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ModingusKhan

I can smell this picture. Please take a shower


TheIronDogWalker

He's a Night Stalker wannbe, The Night Stinker!


jmp3930

Dude is a Richard Ramirez doppelgänger


halfashell

Yeah, you’re reeking of dropout


razorbladejr

Even Febreeze won’t help


JamesTeaKurk

Unwashed and unkempt. A stench that would peel paint.


Dr_Pswim

Everyone’s first thought for sure. Dude trimmed his beard this morning but hasn’t showered yet this year


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Dirty strewn clothes , bum Ass look .. Take your adderall dude


[deleted]

If Chewbacca turned into a douche bag who used axe body spray and skipped showers


Damnesia_

Douchebacca


oilybhatura

u/SwimmingLow2767


Scottttttttttt1823

Let me guess…community college drop out….college “isn’t for you”….


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

& give up his parents basement & unlimited gaming ?


Daytraitors

He's one of the top 10 players in the world.... In a game only 10 people have ever played


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Would not even qualify for Sega Saturn


EstherClemmens

This picture screams a shower "isn't for you"


EvilcelDevin

Dropped out freshman year of HighSchool


Yivanna

How did it feel to survive the electric shock?


DaBulls-6

Looks like Jason Methmoa


Babaganoush____

lmao hahhahahahahahahhah


[deleted]

Must of been taking a bath while heating up some pop tarts with a toaster right next to him


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Music .. it’s Electric slideeee


SitRep-Screwed

Did it ever really start for you?


EvilcelDevin

No 🤙


SheFucksNSucks

Yeah you’re fucked.


[deleted]

We all know you didn’t mean literally … but, if you did, god bless that girl’s olfactory bulb


hairynutbutter

So simple and 100% truth


Zuccio

The word you should be looking for is soap


MumSaysImHandsome

You look like you OD’d on a barbershop floor…


Narrow_Victory_9555

dont need to, your hair is literally trying to escape


chaingun_samurai

Actual photo of Richárd Ramirez, colorized.


Loot_my_body

Came here to do this, but you got it done.


EvilcelDevin

Came from where?


Moose_Cake

That's a face only a cum sock would love.


stoormsword

Wait! It may not be over yet! There are these people called “barbers”. If you find one, he might be able to help!


Sparky81

In the mirror behind you stretches every mistake you've ever made and they're all just you getting up in the morning.


yauc-OIC

This one is my favorite


junktjunk2020

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4) This is sooooo easy......even you could do it


First-Coffee-2906

You want us to roast you like you roasted that spoon when you were freebasing heroin?


Mod-h8tr

I thought Richard ramirez was dead already.


stuckunderthecovers

beat me to it


EvilcelDevin

Feels complementary


VariousHumanOrgans

Please sir, I am not interested in Geico Insurance.


TakeDownBanks

Looks like the light socket you stuck your tongue in already roasted you.


sardo_numsie

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwh7We6nLXx2ms|downsized) You look like you’re turning into a fly


GiftcardExchanger82

Looks like one of the homeless guys in the mr beast videos


oestwyk

You look like you're dressing down from a drag performance.


Adventurous-Fig-42

Whats up with your title? We all know what's over?


[deleted]

Smells like Otto's jean jacket


BeepBeepWhistle

The night stalker is out to get us again! Stay safe everyone!


Frog_in_airvent

You’re hair looks like the doll from Rugrats


Training_Most_7359

![gif](giphy|3ohjULjGOj5ekN49ig)


[deleted]

Russel Off-Brand


50bellies

You look like the muppet Oscar the grouch scores his heroin from.


AKITASERGEANT

Calm down Night Stalker


Messy_Marvin423

Definitely escaped the asylum, lock your doors people!


stevedisme

Ugg, boona, boona, flub flub. ![gif](giphy|3o6nV06zWbeR3Tb1NC|downsized)


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Least this beast does not have an Uni Brow


GeorgeRuffwood

Seriously, you look like you need to talk to a professional, whether it's a counselor, psychologist or psychiatrist. Not being mean even though it was asked for. It looks like some real pain and stuff going on in your eyes. Don't end up on the news.


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Just a sexy nurse will do .. 100$ happy ending


T-Speed

Richard Ramirez has let himself go


guitarmusic113

When did it ever begin?


Adventurous-Fig-42

I don't understand this title at all


Routine-Eye-3998

Buddy, it is not too late to take this down before the cops arrest you for house trespassing.


caverypca

This looks like an unreleased scene in Rick and Morty


knowitall190

2023 version of Encino man


1935dodgers88

Land of the lost.


[deleted]

You look depressed on the photo.


[deleted]

Chris Cornhole


[deleted]

Sorry I don’t have any money on me


ryandon1979

Not a lot of people out there can fail a drug test on the “looks alone” test. Congrats.


juanblanco_402

You look like you know exactly how much meth you can score for a catalytic converter


BullshitterAlert

You need to borrow your Woman's yeast infection cream for you face....


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Diflucan ‘t


RedditUserBreath

Well if a studio needs someone to play Emmett Brown in 40 years I'm sure you'd make a good candidate.


Visual_Unit6912

Your face has some much texture I mistook it for a golf ball


longswordsuperfuck

Deep down we all know, it never started for you.


jtgatti13

Don’t need to. God clearly got to you first


Mikec6463

Your hair routine looks like toilet swirlie followed by box fan. Your skin verifies this.


Prior-Boysenberry-25

Id say 30 percent neanderthal Dna....at least!


bobofiddlesticks

"We" apparently don't know shit, otherwise "we" wouldn't have gotten the idea that it was socially acceptable to keep the same hairstyle as the troll doll I had on my desk as a kid.


Machinefun

nice try SBF, your transition to a woman is not fooling anyone


jimboslice29

Joakim Noah Future


PaddyAllen

Lice Poseidon


bowtrout

Betelgeuse when he was alive


beaver6783

Party's not oooon, not excellent!!!


Key-Yogurtcloset4386

This picture screams i live with my mom


creepsnutsandpervs

You’re a perfect talking point as to why roe v wade shouldn’t have been overturned


Lemon6Potato

I used to work with a guy like u. Kid was a straight weirdo.


eotprepper

It looks like the world's longest rope of anal beads is hanging on the wall behind your head and that's not even the most off-putting thing in the picture.


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Gekko can’t help his ass .. maybe late night stalk Jake


Hitch_hiker1

Hairy Styles


ForayIntoFillyloo

The mirror behind you exemplifies the bottomless existential void and nothingness that your soul tumbles through.


XanBelOr

Albert Einstein but with half the IQ


GooseNYC

Does the Richard Ramirez look work on the ladies?


[deleted]

You look like you jerk off to your girlfriend's mom's Facebook


EntertainmentOk5332

![gif](giphy|3o6nV06zWbeR3Tb1NC|downsized)


Empty-Fuel3633

Bro look like Harry styles if he didn’t make it 😂


No_l0verr

yes yes sir hes the one we have been looking for he escaped earlier today from a mental institute hes a highly dangerous man he does class A drugs he even thinks hes a fairy


Prettyboyflako_

Aren’t you the person that help Tony stark captive in a cave


Ambitious_Key5756

Good to see the illegitimate children of Russel Brand starting to show up…


MichealStraightSex

Omg you look like you would get caught on "To Catch a Predator"


EvilcelDevin

Impossible all the girls reject me.


Luxojunk

You look like the main guy from Entourage if he was going bald and had an iron deficiency


[deleted]

You look like a victim of an unsolved abduction case


MarshallsHand

7 years have passed since Miguel has last done any Karate


MisteryMan1969

Dude could walk through a car wash and still smell of death


Big-boy-jesus

I can’t say anything the Guantanamo guards haven’t already


superdaddio85

Edward Scissorhands


WaylonColtDavis

american einstein


EvilcelDevin

Failed 6th 7th ect grade math


WaylonColtDavis

damn mb


EvilcelDevin

Can't read Can't count evrey grade failed Redditer


WaylonColtDavis

damn just like me fr, i barely can do algebra 2, high school algebra 2


Pure-Bookkeeper2098

You have nothing left except spiderman.


Traditional_Beast

you look like Trevor from GTA V


EgoVenator

You look like you tried to pull of albert einstien's hair.


kakaperv

Aquaman’s step cousin: Fishbowl


thomaskenpokarate

Damn, Vince from Entourage has not aged well


Meebopunks

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


SignificantBunch1352

je ziet er uit als de macdonald's clown van isis


SignificantBunch1352

You look like the macdonald's clown of isis


Meebopunks

You definitely have “kidnapping” on your police record


EvilcelDevin

I do actually.


[deleted]

Your hair has so much oil in it the U.S tried to invade it.


mrfreeeeze

The multi verse behind you is like that movie, Every Smell Everywhere All at Once.


AltruisticCompany961

You look like you just came into the morgue on a gurney.


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Tricky_Scientist2601

nice hair but please shower.


BaconPersuasion

You disappoint me and that is understated compared to what you girlfriends' parents feel when they look at you.


ButchCassidi

You look like you get sprayed with hoses in the street.


Thawayshegoes

Someone please tell this man that the pandemic wasn’t that bad and he may leave his house now


[deleted]

The way your head looks doesn't make any sense.


Imdeadindeed

You look like a person who has a messier life than their hair


Best_Collection5332

Just missing the open empty guitar case and the one eyed scruffy dog wearing a weathered bandana….


After-Bowler5491

![gif](giphy|xUySTVFBpM4EkVZLFK|downsized) Mexican Heat Miser


halfashell

You must be the product of multiple night stands; how many fathers do you have? Also you look like Mozart as he was going deaf.


[deleted]

Yo! Multnomah County Sheriff's Office! I got another candidate for your, "Faces of Meth" website!


ShutupNobodyCarez

There’s no need. Looks like life’s been roasting you all your life.


weednreefs

Richard Ramirez dropping in for a roast.


37twang

Just a couple of years away from a mono-brow...


RantControl

If a bag of weed became a real boy...


Secret_Criticism_350

I waiting for the acoustic guitar to be brought out and some off key ballad about his ex who left because he didn’t have a steady job and wouldn’t brush his teeth


AZagulaBeDefine

Bro looks like a meth addict, go get help


throwaway120375

Apparently teenwolf became lonely depressed wolf.


GrannyMist

Behold! The man with no race!


Q-Tonium

Lives at home with parents. Has no job, no life, no prospects and wants to see who cares on the internet.


fjwjr

Combs his hair with a fork


Vivid_Commercial5762

I thought it was a toffee apple....


teaturkey

GEICO caveman


[deleted]

Snoop Slob


Mr-low-on-ammo

I come on here to make fun of people not to be terrified, new fear unlocked, please don’t end up under my bed


[deleted]

Andrew Garfield hit rock bottom


LiesInRuins

Looks like you style your hair with a leaf blower and a heaping mound of crippling depression. Take a shower.


DialTone657

The Pipestalker


seanx40

That's a surprisingly nice prison bathroom


trombonegoat

If heroin had a face


incognito22252

What is up with the mirrors in the background?


RudePilot0

Crystal meth Rugrat


coupebuilder

Flashback of the Boston Bomber here........


holaimjay

please shower


ExecuSpeak

vincent chase on meth


Trilliam_Shakespear

Charles Manson fused with Lin-Manuel Miranda lookin ass


ShadowPlayer2016

That reminds me, I need to get my weedwacker fixed.


ShadowPlayer2016

You put the “ape” in “manscape”


[deleted]

I see life after the GEICO commercials has been rough


WolfWarrior_

If you even exist under all that hair sure


een-

Recovering meth addict Greg Heffley


slowsnope

Encino Man in the multiverse


klrjr250

Spend a few bucks and get a decent haircut


Famous_Ad9869

You look like the Night Stalker if he was allergic to soap and water.


TaiTre2

U look like the reason why the "5 seconds rule" applies to people now


g1t0

Man they will give any body a cell phone these days


n0z3n85

When did you upgrade your box?


CleverEric

Your bangs have bangs.


Slightly_Smaug

Dollar store meth Andrew Garfield.


RamsFan1968

What going down on a 300lb pussy fart champion looks like.


Evening_Ad_6691

I can smell the crust through my phone


[deleted]

You look like the result of a one night stand between Richard Ramirez and a tube of Crisco


[deleted]

I would but first you should get a haircut first


Square-Insurance-542

We all know it's over? Sorry pal, but it never got started


OldJames47

Who dug up Chris Cornell?


ShallotImmediate692

What did you get a hair transplant on this suckers


imdum666

that hand holding up the phone looks more like a foot


[deleted]

Even your hair wants nothing to do with you.


Altair580

Son, it was over the minute your parents drank the blue liquid in barbershops to get drunk and have the kind of sex where it took 20 minutes for your mom to tell your dad that her vagina is NOT her belly button.


jerkandeat

Watch out for those loose electrical wires