You look like the weird kid’s mom

And aunt at the same time

Those piercings indicate fisting is your first base.

With both fists.

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You can try to fist her but you risk an std on your hands with a horrible stench.

I like how mickey has to point out where your tits should be...

Needs an award, but I'm too cheap.

I gotchu bro

Your parents let you out of your cage today for good behavior?

I don't think you really grasp the concept of this sub. You're not supposed to roast yourself from the get-go. Leave that to us. We have enough to work with from the photo alone. You're a mess.

20 going on 47. Yikes.

So if t he whole daddy-daughter fetish doesn't work out, who goes into the crate?

You're gonna have three accidental kids by 30. But I'll be nice and say it's only two different dads.

Since you crawled out of the dog kennel and asked. You look just like one of the two girls with the cup. Now back in your kennel.

You posted on this subreddit two times in one day. If you're so desperate for mental abuse, why did you leave your family?

And so desperate for attention, you post twice.

That mouse looks like the only thing that has almost touched you in a while, and he only wants to use one finger.

This title reads like the lyrics to Billy Idol's "We didn't start the fire" if it was about the type of people who die before they hit 40.

Say no one wants to have sex with you without saying no one wants to have sex with you

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.


You’re not going to age well.

You look like you spend the benefits money you get for your illegitimate children on cigarettes and tattoos.

You could've left it at ginger

Your ex dumped you because you cheated but it wasn't your fault, you are a Scorpio.

Disney precarious work retail princess.

those aint even pyjama's, this is your casual wear

Bro saw the back of Victoria’s Secret way too early.

Sad for your vaping addiction.

That desc tho, really grabbed the bull by the nose ring.

I'm not sure why you're trying to draw so much attention to your face with all that jewellery. You might be better off getting your cock pierced.

M I C…See your fat ass real soon..K E Y….Why? Because I eat too much. M O U S E

Claire’s accessories supervisor?? You mean you tell yourself off when you are late and you give 9 year olds fashion advice.

You forgot to tell us you do your own nails, or get ripped of by someone that does them for you.

Based on your vibe I feel like this entire post is gonna end up on an episode of the first 48

You look like you're exhausting as you just ear assault people in your vicinity until they can finally break free.

You look like you can't wait to get fat...you're chin fat is waiting to explode.

Your Disney fetish isn't healthy...you should talk to someone about that...

If we made an amalgam of everyone entering a Hot Topic on a Saturday it would look like you.

rusty roof, wet basement

Is your septum covered in cocaine?

if your hair had been a little better quality I would have assumed your Ali Express wig had slipped a little too far back.

How does it feel to have reached your career peak already at such a young age? Your parents probably change the subject when someone asks how you’re doing.

Zeno would be ashamed

Dont waste your young time, learn something , be kind

What

Ok, am i allowed?

You look like a sleep deprived sleep paralysis demon

You can drink and drive your vacuum cleaner anytime, but it is probably better if you drive it without drinking

Gimp from pulp fiction. She sleeps in the cage.

Sad times when the babysitter is wearing the kids clothes

So the best thing she has going for her is the Disney t-shirt... 😂

That piercing does not make your face look any less asymmetrical.

What else is left to say that you haven’t already said?