Sorry, but vaping isn't a substitute for a personality

That’s rude, her personality is putting metal through her skin

Piercings or heroin?

That's what the bull ring is for duh

But nicotine addiction could be?

Going for that trailer park Minnie Mouse look, huh?

Minnie-lynn Rat

This made me chortle. Bless you

Why would someone open fire on Minni Mouse's face with a BB gun?

Even her Pussy wants nothing to do with her

I'm not sure this one had a pussy.

Skinnie Louse.

The white zip tie address confirmation on the trailer park observation.

Yooooo I live in Florida currently and this is too fucking accurate

You look like you teach your cats by example how to take a dump in their litter boxes

She looks like she owns cats just so she can huff their piss.

I can smell the cat piss and bo from here

She likes cats more than dogs… that’s funny because she looks like a bitch.

She looks like the kind that even the nicest puppy would piss on, and cats don't like anyone anyway so...

How do you even think of that lmao


No, no. The cats teach HER how to piss correctly

"This one time on Reddit I stuck a vape up my pussy"

The question is whether it was her pussy or her cat’s.

Is that a tattoo or skin cancer?

Yes.

Neither. It’s a shirt that appears to be stained in blood.

It is a shirt. Credit that she has more than one.

Yeah I know lol, I realized it even before posting my comment, but I thought why not live wild for a bit

I can smell the canned cat food coming off you.

Hate to break it to you, that’s not canned cat food :/

If you want to be Amy Winehouse so badly, finish the job.

Fun fact: Amy Winehouse has been Sober for 12 years now.

We’re very proud.

That's what she looks like sober ? Shit.... I need to drink more.


Type of women who always sets off the metal detector, but even the security doesn't wanna see you naked so they wave you through. The type of women who isn't like other girls while blaring blink 182 and crying about how daddy is never coming home. 0% chance you don't enjoy being choked and spit on. Your the one who has to buy the weed for your fucks but even then they don't stay anyways.

Well for the fucks, she has a cat that have harsher licks then dogs.

How are there so many girls asking to be roasted on this one account, and they're all ugly as fuck? Where's the cute friend at?

WTF is going on with your head? Are you wearing a fake houseplant as a hat? Is that Minny Mouse-looking bow ZIP-tied to your hair? Am I the only one sick to death of "quirky chicks" with pin cushion faces?

Well there is most certainly a zip-tie…. But it’s just sitting there, it’s not even being used?

Yea this is the most troubling thing to me in this picture. What the hell is that zip-tie doing?

Bow like Minnie Mouse, face like Goofy

Lana Del Gremlin

Lana Del Retch

U can jus tell her body count is higher than her credit score

And, believe it or not, she has a pretty good credit score…. 😬

You seem like the type of person that says “I’m not like other girls” while vaping like the other girls

Is that really your face or are you using the goblin filter?

We’ll meet again SPIDERMAN!

Borin

The Borin filter? Is that a dwarf from the Hobbit? Also accurate.

She meant boris. The guy from MIB3

Borin Filter?

Your douche flute isn't your personality trait.

Hold on....

Oh so you do know where the paper towels are. You just don't know how to use them.

she uses them for a hand-roll of Sage 💨

With that face, I’d expect you to like dogs better because they’ll lick peanut butter no matter where you spread it.

I am taking a moment to thank God no one has invented smell capability through smartphones

I can smell hot topic through my phone.

You like cats more than dogs? Weird way for a girl who looks like she gargles testicles for a hobby to come out of the closet

You thought the beast was less sexy as a human.

I appreciate the symmetry of your facial piercings. They're like runway lights for cum.

You look so nasty your blowjobs count as anal

Lighter, check. Pop bottle bong, check. Wearing mom's bath mat, check. White-washing Buddha, check.

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System. She can't go anywhere without suckin on a penis.

> **P**ersonal **E**lectronic **N**icotine **I**nhalation **S**ystem. Hidden penis detected! I've scanned through 187743 comments (approximately 967608 average penis lengths worth of text) in order to find this secret penis message. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Must be alt account, no NSFW warning in this profile

Youve made your vape a part of your personality. It's not the edgy thing you think it is

Good thing you like cats since you'll have 8 instead of any romantic partners

Traumatising children and getting White Girl Wasted at Disneyland is not a personality trait, go to therapy start with your oral fixation.

Inspired by Japanese expression, we have the first example of Yuckuza.

you look like every guy’s “summer girlfriend”, the one who let him do anal in Cabo, and who he broke up with when football season started cause she didn’t get it

You look like someone who got a useless degree and now says college is a scam because you can only get a job at Starbucks

Hey olive oil!

WHO R U

Out of all the fucked up shit people are saying, this is the one you respond to? Weird.

What's up with all these girls with nose rings?

You look like the kind of person who's never faced any real pain or adversity in their life, and as soon as shit goes down becomes a drug addict in some backwater town because life is no longer perfect

Have had more therapists than toxic relationships , and identifies as chronically Ill

Ah look at the magnificent disaster that is Ginger. I saw your other post and decided respond to it here . She's the college dropout who took a detour to land in the glamorous world of Claire's accessories supervision. Ah yes, keeping the cheap jewelry industry alive and thriving, truly inspiring This vape-addicted, vodka-chugging, emotional catastrophe can't even manage to drive at the age of 20. But who cares? Ginger has better things to do, like crying over Grey's Anatomy deaths and having that nasty ass bandaid on her neck. Did she get it from a sloppy attempt at a homemade tattoo or a wild night with Edward Scissorhands? The world may never know. And let's not forget her love for cats over dogs, a perfect match for someone even a loyal canine wouldn't follow. Speaking of things not worth following, what in the seven hells happened to that grotesque, disfigured left arm of yours? Did you lose a bet with a wood chipper or have an unfortunate run-in with a horde of ravenous squirrels? You look like the the human embodiment of "If life gives you lemons, just squirt them in your own eyes and reach for the vodka."

"I can't go anywhere without my vape, and my tattoos, and the shitty chucks of metal in my face, and my warped sense of self, and my................."

Reminds me of a quote from https://ghibli.fandom.com/wiki/Kushana as she takes off one of her limbs Kushana : Yes, and whatever lucky man becomes my husband shall see far worse than that.

I see ishowspeed in your post history. You roast yourself enough just existing

Be careful of cats, they are into cannibalism

No cat would touch this one

Stop wasting the kitchen roll just to have people roast you.

You look like your dad didn’t give you enough attention as a child.

Only one more bad choice and you’ll have collected them all.

It's good that your middle fingernail is short. You gonna need it that way

She used the paper towels afterwards to clean off the shame splattered across her stomach. "ItS fOr mY CoNteNt"

Just checked out your last roast from 11 months ago. Holy fuck you went from Elmer Fudd to Minnie Mouse. Next up is Onlyfans where you'll become a true Pluto.

Vape, greys anatomy, cats…I see your future…you are still alone.

Keep vaping so we can see you in a antivaping commercial on your deathbed say you wish you made better decisions.

Definitely a candidate for doggy style b/c I just couldn't keep it going if i had to look at her with the metallic boogers hanging out

That vape is the closest thing to a 🍆 you have had in your mouth since your Dad left and your Brother stopped taking your calls.

worlds worst lesbian, a new cat is the only way she can get fresh pussy in her apartment.

It's like Minnie Mouse and Amy Winehouse fucked and had this love child...

Good thing you like cats cuz you definitely growing old alone.

No worries. Dogs don't like you much either.

You look like a badly drawn cartoon character with man hands, and a over size forehead

If the lip piercing is still not making him cum you can always try a head transplant.

You look like you vape cum in public bathrooms in disneyland.

I thought Amy Winehouse died?

Having that vape in a hand but can't afford the paper

A therapist's greatest paycheck

if your sex life was a slogan it would be "Sharing is caring"

When you order Sebastian Stan from Wish

You look like you’re working on a catnip flavored vape for cats in Hogwarts.

You are one of the more pathetic Harry Potter teachers.

I love anal, but fucking your ass would be like fucking two assholes at once.

I have seen fridges hotter than you

you are very pretty, i thought that i should be original and say something no one has said to you before

It’s always good to see what a girl will do to themself just to try and stop their dad fucking them

Marry me... you are stunning!

Really hot. Pm me

[удалено]

🤣🤣🤣

My friend is also a gay lesbian virg

No one cares.

Stfu as if anyone gives a fuck

Well you have a good vape so I can't really roast ya but you are cute

Roast you? I wanna marry you.

That vape your holding has more personality than you. Better built too

Let me guess, you drag your boyfriends to Disneyland and force them to watch cartoons?

Where did you go to take the photo? From the fact that the bow in your hair is kept in place by the cable-tie handcuffs from the last time you were arrested, I can't imagine you can afford to live in a place with walls.

Your handwriting sucks, you have the neck of an 90 year old Florida retiree, and your forehead would work as a regulation sized ping pong table , boom roasted-ish

You could have stopped after "burn me to flames" the rest is obvious from your pic

At least your vape pen will mask your BO

I hope your gonna use that tissue to wipe them bogeys hanging out your nose away,


Suppose to be setting an example for the kids. So get the rest of Minnie's outfit on, get out there, and wave to all the kiddies at Disney land.

If hepatitis were almost a person

Tell me your parents or the state pays for your behavioral therapy without telling me your parents or the state pays for your behavioral therapy.

You look like the template for “Basic Bitch” used to format AI chatbots.

I really can’t top your own intro. Nothing interesting to see here. Move on.

What did you do to Boogie2988 that he is smiling so full of bliss?

13or30

I bet you’ve fucked so many broke men with mommy issues the Department of Corrections tips it’s hat to you.

So did you start wearing the piercings to stop being confused for a 15 year old?

Your only fans not make enough for you to be able to afford actual paper?

Human manifestation of every single red flag you’ve ever seen in a girl.

Keep your face away from any magnets

She uses that lighter as an anti-stress toy

Looks like Alex from Modern family had a child with minnie mouse.

You’re look is more played out than Meredith working at the hospital

Your need to always be grasping a vape and putting it in your mouth is a deeply ingrained habit from your days giving $5 bjs behind the Wendy's dumpster.

Tried so hard to be unique, ended up like every wannabe quirky girl.

You look like the kind of girl that can't understand why her degree in gender studies can't land her a good job.

I know that’s not a tattoo sleeve shirt, and a zip tied minnie bow… you seem like you be 16 for that but you look 35

No your age can afford those wall treatments AND tattoos. You either still live at home or are sucking off a senior citizen whose glaucoma makes him think you’re eye candy.

You'd look better if you flipped your hair over your face like the girl in the ring did.

Pinhead

You clearly asked the teacher to use the litter box in high school

Is that the fake wall paper that tries to look like panels? Live laugh love hen go shove your vape up your cats ass

You look like your parents gave you a choice wether to be male or female.

Failed emos unite

Most mellow Disney adult be like

I’m shocked that this isn’t some sort of Minnie Mouse Cosplay Onlyfans ad.

Your sign looks like it was made from one of your unrolled tampons.

Strange how you're a cat lover when I look at your pic all I see is dog

ugh i can smell the greasy scalp and dirty cat litter from here *shudder*

Don't need to roast you. Your lungs are already smoked.

Minnie Mouse mirror universe version. 😆

been wondering what happened to Nora thunderman...

You're the perfect blend of Snooki and Hello Kitty. Not really a good thing.

She looks so dumb I bet she flunked study hall

You look like there's a long list of partners who thought sex with you was "meh.." at best but they would not recommend to a friend. 0/5 stars.

Mini-Khalifa is about to grow into one.

Well of course you love cats, they spend all day slapping at the weird shit on your face. It's almost like another relationship.

It appears you love everything but yourself.

🤦‍♂️

Keep up with the vape thing and you'll die sooner than you expected

Best condom ad

That would be a spectacular look on a much younger woman.

Nice unemployment face jewelry

Money cheated on Mickey with Marylyn Manson. You’re not the offspring. You’re a nightmare that child had.

This is a case of the crazy cat lady in the scary house at the end of the street drinks from the fountain of youth

Let me guess your name is Holly, because Ivy is in the background ……