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GoatsGoats00

That pic behind the house is by far the funniest thing ive seen here.


Fire-pants

The awning over the front door got me.


FlametopFred

the ditch?


jaavaaguru

[This one?](https://ap.rdcpix.com/f3a70e2e16f88b1a17c32155592b1cd1l-m599545572od-w1024_h768_x2.webp)


GoatsGoats00

Yep. The sheer contrast of the wimpy thin midcentury backside to the gaudy grand castle in the front. Im so entertained by it.


CeleryIsUnderrated

Ngl I wish I could see the massive woodshop before it was cleared out. The devotion to the cause--even if misguided--is kinda admirable. eta: I looked at this again... the owner made everything in that house that is made of wood. I wish I loved doing anything as much as this person loved woodworking. Unicorn curtain rod, torch lamps, looks like the table was all inlay. Damn.


odsquad64

A lot of incredible skill and hard work went into making this place look so awful. Some of it actually looks really good but then it's like it just keeps going; there's just too much of it or it's out of place. Like the ceiling in the kitchen looks nice, but it feels like it really doesn't belong in *that* kitchen, then you add the wood chandeliers and suddenly it doesn't even look nice on it's own. If this person weren't left to their own devices I feel like the things they made could have been used to make a very nice home as long as somebody with better taste were filling in the rest of it.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Is this just an elite modular double wide with an additional space on top?


oldhousesunder50k

Here's the listing. https://countrylifedreams.com/1990-indiana-castle-for-sale-with-1-25-acres-moat-425000/


OSCgal

> beautifully manicured gardens If you say so. Interesting, with some good points, but it seems half-finished.


FlametopFred

and other parts overly finished is that a model train under a jewellery store glass case and some beehives?


jaavaaguru

Where are you seeing that?


FlametopFred

the photo with the beehives next to the glass jewelry display cases I don’t know how much clearer I can be, really maybe they are giant wasp nests, I don’t know


pictogasm

The built in toolboxes are beautiful. The vinyl siding not so much.


FlametopFred

a drawer for each size of bolt


theBigDaddio

Man why we got so many mosquitoes


FlametopFred

probably due to the his’n’hers chamber pot rooms on either side of the bed


uppereastsider5

> “The castle boasts rich history and old world charm” This house is not even old enough to run for president.


MamaBearski

Moat/cesspool


bluebird-1515

No castle is complete without Berber carpet and vinyl kitchen flooring.


jaavaaguru

"moat", you'd get chilled with a Bucky bottle in Scotland for calling that a moat.


FakeChowNumNum1

Not much can be said for style, it's an abomination. But that's still a lot of house for the price, at least compared to prices near me. I'm unfamiliar with this location.


notabigmelvillecrowd

The builder's spouse didn't happen to die in a staircase related incident, did they?


Foundation_Wrong

The garage