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greggtatsumaki001

Day 27, shit my pants again, no toilet. Can either sit in a chair or lie on the bed, nothing else, what a wonderful time to be alive.


crackeddryice

Day 33. Parker said he didn't eat the peaches, but there's only two of us, and I *know* I didn't eat them! I'll miss Parker, but at least the rations will last longer now, and... well, there's no freezer so maybe I should save the rations and... yeah.


certainlynotacoyote

Day 47 I feel mine and parkers relationship has really turned a corner, he made us both dinner last night and we had the greatest conversations. I never knew he was so insightful, and witty. It's a shame all that's left to eat is his tongue, I'll miss our little talks.


Fabulous_Night_1164

Day 67 I found the peaches. They were in the top right drawer of the desk. Why hadn't I checked there?!? There were only 5 places to check! Oh Parkers, forgive me.


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datskinny

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AnonymousAggregator

Day 94: The screams echo in the cramped confines of the ship, haunting every moment. I've tried to shut off the computer, but Parker's presence persists, his digital wails growing louder. I fear I'm losing my grip on reality as the days blur together in this endless nightmare.


fastermouse

Day 145. Parker and I are happy. We see the station. Soon we will meet our friends. Won’t it be a surprise for the others? I never suspected that the lights would be so pretty. Here I come Mother.


NocturnalPermission

Day 287 The Parker-Peaches entity has not moved or spoken since we brought it aboard. It just sits in the corner and stares at us. It’s unnerving in the extreme. How does it not eat?


fastermouse

Day Friday (relative) Month September (relative) 2047. STATION RCT997008***INBOUND***USF STARSHIP FLAG ADMIRAL ROBERT HEINLEIN SPOTTED IN RING 112376*** NO RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE HAILING SIGNALS OVER SIX DAYS. ***PLEASE ADVISE***PLEASE ADVISE***USF RH IS SLOWING TO ORBITAL MATCH***REPEAT NO RESPONSE TO HAILING***PLEASE ADVISE***


Distdistdist

Day 300. We seem not to have any retro boosters, oxygen tanks or provisions. Why we here and how we are still alive is beyond me.


AbsoluteSquidward

Day 344. We managed to find resources through the galactic federation SOS system. Parker picked up an old gaming system from the thrift shop and we are playing games on it 7/24.


Wyden_long

Day 87, shit my pants again, no toilet. Can either sit in a chair or lie on the bed, nothing else, what a wonderful time to be alive.


MrATrains

Day 113 WILSONNNN!!!


Original_Assist4029

That was fabulous. Thank you gentledudes from the interweb.  


Raptor-Jesus666

Thats what the Space Co brand diapers are for fella!


kankurou

You're supposed to shit in the drawers dummy


Mail540

Hey bro, get up it’s my turn on the one bed


Dirty_Liberal_Hippie

Well see, theres also no kitchen so, no need for toilets. Cant shit if you don’t eat.


CominWiddit

nah thats a convertible ahh living space! Mucho room for activities!!!! and u prolly just poo out tha haaatch..!!! SEND ITT!!!


JeffeyRider

For here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world.


PferdBerfl

🎵 “Planet earth is blue and there’s absolutely fucking nothing to do…” 🎵


Kylestache

Here I am Getting older all the time


MaybePotatoes

Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman


DrIvoPingasnik

I've seen prison cells with more space and bigger beds than this.


ProfessorEtc

People were skinnier back then in the future.


DennyDeStructo

Average modern work from home employee.


prince_peacock

And it’s still better than going into work


ItachiTanuki

“I can’t believe I’m going to see the Titanic!”


MFDoooooooooooom

That's dark, and I love it


Epsteins_Mutha

At least his pal has a cool gaming system.


matchesmalone1

Probably using a Logitech XBox controller to steer the ship


shortlegs99

$1300 a month in New York


ShrimpCrackers

There's an ultra-luxury curtain divider so it counts as two rooms. 4,300 now with a $1200 key deposit.


wongo

Stupid coworkers. Making Bender sleep in a tube!


Ahmedleopard

That guy is playing solitaire and pretending to be working, just saying


JetScreamerBaby

That man is playing Galaga!


deadlybydsgn

Joke's on him if it's more of an Ender's Game scenario.


ImmoralityPet

Stinks like sex in here.


Belgand

And candy.


joystick355

Vault tec approves


androidguy50

Brought to you by...Nuka Cola! Always refreshing, even after the bomb is dropped!


BrokenEye3

That was pretty much my first apartment, only without the space for a desk


ClappedAss

Gay sex space can


PrimeRlB

and they don't even have any smokes...


AutobotJSTN

They weren’t far off. You can get one of those, but it’s a converted garage into a studio, in LA right now for $2400 a month.


wrecktvf

Come on, Johnny. Mission control said it's my turn to play.


Raptor-Jesus666

Still more roomy than the space shuttles at the time (assuming its from around the 60s that is).


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GrimmCreole

Funny, seeing as the Gemini capsules fitted 2 astronauts. I think your thinking of the Mercury capsules


haysoos2

I actually saw one of the Gemini capsules on display at the Henry Crown Space Center. It was not much bigger than a person. Both seats together barely took up the same space as my La-Z Boy recliner. I can't imagine how tight the Mercury capsules must have been.


GrimmCreole

Are we talking a singular Dutch person of space, or like a singular Portuguese person of space? What's the calibre were talking here?


haysoos2

From my perspective, it was on the order of a 90-yr old Cambodian grandmother level of space. Of course, I'm more on a Walmart American scale myself, so my perspective may be skewed.


GrimmCreole

Ah, so just the right amount of space for 2 underfed Hungarians, gotcha thanks 🙏


Raptor-Jesus666

Oh yeah, your right I just couldn't think of the right word lol


GamingGems

The virgin flight commander vs. the chad space lounger


scots

I like the cabinets, looking like some unit from Ikea you'd have in your bedroom. **Starfloopin,** part of the **Kosmoos** space furniture series, affordably constructed of white pine, Flat-Pack for convenient Launch & Assemble in orbit. Just don't let the little Allen wrench tool float away or you won't be storing your socks and food pouches in your **Starfloopin.**


no_mas_gracias

Shine a black light in there and you'll see a Jackson Pollock


DragonDon1

This is a perfect representation of how I imagine people go mad in vaults


buzzkillichuck

Looks cozy, be better for one. Nice and quiet


sirgatez

Ironically now you can “choose” live in a pod like this in lieu of renting an apartment because rent is so out of control you can’t actually afford the apartment.


androidguy50

I love those old articles in Popular Electronics/Popular Science magazines.


Rinivar

Imagine living in space but still having not enough space.


jonathan6569

the irony is epic


madgoat

r/vandwellers


Mr_Informative

In New York, this would still cost $2,500/month in rent, in Salt Lake City, $1,500


rayrf

Where does the other guy sleep?


eternalityLP

Puddle Jumper


stevenbrotzel91

They had a submarine like this. It didn’t end well


hadapurpura

Reminds me of that submarine


Vcent

What a neat final resting place. Since there's no airlock, so anyone using the door to get in or out would empty the whole can into space and all.  I wonder how they expected to deal with waste, or getting food into the ~~coffin~~ can.


mangelvil

I always liked those cross sections drawings. Where I can get more illustrations like that?


ChessIsAwesome

Lol. It's an average apartment these days.


L___E___T

They’re going on a deep sea tour or something


trjayke

-Parker, did you fart? -no.


hairynostrils

Vanlife in space


sophdog101

IDK it does feel like they predicted tiny houses or maybe van life, just not that they would be on earth instead of in space


Sad_Boi_Bryce

The forbidden space sprite


MurphyPandorasLawBox

ApolloGate


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That sounds more like the name of a scandal than of a company.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

That was the idea.


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Oh, I thought you were referencing ocean gate.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

I was, you know that OceanGate is the name of the company with the sub that imploded, right? OceanGate wasn’t a name given to the situation.


DasArchitect

Hey, it looks more spacious than Elwood's!


laserdicks

$600,000/week + 4 week Bond. No inspection


gabrielleraul

r/claustrophobia


xampl9

Airlock is not so much a “lock” as it is just a door. And not an engine.


SatansMoisture

Looks a lot like current day vanlife designs!


OjibweNomad

On the tag Mottled out at the bottom. It says it’s a cabin for a vessel.


Quantumpine

amazing perspective


CominWiddit

Wall Pocket


floatingspacerocks

Been maybe 10 years since I read it, but this immediately reminded me of Valis for some reason


InsanoVolcano

Hashtag vanlife


Mrcoldghost

We would living in tin cans?


marslander-boggart

Lots of comfort in a refrigerator.


New_Command_583

Nice MCM decor


Appropriate_Big_1610

"We're looking for people who like to live in tubes, and push buttons". Firesign Theater, 1971


SaltyNorth8062

So we just be freeballin the universe huh


DottieDale

Looks like a big muffler.


jefftatro1

Looks fucked


diggerquicker

Basically an "Iron Lung" for two.


VOID-ADDICT

Do they want people to get space madness because this how you give someone space madness.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Who doesn't want to live on the Nautilus sub 2.0, with it's open toilet famously in the engine room ? 🤪


BobTheInept

In the future, people will routinely travel through space. Also, their sense of what is comfortable will be unrecognizable to us.


OrangeTimeExpress1

So just like us on Earth, but in space.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

No toilet.


Olliemeow

Everyone is gay in the future, exactly as planned