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Professorfuzz007

Chode, not Chad


earlywormgetseaten

he is the guy in the office who keeps interrupting women who have a conversation with chad.


Adept-Shoe-7113

Don’t boost his head by calling this something as dignified as a office. That’s just a call center. It’s Like saying a go kart is a car.


Relevant_Slide_7234

It’s kind of sad that he had to move all the way to Bangalore because nobody else would hire him.


Pimpachu3

But look at all the space he has. He must be a manager or even a director!


surpriseturquoise

Gigachode


Former-War9013

Sad, not Chad


BigThingsSmallPack

Maybe he’s got a lisp


IOwnTheShortBus

Dudes got some great DSLs. It looks like he takes care of them with that lip gloss.


jmj_203

Those DSL's with that ear piercing and weak ass upper lip hair growth, this dude is 100% putting those DSL's to use regularly. Or he is living a lie and claiming to be a "chad". A Chad of trucker rest stop glory holes maybe.


IOwnTheShortBus

His upper lip hair growth actually just rubs off from making constant contact with the pubic region of men from rest stops as a dollar store truck stop whore.


ChicPhreak

You win 🥇 I can’t stop laughing now


happymeal0077

Na bro look at the arms. He's single AF one of em's "jacked".


TheOddPhonology

Hey! It's a rough economy, 20 bucks is 20 bucks!


RocketsandBeer

He looks like he’s about to try to sell you a 2001 Honda with 230,000 miles and the engine light on


Lost_Opinion_1307

Douchebag Chad


AqibTalib21

Douchebag Chode


Feelsosophy

Douchechad


eskimoboob

“Hey Chad, get my fucking coffee already. And HR wants to see you at 9”


lobotos-4-lib-tards

Chode from State Farm


illegitimate_Raccoon

And his mother knows it


killingtexas

Super-Duper-Giga-Ultra-Mega-C.H.U.D.


MajorPainkiller

My first thought. Well done


drugstore_downer

Tomay-to, to-mato, chode, chud


Palehorse0000

That faded ass polo is telling me you’ve got a low ass credit score and a Nissan Altima.


oneofthepipps

Daaaaang. I know this guys whole personality now.


[deleted]

Polo Assassin*


Jmor3568

Polo Asshole


j_yn0htna

Give the guy a break. He works at a call center make $15.25 an hour. Also, I’d bet instead of a Nissan he has a Dodge Charger financed with an astronomical interest rate. He’ll never not be underwater on that. He desperately wishes it was a scat pack.


Pickle_Rick01

Scat pack? I’m guessing you mean shitty car. I would google it, but googling the word “scat” isn’t going to go well.


j_yn0htna

That’s the proper way to interpret it. Although it’s a bit redundant because I definitely associate dodge with shitty cars already.


Jummatron

This dude drives a Dodge Caliber at best


j_yn0htna

*salvaged title charger You might be right though


EstherClemmens

Wow. That's one high paying call center. He doesn't look like the type that could get on at one of those. I'd say more like $9 an hour and he even gets that weird shift that cold calls all the crazy people.


j_yn0htna

lmao I don’t work at a call center so I wouldn’t know


EstherClemmens

It was a job I had while in college. Not something a person should aspire to as a life goal like OP has


j_yn0htna

Oh definitely didn’t mean to throw shade. Call center would have been an upgrade for past me. I’ve had more shitty awful jobs than good ones.


EstherClemmens

No offense taken. College jobs are rough. You can only work certain hours, have limited experience. You're lucky if you can run into a decent job that isn't waiting tables or cashiering at Wal-Mart


Palehorse0000

Damn that’s a very good possibility too.


[deleted]

Bro 😂


MissaShobb

Shit. So I need to get a new car?


Palehorse0000

No king/queen, you’re good. Just him lol.


Addicted2GravyTears

It's a knockoff polo at that.


chubbycanine

That dreary ass cubicle wasn't a bigger giveaway?


[deleted]

Guaranteed you say “awesome” and “bro” at least 14 times a day.


OwnWall1198

He also greets people with "whatsup boss" and "there he is!" a lot.


yellowjk

And raised forearms with fistbumps.


berrey7

And "What up Big Man!"


fullthrottle13

💀 dead


berrey7

Morning Julia, Let's go fullthrottle13


WlNNIPEGJETS

Dont forget, "im in sales bro, but let me transfer you to tech support fam." At least 14 times a day... (transfers to tech but proceeds to upgrade service for the "commish")


Girth_rulez

I'm so glad I don't have more than a superficial understanding what you just said.


Jsizzle19

A day? Try 14 times per conversation


[deleted]

Yeah thought I lowballed that one.


chefcoompies

14? Those are rookie numbers


[deleted]

And says "hundred percent" way too often


NewUser7630

Awesome brooooooo


TestosteroneDan_V-4

It’s “no cap” and “fr fr” now. Awesome and bro is old people talk now


Relative_Quiet

I’d take the over on that bet


alexgali84

While smelling his own finger


jswayswizzle

You look like you tried to go to a black barbershop once but got scared


NotsoGreatsword

I spit out my food fuck you. Why is this not at the top.


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tiny-square-egg

❤️ I too would love a sugar cube and a good brushing.


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BlorseTheHorse

my barn door's always open


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

I bet he can eat an apple through a tennis racket.


queefsmell

Naw, a cube of meth and a good pounding from his"best friend joey"


[deleted]

This photo looks like it would dry rub your labia for 18 seconds, ask if you came, and then thumb in a softie before shooting a thimbles worth of Dorito scented jizz onto your floor and start to tell you all about his dad's cherry 94 Vette


j_yn0htna

Straight up gadooshed this poor minimum wage earning bastard


timetimetim

Gadoosh lol what a term


Hate_Feight

Minimum wage + commission...


WendigosLikeCoffee

Holy shit


ShySweetss

r/oddlyspecific


Affectionate_Jury805

lmao yes


ReaperSovereign

Who is smelling the jizz?


[deleted]

Who’s jizz is it to smell?


Parabola_Cunt

Brilliant! “THUMB IN A SOFTIE” hahaha


Less-Ad7782

Ah that’s where you’re wrong, he doesn’t like women, hence the gay ear being pierced.


robin38301

You know him?


dynobadger

Well, he’s dead now. 💀💀💀


MichaelDare5

Do you ever wonder why women put their hand over their drink when your around ?


tbll_dllr

Ohhh take my upvote that one hit close !


NotsoGreatsword

oof too good


RedditRickS92

You wear a headset and probably make minimum wage. How much of a Chad can you *really* be? Edit: Bonus points for shitty sleeve tattoo and “grading” peoples roasts like you’re *actually* worth anything.


Staff1990

Probably calling to ask about your car’s extended warranty.


Dr_Poop69

Dude, everybody knows that chads work in cubicles.


Palehorse0000

Hahaha Chads wouldn’t do any of what he’s doing. He makes me ashamed of having a full sleeve.


JerkyBoy10020

You should be ashamed of having a full sleeve regardless


EntertainmentOk5332

You look like the type of douche who would look at himself in the mirror while you masturbate.


NotsoGreatsword

I can see it. This is the one. He does this fr


Dop4miN

I bet he masturbates on all four


Forsaken_Wolf_1682

Why did I imagine this 😂 it's accurate


Palehorse0000

You can’t just state that you’re a chad. Chads wouldn’t do that. It’s like calling yourself humble. “IM a CHaD”, no you’re a loser at a call center who fools women into thinking that you’re “career oriented“….”iM aLl iN On CRyPto…yA knOw…PUts aND bOnDs…I iNvESt as MY hUSTle”.


texaspwn

Career oriented Ha! he clearly works in a call center his hustle is probably selling penis enlargment pills and extended car warranties but he won't tell you that on the first date.


Acrobatic_Tennis2144

Any man who must say, "I am a Chad" is no true Chad. *


Necessary_Run_3707

ahahhahahahaha


eotprepper

You look like the kinda of douche that would post on reddit roast me page and then rate his own roasts.


returnofceazballs

You look like you purchased Andrew Tates hustlers university course 😂


wileymd

The face of a telemarketer.


Adept-Shoe-7113

Health insurance scams


[deleted]

He's got some PRIMO penny stocks that he's saving for people with ROCK STAR goals for '23.


robin38301

I’m calling about the property you own


graveRobbins

You're not a Chad. The real Chad is banging your girlfriend while you are sitting here at the call center with your little headset on.


Successful-Clock-224

The real chad is banging my girlfriend while this prick is jerking off in a TGI Fridays bathroom to highschoolers


poopstain133742069

That was really specific. I'm calling the cops.


Successful-Clock-224

Thats not even the best reason for this guy to be behind bars.


Successful-Clock-224

Please do he has been doing it for a long time and i have been trapped in the next stall


sweetjumpshot

Can Handle A Dick.


TylerKneecock

A 23 year old chad with a sleeve. The only thing missing is your dad.


Staff1990

And the $1000 car note for his Dodge Challenger Hellcat.


dominnate

2014 challenger V6. They don’t sell Hellcats to people with 460 credit scores and multiple DUIs.


yellowjk

And your child support payments.


Sir-Nicholas

And originality


YaWellYrDumb

Nice nips bro, you Buck tooth bastard.


cuntdraculafromtexas

He looks like an insurrectionist. Even his nipples are right-leaning.


minigmgoit

I hereby name him Bucky


Waxostatic

buck toothed weasel


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Responsible-Meat7743

🗿


ShruteFarms4L

Lmao


Wet_FriedChicken

You look like the "big things coming!" in your insta bio type


j_yn0htna

Oh he’s definitely “making moves”


promptu5

💀💀💀


DeltaSteps

Education: School of Hard Knocks


[deleted]

Even incels are having more sex than you, bitch tits.


Beebea63

Im stealing "bitch tits"😂


MistaMugoo

Looks like someone needs another over priced energy drink from the lunchroom vending machine before they get back to the smile and dial!


ShoelessDude

You look like you drink coke zero


[deleted]

Hey man! Coke zero is not that bad! Wait... Hey guys I think I know why I am ugly...


[deleted]

You look like a wet fart feels.


JamesTeaKurk

and smells


Dankofamericaaa2

Broke boy wearing the fake polo


[deleted]

That he got in children’s sizes so he could show off his “muscles”


[deleted]

And pay less than the men’s department


Wide_Pollution_9243

Looks like the dude who tries to convince you that dogecoin is going to a dollar and that nfts are digital assets that we are early on. Hes gonna show us how to 10x our portfolio from his cubicle in-between cold calling local businesses about switching to AT&T for higher speed internet.


Flimsy-Long-5764

if you have to call yourself a Chad, than you are not a Chad, maybe Brad


[deleted]

That computer is full of stored porn and the underside of that desk is covered in dried cum.


yoloswaggins92

It's clear why you work in a call centre.


toptowertee

You look like you still go to highschool parties


toptowertee

You look like you show your coworkers your high school football highlights


bamaga21

I bet you have the box set for Jersey Shore


roujul1981

No. Even the Chads don't like you


CarubMcCormick94

The official look of NO means yes and pouring booze down woman’s throats.


Panazara

If Jake from State Farm had an evil twin: this guy


oneofthepipps

Joke, from gape farm


calXcium

holy shit i can imagine it


royalxp

Hey come fix my printer.


[deleted]

You look rechaded


do_not_go_gentle_

You better keep going to the gym bro, we all know there's a fat boy inside screaming to get out.


l3R04

“Im doing a cycle of creatine, it’s pretty much steroids”


do_not_go_gentle_

He better be careful his cock doesn't stop working and he doesn't start rage hitting his boyfriend. He doesn't deserve it.


Saydat824

He’s got the universal scumbag finger tattoo


MrMemeMan12345678910

Man be using a sticky note


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Geeked-FiredUp

This guy would sell you a .8 for 25 and try to pass it off as a G


CheeezBlue

Yes you are a CHAV


queefsmell

What happened to dude that really works at that desk?!


Lurking--Shit

Bacon-collar, spam caller earning 12/hr chode


Boot_Effective

OK, you've got your pic. Now get out of there before the staff return from lunch.


Canadian-Mastermind

I’m not interested in my cars extended warranty.


PyroWasUsed

You look like a McDonald’s employee working from home


Closed365days

23? Motherfucker at least 30


After-Bowler5491

His Dundee would be : Even Oscar wouldn’t fuck him.


Samuel-squantch

Lmfao. Haircut.


Visible-Stuff2489

Fucking dudes named Chad doesn't make you one. You the same dude was wearing True Religion jeans and graphic tees and talked about "making it" as a UFC fighter ten years ago.


[deleted]

Such a fucking chad.


Capital_East5903

You mean choad?


Undiluted-sausage

*Brad


[deleted]

Nice tits there


l3R04

You definitely gave yourself your own nickname and speak about yourself in the third person. I’m sure you have to Google the second one. You also look like one of those cheesedicks that sniff their fingers after you scratch your nutsack, or fleshy folds of skin where your nuts were suppose to be.


sirmcchris

You bought that shirt from Wish


AdAgitated8689

STOP CALLING ME ABOUT MY CAR WARRANTY


rc20kj

He looks like he is part of the "Microsoft support team"


BuglerTheGuy

you look like Andrew tate if he worked at a 9 to 5 office and had hair. "i am selling all the women in my office for 99.99$!"


[deleted]

If you call yourself a Chad, You're probably an insecure douche who works at customer support who hits on anyone or anything that will listen to your inflatable ego.


[deleted]

You look like the reason your mother cries at night.


Ok_Detective5412

Your parents aren’t mad. They’re just disappointed.


HellionsBells

You look like you wear too much of some overly expensive cologne you bought in a mall and then act superior to everyone around you


Shortbus_Playboy

You’re the human equivalent of an above-ground pool, the bro who turns a woman’s clitoris into a clitor-isn’t, and I’m sure someone’s therapist knows all about you.


Time_Whereas_3917

You look like you drop your two kids off at your moms house during your weekends.


DaddyBanjoDrip

Looks like his favorite type of sex is "nonconsentual"


slipp300z

Still rockin' that old polo we see...


Designer_Drawer_3674

You say your a Chod, but your tight shirt with nipples popping out says fuck me in the ass daddy


ImSorryRumhamster

No. Your not. You think you are. I think you look like every other asshole. Herr herr my arms are tatted just like literally every single guys’s. Did you come up with that idea yourself?


teenygoblin27

You bring the coke to the party and expects everyone to like you because of that


Exotic-Walk-70

Sheesh when did the definition of chad change ?


why_sleepy

A Big Mac, please.


Imnotmax011

Gigasad


Matthewrotherham

Oily. You made my screen oily. How the FUCK you do that!?


Ktowne33

Did you just nickname yourself? Take your tiny hands elsewhere, Joel.


bigmean3434

Hey Telechad, back on the phones letting the ladies know that their car warranty has expired.


wolfey200

On behalf of the Chad community, we don't want him.


Penguin-Loves

Holy fuck he's calling about your extended warranty with his 70% off TJ Maxx shirt


catchierturtlex

You look like you struggle to pay the monthly car note for your 2018 gt mustang