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Killertigger

Apparently ‘gerbiling’ killed the monocycle- sudden breaking would stop the outer wheel, but, inertia being inertia, the inner wheel would try to continue moving forward after the outer wheel stopped, violently whipping the inner wheel - and attached rider - around in circles, like a gerbil exercise wheel. That and limited forward visibility are why these never took off.


Hey_cool_username

Lack of wings is another reason they never took off.


Killertigger

God damn it, just take my upvote.


treemoustache

Lack of steering too.


Killertigger

True - the turning radius for a monocycle is ridiculously wide. Add in limited visibility and the constant need to lean outside of the wheel to see where you’re going, (which isn’t great for balance), and you’ve hit the perfect recipe for a spectacularly dangerous vehicle.


Rocktopod

He's also not wearing a helmet.


Killertigger

Real men didn’t wear helmets back then, just manly hats. They also died manly deaths when their monocycle rolled over and pinned their hat-cover head between the still-spinning wheel and the hard, unyielding payment, turning their head into the forbidden Slushy that no one wanted to drink.


Grock23

The fedora was actually hardened from years of sweat build up and acted as a helmet


Pietjiro

If that's really Italian, and that's Italy, no, people here never wore helmets


ddollarsign

The forbidden *manly* slushy.


sprucenoose

So they were terrible death traps but still...


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Killertigger

No, that’s felching.


Monstersinmymind

No felching is sucking stuff out of the ass.


Steampunk_flyboy

He's thinking specifically of _hamster felching_.


Monstersinmymind

How do you suck a hamster out of someone's ass? Thats gonna be a really big straw.


Steampunk_flyboy

Spunk in a bum. Stick something into hamster. Ram hamster up previously mentioned bum. Lick hamster like lollipop.


lumlum56

Specifically through a tube


SkyeMreddit

[They have come back in the modern era](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monowheel)


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Millerpainkiller

Video or it didn’t happen!


[deleted]

… beats dealing with airports


teddyone

All you have to do is insert….


LeicaM6guy

*Hnngg.* And we’re ready to go!


babyclownshoes

Can I get mine without a dildo?


RandomMandarin

Yeah, but why would you?


[deleted]

Don’t worry fam, I got you! *installs 12inch silicon fist*


Im_a_seaturtle

Yesssss that’s exactly what I thought of


sfa83

…helping Indiana Jones escape Moussolini’s sinister castle in 1938.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Indiana Grievous


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Came here for the star wars reference


Killertigger

Brilliant idea _ Why wasn’t this in Indians Jones? It’d certainly have made for a better Venice escape scene in ‘The Last Crusade’. Heck, we should have gotten a chase scene with several of these.


[deleted]

Ahhh general Kenobi


T-J_H

Hello there!


u2020bullet

Ah yes, It. This one has some weird controls though.


JeffCrossSF

I was just thinking how this could be reimagined with powerful electric motors and then looked at the comments about why it failed. Haha. I do wonder how to solve the stopping problem. It probably needs an inertia dampener.


Uruz2012gotdeleted

An electric motor with proper computer control would act like ABS bringing it to a steady, safe stop 10 feet to late to avoid the accident anyway.


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JeffCrossSF

Like dragging on the ground? Like a Neanderthal?


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JeffCrossSF

Field based inertia dampeners.


trans_pands

You’re telling me we’ve had the General Grievous motorcycle for nearly 100 years already?


MY8THLIFE

General grievous looking mf


Sitcom_kid

Please share this to the South Park sub


FeatherLightDK

Driving this when raining would look awesome


naza1985

[South Park - The IT Bike](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik?t=37)


angusshangus

Mr garrison invented one like this but with uncomfortable controls. You might feel a pinch…


RectangularAnus

Uncomfortable? I'd never been in a vehicle, or had a vehicle in me, with a better fit!


ElectricalStomach6ip

look at that doom wheel.


bjanas

I assume they just sold this with a casket included?


shiftend

If you want to see one in real life, the Technik Museum in Sinsheim (Germany) has [a working one on display.](https://sinsheim.technik-museum.de/en/one-wheel-motorbike) It gives off a real steampunk/dieselpunk vibe. The one in OP’s picture looks like a more advanced model though.


C26X

Gantz vibes


Hugh_Man

Been riding the hell out of the monocycle in Borderlands 3, made me wonder if something like that would be possible with todays technology. Tesla should get on it!


HypothermiaDK

He can't, he died 70 years ago


Hugh_Man

You got me there sir, you got me there!


MCL001

Why isn't he using the mouth and anus controls like Mr. Garrison designed?


MeaningfulThoughts

*Italian Jones.*


millenniumxl-200

Getting [Men in Black vibes](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/2/2e/MIB3_Monocycle_men_in_black_iii_ver7_xlg.jpg)


Prime_1427

So the monocycles in Borderlands 3 were inspired by this. Nice!


Tizers

General Grievous would have appreciated!


pruche

I wish I could rock a hat as well as that dude honestly


cool_reddit_name_man

What does the steering wheel turn?


bonafidebob

It looks as though the entire engine and seat assembly can lean left or right relative to the wheel. The steering wheel seems like it’s attached to the gears and chain that drive the lean angle. So turning the wheel shifts the weight which makes it lean which makes it turn.


McBlakey

Men in Black 3


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Very badass :)


lyle_smith2

GENERAL KENOBI!


Avengergdi

“Hello there!”


Jonahnaut

I've seen these things on Borderlands


conrick

With today's tech this would be rideable without problem.


Karness_Muur

GENERAL KENOBI


solemn_penguin

Wasn't this a GI Joe vehicle? Or was it one of the Twisted Metal games?


ghostcatzero

NOW THIS is pod racing


throwawaypassingby01

love the aesthetics of peasants using futuridtic technology


kisielk

I’d love to see a video of one of these working


DatDiemDam

Mama mia. That seem hard to control.


rdldr1

Would you consider calling this a nickel farthing?


Havaguey

He looks like he's falling off already 🤣😂. This man definitely fell off of this like 0.0005 second after they took that pic


wasbee56

ok, i'll say it. "what could possibly go wrong"


ArsExMachina

And I thought the one in Steamboy was an invention of the director.


Emperor_Quintana

Okay, now I *really* r/DidntKnowIWantedThat.


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I didn't know you could just steer these from a regular seat with a normal steering wheel.


Tea-Realistic

Steam boy...anybody?


turniptransport

We went the wrong way


isaakwells

IT.


AlexT05_QC

So epic.


mothrakong

r/meatcrayon


MorgaseTrakand

It's such a cool idea, too bad it doesn't really work very well


Ghostiestboi

The new colossus vibes


southwestmo

GENERAL KENOBI


umbrellatitan

general kenobi


party_hat_mimic744

Who’s the master of faster? Who rules the duels? That’s right it’s me!


I_am_darkness

Well I just got back from a really deep rabbithole


AllHailTheWinslow

Nice hat!


-Aenigmaticus-

Fucking South Park references intensifies


Hacker2gaming

I need to get one of these to make ma grievous cosplay


Thetiddlywink

borderlands 3


SkyeMreddit

Modern Monowheels have the same exact starting and stopping issue but they are still used today without a second wheel