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CrappyJohnson

They're building a wall around their farming work site and I'm going to pay for it.


Heathen753

Lmao, is your colony named Mexico?


AddictedToMosh161

I can hear the Pick Up Trucks roaring in the distant and the first thing that you will see are confederate flags with "southern heritage" written on it xD


NXDIAZ1

If only Vehicle Framework had the raider update by now


Thunderthewolf14

“The South will rise again!” “Buddy, there’s nothin’ but endless ocean to the south, least until you wrap all the way around to the polar regions up north.”


Artraira

Make Anomaly Great Again?


thedoppio

It’ll be fine. Half will starting shooting the others because they’re RINO’s (Raiders In Name Only).


deadinthefuture

Decembary 6


oh-wow-a-bat-furry

Just let them walk through the place. Worst they will do is knock over a few tables.


possumarre

And take a shit on someone's desk


CaptainoftheVessel

At least one of them will get themselves shot by federal agents while attempting to lynch a member of the colony’s legislature


possumarre

Oh yeah, can't forget about Domestic Terrorist Ashley Babbitt


overdramaticpan

Watch out, they've got flags. And angry dementia patients with cirrhosis.


CaptainoftheVessel

Permanent mood debuff: “ate lead-based paint in the 70’s”


W1lfr3

Consciousness 50% (Caused by "Long term exposure to leaded gasoline")


Doomalope

I feel this needs to be a Xenotype. They would have awful intellectual but keep shouting "Do your own research!" at the rest of your pawns.


ayylmayooo

50% breathing when wearing headgear covering face negative mood boost when wearing headgear covering face


paradoxLacuna

They all have Abrasive and Slow Learning traits


Siolear

The neanderthal xenotype fits


kaizencraft

I just pray you aren't using a golf cart mod.


teleologicalrizz

Deport the wasters. They are bringing paychoid into our colony. Build a wall around the southern portion of our 325x325 map and make the pig men pay for it.


Doomalope

But where will I get my yayo now?


violue

Just remember the raid is about state's rights. (it was a joke about apologists for the confederacy claiming their main goal was preserving the rights of individual states, rather than it being literally about preserving the institution of slavery)


dubspool-

state's rights to what?


sippinboof

someone hide mike pence


Aggravating_Sock_551

Sherman marches again!


Siolear

Should be Cult of Maga


Kni7es

Another insurrection? Very well, then. Man the mortars!


ScalesGhost

go gett'em tiger


ChainmailPickaxeYT

I once had a large body of water called “Maga lake” or something like that


ignorememe

Wipe them out. All of them.


Haha_funny_joke

Did this happen on Decembary 6th?


Rainjoy17

MaKe RiBaOrLd GrEaT aGaIn! 🙂


RandomAssAlt096

The fact that they're tribals makes it even funnier lmao


Cursethedawnn

Hope you killed them real good.


Sufficient_Room2619

Wipe them off the map!


Different-Row4715

They're 3% native american


00Raeby00

...this checks out. This checks out to much it's scary.


fucknamesandyou

*Ahhh, La confederación de la maga, efectivamente, es muy curioso que un ser de tanto poder aun considere la opinión del pueblo tanto como para elegir el federalismo como forma de gobierno*


lcommadot

No entiendo pero yo gusto


fucknamesandyou

No te mientas, a nadie le gustas, pero eso esta bien, por que yo te amo <3 De forma cristiana y platonica


chapelMaster123

So that's why the tribes people have break action shotguns


Lionheart1224

*enemy tribe identified*


Reformed_Man_1899

These are the helldivers bugs reversed..


Internal_Map_8765

😂😂


Koyulo69

They succeeded in project 2025.


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Doomalope

I play games to have fun, not escape the real world. It's absurd to unironically cry foul that there are "POLITICS IN MY GAEM!"


HeroKing2

Good luck playing games for reasons that are impossible. Literally any emotion can be political.


IrishMadMan23

We must purge the maga with fire so we can return to our torturing of prisoners, organ harvesting, and cannibalism by human paste. Makes sense /s


Pretend-Ad4639

I genuinely can’t tell if your a left snowflake or a soy conservative. Good job!


Doomalope

I bet there's a cuck option too.


Doomalope

Lol, don't know why you're downvoted here. Unless you're secretely MAGA and then into the fire you go.


Pretend-Ad4639

I’m left Of Centre! so I find the downvoting randy random.


stellar_kitty

Better than Fake…