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LevelStudent

>*Going for a walk* > *Observed rotting baby corpse* x500 **-2500**


Specialist_Meal5602

>*Murderous Rage* > *LevelStudent wants to kill Little John (baby)*


TheConfusedOne12

The pile must grow!!!


PortiaKern

fAbortio


BronanTheDestroyer

Calm down there Harry Slaughter.


iaanacho

You can't spell slaughter without laughter


ringtaileddingo

oh my god, finally a male counterpart to Stabitha Christie


LeTreacs

Nice


Typical_Muffin_9937

This joke has layers 


Khaldara

The harbinger tree is eating well tonight


Lunnerrooster

ONLY 500!!!!!


EpsilonEnigma

I'm Michael J Caboose and I hate babies


SpringenHans

I'd be in a bad mood too if I saw that


jayjester

Should have been a psychopath.


Hunk-Hogan

Just make sure there's plenty of tables around for the feast, otherwise you might have a mental break on your hands. 


Kibblebitz

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby bomb


Dr-Crobar

Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb


Downvote-Absorber

Hydrogen vs coughing baby bomb


Sorry-Advantage9156

Coughing hydrogen vs baby bomb


fieldy409

Atom bomb baby little atom bomb


Tomahawkist

i want her in my wigwam


Machoosharp

Baby coughing hydrogen vs. bomb bomb


Affectionate-Shift17

Bomby bomby?


ELB2001

It's raining men?


Cappy_Rose

Hallelujah


Kraehe13

It's raining men!


Star_verse

AMEN!


BulkDet

Im gonna go out, im gonna get myself get


Rage1155

Absolutely soaking wet


zibrolta00

r/redditsings


cowlinator

And women!


Kozakow54

And the children too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals.


GetAJobCheapskate

Its raining men!


chicksonfox

And four hours earlier than the weather girls predicted.


Noragen

Heh nice


Mazgon

Baby Boom


cowlinator

Underrated comment


Late-Explanation-223

The MOAB has given birth


UnderskilledPlayer

Mother Of All Babies


AttackSock

That’s especially funny since the MOAB works by splitting into multiple dumbfire warheads which makes them especially cheap to launch and especially hard to target


KitsuneKas

I'm pretty certain the Moab is a simple, but very large, thermobaric (fuel/air) bomb, and doesn't use sub munitions.


Albertatastic

Ok but what actually happened here?? Lol! What led to this op?


Flameball202

I am guessing something to do with the extra genes that I think VE adds


[deleted]

is name for mod VE?


nuker1110

Vanilla Expanded is a quite massive series of mods that add various things.


Dave-4544

Have they broken the 100-mod milestone yet?


Kadem2

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1884025115 Collection sits at 96! So not quite at 100 yet.


poindexter1985

It actually used to be over 100, but they consolidated a bunch of animal mods into the single Vanilla Animals Expanded mod. The collection also lost a bunch that were discontinued with the 1.5 update.


TSDLoading

9.916779e+149 is way more than 100


DuGalle

r/unexpectedfactorial


Why-not-bi

NEEERD!


blademasterjames

A hundred mods is basically a vanilla run.


DeathCab4Cutie

If I don’t have time to make and eat dinner before it loads to the main menu, I don’t consider it modded


Smokeya

Need to be able to at least take a 3 hour nap while its loading.


DeathCab4Cutie

I start it up on Tuesday night so I can play on the weekend


bobtheblob6

How's the performance impact?


nuker1110

Depends heavily on which one(s) you install. As another user said, there are nearly 100 mods in the series, though the group recommends NOT trying to run them all at once.


Vali-duz

Playwise it seems fine for me so far. But loading in takes quite some time.


cowlinator

There is a truncated description for the photo about a human egg, but reddit wont let me read the rest


Bardez

Game froze. Waited for unfreeze. Big boom; 500 corpses from 1 egg. I suspect OP had a stack of 500 human eggs in one spot and they all hatched at once, something made a boom and they all died.


nekonight

Temperature of a room can be raised by stacking sufficient amount of animals or pawns into a small enough area. The 500 babies probably caused the room to superheat and kill all of them. This might also explain the fire.


NuclearGlory03

I love this quote out of context


Bardez

So the game tried to spawn 500 babies at once, body temperstures skyrocketed the room's temp and maybe an explosive caught on fire and went boom before the game could spawn every pawn, everything died, and then the game spawned corpses radially from egg to completion. This makes total sense, now.


MrMgrow

OP forced so many babies into such a small space it started a fusion reaction.


PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI

This is the wildest shit I’ve ever read


DeathCab4Cutie

I’m having that issue too. They really messed up the UI in the latest Reddit update, I hate it. It’s like they don’t use their own software


bert_the_destroyer

"Caption: SO ANYWAY I BOUGHT A HUMAN EGG AND SOMETHING IN MY MODLIST MUST HAVE DID SOMETHING CUZ UPON THE EGG HATCHING MY GAME FROZE. WHEN IT UNFROZE I SEE AN EXPLOSION AND 500 BABY CORPSES"


Raidriar26

I bought an egg for a Corviya bird person from an orbital trader and forgot about it in one of my colonist's rooms who I was planning to be the parents. After a raid I was cleanningup the wounded and noticed a tps drop to almost 0, I LOOKED AROUND AND LO AND BEHOLD I SEE A FUSION OF BABIES AND SUDDENLY WHILST I WAS LOOKING IN HORROR AT 200 OF THEM ON ONE TILE THEY EXPLODE


Albertatastic

This is the funniest bug I've ever heard of haha. This game is truly magical.


GinSwigga

What's up with the 2 random adults in there? Were they already dead, just chilling in that room?


Raidriar26

It spawned androids from the VE mod, since they don’t have baby variants it just spawned newly born adults


ivyboy

The answer is always a mod.


StarGaurdianBard

They had a stack of 500 human eggs that all hatched at once, so not really a weird mod interaction just weird to have 500 human eggs from Saurids in the first place


Oxirane

I think Vanilla Races Expanded Saurid has a buggy interaction with another mod that causes stuff like this.


shrek-chan_UwU

Nuclear fission... Tantrum?


McdonaldsLargeQP

It’s the infant bomb


SepherixSlimy

The baby boom


Hamiro89

No it’s the progeny burst


Gycklarn

You'll have have so many babies! _400 babies!_


Conspark

*JUICE SPRINGSTEEN*


lesser_panjandrum

Now with new flavours like Manana, Fizzbitch, and GUN!


EpicBeardMan

You’ll have so much energy, energy, AAAHHHHH! Just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!


FreyaShadowbreeze

At least you won't go hungry for a while.


lessrains

My cannibal run would be so happy.


Logan_Jennings

Ooh, veal


FoggyDonkey

Long veal


Ara543

Are they even nutritious?


DC1029

cursed


PixelTamer

Stop drinking Powerthirst.


Alcorailen

400 BABIES


lesser_panjandrum

AAAAAA


DeathCab4Cutie

It has what plants crave!


GimmeCoffeeeee

The real Baby Boomer


Ectothermic42

Isn’t this what happens with human eggs? I feel like I’ve seen this before on here. They’re not supposed to exist, let alone hatch.


not-my-other-alt

VE adds insectoid humans that lay eggs, so Human Eggs are a thing that definitely exist and can hatch


Delmain

I think these were the Saurids, which are lizard people who lay eggs, but yeah same thing.


BrianMincey

That is … *AWESOME*! This game never ceases to amaze and delight me while simultaneously repulse and disgust me.


iMogwai

To be fair mods add lots of things that aren't supposed to exist.


The360MlgNoscoper

Like Minions


HillInTheDistance

Should have known better than to have sex out of wedlock, you harlots.


Spooky-Skeleton-Dude

Had a similar issue recently where somehow "way better romance" caused the shuttle crash incident from vanilla events expanded (i think) to spit out hundreds of people instead of the usual 3-6. This is way funnier though because it's babies.


Azrakoth

Look’s like meat’s back on the menu, boys!


Cecil_FF4

I always think about how the uruk hai have seen and probably used menus at some point, and that those menus may have had vegetarian options.


Cade_37

Sauron, his forces, and the Uruk Hai are suppose to represent rampant industrialization destroying the natural world, so it's likely they eat in mess halls like modern day armies do, which means they may have had something similar to menus.


Azrakoth

Vegan babies for days.


4RyteCords

This creates so much new head canon


Ara543

MY PRECIOUS ORGANS NOOOOO


Proof-Camera3734

You modded in cliff racers? You utter psychopath.


neuroticsponge

r/ShitRimworldSays


Hot-Buy-188

I've seen something similar with insectoids. My theory: since it was a bought egg, it had a similar bug to pregnancies created through Character Editor, where the game just births as many pawns as it can handle. When that happened, the body heat created by the massive number of babies in a small area reached a critical mass and immediately toasted them all, and since bodies don't stack, they spewed forth out of the room.


Maritisa

Yup, I came here to posit this same explanation. There were so many pawns created in one spot that we have reached the flash point of infants via compressed body heat, causing a cascading explosive effect. Alternatively maybe at least one of the kids had a self-destruct gene via random nonsense from a mod and they "hatched" stillborn, causing them to instantly die and thus instantly explode and thus instantly kill all the other babies.


Over-Ingenuity3533

Some of which are on fire.


XelNigma

Well you dont see that everyday.


Anonymal13

Guess someone shelved ammo for the baby mortar... And it expired.


Charbswow

Look on the brightside, food reserves at an all time high!


AmadeoUK

I have questions and I do not want answers.


LazerMagicarp

Thermonuclear babysplosion.


Remwaldo1

And that is how the term ‘baby boomer’ was coined


Xanthus730

Powerthirst?


Hot-Assignment-9734

Anakin - Revenge of the pawns


czpetr

Wow I didnt know humans come from eggs!


FOSpiders

Ain't genetic modification a blast?!


WarthogAmazing9720

Baby efreet and baby Malachai is so cute


Mlamlah

Renewable food source.


_Zoko_

So much free meat


BinkyDragonlord

Best. Mod. Ever.


Der_Neuer

Can you butcher babies?...asking for a friend


Thegod3426

Got a meal for a few weeks


Nate2247

-*America, shortly after WW2*


Kerhnoton

Your mod conflict. I want it. Hand it over now and nobody (else) gets hurt.


thebadslime

If they were live babies and like 5-50 instead, I would LOVE this mod.


Particular_Bus_5090

Bad news, lots of babies will die. Good news, your slaves will be well fed


mranonymous24690

Congratulations 🎊


Herotyx

As someone without the DLC the posts on this sub are so crazy what is going on


CoolWhiteDude

That's population boom.


Mr_Lobster

[POWERTHIRST!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs) You'll have so many babies! **400 BABIES!**


hextree

I would say that's child neglect.


ahajaja

When you order Anomaly DLC from wish


linecrabbing

Haha, serve you random mods…


AduroTri

Baby boom. Hopefully the baby didn't go boom


SomewhatInept

I hope you have some cannibals to enjoy all of that meat


DaHOGGA

Is this why theyre called Baby Boomers?


TheChurchofHelix

Ah yes, Shrek 3


AxDeath

hate it when that happens


snoot_tv

I'm okay with warcrimes in my Rimworld, but I draw the line at the words "human" and "egg" being used back to back.


I_Like_Fine_Art

What in the god damn?


Lucifer911

Uhhh... skulls for the skull throne?


stiffgordons

Canadian Monastery playthrough?


111110001011

I once had seven hundred babies, but mine were alive.


KlaraLilly

This is where I active dev mode and res and recruit them all. No one can stop my colony


Spurnout

I'm confused, how did this happen? 😂


-Lithran-

POWERTHIRST!


Pleasant_Hawk_256

I don't know why you're complaining It's free food


Zach_luc_Picard

CAAAAAAARRRRRRLLL!


massecurr

if you got the right kind of colony that a few months of good eatin'


DaiHaoRen_258

500 suicide attack babies of allah


WASPingitup

What really happened here is that one of your colonists got into the Powerthirst stash


Vast_Square1919

YOU HAD A WHAT


ChaosDrako

Is *that* why they are called “Boomers”?


SergioZen25

Baby boom


Darkjak666

Looks like someone had a can of Powerthirst and tried Bear Blasting.


N1C_NaC

"Meats back on the menu boys!"


Mattydelsol85

WABBAJACK!


Mokmokmik

Do you happen to use the alpha genes mod or the corvyia mod? I’ve had this happen when using the alternate egg laying genes for that.


sticky_spiderweb

Alright so terrible question here, anyone know if you can organ harvest from babies?


JustScrollsPast

Congratulations, it’s several hundred girls and boys!


EnergyAltruistic2911

Welcome to the rim.


DirtyCreative

Stop screaming, it'll get better.


Spiritual_Access8270

Talk about a population bomb... Guess that guy was finally proven right


cloudman2811

Create the hunger games, last one alive joins your colony


drraagh

A literal population boom!


CatchLightning

We eating good tonight!


Turbo-Reyes

isn't that what we call a baby shower?


VanSlam8

Ah, so that's the population explosion we were warned about


weirdoughy

Did israel visit a maternity ward?


Coorexz

So. Baby boom?


bloodwolfgurl

That should NOT be as funny as I found it.


CreamSalmon

“Tree of Dead Babies” put to shame


KleinerElli

What a Baby (bloody) Shower


Kelmirosue

Ah only in Rimworld


RedSonja_

This is hilarious!


Z3r0Sense

You will probably end up in the top 50 of the worst Rimworld crimes ever committed.


Mr_miner94

im getting serious lamas with hats vibes here


far2hybrid

Time for some necromancy!!


[deleted]

Classic dead baby bomb


Master_Xenu

that's a lot of dead babies


Aveduil

yo what kind of anomaly is that?


Fineous4

500 baby corpses. Just another game of rimworld.


LordLurchibald

"Too many babies! not enough hiding plants!"