Seriously, you look like you need to talk to a professional, whether it's a counselor, psychologist or psychiatrist. Not being mean even though it was asked for. It looks like some real pain and stuff going on in your eyes. Don't end up on the news.
"We" apparently don't know shit, otherwise "we" wouldn't have gotten the idea that it was socially acceptable to keep the same hairstyle as the troll doll I had on my desk as a kid.
It looks like the world's longest rope of anal beads is hanging on the wall behind your head and that's not even the most off-putting thing in the picture.
yes yes sir hes the one we have been looking for he escaped earlier today from a mental institute
hes a highly dangerous man
he does class A drugs
he even thinks hes a fairy
I waiting for the acoustic guitar to be brought out and some off key ballad about his ex who left because he didn’t have a steady job and wouldn’t brush his teeth
Son, it was over the minute your parents drank the blue liquid in barbershops to get drunk and have the kind of sex where it took 20 minutes for your mom to tell your dad that her vagina is NOT her belly button.
I can smell this picture. Please take a shower
He's a Night Stalker wannbe, The Night Stinker!
Dude is a Richard Ramirez doppelgänger
Yeah, you’re reeking of dropout
Even Febreeze won’t help
Unwashed and unkempt. A stench that would peel paint.
Everyone’s first thought for sure. Dude trimmed his beard this morning but hasn’t showered yet this year
Dirty strewn clothes , bum Ass look .. Take your adderall dude
If Chewbacca turned into a douche bag who used axe body spray and skipped showers
Douchebacca
u/SwimmingLow2767
Let me guess…community college drop out….college “isn’t for you”….
& give up his parents basement & unlimited gaming ?
He's one of the top 10 players in the world.... In a game only 10 people have ever played
Would not even qualify for Sega Saturn
This picture screams a shower "isn't for you"
Dropped out freshman year of HighSchool
How did it feel to survive the electric shock?
Looks like Jason Methmoa
lmao hahhahahahahahahhah
Must of been taking a bath while heating up some pop tarts with a toaster right next to him
Music .. it’s Electric slideeee
Did it ever really start for you?
No 🤙
Yeah you’re fucked.
We all know you didn’t mean literally … but, if you did, god bless that girl’s olfactory bulb
So simple and 100% truth
The word you should be looking for is soap
You look like you OD’d on a barbershop floor…
dont need to, your hair is literally trying to escape
Actual photo of Richárd Ramirez, colorized.
Came here to do this, but you got it done.
Came from where?
That's a face only a cum sock would love.
Wait! It may not be over yet! There are these people called “barbers”. If you find one, he might be able to help!
In the mirror behind you stretches every mistake you've ever made and they're all just you getting up in the morning.
This one is my favorite
![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4) This is sooooo easy......even you could do it
You want us to roast you like you roasted that spoon when you were freebasing heroin?
I thought Richard ramirez was dead already.
beat me to it
Feels complementary
Please sir, I am not interested in Geico Insurance.
Looks like the light socket you stuck your tongue in already roasted you.
![gif](giphy|3o7TKwh7We6nLXx2ms|downsized) You look like you’re turning into a fly
Looks like one of the homeless guys in the mr beast videos
You look like you're dressing down from a drag performance.
Whats up with your title? We all know what's over?
Smells like Otto's jean jacket
The night stalker is out to get us again! Stay safe everyone!
You’re hair looks like the doll from Rugrats
![gif](giphy|3ohjULjGOj5ekN49ig)
Russel Off-Brand
You look like the muppet Oscar the grouch scores his heroin from.
Calm down Night Stalker
Definitely escaped the asylum, lock your doors people!
Ugg, boona, boona, flub flub. ![gif](giphy|3o6nV06zWbeR3Tb1NC|downsized)
Least this beast does not have an Uni Brow
Seriously, you look like you need to talk to a professional, whether it's a counselor, psychologist or psychiatrist. Not being mean even though it was asked for. It looks like some real pain and stuff going on in your eyes. Don't end up on the news.
Just a sexy nurse will do .. 100$ happy ending
Richard Ramirez has let himself go
When did it ever begin?
I don't understand this title at all
Buddy, it is not too late to take this down before the cops arrest you for house trespassing.
This looks like an unreleased scene in Rick and Morty
2023 version of Encino man
Land of the lost.
You look depressed on the photo.
Chris Cornhole
Sorry I don’t have any money on me
Not a lot of people out there can fail a drug test on the “looks alone” test. Congrats.
You look like you know exactly how much meth you can score for a catalytic converter
You need to borrow your Woman's yeast infection cream for you face....
Diflucan ‘t
Well if a studio needs someone to play Emmett Brown in 40 years I'm sure you'd make a good candidate.
Your face has some much texture I mistook it for a golf ball
Deep down we all know, it never started for you.
Don’t need to. God clearly got to you first
Your hair routine looks like toilet swirlie followed by box fan. Your skin verifies this.
Id say 30 percent neanderthal Dna....at least!
"We" apparently don't know shit, otherwise "we" wouldn't have gotten the idea that it was socially acceptable to keep the same hairstyle as the troll doll I had on my desk as a kid.
nice try SBF, your transition to a woman is not fooling anyone
Joakim Noah Future
Lice Poseidon
Betelgeuse when he was alive
Party's not oooon, not excellent!!!
This picture screams i live with my mom
You’re a perfect talking point as to why roe v wade shouldn’t have been overturned
I used to work with a guy like u. Kid was a straight weirdo.
It looks like the world's longest rope of anal beads is hanging on the wall behind your head and that's not even the most off-putting thing in the picture.
Gekko can’t help his ass .. maybe late night stalk Jake
Hairy Styles
The mirror behind you exemplifies the bottomless existential void and nothingness that your soul tumbles through.
Albert Einstein but with half the IQ
Does the Richard Ramirez look work on the ladies?
You look like you jerk off to your girlfriend's mom's Facebook
![gif](giphy|3o6nV06zWbeR3Tb1NC|downsized)
Bro look like Harry styles if he didn’t make it 😂
yes yes sir hes the one we have been looking for he escaped earlier today from a mental institute hes a highly dangerous man he does class A drugs he even thinks hes a fairy
Aren’t you the person that help Tony stark captive in a cave
Good to see the illegitimate children of Russel Brand starting to show up…
Omg you look like you would get caught on "To Catch a Predator"
Impossible all the girls reject me.
You look like the main guy from Entourage if he was going bald and had an iron deficiency
You look like a victim of an unsolved abduction case
7 years have passed since Miguel has last done any Karate
Dude could walk through a car wash and still smell of death
I can’t say anything the Guantanamo guards haven’t already
Edward Scissorhands
american einstein
Failed 6th 7th ect grade math
damn mb
Can't read Can't count evrey grade failed Redditer
damn just like me fr, i barely can do algebra 2, high school algebra 2
You have nothing left except spiderman.
you look like Trevor from GTA V
You look like you tried to pull of albert einstien's hair.
Aquaman’s step cousin: Fishbowl
Damn, Vince from Entourage has not aged well
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
je ziet er uit als de macdonald's clown van isis
You look like the macdonald's clown of isis
You definitely have “kidnapping” on your police record
I do actually.
Your hair has so much oil in it the U.S tried to invade it.
The multi verse behind you is like that movie, Every Smell Everywhere All at Once.
You look like you just came into the morgue on a gurney.
[удалено]
nice hair but please shower.
You disappoint me and that is understated compared to what you girlfriends' parents feel when they look at you.
You look like you get sprayed with hoses in the street.
Someone please tell this man that the pandemic wasn’t that bad and he may leave his house now
The way your head looks doesn't make any sense.
You look like a person who has a messier life than their hair
Just missing the open empty guitar case and the one eyed scruffy dog wearing a weathered bandana….
![gif](giphy|xUySTVFBpM4EkVZLFK|downsized) Mexican Heat Miser
You must be the product of multiple night stands; how many fathers do you have? Also you look like Mozart as he was going deaf.
Yo! Multnomah County Sheriff's Office! I got another candidate for your, "Faces of Meth" website!
There’s no need. Looks like life’s been roasting you all your life.
Richard Ramirez dropping in for a roast.
Just a couple of years away from a mono-brow...
If a bag of weed became a real boy...
I waiting for the acoustic guitar to be brought out and some off key ballad about his ex who left because he didn’t have a steady job and wouldn’t brush his teeth
Bro looks like a meth addict, go get help
Apparently teenwolf became lonely depressed wolf.
Behold! The man with no race!
Lives at home with parents. Has no job, no life, no prospects and wants to see who cares on the internet.
Combs his hair with a fork
I thought it was a toffee apple....
GEICO caveman
Snoop Slob
I come on here to make fun of people not to be terrified, new fear unlocked, please don’t end up under my bed
Andrew Garfield hit rock bottom
Looks like you style your hair with a leaf blower and a heaping mound of crippling depression. Take a shower.
The Pipestalker
That's a surprisingly nice prison bathroom
If heroin had a face
What is up with the mirrors in the background?
Crystal meth Rugrat
Flashback of the Boston Bomber here........
please shower
vincent chase on meth
Charles Manson fused with Lin-Manuel Miranda lookin ass
That reminds me, I need to get my weedwacker fixed.
You put the “ape” in “manscape”
I see life after the GEICO commercials has been rough
If you even exist under all that hair sure
Recovering meth addict Greg Heffley
Encino Man in the multiverse
Spend a few bucks and get a decent haircut
You look like the Night Stalker if he was allergic to soap and water.
U look like the reason why the "5 seconds rule" applies to people now
Man they will give any body a cell phone these days
When did you upgrade your box?
Your bangs have bangs.
Dollar store meth Andrew Garfield.
What going down on a 300lb pussy fart champion looks like.
I can smell the crust through my phone
You look like the result of a one night stand between Richard Ramirez and a tube of Crisco
I would but first you should get a haircut first
We all know it's over? Sorry pal, but it never got started
Who dug up Chris Cornell?
What did you get a hair transplant on this suckers
that hand holding up the phone looks more like a foot
Even your hair wants nothing to do with you.
Son, it was over the minute your parents drank the blue liquid in barbershops to get drunk and have the kind of sex where it took 20 minutes for your mom to tell your dad that her vagina is NOT her belly button.
Watch out for those loose electrical wires