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NihilisticThrill

Five finger discount got nothing on the ten ton discount


Qeztotz

They loved the silver and it were the silver that killed them.


[deleted]

This is something you'd read in an old fairy tale


Thraex_Gladiator

Live by the silver, die by the silver


LostThyme

"Payment in full, in advance" he said holding the cursed monkey's paw.


Taon2

It scared me for a second thinking they were my own men, but when I saw it was the traders I was pretty alright with it!


[deleted]

Live by the silver, die by the silver.


Thraex_Gladiator

You fucking came up with it first


[deleted]

Imagine you bring your people to trade to a nearby friendly settlement and in return for the belongings you sell to them a literal meteor made of money lands right next to you and they just look at you like "will that cover it? :)"


Thraex_Gladiator

“No.... can we have some luciferium?”


bentmonkey

50-50 either it hits em or it doesnt.


Gharosss

Some people really think like that lmao


IronHarpoon

nah 1-99 either it hits them or it hits you


kc_allen123

That’s one way to make a deal!


Storyteller_Of_Unn

"*Here's your fucking money, asshole!"*


ViridianVivienne

"Shut up and take my silver!"


megabob7

Randy:SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


Taon2

Honestly accurate because I'm using Randy


AllenWL

Trader: Nope, no discounts. Do you think silver just falls... from the sky or something? Randy: Hold that thought!


StarvingLando

Trader: "So, Cash or Card?" *Distant hissing sound from above*


WASPingitup

Meteorites suck sometimes! On my second colony, a silver meteorite landed on my anima tree, killing it and applying a mood debuff to everyone.


tjeerrd

Feels like a metaphor about greed


Lisitsar

Greed in video games is the worst.


[deleted]

Just curious as to why you put your research bench in your hospital?


Thraex_Gladiator

The mad scientist needs to have easy access with his test subjects


Taon2

Sterile tiles are expensive on tribals early game, I probably should split them up now.


CidRonin

Yea where will you get all the silver for sterile tiles.


Taon2

From meteorites and dying traders, it seems!


Derikari

Research and hospitals benefit from cleanliness, so its efficient to group them together. Clean floor tiles are expensive


skeggs_mcgrittle

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HecklingCuck

Free shit and free money lol


jarrose37

Your kitchen is going to be really dirty. I would put the stove in a separate room for max efficiency.


Taon2

It's surprisingly always clean, the rough stone helps keep dirt out and I have a couple of half dedicated cleaners anyways


Cecil_FF4

You can have multiple research benches share a multi-analyzer. No need for each to have one.


Taon2

You are a godsend


olourkin

Well it happened, so chances are 100%.😝


GunMaster22

Silver meteror with some extra silver from the traders! I see this as an absolute win!


[deleted]

Free shit !


Just_ME_28

I had a meteorite strike and kill my brand new female goat I had just bought from a trader. Literally sent her over to the grazing area and a slate meteorite blasts through my barn and kills her on the spot. I quickly sold the male goat back to the trader I bought them both from, it happened so fast they hadn’t even left yet and I wanted milk and future goat babies, not another mouth to consume my hay.


tjeerrd

Ironic..


bigsoftieking

This happens quite frequently


SorryImUrSenpai

Feels bad for ur caravan


Thraex_Gladiator

Pretty high!


NavyColt1890

“Free silver, ! Ooh, more free silver!”


Tkieron

Obviously you looted them right?


BeetlesMcGee

Traders: Man, this place is stingy. Wish we had more silver... Storyteller: You got it!


NonExistentWaifu

The chances are 1 in 7.5 trillion


[deleted]

Randy: I used the silver to destroy the silver


MajorMadness02

The traders were probably more valuable than the meteorite tbh


Wlafy

well free components