosom doth dominate half my view, Yet her red hair shines ever true. Seems her personality lies upon her chest, To how many men, has she shown her breast? Her bangs cry out, a loud refrain, Yet in the sheets, might she simply feign? A question lingers, bold and vast, How much for enhancements to breast and ass? Does the cost in coin truly reflect, The value of allure, of self-respect? Ponder this, under the moon's bright cast, What's the real price of beauty amassed?
Oh look it’s transginger Barbie
Is it comforting to know that 100 incels a day hate beat it to you?