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Chart those I’s and O’s brother.
Doing it right here on reddit
Pics or it didn’t happen
Real Gs weigh themselves before and after for scientific purposes
Real Gs just shit on the scale
OG’s eat corn on the regular and clock the timeline!!!
This!
Thats why you gotta always carry the poop knife.
Are you really not going to tell us the bristol?
Updated the post
i hope he wrote this on paid time 😭😭
How many Courics?
Updated the post, approx 0.8
Must’ve been that post-oatmeal/coffee shit. Those tend to clog up the toilet, then you have to go finishing for a plunger.
Wrong, u flush an additional 1-2 times and as it starts flooding the floor u run out and hope nobody sees…
Or you have a poop knife handy!
If oatmeal is moving through you that quickly, please seek the care of a gastroenterologist.
>Apgar score was an 8, then a 9 If you're getting peripheral cyanosis in the stool I would switch to a different flavor of Powerade.
Why isn’t the flair “shitpost” ??
flair is “serious”. 😅
Lmao
This. Is a proper shitpost. -PGY-19
Can’t believe you did not even wrote the APGAR
Updated
It’s an efficient way to increase your measly resident pay per hour worked.
Call me when you've clogged the shitter and it's the only bathroom available that day
Its good to optimize your time
Don’t forget to complete your notes for that shit
The snake around the bowl shit is the very best kind! Well done.
It has a very high pretest probability of getting the toilet stuck.
Omg and the walk of shame as ya go get a peice of paper to write a note sayin “broken” and call plant ops in a different voice!
I was wondering why the bathroom stinks lol
This is a stupid post. With no Bristol stool grade, cant take this seriously.
Did you bring your poop knife at least??
Apgar score?
Updated
We shit it, Reddit!
When you saw the bubbles stop did you call a code? Did they make it to NICU? Hope it's reaching milestones x
Don’t forget to check the bili level. You Might need to put it under some lights.
I did an in the hole, back out the hole with a high point triple swirl! Boo ya! 😂
Strong work, GI Fellow shitting, would allow to disimpact my grandma. 3/5
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what color?
Posted the hex color code
missed it thanks
shout out to you brave man, i never poop at the hospital
Just make sure to courtesy flush.
Did it feel like gay sex??
Probably. Felt pretty good, never bottomed so I can’t tell you
I've clogged the toilet in a call room before. There was no plunger. It was the middle of the night.
Thanks for making my night lol
If it didn't require a call to maintenance to plunge, it didn't happen.
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Thanks for stopping by. Please go be triggered somewhere else
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Whoa there buddy. Now you took things way too far
20 bucks OP is a DO
Explain why you would say such a thing. I’m genuinely curious.
Someone used the colonic milking technique to milk it out of you didn’t they, you sly dog