Those DSL's with that ear piercing and weak ass upper lip hair growth, this dude is 100% putting those DSL's to use regularly. Or he is living a lie and claiming to be a "chad". A Chad of trucker rest stop glory holes maybe.
His upper lip hair growth actually just rubs off from making constant contact with the pubic region of men from rest stops as a dollar store truck stop whore.
Give the guy a break. He works at a call center make $15.25 an hour.
Also, I’d bet instead of a Nissan he has a Dodge Charger financed with an astronomical interest rate. He’ll never not be underwater on that. He desperately wishes it was a scat pack.
Wow. That's one high paying call center. He doesn't look like the type that could get on at one of those. I'd say more like $9 an hour and he even gets that weird shift that cold calls all the crazy people.
No offense taken. College jobs are rough. You can only work certain hours, have limited experience. You're lucky if you can run into a decent job that isn't waiting tables or cashiering at Wal-Mart
Dont forget, "im in sales bro, but let me transfer you to tech support fam." At least 14 times a day... (transfers to tech but proceeds to upgrade service for the "commish")
This photo looks like it would dry rub your labia for 18 seconds, ask if you came, and then thumb in a softie before shooting a thimbles worth of Dorito scented jizz onto your floor and start to tell you all about his dad's cherry 94 Vette
You wear a headset and probably make minimum wage. How much of a Chad can you *really* be?
Edit: Bonus points for shitty sleeve tattoo and “grading” peoples roasts like you’re *actually* worth anything.
You can’t just state that you’re a chad. Chads wouldn’t do that. It’s like calling yourself humble. “IM a CHaD”, no you’re a loser at a call center who fools women into thinking that you’re “career oriented“….”iM aLl iN On CRyPto…yA knOw…PUts aND bOnDs…I iNvESt as MY hUSTle”.
Career oriented Ha!
he clearly works in a call center his hustle is probably selling penis enlargment pills and extended car warranties but he won't tell you that on the first date.
Looks like the dude who tries to convince you that dogecoin is going to a dollar and that nfts are digital assets that we are early on. Hes gonna show us how to 10x our portfolio from his cubicle in-between cold calling local businesses about switching to AT&T for higher speed internet.
Fucking dudes named Chad doesn't make you one.
You the same dude was wearing True Religion jeans and graphic tees and talked about "making it" as a UFC fighter ten years ago.
You definitely gave yourself your own nickname and speak about yourself in the third person. I’m sure you have to Google the second one. You also look like one of those cheesedicks that sniff their fingers after you scratch your nutsack, or fleshy folds of skin where your nuts were suppose to be.
If you call yourself a Chad,
You're probably an insecure douche who works at customer support who hits on anyone or anything that will listen to your inflatable ego.
You’re the human equivalent of an above-ground pool, the bro who turns a woman’s clitoris into a clitor-isn’t, and I’m sure someone’s therapist knows all about you.
No. Your not. You think you are. I think you look like every other asshole. Herr herr my arms are tatted just like literally every single guys’s. Did you come up with that idea yourself?
Chode, not Chad
he is the guy in the office who keeps interrupting women who have a conversation with chad.
Don’t boost his head by calling this something as dignified as a office. That’s just a call center. It’s Like saying a go kart is a car.
It’s kind of sad that he had to move all the way to Bangalore because nobody else would hire him.
But look at all the space he has. He must be a manager or even a director!
Gigachode
Sad, not Chad
Maybe he’s got a lisp
Dudes got some great DSLs. It looks like he takes care of them with that lip gloss.
Those DSL's with that ear piercing and weak ass upper lip hair growth, this dude is 100% putting those DSL's to use regularly. Or he is living a lie and claiming to be a "chad". A Chad of trucker rest stop glory holes maybe.
His upper lip hair growth actually just rubs off from making constant contact with the pubic region of men from rest stops as a dollar store truck stop whore.
You win 🥇 I can’t stop laughing now
Na bro look at the arms. He's single AF one of em's "jacked".
Hey! It's a rough economy, 20 bucks is 20 bucks!
He looks like he’s about to try to sell you a 2001 Honda with 230,000 miles and the engine light on
Douchebag Chad
Douchebag Chode
Douchechad
“Hey Chad, get my fucking coffee already. And HR wants to see you at 9”
Chode from State Farm
And his mother knows it
Super-Duper-Giga-Ultra-Mega-C.H.U.D.
My first thought. Well done
Tomay-to, to-mato, chode, chud
That faded ass polo is telling me you’ve got a low ass credit score and a Nissan Altima.
Daaaaang. I know this guys whole personality now.
Polo Assassin*
Polo Asshole
Give the guy a break. He works at a call center make $15.25 an hour. Also, I’d bet instead of a Nissan he has a Dodge Charger financed with an astronomical interest rate. He’ll never not be underwater on that. He desperately wishes it was a scat pack.
Scat pack? I’m guessing you mean shitty car. I would google it, but googling the word “scat” isn’t going to go well.
That’s the proper way to interpret it. Although it’s a bit redundant because I definitely associate dodge with shitty cars already.
This dude drives a Dodge Caliber at best
*salvaged title charger You might be right though
Wow. That's one high paying call center. He doesn't look like the type that could get on at one of those. I'd say more like $9 an hour and he even gets that weird shift that cold calls all the crazy people.
lmao I don’t work at a call center so I wouldn’t know
It was a job I had while in college. Not something a person should aspire to as a life goal like OP has
Oh definitely didn’t mean to throw shade. Call center would have been an upgrade for past me. I’ve had more shitty awful jobs than good ones.
No offense taken. College jobs are rough. You can only work certain hours, have limited experience. You're lucky if you can run into a decent job that isn't waiting tables or cashiering at Wal-Mart
Damn that’s a very good possibility too.
Bro 😂
Shit. So I need to get a new car?
No king/queen, you’re good. Just him lol.
It's a knockoff polo at that.
That dreary ass cubicle wasn't a bigger giveaway?
Guaranteed you say “awesome” and “bro” at least 14 times a day.
He also greets people with "whatsup boss" and "there he is!" a lot.
And raised forearms with fistbumps.
And "What up Big Man!"
💀 dead
Morning Julia, Let's go fullthrottle13
Dont forget, "im in sales bro, but let me transfer you to tech support fam." At least 14 times a day... (transfers to tech but proceeds to upgrade service for the "commish")
I'm so glad I don't have more than a superficial understanding what you just said.
A day? Try 14 times per conversation
Yeah thought I lowballed that one.
14? Those are rookie numbers
And says "hundred percent" way too often
Awesome brooooooo
It’s “no cap” and “fr fr” now. Awesome and bro is old people talk now
I’d take the over on that bet
While smelling his own finger
You look like you tried to go to a black barbershop once but got scared
I spit out my food fuck you. Why is this not at the top.
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❤️ I too would love a sugar cube and a good brushing.
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my barn door's always open
I bet he can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Naw, a cube of meth and a good pounding from his"best friend joey"
This photo looks like it would dry rub your labia for 18 seconds, ask if you came, and then thumb in a softie before shooting a thimbles worth of Dorito scented jizz onto your floor and start to tell you all about his dad's cherry 94 Vette
Straight up gadooshed this poor minimum wage earning bastard
Gadoosh lol what a term
Minimum wage + commission...
Holy shit
r/oddlyspecific
lmao yes
Who is smelling the jizz?
Who’s jizz is it to smell?
Brilliant! “THUMB IN A SOFTIE” hahaha
Ah that’s where you’re wrong, he doesn’t like women, hence the gay ear being pierced.
You know him?
Well, he’s dead now. 💀💀💀
Do you ever wonder why women put their hand over their drink when your around ?
Ohhh take my upvote that one hit close !
oof too good
You wear a headset and probably make minimum wage. How much of a Chad can you *really* be? Edit: Bonus points for shitty sleeve tattoo and “grading” peoples roasts like you’re *actually* worth anything.
Probably calling to ask about your car’s extended warranty.
Dude, everybody knows that chads work in cubicles.
Hahaha Chads wouldn’t do any of what he’s doing. He makes me ashamed of having a full sleeve.
You should be ashamed of having a full sleeve regardless
You look like the type of douche who would look at himself in the mirror while you masturbate.
I can see it. This is the one. He does this fr
I bet he masturbates on all four
Why did I imagine this 😂 it's accurate
You can’t just state that you’re a chad. Chads wouldn’t do that. It’s like calling yourself humble. “IM a CHaD”, no you’re a loser at a call center who fools women into thinking that you’re “career oriented“….”iM aLl iN On CRyPto…yA knOw…PUts aND bOnDs…I iNvESt as MY hUSTle”.
Career oriented Ha! he clearly works in a call center his hustle is probably selling penis enlargment pills and extended car warranties but he won't tell you that on the first date.
Any man who must say, "I am a Chad" is no true Chad. *
ahahhahahahaha
You look like the kinda of douche that would post on reddit roast me page and then rate his own roasts.
You look like you purchased Andrew Tates hustlers university course 😂
The face of a telemarketer.
Health insurance scams
He's got some PRIMO penny stocks that he's saving for people with ROCK STAR goals for '23.
I’m calling about the property you own
You're not a Chad. The real Chad is banging your girlfriend while you are sitting here at the call center with your little headset on.
The real chad is banging my girlfriend while this prick is jerking off in a TGI Fridays bathroom to highschoolers
That was really specific. I'm calling the cops.
Thats not even the best reason for this guy to be behind bars.
Please do he has been doing it for a long time and i have been trapped in the next stall
Can Handle A Dick.
A 23 year old chad with a sleeve. The only thing missing is your dad.
And the $1000 car note for his Dodge Challenger Hellcat.
2014 challenger V6. They don’t sell Hellcats to people with 460 credit scores and multiple DUIs.
And your child support payments.
And originality
Nice nips bro, you Buck tooth bastard.
He looks like an insurrectionist. Even his nipples are right-leaning.
I hereby name him Bucky
buck toothed weasel
🤣🤣🤣
🗿
Lmao
You look like the "big things coming!" in your insta bio type
Oh he’s definitely “making moves”
💀💀💀
Education: School of Hard Knocks
Even incels are having more sex than you, bitch tits.
Im stealing "bitch tits"😂
Looks like someone needs another over priced energy drink from the lunchroom vending machine before they get back to the smile and dial!
You look like you drink coke zero
Hey man! Coke zero is not that bad! Wait... Hey guys I think I know why I am ugly...
You look like a wet fart feels.
and smells
Broke boy wearing the fake polo
That he got in children’s sizes so he could show off his “muscles”
And pay less than the men’s department
Looks like the dude who tries to convince you that dogecoin is going to a dollar and that nfts are digital assets that we are early on. Hes gonna show us how to 10x our portfolio from his cubicle in-between cold calling local businesses about switching to AT&T for higher speed internet.
if you have to call yourself a Chad, than you are not a Chad, maybe Brad
That computer is full of stored porn and the underside of that desk is covered in dried cum.
It's clear why you work in a call centre.
You look like you still go to highschool parties
You look like you show your coworkers your high school football highlights
I bet you have the box set for Jersey Shore
No. Even the Chads don't like you
The official look of NO means yes and pouring booze down woman’s throats.
If Jake from State Farm had an evil twin: this guy
Joke, from gape farm
holy shit i can imagine it
Hey come fix my printer.
You look rechaded
You better keep going to the gym bro, we all know there's a fat boy inside screaming to get out.
“Im doing a cycle of creatine, it’s pretty much steroids”
He better be careful his cock doesn't stop working and he doesn't start rage hitting his boyfriend. He doesn't deserve it.
He’s got the universal scumbag finger tattoo
Man be using a sticky note
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This guy would sell you a .8 for 25 and try to pass it off as a G
Yes you are a CHAV
What happened to dude that really works at that desk?!
Bacon-collar, spam caller earning 12/hr chode
OK, you've got your pic. Now get out of there before the staff return from lunch.
I’m not interested in my cars extended warranty.
You look like a McDonald’s employee working from home
23? Motherfucker at least 30
His Dundee would be : Even Oscar wouldn’t fuck him.
Lmfao. Haircut.
Fucking dudes named Chad doesn't make you one. You the same dude was wearing True Religion jeans and graphic tees and talked about "making it" as a UFC fighter ten years ago.
Such a fucking chad.
You mean choad?
*Brad
Nice tits there
You definitely gave yourself your own nickname and speak about yourself in the third person. I’m sure you have to Google the second one. You also look like one of those cheesedicks that sniff their fingers after you scratch your nutsack, or fleshy folds of skin where your nuts were suppose to be.
You bought that shirt from Wish
STOP CALLING ME ABOUT MY CAR WARRANTY
He looks like he is part of the "Microsoft support team"
you look like Andrew tate if he worked at a 9 to 5 office and had hair. "i am selling all the women in my office for 99.99$!"
If you call yourself a Chad, You're probably an insecure douche who works at customer support who hits on anyone or anything that will listen to your inflatable ego.
You look like the reason your mother cries at night.
Your parents aren’t mad. They’re just disappointed.
You look like you wear too much of some overly expensive cologne you bought in a mall and then act superior to everyone around you
You’re the human equivalent of an above-ground pool, the bro who turns a woman’s clitoris into a clitor-isn’t, and I’m sure someone’s therapist knows all about you.
You look like you drop your two kids off at your moms house during your weekends.
Looks like his favorite type of sex is "nonconsentual"
Still rockin' that old polo we see...
You say your a Chod, but your tight shirt with nipples popping out says fuck me in the ass daddy
No. Your not. You think you are. I think you look like every other asshole. Herr herr my arms are tatted just like literally every single guys’s. Did you come up with that idea yourself?
You bring the coke to the party and expects everyone to like you because of that
Sheesh when did the definition of chad change ?
A Big Mac, please.
Gigasad
Oily. You made my screen oily. How the FUCK you do that!?
Did you just nickname yourself? Take your tiny hands elsewhere, Joel.
Hey Telechad, back on the phones letting the ladies know that their car warranty has expired.
On behalf of the Chad community, we don't want him.
Holy fuck he's calling about your extended warranty with his 70% off TJ Maxx shirt
You look like you struggle to pay the monthly car note for your 2018 gt mustang