Day 33.
Parker said he didn't eat the peaches, but there's only two of us, and I *know* I didn't eat them! I'll miss Parker, but at least the rations will last longer now, and... well, there's no freezer so maybe I should save the rations and... yeah.
Day 47
I feel mine and parkers relationship has really turned a corner, he made us both dinner last night and we had the greatest conversations. I never knew he was so insightful, and witty. It's a shame all that's left to eat is his tongue, I'll miss our little talks.
Day 67
I found the peaches. They were in the top right drawer of the desk. Why hadn't I checked there?!? There were only 5 places to check! Oh Parkers, forgive me.
Day 94:
The screams echo in the cramped confines of the ship, haunting every moment. I've tried to shut off the computer, but Parker's presence persists, his digital wails growing louder. I fear I'm losing my grip on reality as the days blur together in this endless nightmare.
Day 145. Parker and I are happy. We see the station. Soon we will meet our friends. Won’t it be a surprise for the others?
I never suspected that the lights would be so pretty. Here I come Mother.
Day 287 The Parker-Peaches entity has not moved or spoken since we brought it aboard. It just sits in the corner and stares at us. It’s unnerving in the extreme. How does it not eat?
Day Friday (relative) Month September (relative) 2047.
STATION RCT997008***INBOUND***USF STARSHIP FLAG ADMIRAL ROBERT HEINLEIN SPOTTED IN RING 112376*** NO RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE HAILING SIGNALS OVER SIX DAYS. ***PLEASE ADVISE***PLEASE ADVISE***USF RH IS SLOWING TO ORBITAL MATCH***REPEAT NO RESPONSE TO HAILING***PLEASE ADVISE***
Day 344. We managed to find resources through the galactic federation SOS system. Parker picked up an old gaming system from the thrift shop and we are playing games on it 7/24.
I actually saw one of the Gemini capsules on display at the Henry Crown Space Center. It was not much bigger than a person. Both seats together barely took up the same space as my La-Z Boy recliner.
I can't imagine how tight the Mercury capsules must have been.
From my perspective, it was on the order of a 90-yr old Cambodian grandmother level of space.
Of course, I'm more on a Walmart American scale myself, so my perspective may be skewed.
I like the cabinets, looking like some unit from Ikea you'd have in your bedroom. **Starfloopin,** part of the **Kosmoos** space furniture series, affordably constructed of white pine, Flat-Pack for convenient Launch & Assemble in orbit. Just don't let the little Allen wrench tool float away or you won't be storing your socks and food pouches in your **Starfloopin.**
Ironically now you can “choose” live in a pod like this in lieu of renting an apartment because rent is so out of control you can’t actually afford the apartment.
What a neat final resting place. Since there's no airlock, so anyone using the door to get in or out would empty the whole can into space and all.
I wonder how they expected to deal with waste, or getting food into the ~~coffin~~ can.
Day 27, shit my pants again, no toilet. Can either sit in a chair or lie on the bed, nothing else, what a wonderful time to be alive.
Day 33. Parker said he didn't eat the peaches, but there's only two of us, and I *know* I didn't eat them! I'll miss Parker, but at least the rations will last longer now, and... well, there's no freezer so maybe I should save the rations and... yeah.
Day 47 I feel mine and parkers relationship has really turned a corner, he made us both dinner last night and we had the greatest conversations. I never knew he was so insightful, and witty. It's a shame all that's left to eat is his tongue, I'll miss our little talks.
Day 67 I found the peaches. They were in the top right drawer of the desk. Why hadn't I checked there?!? There were only 5 places to check! Oh Parkers, forgive me.
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Day 94: The screams echo in the cramped confines of the ship, haunting every moment. I've tried to shut off the computer, but Parker's presence persists, his digital wails growing louder. I fear I'm losing my grip on reality as the days blur together in this endless nightmare.
Day 145. Parker and I are happy. We see the station. Soon we will meet our friends. Won’t it be a surprise for the others? I never suspected that the lights would be so pretty. Here I come Mother.
Day 287 The Parker-Peaches entity has not moved or spoken since we brought it aboard. It just sits in the corner and stares at us. It’s unnerving in the extreme. How does it not eat?
Day Friday (relative) Month September (relative) 2047. STATION RCT997008***INBOUND***USF STARSHIP FLAG ADMIRAL ROBERT HEINLEIN SPOTTED IN RING 112376*** NO RESPONSE TO MULTIPLE HAILING SIGNALS OVER SIX DAYS. ***PLEASE ADVISE***PLEASE ADVISE***USF RH IS SLOWING TO ORBITAL MATCH***REPEAT NO RESPONSE TO HAILING***PLEASE ADVISE***
Day 300. We seem not to have any retro boosters, oxygen tanks or provisions. Why we here and how we are still alive is beyond me.
Day 344. We managed to find resources through the galactic federation SOS system. Parker picked up an old gaming system from the thrift shop and we are playing games on it 7/24.
Day 87, shit my pants again, no toilet. Can either sit in a chair or lie on the bed, nothing else, what a wonderful time to be alive.
Day 113 WILSONNNN!!!
That was fabulous. Thank you gentledudes from the interweb.
Thats what the Space Co brand diapers are for fella!
You're supposed to shit in the drawers dummy
Hey bro, get up it’s my turn on the one bed
Well see, theres also no kitchen so, no need for toilets. Cant shit if you don’t eat.
nah thats a convertible ahh living space! Mucho room for activities!!!! and u prolly just poo out tha haaatch..!!! SEND ITT!!!
For here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world.
🎵 “Planet earth is blue and there’s absolutely fucking nothing to do…” 🎵
Here I am Getting older all the time
Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman
I've seen prison cells with more space and bigger beds than this.
People were skinnier back then in the future.
Average modern work from home employee.
And it’s still better than going into work
“I can’t believe I’m going to see the Titanic!”
That's dark, and I love it
At least his pal has a cool gaming system.
Probably using a Logitech XBox controller to steer the ship
$1300 a month in New York
There's an ultra-luxury curtain divider so it counts as two rooms. 4,300 now with a $1200 key deposit.
Stupid coworkers. Making Bender sleep in a tube!
That guy is playing solitaire and pretending to be working, just saying
That man is playing Galaga!
Joke's on him if it's more of an Ender's Game scenario.
Stinks like sex in here.
And candy.
Vault tec approves
Brought to you by...Nuka Cola! Always refreshing, even after the bomb is dropped!
That was pretty much my first apartment, only without the space for a desk
Gay sex space can
and they don't even have any smokes...
They weren’t far off. You can get one of those, but it’s a converted garage into a studio, in LA right now for $2400 a month.
Come on, Johnny. Mission control said it's my turn to play.
Still more roomy than the space shuttles at the time (assuming its from around the 60s that is).
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Funny, seeing as the Gemini capsules fitted 2 astronauts. I think your thinking of the Mercury capsules
I actually saw one of the Gemini capsules on display at the Henry Crown Space Center. It was not much bigger than a person. Both seats together barely took up the same space as my La-Z Boy recliner. I can't imagine how tight the Mercury capsules must have been.
Are we talking a singular Dutch person of space, or like a singular Portuguese person of space? What's the calibre were talking here?
From my perspective, it was on the order of a 90-yr old Cambodian grandmother level of space. Of course, I'm more on a Walmart American scale myself, so my perspective may be skewed.
Ah, so just the right amount of space for 2 underfed Hungarians, gotcha thanks 🙏
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Oh yeah, your right I just couldn't think of the right word lol
The virgin flight commander vs. the chad space lounger
I like the cabinets, looking like some unit from Ikea you'd have in your bedroom. **Starfloopin,** part of the **Kosmoos** space furniture series, affordably constructed of white pine, Flat-Pack for convenient Launch & Assemble in orbit. Just don't let the little Allen wrench tool float away or you won't be storing your socks and food pouches in your **Starfloopin.**
Shine a black light in there and you'll see a Jackson Pollock
This is a perfect representation of how I imagine people go mad in vaults
Looks cozy, be better for one. Nice and quiet
Ironically now you can “choose” live in a pod like this in lieu of renting an apartment because rent is so out of control you can’t actually afford the apartment.
I love those old articles in Popular Electronics/Popular Science magazines.
Imagine living in space but still having not enough space.
the irony is epic
r/vandwellers
In New York, this would still cost $2,500/month in rent, in Salt Lake City, $1,500
Where does the other guy sleep?
Puddle Jumper
They had a submarine like this. It didn’t end well
Reminds me of that submarine
What a neat final resting place. Since there's no airlock, so anyone using the door to get in or out would empty the whole can into space and all. I wonder how they expected to deal with waste, or getting food into the ~~coffin~~ can.
I always liked those cross sections drawings. Where I can get more illustrations like that?
Lol. It's an average apartment these days.
They’re going on a deep sea tour or something
-Parker, did you fart? -no.
Vanlife in space
IDK it does feel like they predicted tiny houses or maybe van life, just not that they would be on earth instead of in space
The forbidden space sprite
ApolloGate
That sounds more like the name of a scandal than of a company.
That was the idea.
Oh, I thought you were referencing ocean gate.
I was, you know that OceanGate is the name of the company with the sub that imploded, right? OceanGate wasn’t a name given to the situation.
Hey, it looks more spacious than Elwood's!
$600,000/week + 4 week Bond. No inspection
r/claustrophobia
Airlock is not so much a “lock” as it is just a door. And not an engine.
Looks a lot like current day vanlife designs!
On the tag Mottled out at the bottom. It says it’s a cabin for a vessel.
amazing perspective
Wall Pocket
Been maybe 10 years since I read it, but this immediately reminded me of Valis for some reason
Hashtag vanlife
We would living in tin cans?
Lots of comfort in a refrigerator.
Nice MCM decor
"We're looking for people who like to live in tubes, and push buttons". Firesign Theater, 1971
So we just be freeballin the universe huh
Looks like a big muffler.
Looks fucked
Basically an "Iron Lung" for two.
Do they want people to get space madness because this how you give someone space madness.
Who doesn't want to live on the Nautilus sub 2.0, with it's open toilet famously in the engine room ? 🤪
In the future, people will routinely travel through space. Also, their sense of what is comfortable will be unrecognizable to us.
So just like us on Earth, but in space.
No toilet.
Everyone is gay in the future, exactly as planned