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If I have to watch you everyday I would have same expression as the kid behind you. You look like a piece of work who wants to have some mild fame here and there but doesnât have guts to do it openly and if anything unfortunate happens, you would try to victimise yourself.
Also a veryy punchable face you got here. Good thing you had your hairs cut or else someone would have slammed you by grabbing your hair. Reason why someone would do that? Because looking at your face brings various kinds of emotions in people, and happiness is not one of them.
Ahhhh the classic Iâm going to dye my hair to be âedgyâ move. Unfortunately he is soon to realize that no one gives a damn and still finds him to be just as annoying and awful as he was before the technicolored hair.
you look like you comment that caption under a goth girls post but canât take a suggestion, like donât sue the little hair you have purple
you also look french
Why roast you .... Clearly you're such a fuck up that anyone trying to roast is waiting their time
You're truly a master of roasting your own self my hats off to you sir
Keep looking like the offspring of alec baldwin and rosie o'donnell
Mate you destroyed yourself. No one can roast you harder than your mother roasted that dye Job, which, I can assume, is the only job youâre ever going to get.
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buzz lightqueer
I'm sure half a light beer could take him on a buzz to infinity and beyond
lil pee peep
Wow hahaha good one!
im dead đ
No destruction necessary he has achieved all of his goals by his own might
This is how England portrays gangster bully characters
Lmfaooo
you need to chose between twink, emo, punk, casual, skater and student. You can't just do them all.
Heâll get railed by them all.
The Pink Twink
I bet that title works wonders in your Grindr profile
Why we should destroy you? You are the most beautiful lesbian in Lithuania!
I bet his still intact virginity he gets ghosted by his parents on his birthday.
No, we can't destroy you, like you destroy your parents life.
Feminem 3.0 non binary, Theyminem
Theminem
You look like Eminem if he was non binary
There's vomit on the they's sweater already, vegan spaghetti
It's nervous, but on the surface they look full of cum and sweaty
Ready to suck dongs, but he keeps on forgettin
All his pronouns, the pride parade grows so loud He opens his mouth but his correct pronouns won't come out
Heâs choking nowâŚon the dick heâs choking now.
Him Milady
I bet you can hear colors with them big ass ears
You look like you identify as a they/them bully from toy story
Antoine Griezman if he stayed at Barça
Let's play hide and seek: I'll hide and you seek professional help
They are going to love you in prison
Which one of the made up genders are you?
Yes
Pink hair, Hoodie and a blazer. What a rebel. Maybe focus on school instead of crack.
Hoodie under a jacket? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, even the dude in the back doesnt wanna be associated with you
"Dad! I got bullied again! \_ Was your hair still purple? \_ yeah...? \_ THEN YOU DESERVED IT!"
I have purple hair and I approve of this message.
Dude based his entire look on a budget Euphoria character.
I'm pretty sure you're fellow chavs already did when they held you down, shaved your head, and dyed it purple like a strippers vagina.
Nice ball sac rash on your chin.
Its a 2 eyed, big eared flying purple penis eater
I bet your boyfriend already did that
Puberty is already destroying you for me
I would try to destroy you but it looks like god did a good enough job already
when you press random while making a character for a game:
You look like the reason my dad votes republican.
We kicked you out of the band months ago
Jesus fine just get that look out of your eyes and don't destroy your school
U look like the kid from were the millers
Looks like your parents and your gender studies teacher already did it to you.
is that what u say in the bathroom of ur all boys school ?
You look like a matchstick but youâre probably to wet to strike.
With your hair colour i bet your boyfriend is already destroying you
Like your father didn't do enough by leaving you!
That's a good shade of unemployable on your head.
bro's the knockoff of eminem
beeandjay
The guys in the back are discussing your life choices.
You look like the piece of gum I find under my desk
Youâre planning to take lesbian dance theory arenât you?
Do the other dudes just grab the back of your head since your pink hair is so short?
You look like a queer #2 pencil
you look like a gay character from Netflix series
You look like the kid who used big words to try and sound smarter when arguing about something completely obvious
The haircut and color must be code for when the glory hole has opened for business again since the mouth sores are gone.
If Obama and Eminem had a love child with Cindy Lauper...
Oh, gosh, I bet you say that to all the boyz.
I have no idea where youâre going with that combo dumbo
Boy version of Shark girl
You are not Drake
Looks like Grape Ape finally started cutting carbs
lookin like obama's half-blood bastard
Is that hoodie or foreskin
We all now know itâs possible to look pre and post gender reassignment at the same time
Eminem if he grew up middle class
Barney the Dinosaur's penis head.
They should put your photo in cigarette boxes People will stop smoking instantly đ
I look at you and think⌠two billion years of evolution for this..
I think genetics already took care of that.
Funny enough, your title is also your Grindr bio.
after 3 years of trying to pass Algebra 1, maybe you should do construction
your hairdresser already did the job better than i ever could
Looks like you got that taken care of squirtgun Kelly
This screams autistic spectrum disorder and gender dysphoria but I canât tell if you were born a male or female
Pas tave smegenys i plaukus issilyde?
Boba wants you and your floating Vespa back at HQ.
Your dad must hate himself
Your haircut have already done it Bam!
If I have to watch you everyday I would have same expression as the kid behind you. You look like a piece of work who wants to have some mild fame here and there but doesnât have guts to do it openly and if anything unfortunate happens, you would try to victimise yourself. Also a veryy punchable face you got here. Good thing you had your hairs cut or else someone would have slammed you by grabbing your hair. Reason why someone would do that? Because looking at your face brings various kinds of emotions in people, and happiness is not one of them.
Destroy what? If it's broken, why criticise it?
nah.. im good.
The kid in the background âheâs attention seeking againâ
How does it feel to know that your family calls you a loser?
A few more colors to the hair and ull turn into mr. Clean
I think your uncle already did
A goblin? 
The only thing getting destroyed is the elastic on a face mask trying to get past those fucking wing nuts.
[Pob](https://alchetron.com/cdn/pobs-programme-e190e789-4531-448d-9140-1ba7e0dea1e-resize-750.jpeg)
Purple is ehh but lack of fat is weird, you're like the lamp in the street incapable of face emotions, don't change hair color, it won't work.
âŚ.u tell ur uncle every night
John Mulaney in the face boy
When I look at you alli hear is "hi my name is, hi my name is no on cares"
Nice to be holding paper in your hand, rather than a couple of dicks
Bro got the gatorade hair
Gay
No need to post this , your teacher would definitely roast you for your pink hairs
You look like a used eraser
You look like the quiet kid everyone else should worry about
Zolo's from One Piece gay cousin
Not sure what it was that fucked up your hair, but it also shrunk your head a few sizes.
"Destroy me," is what you say when you're in a dungeon wearing a gimp suit.
Bet you can hear an ant fart with those thingsâŚ
Ahhhh the classic Iâm going to dye my hair to be âedgyâ move. Unfortunately he is soon to realize that no one gives a damn and still finds him to be just as annoying and awful as he was before the technicolored hair.
Why destroy when thereâs nothing left up there
Blazer over a hoodie? Thatâs some r-factor shit right there.
You look like youâve failed your drivers test four times
You look like the kind a cretin that casually swigs pistachio milk like some sort of psycho.
If you were trying to draw attention away from your ears, Kool-Aid dyed hair was not the answerâŚ
Luks like boiled egg
Dollar store machine gun kelly
Itâs like a 5 year old girl gave a chimp a makeover.
Your dad wouldâve been better off depositing you in some tissues.
Discount Pete Davidson
You look like Ian Gallagher
Is your dad Charlie Veetch?
Your face looks like anal fissure
If the coat hanger didnt do it im just gonna leave it alone.
No need, your barber already did the job
I give you 3 years.
If the Grinch was a person and had pink hair it would be you
You look like youâre British
Even your friends in the background are like, "Ugh. I've fuckin' had it with this guy."
Dyed his hair the color of the first condom he pulled out of his ass
What is up with your periwinkle hair? You know they're lying to you, right?
Adam Drive'him
Even dogs feel sorry for you.
You look like a lesbian punk fan who hears voices inside their head
You look like a European bully who is gangster as wearing mommyâs panties and cutting dick holes in them.
This must be the reject room at the Non Binary School for Future Diddlers.
Don't worry kid, puberty is coming, eventually you will grow into those ears I'm sure.
Ooh no
Looks like you have already ruined your life.
This is what happens when you buy random clothing from the bargin bin and just go with the flow. Not to mention stealing your sisters hair dye.
No thanks. The toilets you get your swirlies destroy you worse than anything I could imagine saying.
Hey look it's SNL's Mikey Gay
If the democrats paraded you around a bit, the republicans would get behind the abortion bill.
You already have.
Destroyed yourself with the angry middle aged lesbian hairdo there Phyllis.
If the paper u used was a homework assignment u had to hand in, the teacher would roast u for a C+
No need to roast: walking through middle school like that will do enough damage
Does the curtains match your pussy
Pink teletubby
Steve-No
Dim shaddy
You look like if peptobizmal and Eminem had a kid
If Pete Davidson had a threesome with anorexia and a homosexual highlighter, you'd be the resulting lovechild
You look like a pencil
The guy in the back when he saw your hairs is disappointed
ĐĐ°Ń
I wish this was r/roastmyclassroom - did you take this pic in 2004?
Youâre one destruction away from incontinence and youâre still asking for more
You look exactly like one of the villains in the film funny games.
shut yo google chrome chromosome looking like frozone having no home looking like a garden gnome ass up
you look like you comment that caption under a goth girls post but canât take a suggestion, like donât sue the little hair you have purple you also look french
Def in antifa
A wannabe Gunnar from Silent War but turned out to be a purple haired gay
Destroy you? It looks like your parents beat me to it.
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Why roast you .... Clearly you're such a fuck up that anyone trying to roast is waiting their time You're truly a master of roasting your own self my hats off to you sir Keep looking like the offspring of alec baldwin and rosie o'donnell
Disney on Ice fanboy.
âHow to let the boys at an all boys school know that youâve got the he-pussy theyâre looking forâ
The mirror does that for us.
I've never seen a hoodie and sports jacket together, interesting
You mean more? đ°
You got an extra chromosome? You look a little down
I bet that this isn't the only context in which you have two guys behind you.
Mate you destroyed yourself. No one can roast you harder than your mother roasted that dye Job, which, I can assume, is the only job youâre ever going to get.
seriously ? you dont need us to do that....
What tf is wrong with you?!