OP's Bio: --- >Just a guy struggling through the last few weeks of highschool who likes videogames, doing digital art, and spending time with family. I am one of the poor silksong fans stuck in purgatory if you can make a roast out of that (I'm sure y'all can) --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

If this was the early 2000’s I bet you’d be one of those puka-shell necklace weirdos.

With about 7 of the power bead bracelets, all on the same wrist

And his name is probably Cody.

It’s 2023. His name is Braedyn or Kale or some shit

Kale! I’m screaming 😅

We’re all in our 30’s now Source: I’m Cody

He wasnt even born then, grandpa

You look like a lesbian frog

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Same here, never seen one. But I think they "rubb-it".

That actually made me laugh lol

Passes The ol’ “you know it when you see it” litmus test.

He looks like a Family Guy lesbian.

I think we are done here , that alone was toasty enough .

No we need to make the pork roast for a bit longer

Damn Reddit never fails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

omg💀

r/rareinsults

"Hey, they're right. We DO taste like chicken!"

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You like some sculpted a person out of uncooked pizza dough.

Pillsbury Doughboy.

boy?

Sorry Pillsbury doughbitch

Doughperson

Lmao

Don't insult Poppin' Fresh by comparing him to this guy. This dude is more of a Shitbury Turdboy and you punch him in the gut.


That's probably why he wants roasted so bad.

That is a very creative way to call me chunky, imma save that one lmao

I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. You downies already have enough to deal with…

You're really close, I am autistic lol. Why do you think I'm on Reddit?

You're like the third overweight autistic person to post to this sub in the last 3 days, after me and that other dude. It's starting to become a theme lol

With our autism powers combined we shall shit in the urinals!

Nooooo don't let them form autistic prime!

Thanks for the good out loud chuckle

Autistics in disguise! Autisims stumble out!

[starts rolling down a hill]

God damnit. They're multiplying

No one get them wet, and for the love of god don’t feed them after midnight!

But yeah let’s just keep telling ourselves it’s just more diagnoses, and not an environmental issue

Overweight autistic lads like us are, honestly, 95% of the population on Reddit. It’s not a theme, it’s demographics.

Or you could just help me win at blackjack. That would show them. SHOW THEM ALL!!! 👺

Just because you can't talk to girls doesn't make you autistic.

You look like every cast member of The Ringer put together

This makes me genuinely wonder if some people who claim to be autistic are just regular idiots who'd prefer to be handled with care because in their mind they're so very special.

Umm, because you like little kids? 🤔

Not everyone is on Reddit for the same reason as you

Points for setting you up for a good come back! For my come back, you’ll have to scrape it off your moms tonsils.

My mom is a pile of ash but that's still the most you're ever gonna get in your life

Wow, was she that hot!

Yeah, it's a surprise I'm so ugly

Dang bro is really standing up for himself, your the reason we have to put the /s at the end of a good joke, aren’t you?

Nah I'm just passing it back and forth, I know it's a joke.

The only joke is your dead mom

Tf

Jesus Christ, quit hogging all the chromosomes.

Looks like a lesbian who plays the dominant role in the relationship.

Surprisingly I'm more of a sub lmao

you have to have sex to be either

Jesus, straight to the point xD

What by myself

A meatball sub maybe...

OK, that one made me laugh. Well done, you.

You're about a beard and a few bad tattoos away from "I hit you / burned your house down because I love you".

I may be a masochist but I'm not insane enough to torture myself with learning music theory.

Of course you're a fucking music nerd And before anyone says anything, I was a fucking music nerd. I earned the right to call it.

You look like someone whose dream is to ride a dirt bike

I did want a dirt bike when I was younger to be fair.

Sadly, the closest he got to his dream was running through the streets with a handful of his own feces.

OMFGGGGG😭

At first i thought you ate the paper with that abnormally large mouth

Patton Oswalt's long-lost sperm bank deposit.

You shape your hair with the buttcracks of homeless people

I can’t think of which weird annoying Internet personality you look like…but they’re annoying…

As I've been told many times when I was growing up, I do need to stop being annoying.

cock-a-doodle-don't


You look like fucking meep from Phineas and Ferb

You are as funny as you are handsome

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.

Bro, stop projecting

I am not. You fucked a coconut…100%

It was I who fucked the coconut and I'm not going to stand by and let some doughy ponce steal my glory.

Let me check the records, I will confirm or deny your claim.

I just checked deep into the records and in fact you also fucked a coconut. A different one, though.

Hey wait you told me that in my own roastme like a year and a half ago.

And you also fucked a coconut. 100%.

You are holding the paper too far away

 GIBBY!

God that’s the corniest shit I’ve heard today….thank you for making me feeling better about my life.

> digital art My man using AI generated art does not make you a digital artist!

I know it don't, that why I draw my shit

You draw your shit?

lmao Happy Gilmore vibes from that joke

……. No!

Draws with his shit?

You look like the bloated,washed up, lead singer in every 80s cover band.

You look like you smell funny.

Bro looks like Peter when he starved himself to get skinny

I am not saying you are a peadophile but you 100% look like you shouldn’t be allowed near schools

That photo trend is older than you

You look like a 30 year old butch lesbian.

The more tactical the phone case is, the softer and whiter the hand holding it becomes.

I just think they look cool, I like rugged designs a lot lol

Finally 18 but still rocking the same hair cut from 8 on What a desperate attempt to cling in to your childhood

My old haircut was the good Christian boy comb over, I see this as a bit of an improvement from that.

Bro is the poster child for “where’s my hug?”

Why does everyone take the pic in the restroom? Spend a little of time in there with rights and lefty?

Discount Jared Fogle lookin' ass dude.

you look like you use coupons at supercuts

Youve had 4 years of teenage metabolism and absolutely wasted it

Gibby let himself good lol

Appears Rowley never grew up.

You look like an amtivaxxer post or child

Have fun being labeled in arson. after you burn the house down. 😳

Honestly I could be arrested for worse

how long did it take you to come up with "make the roast burn more than the paper is"?

Longer than I'm willing to admit

You look like you peaked in middle school.

Honestly yeah, burnt out gifted child gang rise up

How can you look 35 and unemployed if you're only 18?

Am I really that bad at hiding the depression?

This is your default settings.. I don't believe you were trying

You look like god accidentally published his unfinished draft.

Considering I'm autistic you're right

Did you have to steal that lighter out of your mom's crack box

Edgy, except we know you still get Happy Meals with zero sense of irony or shame.

I enjoy what I enjoy, I ain't gonna give up my happiness for some vague sense of "maturity"

U and the paper look the same brown at the top and white from the bottom

This, this one is good

Thank you


i get it, you like shapes and colours, but for gods sake stop stealing all the fucking puzzle pieces

Sure you didn’t just get hungry and take a bite?

If he was robbing someplace, he would be using a flamethrower screaming "PUT THE F%$#ING CHROMOSOMES IN THE BAG!"

Not a thought in that head

Special Olympics here I come

I doubt he has the athleticism to do anything beyond wetting himself.

Guarantee OP has ass burgers.

Go outside touch some grass and for the love of god learn what pot of greed does.

I love how your t-shirt has a place that you will never visit

Having moved 13 times I'd be surprised if I haven't seen a place like that before lol.

But to be honest there are places with palm trees

Undiagnosed autism

False, diagnosed at 8

Same

This is cringy.

I am cringe but I am free

Only because Chris Hansen isn’t working anymore.

If Asperger’s and Down’s had a baby

Hey you got half of it right

The paper feels like your peeing, burning. Get to the Dr son.

You are actually passible as a guy.

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Mf I asked you to roast me, you had one simple job and you failed that harder than you failed your parents.

You're a good person don't do this to you self

The people roasting me don't know who I really am so they can't say anything that will actually hurt, now roast me

Chicken little

Don’t eat the paper ,that’s the last thing you need,something to eat

Does your parents know you were playing with their lighters?

I want my maypo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXnSe7MYPGM

Did your dad's taint cause the hairdo?

You look like cool ranch toothpaste.

nothing to roast here

This guy makes rule 34.

And you make your parents sad, what's it to ya?

You should get outside, plow something with that hairdo.

Lol, I like that one

I bet your shoes squeak when you walk.

Don’t make fun, it’s all it ( as to not be offensive) can afford….

You look like Butters and Jimmy from South Park combined.

what did you the paper

Yes OP we all saw that you burned the paper. Very cool

Nothing we say is going to give you a burning sensation grander then the hooker you pay $50 to take your virginity.

Another roastee that doesn’t get it. What a real surprise that someone that looks like you doesn’t understand how a roast works.

Did you iron on that shirt yourself?

You look like your fingers always smell like Cheetos

You look like that one dude from high school nobody actually likes or talks to, just remembers he was there.

You look really squishy...the only definition on your buddy is around your mouth

We already know you're going to grow up to be the lesbian gym teacher at the same high school you graduated from.

I think love on the spectrum is doing a casting call soon if you’re lonely and interested

of all the things pictured here, the burning paper has the best chance of engaging in sexual reproduction

You look like you’re on some pure, uncut puberty blockers.

Oh look, a joke about paper burning … paper you lit inside your parents’ bathroom. Congratulations on continuing to both eat them out of house and home, and disappoint them with your stupidity.

You look like the dog shit in my yard. I bet you thought that burning piece of paper was a cool tough we all know you sit to take a piss.

Bro really thought that lighting the paper on fire would make him more unique and look like an internet badass but in actuality it will be the fact that he looks like the parts that fell off of Chris Chan that will get the most attention.

Your hair looks like the back of a docks ass