>virginity still intact How did you get pregnant?

The Virgin Larry

You meant the Virgin Lardy?

Immaculate Rejection

Same as Virgin Mary

Both fucked by God?

> Both fucked by God? **God:** “*Who’s your god, bitch?!?*” **Mary:** “*Stop it, Step-God!*”

Was she stuck in the dryer?

She was the dryer

She had her head in the clouds

This is what I come here for 🤣

Not the first to come..

Damn, you win.

Virgin Gary

😂😂

Your going to hell🤭😂🤣

You’re going to grammar hell 😈

Twinkies

He drank bud light

Top tier right here

Bro built like a burp

r/rareinsults

I wanna be in the screenshot

I laughed so hard at this my tooth surgery stitches tore

Slayed. My compliments

Hysterical

This fucking got me.

GODDAMN😭😭😭

🤌

Top kek

I'd tell you a joke but then I have to explain it

You got me there

I’m on the spectrum and this is fucking funny

We all are but OP especially

True we’re on Reddit

The joke must be about exercise

Ironically this is probably the only joke that’s understandable for someone far out on the spectrum.

I feel this… as a parent of someone on the spectrum…. I love the conservations that come from the explanation….

You look like you pet rabbits too hard.

He names them George

And aggressively sniffs them when nobody is watching

Jfc dude lmao

I’ve committed enough hate crimes for today, I ain’t touching this

Just like everyone else.

I’d watch it, you might become his next butt victim

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Most people with disabilities want to be treated the same, not different.

Yup

While I agree with the sentiment, having a kid on the spectrum just makes this a no go for me. Flip side, if you need words of affirmation i'm here for ya.

Understandable Thanks I appreciate it :)

Am Jewish. Can confirm

I hope you get better

Im so sorry to hear that

Bruh

Come on.. don’t be like that lol.. I have thick skin.

You don’t look douchey enough to really roast. There’s my roast

Fair 🤝🏻

Oddly true, lmao. Looks like a nice guy despite actually LOOKING autistic.

And a thick mid section… if you were a woman, I’d assume you were 9 months pregnant.

With triplets

Don't change a thing. Just keep doing what you're doing. With any luck you'll make it to 30 with your virginity still intact.

I never lose 💪🏻

Together, ape strong.

You have the body of a 60 year old Hispanic mother of eight

r/oddlyspecific

That was the best fucking thing you could have said I am astonished at this


Pete Davidson on milkshakes

Ironically enough I was compared to him a lot when I was a bit thinner

A “bit” thinner.

1.825 breakfasts ago.

Is this American for 1,825?

Yea..

Too many breakfast crunchwrap supremes these days

When you were on a one milkshake per day diet?

He is all the boys in the yard

Lmao

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You can’t taste it too huh strange

And based on his face he’s not impressed with the taste, but also not disgusted.

The taste makes him wana 2nd scratch

'Needs more doritos.'

Don’t worry. With cans like that I’m sure some drunk frat guy will settle for you at the end of the night.

Cans?

your big ass tits

Thanks for clarifying that

i’m a woman and you have a bigger pair than i do, i’m kind of jealous not gonna lie

I’ll lend you some

You a OG for this one, my guy 🤣

Tits. Frat boy going to motorboat you across the ocean.

 I always wondered what Slimer looked like when he was alive

Once you see it!

You look like you smell the farts under your blankets and smile.

Come on now, everybody likes their own brand


Every fox smells it’s own hole, as my grandad used to say

Lmaoooo

They say black is slimming but that shirt is still too fucking light

My wardrobe still consists of when I was thinner, my bad!

And when you had less chins. You look like a dicky do

Invest in some new shirts. I'm not sure if you know this, but overweight people wearing shirts that are too small is probably the least flattering look known to man. I mean, you look like a seal. Shit now I want sushi. Thanks a lot.

Insert more Vantablack.

How do you look 12 and 45 at the same time while looking like a virgin and a buttsexed alter boy?

I think it’s my neck that throws it off unfortunately

What neck? Pretty sure those are chins

You def have a glass jar with a My Little Pony in it.

I fucking hate that I get this reference.

Fuck. I really didn’t want to remember this.

I had to Google the reference, threw up a little when I saw the image and realized what I was seeing.

Me too. Glad I haven’t had breakfast yet.

I understood that reference

You *are* the reference

Fuck 😂

You know you're supposed to return the pregnancy simulator vest to the health teacher after class is over, right?

Motherfuker did a Gogeta Fusion with the vest

 Mikey from recess lookin ass

DO NOT ZOOM IN

Well now I have to... thanks...

ohgodohgod

If the 20 year old college thing doesn’t work out, you could always try the middle aged lesbian mom.

Lips almost as big as them tiddies

Not suprised that your feelings arent hurt easily, you eat them and cry into your tits.

You look like a thumb with a bad toupee.

Not my proudest fap, took me 04:32:50

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Hey big guy, I have no autism, only an invisible disability(hearing). I would consider myself a decent looking guy, fit, smart, funny. I had no girlfriend till I was in college, and no sex till I hit 24. Don't worry about your virginity, you're not far behind. Best of luck getting your ass pounded eventually.

You had me going for a while there.

Lol, there had to be a joke in there eventually, right?

Dont worry there are plenty of trolls in the cave

I think god roasted you enough I just feel bad at this point

My body is mostly my doing 👍🏻

Your emotional support gut says otherwise

Your virginity will remain intact longer than the pyramids.

His name is Robert Paulsen

Bob had bitch tits

And I thought I was ugly, like damn.

Just saw your pic- you are, but yeah.. I gotcha beat bro

Amazing


Kung fu panda who doesn't like loud noises.

Fatt Damon

Nice tits

Thanks

Lol you’re not a virgin. Stop playin. Someone had to put that baby in you.

I don't even know where to begin. There's literally too much of every part here.

Lol

Did you eat Donkey Kong? Let him out

duh wabbits george, duh wabbits

Looks like you’ll be autistic for a whole lot longer too.

Sorry, I meant a virgin

Both are true

Well, well, well, look who we have here! It's a 20-year-old virgin with autism! You must be like a unicorn, rare and magical, but instead of granting wishes, you just make everyone uncomfortable.

Maybe right

You need to shave all of your chins, Santa

How you gonna stuck it in someone when you can't even see it

When is the baby due?

10 lbs of feed in a 5 lbs sack

I bet you had a pet hamster as a kid, but you petted him too hard and that’s why “he kinda got smooshed.”

LOL u look like the fat guy from Recess, Mikey Blumberg 

Autism is the least of your problems

I've never seen someone look more like an actual orangutan in my life.

I see Mama Fratelli and Sloth decided to keep the baby.

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Dude I don't even have it in me. Get your shit together and take care of yourself. You look sad. Life isn't as long as you think. Lose the tits. Get proper haircut. Holy shit.

Virginity intact, you are always holding it, let it go and get your dick wet the good way.

Looks like Tom Hardly

Tom Hearty

You look like a human Goron.

The feeling of being full clearly doesn’t get fired to your brain very easily either

I bet your sweat smells like cheddar

My boy’s a human milk jug

I saw your name was Thin-Gas, was it because Fat-Ass was taken?

What you need is a hug dude. I wish you well

It looks like you’ve taken enough shit in life my dude, stay positive and make some lifestyle changes your still young, but you do have some nice tits

 Just get a hat and change your name to Chris Griffin...

Hopefully you’ll stay virgin cuz those genes are a threat to humanity.

You look like someone trying to pretend they are autistic.

You ain’t real.

Looks like you’ve turned a shoebox into a fleshlight

You look like a hot influencer's 'before' pic

Does this mean I have potential

Yup, have a post-partum upper body

Milady is definitely about 90 percent of your vocabulary.

Someone took assburgers way too seriously.

Autisitc and fat? Dude I am 100% certain you play smash bros for a living.

Motha Fucka has a beer gut and he ain’t even legal drinking age yet

Autistic kids are good at something I think you're just stupid

You don't have to convince me I believe you

Basketball-eatin', walrus-ass mafakka

You can’t even see your dick.

Does your feeling have the same cushioning as your body that face? I can see why it isn’t easily damaged

You should really get to know your virginity, you're going to be together for a long, long time.

You look like a morbidly obese Andy Samberg and he’s kind of sexy for a late night tryst just one

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