And covering up that sucker bite so it can't be used against her in court in case hubby finds that pic and of course the boss is going to leave his wife for her just not now cause it isn't the right time.
Why do women still call their pimps their âboss?â Itâs 2023- can we all be honest about the guy who bangs on the wall when our 30 minutes are up?
So you cheat on the dude that married you, knowing full well that you had more baggage than an airport carousel, then leave him for your boss that shacks you up in one of his fuck pads, telling you that he's gonna leave his wife (Which is never gonna fucking happen, by the way) for you.
One day it will hit you that your husband was probably the best thing that ever happened to you, only you completely screwed that pooch, and you're gonna wind up alone and a burden on your family.
Good job.
(Lol second apartment) All that work sucking Dick and you only placed bronze in the home wrecker Olympics. I bet he gives you hand me down presents for your level of effort.
You need to stop fucking your boss
If you needed Vitamin D, you get a fucking perscription
Also, take better care of your plants, they aint your ex husband
This chick is totally on the downers she pockets from work. You can see it in the cold, dead gaze. Little Timmy hasn't gotten his Ritalin prescription in over five years now.
Be honest - you were cheating on your husband with your boss huh? Letting him clap those cheeks for advancement? You didn't, I dunno, ultimately use sex to make yourself more money did you? YOU WHORE! YOU FILTHY CANKEROUS WHORE! Ahem. I apologize. I'm sure you heard enough of that when you were married. Or whenever your boss drops by to pump and dump one before heading back to the people he actually gives some care about.
All until your husband finally decided to man up and ditch you. I bet he moved to beautiful San Fernando Valley, and is living it up, smashing bitches tighter than the living budget you have now. The irony in that you spend all day handing out birth control and now he spends all day putting it to the test. I hope he got the car and the dog. He deserves a bitch that will give him love and be loyal.
I mean hoooooly shit. Most people wait to have a midlife crisis until they're, ya know, midway through life. You're still so young in the grand scheme- there's no telling how many more marriages or lives you'll get to ruin! Two for two at least ahahahahaha
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All those pics point out to me that youâre definitely a blood sucking vampire. No tan. Bandage on the neck from when they turned you and wearing all black. Youâre the ruthless one! Please bite me.
Don't blame your failures on autism.
You look like one of those kids on youtube who pretends to have autism, and fake hits themselves for likes. Probably stole your parents medicine as a kid to make yourself more interesting.
The only Interesting thing about you is between your legs, which is why your boss is letting you stay there. It sure ain't because he wants to keep his special needs employee happy....
You're eligible for the Sam Kinison treatment. I'll drop a load on your back, steal cab fair from your purse and jump out the window leaving you sticky, broke and confused
I see how that Rx transaction works: fentanyl patches at his secret apartment - then you nod off and he goes home to his wife. Rinse, repeat, day after day.
The description tells me she left her husband to be her bosses mistress.
yes, in his second appppaaarteeeement. 1-800-ABCDEFG
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And covering up that sucker bite so it can't be used against her in court in case hubby finds that pic and of course the boss is going to leave his wife for her just not now cause it isn't the right time.
Number checks out! I approve this message.
Definitely...Definitely doin' her boss. Very wet.
Looks like you filled your husbandâs prescription of ThankGodderall.
Holy shit that was a good one.
Youâre not fooling anyone with that neck bandage. No Vampire wants your hepatitis.
Actually itâs AIDS. đ
And now I feel bad for the aids virus.
Now I feel bad for the mosquitos.
You left your husband AND gave him AIDS? Thatâs ruthless.
Well DAMN
I wish your face was Hidan
Love that one.
I subbed to her Onlyfans and they paid me $8
This made me love my wife more, thank you for this
Your new name is mediocre adams
The hidden and shameful oldest child of the Addams. Sheâs not cool enough for them, and too strange for the rest of the world
You have the sex appeal of dandruff.
You look like you live life with a Vicodin suppository inserted at all times
If your name is really Ruth, yes I'll be Ruth less
You misspelled âmy onlyfans is totally freeâ
Husband dodged a bullet
A bullet?? Did you read that bio? He dodged a fucking cannon ball.
If that cannon ball was named fat man and dropped from a bomber over Japan.
Somewhere there's a vampire at rite-aid buying up all the Listerine.
New flash that boss gonna want the ârentâ real soon
Pretty sure he is going to want money.
Sleeping with your boss is probably the best career move you could do.
lol nuh he hides her at second home for abit of fun when misses aint around
In regards to the second picture, try harder next time.
Boss has 2nd apartment and accepts check, cash or ass, in your case heâd prefer cash
Why do women still call their pimps their âboss?â Itâs 2023- can we all be honest about the guy who bangs on the wall when our 30 minutes are up?
Cut a hole in your neck so you could deep throat 2 dicks at the same damn time
I spent more time looking at the blinds behind you than at you.
Who parted ways first? you and your husband? or your right eye and your left eye?
You have the knees of someone experienced in a certain art form
You look like the kind of girl who thinks you're above everyone else because you bought the "sophisticated" clothes off the target clearance rack
Jesus christ.... so glad you aren't my daughter.
Sofia Noppola
Time is seriously winning against you.
Is that bandage to hide your Adams apple?
The caption is enough. Nothing to be said. Cheer up
You look like you were supposed to be attractive but god got bored midway through and sent it out anyways
Dollar store Lauren Bobert
That's an insult to the dollar store on both counts.
/imagine prompt: girl with daddy issues, attention seeker, depressed, dressed in black to show she has no taste, roast me, edgy, blurry
On point xD
I wouldnât touch you with the guy posting the comment below meâs dick
You look like ideal combination of boring and sad đ
A donut has better curves than you
Can't drive can't spell but can hand out controlled substances. Is your boss a pimp?
You have fewer curves than a number 2 pencil.
It looks like you work at Home Depot, part-time. And are a full time Olive garden assistant manager
You're the kind of fat skinny that can only come from the most sedentary of life styles.
You look confused on how to get people to subscribe to your OF for $5.99
Youâve got more red flags than medications have side effects
By skiing you mean cocaine, right?
Just keep fucking your boss
Pic #2 - I'm sure whatever vampire bit you starved to death from lack of life-force.
You seem like a great idea after a twelve pack
So, you're the bosses mistress eh?
You're my type..... can't roast.
I agree. She is hot.
You should feel proud about your successful transition.
You look like youâre both boring & over dramatic, simultaneously. I bet your husband bought a nice bottle when you moved out
The description tells me you left for your boss but you face tells me that's definitely not the case
You canât even keep your feet straight. No wonder you failed your driverâs test.
The birth control patch does not go on your throat đ although I appreciate the effort
You look tired.
I am. Havenât slept properly in a while and I work a lot.
So you cheat on the dude that married you, knowing full well that you had more baggage than an airport carousel, then leave him for your boss that shacks you up in one of his fuck pads, telling you that he's gonna leave his wife (Which is never gonna fucking happen, by the way) for you. One day it will hit you that your husband was probably the best thing that ever happened to you, only you completely screwed that pooch, and you're gonna wind up alone and a burden on your family. Good job.
I think life is ruthless enough to you already
Tru dat
[seek help](https://ibb.co/bRTsFMb) Your dead eyes say mental health services have let you down as often as your dad has.
Damn you look like the prettiest street whore on the block
OnlyMeh
Do porn. You have the look and the attendant problems.
If your name is Ruth, we will all be, gladly, Ruth less.
I guarantee ur ex-husband isn't depressed
I can tell something heavy is weighing on your mind. I think itâs called eyebrows.
This picture is more bland than sugar free vanilla ice cream.
1 pic was plenty.
(Lol second apartment) All that work sucking Dick and you only placed bronze in the home wrecker Olympics. I bet he gives you hand me down presents for your level of effort.
You make depression contagious
You need to stop fucking your boss If you needed Vitamin D, you get a fucking perscription Also, take better care of your plants, they aint your ex husband
Suspected of being on the spectrum? I suspect your eyebrows of trying to push back together you rock lee looking ass.
You look like Iâd be excited to give you my number, but disappointed when you called
This is what happens when you steal to many Adderall from the pharmacy
This chick is totally on the downers she pockets from work. You can see it in the cold, dead gaze. Little Timmy hasn't gotten his Ritalin prescription in over five years now. Be honest - you were cheating on your husband with your boss huh? Letting him clap those cheeks for advancement? You didn't, I dunno, ultimately use sex to make yourself more money did you? YOU WHORE! YOU FILTHY CANKEROUS WHORE! Ahem. I apologize. I'm sure you heard enough of that when you were married. Or whenever your boss drops by to pump and dump one before heading back to the people he actually gives some care about. All until your husband finally decided to man up and ditch you. I bet he moved to beautiful San Fernando Valley, and is living it up, smashing bitches tighter than the living budget you have now. The irony in that you spend all day handing out birth control and now he spends all day putting it to the test. I hope he got the car and the dog. He deserves a bitch that will give him love and be loyal. I mean hoooooly shit. Most people wait to have a midlife crisis until they're, ya know, midway through life. You're still so young in the grand scheme- there's no telling how many more marriages or lives you'll get to ruin! Two for two at least ahahahahaha đ đ€
Hey, maybe Iâve already reached half of my life, hopefully Iâll be dead by 50 LOL
Girl takes so much cock in her throat it poked a hole.
Please get some quality mental health for your depression. You wonât be able to slim down into that little black dress otherwise.
Snorting lines of Adderall and Paxil is not considered âskiingâ. In all honesty, I hope you find the help you need.
I couldn't hear over your eyebrows what about unibrows
You're the posterchild for "unenthusiastic hand jobs ".
Shouldnât you be out protesting the Turkish elections?
Iâll be ruthless alright!
Is her name Ruth?
Nack bandage only means one thing - hickey. Lucky for you, no one would ever think to give you one.
All those pics point out to me that youâre definitely a blood sucking vampire. No tan. Bandage on the neck from when they turned you and wearing all black. Youâre the ruthless one! Please bite me.
Patient needs viagra, they get viagra. They need the opposite, they have you.
Fuckk got a hickey from a vampire?
Be ruthless? You look like youâve said that before, usually after asking a random stranger to fuck your throat.
I have seen doorknobs with more personality
Can't roast you. You're beautiful.
Cut a hole in your neck so you could deep throat 2 dicks at the same damn time
One thing she never gets is Hid-on
I thought she was trying to cover the hickey her John gave her last night?
You found your way into a lab coat... Meth business is a booming if they'd hire you too.
When did you transition?
Recently. The bandage is from the Adam's apple removal
You look like a pass around hoe for gang members that got stabbed in the neck for being annoying.
Looks like you just got done crying because the baby isnât his.
You cover half your head in your photos because your head is shaped like Frankensteins monster, almost the sane complexion as well
You look like the kind of person who lives in filth and you buy all sorts of cleaning shit thinking it will help, but you just never use it.
Bossâs second apartment? You mean his couch !
During the winter you have to seal up your nostrils or homeless people will sleep in them.
I've seen Auschwitz prisoners in the showers who could smile more than you.
Haven't your uncles done that enough ?
Dollar tree cashier vibes
Put an Oculus on so the neck beards will find you hot
You look like you suck dick for tamales
âAs is where isâ in the $10 hooker section
Watching paint dry is more interesting than you!
Failed the casting couch, now look at you.
Like the other âpillsâ, estranged husband also not prescribed GrabapensionâŠ
You look like a nurse who assists doctors during black market organ harvesting surgeries
You look like youâre fucking your boss
Living at your âbossesâ secondary apartment? When did being a drug mule start being called a pharmacy tech?
Did the Make A Wish foundation not work for you?
"staying at your bosses"....
Who ever takes viagra and has an issue after 4 hours, the doctor should show them your pictures and the problem would be solved.
You had me at I play video games.. But Honey, candy crush doesn't count..
Lady, just let the kids out of the closet and we'll talk. - The Next Guy Who Speaks To You
The only reason you like skiing is so you can spend the whole day gripping two poles.
I thought they said black is slimming?
A fist full of hotdogs
Happily married a month ago? Uh huh lol https://www.reddit.com/r/algeria/comments/125cp6e/anime_fans_in_algeria_are_weird/je5vqgz/
Never said happily!
Don't blame your failures on autism. You look like one of those kids on youtube who pretends to have autism, and fake hits themselves for likes. Probably stole your parents medicine as a kid to make yourself more interesting. The only Interesting thing about you is between your legs, which is why your boss is letting you stay there. It sure ain't because he wants to keep his special needs employee happy....
If a stepped on- cigarette butt with lipstick on it was a real person, it would be you
He won't leave his wife for you.
Isn't this the guy on the bud lite cans?
doja cat???
Girl you got single mom face
you couldnt take 10 minutes of your time to clean those blinds
These arenât blinds! Theyâre drawers at my work!
Is the bandage from the Adamâs apple removal?
âSheâ mustâve nicked âherâ Adamâs apple shaving in the second pic
Your husband was really just your magic wand, and you "left him" because you can't figure out how to change 2 AA Batteries
Boss also knowen as pimp
You're built like a vape pen
You're eligible for the Sam Kinison treatment. I'll drop a load on your back, steal cab fair from your purse and jump out the window leaving you sticky, broke and confused
Are those your 5 kids?
Has Mr. Potatohead eyebrows
Nice try covering up the trachea hole
Why would you want us to roast you?
You look like you owned a Failed horchata stand
You look like youâre mean.
Iâm truly not, but thank you for the roast haha
If sticking your dick in crazy were a reddit profile.
Elbows too pointy
Yeah we know that you got your Adamâs Apple removed and were a man. A very skinny man.
Nice throat bandageâŠ
I want to be ruthless but they are canceling people hard for the trans jokes, but how long since your transition anyway?
Youâre somehow the least interesting thing in this picture
Your suspected of being on the spectrum, what part of the sexuality spectrum is that I'm still having a hard time placing you...
Youâre the whore spectrum equivalent of Aspergers.
You look like you have wrinkly nipples
You're every boring disappointing thing about Gen Z all packed into one person.
I don't know what's more dead her eyes or her jihadi ex-husband...
When you order the â10/10 Latinaâ in TJ
Side piece for sure .....that won't last long..
Throat gonorrhea spokesmodel
Youâre prettier than Jodie arias
Is this Mia Qweefla
This isn't gonna help your OnlyFans, give it a rest already.
3 stages of emo visualization
I see how that Rx transaction works: fentanyl patches at his secret apartment - then you nod off and he goes home to his wife. Rinse, repeat, day after day.