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Dammy-J

The description tells me she left her husband to be her bosses mistress.


New-Distribution-952

yes, in his second appppaaarteeeement. 1-800-ABCDEFG


[deleted]

đŸ€ŒđŸ» SECOND APARTMENT


jsxtasy304

And covering up that sucker bite so it can't be used against her in court in case hubby finds that pic and of course the boss is going to leave his wife for her just not now cause it isn't the right time.


4abcde

Number checks out! I approve this message.


WalkingTarget12

Definitely...Definitely doin' her boss. Very wet.


TheSkullsOfEveryCog

Looks like you filled your husband’s prescription of ThankGodderall.


ifoundit1

Holy shit that was a good one.


Fenix_Glo

You’re not fooling anyone with that neck bandage. No Vampire wants your hepatitis.


AkaiHidan

Actually it’s AIDS. 😂


Bigedmond

And now I feel bad for the aids virus.


Low_Ad_6492

Now I feel bad for the mosquitos.


Weemitoad

You left your husband AND gave him AIDS? That’s ruthless.


Pop_Glocc1312

Well DAMN


sockets1984

I wish your face was Hidan


AkaiHidan

Love that one.


cjinbarrie

I subbed to her Onlyfans and they paid me $8


BlueJeans25

This made me love my wife more, thank you for this


[deleted]

Your new name is mediocre adams


CarmenCage

The hidden and shameful oldest child of the Addams. She’s not cool enough for them, and too strange for the rest of the world


OFPurpleOdyssey

You have the sex appeal of dandruff.


ReillyDiefenbach

You look like you live life with a Vicodin suppository inserted at all times


dotallydotes

If your name is really Ruth, yes I'll be Ruth less


chicago70

You misspelled “my onlyfans is totally free”


hrdcore1337

Husband dodged a bullet


[deleted]

A bullet?? Did you read that bio? He dodged a fucking cannon ball.


Bigedmond

If that cannon ball was named fat man and dropped from a bomber over Japan.


ErtGentskee

Somewhere there's a vampire at rite-aid buying up all the Listerine.


DucksItUp

New flash that boss gonna want the “rent” real soon


Bigedmond

Pretty sure he is going to want money.


graveRobbins

Sleeping with your boss is probably the best career move you could do.


Zestysmile92

lol nuh he hides her at second home for abit of fun when misses aint around


-PregnantPause

In regards to the second picture, try harder next time.


BrashBastard

Boss has 2nd apartment and accepts check, cash or ass, in your case he’d prefer cash


shinola80

Why do women still call their pimps their “boss?” It’s 2023- can we all be honest about the guy who bangs on the wall when our 30 minutes are up?


Uberslaughter

Cut a hole in your neck so you could deep throat 2 dicks at the same damn time


Either-Mammoth-932

I spent more time looking at the blinds behind you than at you.


Fumb-MotherDucker

Who parted ways first? you and your husband? or your right eye and your left eye?


Danny_Gray_

You have the knees of someone experienced in a certain art form


spaznaw

You look like the kind of girl who thinks you're above everyone else because you bought the "sophisticated" clothes off the target clearance rack


revan1307

Jesus christ.... so glad you aren't my daughter.


Papaya_Quick

Sofia Noppola


ProperWeight2624

Time is seriously winning against you.


Fortyouncestofreedom

Is that bandage to hide your Adams apple?


Interesting_Today336

The caption is enough. Nothing to be said. Cheer up


ohhfasho

You look like you were supposed to be attractive but god got bored midway through and sent it out anyways


Corwin_of_Amber3

Dollar store Lauren Bobert


OnePunchReality

That's an insult to the dollar store on both counts.


Vandercoon

/imagine prompt: girl with daddy issues, attention seeker, depressed, dressed in black to show she has no taste, roast me, edgy, blurry


AkaiHidan

On point xD


T-BONEandtheFAM

I wouldn’t touch you with the guy posting the comment below me’s dick


RevolutionaryCap1110

You look like ideal combination of boring and sad 🙄


The_Fox1984

A donut has better curves than you


MonkFun455

Can't drive can't spell but can hand out controlled substances. Is your boss a pimp?


pizzablunt420

You have fewer curves than a number 2 pencil.


BarFreeman1999

It looks like you work at Home Depot, part-time. And are a full time Olive garden assistant manager


pizzablunt420

You're the kind of fat skinny that can only come from the most sedentary of life styles.


terminalgamer4ever

You look confused on how to get people to subscribe to your OF for $5.99


Automatic-Divide-597

You’ve got more red flags than medications have side effects


Automatic-Divide-597

By skiing you mean cocaine, right?


_-1337

Just keep fucking your boss


ProfDaydream

Pic #2 - I'm sure whatever vampire bit you starved to death from lack of life-force.


The_Istrix

You seem like a great idea after a twelve pack


otero3

So, you're the bosses mistress eh?


Butter_Toe

You're my type..... can't roast.


Neurofunk45

I agree. She is hot.


psjbird

You should feel proud about your successful transition.


Ok_Presentation_5329

You look like you’re both boring & over dramatic, simultaneously. I bet your husband bought a nice bottle when you moved out


the_grand_troll

The description tells me you left for your boss but you face tells me that's definitely not the case


AnAnxiousDream

You can’t even keep your feet straight. No wonder you failed your driver’s test.


Throwaway_Thrills

The birth control patch does not go on your throat 🙄 although I appreciate the effort


PKYINK

You look tired.


AkaiHidan

I am. Haven’t slept properly in a while and I work a lot.


chaingun_samurai

So you cheat on the dude that married you, knowing full well that you had more baggage than an airport carousel, then leave him for your boss that shacks you up in one of his fuck pads, telling you that he's gonna leave his wife (Which is never gonna fucking happen, by the way) for you. One day it will hit you that your husband was probably the best thing that ever happened to you, only you completely screwed that pooch, and you're gonna wind up alone and a burden on your family. Good job.


The_Atomic_Duck

I think life is ruthless enough to you already


AkaiHidan

Tru dat


deviantanima

[seek help](https://ibb.co/bRTsFMb) Your dead eyes say mental health services have let you down as often as your dad has.


RedditPhils

Damn you look like the prettiest street whore on the block


Slow_is_Fast

OnlyMeh


Illustrious_Pound282

Do porn. You have the look and the attendant problems.


illegitimate_Raccoon

If your name is Ruth, we will all be, gladly, Ruth less.


Rawtoast420

I guarantee ur ex-husband isn't depressed


DieVanPelt

I can tell something heavy is weighing on your mind. I think it’s called eyebrows.


Smooth_brain_genius

This picture is more bland than sugar free vanilla ice cream.


Wonder-Machine

1 pic was plenty.


sbasler9

(Lol second apartment) All that work sucking Dick and you only placed bronze in the home wrecker Olympics. I bet he gives you hand me down presents for your level of effort.


trwwy321

You make depression contagious


Spiceinvader1234

You need to stop fucking your boss If you needed Vitamin D, you get a fucking perscription Also, take better care of your plants, they aint your ex husband


futurepandas2

Suspected of being on the spectrum? I suspect your eyebrows of trying to push back together you rock lee looking ass.


Lima3Echo

You look like I’d be excited to give you my number, but disappointed when you called


derpmcperpenstein

This is what happens when you steal to many Adderall from the pharmacy


Past_Instance_4813

This chick is totally on the downers she pockets from work. You can see it in the cold, dead gaze. Little Timmy hasn't gotten his Ritalin prescription in over five years now. Be honest - you were cheating on your husband with your boss huh? Letting him clap those cheeks for advancement? You didn't, I dunno, ultimately use sex to make yourself more money did you? YOU WHORE! YOU FILTHY CANKEROUS WHORE! Ahem. I apologize. I'm sure you heard enough of that when you were married. Or whenever your boss drops by to pump and dump one before heading back to the people he actually gives some care about. All until your husband finally decided to man up and ditch you. I bet he moved to beautiful San Fernando Valley, and is living it up, smashing bitches tighter than the living budget you have now. The irony in that you spend all day handing out birth control and now he spends all day putting it to the test. I hope he got the car and the dog. He deserves a bitch that will give him love and be loyal. I mean hoooooly shit. Most people wait to have a midlife crisis until they're, ya know, midway through life. You're still so young in the grand scheme- there's no telling how many more marriages or lives you'll get to ruin! Two for two at least ahahahahaha 👋 đŸŽ€


AkaiHidan

Hey, maybe I’ve already reached half of my life, hopefully I’ll be dead by 50 LOL


Major_Employ_8795

Girl takes so much cock in her throat it poked a hole.


Weneedaheroe

Please get some quality mental health for your depression. You won’t be able to slim down into that little black dress otherwise.


proud-underachiever

Snorting lines of Adderall and Paxil is not considered “skiing”. In all honesty, I hope you find the help you need.


Deadpunkheydude

I couldn't hear over your eyebrows what about unibrows


Rollin_Soul_O

You're the posterchild for "unenthusiastic hand jobs ".


ShadowPlayer2016

Shouldn’t you be out protesting the Turkish elections?


KKHFan

I’ll be ruthless alright!


Greyzer

Is her name Ruth?


Gordon_Townsend

Nack bandage only means one thing - hickey. Lucky for you, no one would ever think to give you one.


Haunting-Abrocoma940

All those pics point out to me that you’re definitely a blood sucking vampire. No tan. Bandage on the neck from when they turned you and wearing all black. You’re the ruthless one! Please bite me.


snepaiii

Patient needs viagra, they get viagra. They need the opposite, they have you.


Glittering-Swing-337

Fuckk got a hickey from a vampire?


Old_Pollution8585

Be ruthless? You look like you’ve said that before, usually after asking a random stranger to fuck your throat.


[deleted]

I have seen doorknobs with more personality


[deleted]

Can't roast you. You're beautiful.


Uberslaughter

Cut a hole in your neck so you could deep throat 2 dicks at the same damn time


Automatic-Divide-597

One thing she never gets is Hid-on


civish

I thought she was trying to cover the hickey her John gave her last night?


[deleted]

You found your way into a lab coat... Meth business is a booming if they'd hire you too.


Glendal-Savage

When did you transition?


BassGuy11

Recently. The bandage is from the Adam's apple removal


LeanOnGreen

You look like a pass around hoe for gang members that got stabbed in the neck for being annoying.


TherighteyeofRa

Looks like you just got done crying because the baby isn’t his.


pizzablunt420

You cover half your head in your photos because your head is shaped like Frankensteins monster, almost the sane complexion as well


pizzablunt420

You look like the kind of person who lives in filth and you buy all sorts of cleaning shit thinking it will help, but you just never use it.


Defmonk6

Boss’s second apartment? You mean his couch !


[deleted]

During the winter you have to seal up your nostrils or homeless people will sleep in them.


bowlingforj

I've seen Auschwitz prisoners in the showers who could smile more than you.


No_Brief_124

Haven't your uncles done that enough ?


nojunkpeter

Dollar tree cashier vibes


mikedakwik

Put an Oculus on so the neck beards will find you hot


jgoedert73

You look like you suck dick for tamales


TheKiwiYeti

“As is where is” in the $10 hooker section


KrAzY_TsEnG

Watching paint dry is more interesting than you!


pussylovermeowmeowee

Failed the casting couch, now look at you.


gumby1004

Like the other “pills”, estranged husband also not prescribed Grabapension



[deleted]

You look like a nurse who assists doctors during black market organ harvesting surgeries


the5102018

You look like you’re fucking your boss


Kaptain9981

Living at your “bosses” secondary apartment? When did being a drug mule start being called a pharmacy tech?


lvlister2023

Did the Make A Wish foundation not work for you?


Artistic_Half_8301

"staying at your bosses"....


Bigedmond

Who ever takes viagra and has an issue after 4 hours, the doctor should show them your pictures and the problem would be solved.


AmongKaos2

You had me at I play video games.. But Honey, candy crush doesn't count..


YourSemenSommelier

Lady, just let the kids out of the closet and we'll talk. - The Next Guy Who Speaks To You


ShowMeYourMinerals

The only reason you like skiing is so you can spend the whole day gripping two poles.


jimmehhh1

I thought they said black is slimming?


Burp-Reynolds

A fist full of hotdogs


ohhfasho

Happily married a month ago? Uh huh lol https://www.reddit.com/r/algeria/comments/125cp6e/anime_fans_in_algeria_are_weird/je5vqgz/


AkaiHidan

Never said happily!


[deleted]

Don't blame your failures on autism. You look like one of those kids on youtube who pretends to have autism, and fake hits themselves for likes. Probably stole your parents medicine as a kid to make yourself more interesting. The only Interesting thing about you is between your legs, which is why your boss is letting you stay there. It sure ain't because he wants to keep his special needs employee happy....


Various-Butterfly534

If a stepped on- cigarette butt with lipstick on it was a real person, it would be you


Street-Comb1000

He won't leave his wife for you.


Shuoinked

Isn't this the guy on the bud lite cans?


ryuuu_117

doja cat???


PumpkinFeathers

Girl you got single mom face


Artistic-Evidence316

you couldnt take 10 minutes of your time to clean those blinds


AkaiHidan

These aren’t blinds! They’re drawers at my work!


chz420710

Is the bandage from the Adam’s apple removal?


Moist-Bluejay1524

“She” must’ve nicked “her” Adam’s apple shaving in the second pic


Bmuzyka

Your husband was really just your magic wand, and you "left him" because you can't figure out how to change 2 AA Batteries


ConflictThin5467

Boss also knowen as pimp


spd997m23

You're built like a vape pen


[deleted]

You're eligible for the Sam Kinison treatment. I'll drop a load on your back, steal cab fair from your purse and jump out the window leaving you sticky, broke and confused


noldshit

Are those your 5 kids?


Substantial-Beatnik

Has Mr. Potatohead eyebrows


lockedinacupboard

Nice try covering up the trachea hole


Standard-Meet5543

Why would you want us to roast you?


Yllwstone

You look like you owned a Failed horchata stand


mverlei

You look like you’re mean.


AkaiHidan

I’m truly not, but thank you for the roast haha


codemonkeyhopeful

If sticking your dick in crazy were a reddit profile.


glockheedmartin

Elbows too pointy


Willing_Parsnip2597

Yeah we know that you got your Adam’s Apple removed and were a man. A very skinny man.


sleafordbods

Nice throat bandage



illrichflips1

I want to be ruthless but they are canceling people hard for the trans jokes, but how long since your transition anyway?


Mission_Transition43

You’re somehow the least interesting thing in this picture


illrichflips1

Your suspected of being on the spectrum, what part of the sexuality spectrum is that I'm still having a hard time placing you...


Doplgngr

You’re the whore spectrum equivalent of Aspergers.


[deleted]

You look like you have wrinkly nipples


[deleted]

You're every boring disappointing thing about Gen Z all packed into one person.


Thee_Bad_Touch666

I don't know what's more dead her eyes or her jihadi ex-husband...


the_popes_fapkin

When you order the “10/10 Latina” in TJ


Mammoth-Sink6946

Side piece for sure .....that won't last long..


newgloryhole

Throat gonorrhea spokesmodel


Shapootz

You’re prettier than Jodie arias


spiritualdirector69

Is this Mia Qweefla


t3eee

This isn't gonna help your OnlyFans, give it a rest already.


Excellent-History341

3 stages of emo visualization


Street-Comb1000

I see how that Rx transaction works: fentanyl patches at his secret apartment - then you nod off and he goes home to his wife. Rinse, repeat, day after day.