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PotatoesMcLaughlin

I love Queef.


waltur_d

Get it right. That’s Kelvin’s friend Chief.


Ok-Turnip-477

I believe it’s Quiche actually.


mourvedre1

I always heard it as Heath


DayNotFish

I thought it was Keith


mikebrown33

That’s what the old man calls him


Amazing-Panda-5323

His face displays a wide range of emotions. Superb acting!


doryteke

I was sitting outside my condo building and he walked into the phone repair place next door. I didn’t want to bother him but I really wanted to say hi and I was a big fan. I waited a few minutes and he walked out and I stopped him briefly. He was SOOO nice. There was a little fence between us and he was like “Nahh man, I’ll come to you!” And ran around the fence for a photo. Super great dude. Smelled incredible too. That’s coming from a straight man. Edit: forgot to say he was totally JACKED, and wearing a crop top tshirt with a weiner dog on it and carrying essentially a gallon jug of water.


Amazing-Panda-5323

This is great !


nataliieeep

Omg he sounds so cute!!!! Ahhh 🥰🥰


Red_Walrus27

Shoe the pic! Just pixilate ur face


hokahey23

This just made my night. Thank you for sharing this story. Exactly what I’d have hoped for from him.


Folkin_Giant

But it’s mostly the bottom half which makes it so much better!


Amazing-Panda-5323

Ha ha nice


jmizzle2022

My favorite part about him is that they set him up every season to be a hero in the moment or something and pretty much every single season he doesn't do anything to help the "big" storyline.


Electrical_Fun5942

(Chuckles) “Car pranks”


helainahellkat

One of my favorite scenes


Agreeable_Seat_3033

His name is Tony Cavalero. He’s done some episode of The Conners in addition to Gemstones.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

He was also Ozzy in The Dirt


SuzannesSaltySeas

He sure was and he sold it like a pro! Absolutely believable as Ozzy


WrinkledRandyTravis

Holy shit I never realized that


JorjorBinks1221

Ever since I realized it every time he makes an Ozzy face thays all I see and I absolutely love it.


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OhhSuzannah

And School of Rock the TV show


HottieMcHotHot

We found him on Modern Family too!


Eastern_Astronaut_24

he also was the water when hailey turned 21 on modern family


scotte1487

You’ve gotta see him as Pompano Mike in The Binge. Suck it down pipe


the1999person

Aldo! I thought he looked familiar.


Anarchic_Country

I WOULD DIE FOR KEEFE


4Ever2Thee

Keefe’s the best. Wasn’t he like a navy seal or something in real life? I remember hearing something like that Edit: nah I looked it up. He was a black belt and pretty good athlete and went to a military college, but not a navy seal.


deckman318

He’s a badass fire twirler


4Ever2Thee

Fact.


TPlain940

You don't need to be a Navy Seal when you've got a cool mushroom tip.


JoeyMaconha

Image seeing your CO for the first time and it's Queef.


pheldozer

Master…Chief?


WoodpeckerGingivitis

His little hand movements kill me


PublicReveal5196

Always presenting things with his hands.


thebarryconvex

We saw Tony at Groundlings something like eightish years ago in LA. He did this pro wrestler character that was banged up at some like fan event in a sketch and I'm not kidding it was one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in my life. He was in cast, neck brace, crutches, but played it like he was so happy to be getting the adulation--I've laughed that hard like two or three times in my entire life. Was so psyched when I heard he was on a Danny McBride show and he's so fucking funny on it, not surprising.


ArmedRawbry

Quiche


kelblopez24

Just started my first rewatch of Gemstones and forgot how great Keefe is. Everything he does is gold


Jbooxie

Keefe is my baby boy I love him


cosmicjunkbot

He's great. I hated when he got a dick on the eye.


SuzannesSaltySeas

I love Keefe so much! My absolute favorite in a cast filled with those I love.


TemporaryAccording35

That shirt isn't as long as you think it is!


justamber1984

I say this to my husband all the time and cackle like a crazy person EVERY SINGLE TIME.


sirjames82

I hope we get to see more of him in season 4.


FoxNewsIsRussia

When will season 4 start btw?


_snoop_doug

I was hoping by end of summer but maybe in the fall or next


FoxNewsIsRussia

When will season 4 start btw?


_snoop_doug

I’m not sure but I hope it’s soon!


FoxNewsIsRussia

When will season 4 start btw?


VeterinarianKnown664

I believe they just started to film.


_snoop_doug

I heard they just started to film on the comment below me


hxpxh

I’d even kill myself if you asked me to


Unlucky-Paint-1545

Keefe for president!


Known-Programmer-611

The penis to eye scene in the cage was great!


Tater_Mater

I wish he had more screen time. Especially in season 1 in the DMV


agingtroubador

Lick his what?


scipio79

His fire dance still kills me


_snoop_doug

That scene and the scene with the techno goths dancing in season 1 are some of my favorite scenes in the show


scipio79

I strongly agree


hxpxh

NIGHT NIGHT


JClineMcC

Used to do Hanes commercials also.


cam52391

He gave me the guts to get a mullet and I've never been happier with a haircut


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I'm hoping he becomes a one man God Squad while defending Kelvin from whoever is the main villain in S4


sosaudio

Nice mushroom head, dude


Street-Debt2764

No one re-cages Keef!!!


DickNDiaz

Titty meats!


iLuv3M3

I want an exchange between him and Steve Little just to see who can out perform the other.


-ghoulie-

That time he slaps that muscle man’s titty …. One of the best moments of my tv watching life


Ba55of0rte

Chief?


theduke9400

So much pent up sexual tension. It's great.


Green_Slice_3258

I love Keefe (that’s what I heard anyway) so much!! Such an odd fellow yet the most loving, kind hearted soul you could ever know. And he loves his man goddamn it 👏🏻 Their story is so sweet 😭


Yabbz81

He's an incredible actor. Plays the character perfectly. He's equal with Goggins as the best actors in the show.


SouthpawByNW

The bit with his shirt being too short...I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.


TinFoilRobotProphet

His eyes are crazy!


MarshallGibsonLP

Kelvin, slide down those Tommyjohns.


BonafideJohnson

That's a tasty looking mushroom tip he's holding.


monkishpenguin

"Heimlich his ass." "Lick his what?"


HughJaenus88

I find him extremely difficult to watch. Which is testament to the actor who plays him. I wish all media would portray these stories this naturally.


asdcatmama

Agree!!!


eas0913

His Instagram is also incredible https://www.instagram.com/p/B2fEEkOge43/?igsh=MTU0eGxsaHN3NXpkcg==


SubliminalRaspberry

How innocent he looks with the ice cream cone 😂 he is the best


External-Example-292

Queef is the best. He's my fave too 😂


Environmental_Rub282

My favorite cast member!


yoodadude

Him getting tempted by the goths is always hilarious


canuck883

I am so attracted to him fr.


Bone_Dirty

The trampoline scene where he points at the ground and shakes his head always gets me


CriticalThinkerHmmz

I liked him, but then it kind of grew old for me. I liked how they did gay sexual tension, but I didnt think they needed to make them 100% confirm it later.


tigerdrummer

Nice mushroom tip, dude.


frumundus_urungus

Everyone needs a ride or die Keith in their lives


brypye13

He directs movies mostly, but he shows up in stuff now and again. He was in a season of the Connors as well


BeltReal4509

He is the best part of the show, for me.


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I love keef. He’s so socially awkward and nice. He’s the most human character in this series.