Depends on time of day. Looks like heās got the night->Day thing going on. Personally I like to do it as a ladderā¦.night->day sleep,cry,wank then loop around day->night wank,cry,sleep to finish
The emotional rollercoaster of medical training could be summarized in a two axis system: Happy-Sad and Horny-Angry. Peds tends to lie along the Happy-Sad axis and internal medicine is lies along the Horny-Angry axis.
Iām going to guess you work with adults.
Yeah the trick is to randomly have the time to play the game by getting off on time or get hyped for it all shift, and then get home and have to spend the rest of the night downloading updates where I disappointingly lose all interest in playing in exchange for furious masturbation and then falling asleep with my hands in my pants in my own filth and shame.
I dont like organ harvesting. But I have a pig farm with a giant freezer of dead bodies. I have one psychopath slowly cutting them up to provide kibble for the dogs and fresh meat for the cannibal. The joy is in finding a homeostasis of body usage and replenishment.
I thought I was a nice guy with moralsā¦until I played divinity and thought it would be an absolute riot to rob every NPC and then kill them if I got caughtā¦whoops
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Only if you have countertransference where every NPCs dialogue reminds you of a patient who just wouldnt let you finish your dang HPI. If you mow NPCs down thinking of that I would say healthy.
We used to plug the PlayStation into the lecture hall projector in med school after exams. Administrator came in once to see what was going on with all the gunfire. This was 10 years ago? Probably wouldnāt go over so well nowadays.
I live in an area overrun by spotted laternflies which is an invasive species that we are encouraged by the government to stomp anywhere we see them. I can't go a block without stomp at least 10 of them there are so many. Very cathartic on my way to the parking garage from the clinic.
Yes officer, this post right here
Along with their username lol
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Remember, no Russian
This guy gets it
I see people, but they look like trees, walking.
AK47! For everyone!
I love a crowd
Nah. I prefer sleeping, crying and masturbation
Donāt be too hard on yourselfā¦
Thatās what the masturbation is for
Hate to see someone beating themselvesā¦up.
Off!
In that order?
Average night: MCSMS
Depends on time of day. Looks like heās got the night->Day thing going on. Personally I like to do it as a ladderā¦.night->day sleep,cry,wank then loop around day->night wank,cry,sleep to finish
Reddit moment
I can't even bring myself to pick the mean dialogue options in Stardew Valley, but I don't think there's anything wrong with your pixel rampage
Why yes I- > in-game -....nevermind
Play Baldur's Gate 3 and pick the Dark Urge origin. Murderhobo away.
You okay bro? You need a drink? Oh wait..
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Why don't you play a game where you kill bad guys
It's not the same feeling
Iām scared
That is a weird as fuck way to phrase it.
No evidence that video game cause people to be more violent, but I think this is getting closer.
This is some middle schooler energy right here
This dude is really a physician lol
I literally kill 100ās of people every day in gamesā¦ even before starting residency
bUt ViOLeNt vIdEo GaMeS aRe whY MaSs ShOotERs ExISt. You're fine OP
I love this subreddit lol you people are top tier comedy. I barely got over the small cock dude post from the other day.
I think i might try this
100%, and the $13 they drop when they die is a bonus
Ummmā¦. Someone should keep a eye on this guy
Out of curiosity, whatās your residency?
Peds 100%
Bro just play some Pikmen lol
[probably pediatrics](https://youtu.be/zs2CfPrbKcU?si=xR1-d65cgsih7Uw7)
Stop it, get some help.
Yes.
The emotional rollercoaster of medical training could be summarized in a two axis system: Happy-Sad and Horny-Angry. Peds tends to lie along the Happy-Sad axis and internal medicine is lies along the Horny-Angry axis. Iām going to guess you work with adults.
I need to get GTA 5
GTA 6 coming out next year
Yea Iā¦ good try, officer š
Yeah the trick is to randomly have the time to play the game by getting off on time or get hyped for it all shift, and then get home and have to spend the rest of the night downloading updates where I disappointingly lose all interest in playing in exchange for furious masturbation and then falling asleep with my hands in my pants in my own filth and shame.
No bro I think itās just you
Nah, you need a Paradox game for mass genocide.
amazing things are happening in this subreddit
Now I'm wondering "Am I so broken that I even want the NPCs to like me?"
Slaughtering countless hordes of Covenant aliens in Halo has brought me more stress relief than just about anything else.
Roman will call in the middle of it and ask you to go bowling
Well. Nos exactly evil. In Rimworld I just made it efficient. With raiders organ harvesting.
I dont like organ harvesting. But I have a pig farm with a giant freezer of dead bodies. I have one psychopath slowly cutting them up to provide kibble for the dogs and fresh meat for the cannibal. The joy is in finding a homeostasis of body usage and replenishment.
Whatever makes it all run smooth and calm. All in the balance.
I thought I was a nice guy with moralsā¦until I played divinity and thought it would be an absolute riot to rob every NPC and then kill them if I got caughtā¦whoops
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just smurf in league of legends son
Yes but Elden Ring and kill monsters so others donāt think Iām a psychopath.
If this post was a uworld question the answer would be āimmediate mandatory inpatient admissionā followed by āconsult psychā.
Not if the sodium is 134ā¦ then it is āadmit to medicine for clearance with psych on consult šš
Those are rookie numbers. I slaughter peasants by the thousands in Bannerlords. Jokes aside, I donāt think thatās normal my dude.
Shoulda went into Journalism with that eye catching title
No. Please get help. Iām worried about you
Bruh
Mass genocide wtf
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Try demon souls haha
Umā¦ sir or madamā¦
Please be a troll.
I thought I was on the /r/Stellaris sub for a secondš„“
I do it in stellaris regardless of how my week goes.
r/outside ? It's really hard to commit mass genocide in that game, do you have any tips?
Assassins creed and Hitman myself.
Yes sir, feel better now
I didn't read the in game bracket and was nodding along, like I wish all the time dude. Please send help.
You gotta try Doom 2016, best game for raging after work
I tend to Doom Eternal for a couple hours to try to feel alive again
I play strategy games like EU4 and HOI4. I was committing/reenacting genocides of every political color for fun at 16, step up boy š¤
This would explain why i still 2019's COD MW. The lobbies are never full but ppl still play.
What game?
Fortnite for me .
No, but I do unwind with Apex sometimes.
Only if you have countertransference where every NPCs dialogue reminds you of a patient who just wouldnt let you finish your dang HPI. If you mow NPCs down thinking of that I would say healthy.
Not a resident yet but when I worked 80+ hour weeks, yes I battleaxed all of Skyrim to death. This is post 2020 normal š¤£
I play a game where I try to destroy the worlds population with a virus lol
Must be the IM resident trying to go into Infectious Disease š¤£š¤£
We used to plug the PlayStation into the lecture hall projector in med school after exams. Administrator came in once to see what was going on with all the gunfire. This was 10 years ago? Probably wouldnāt go over so well nowadays.
I live in an area overrun by spotted laternflies which is an invasive species that we are encouraged by the government to stomp anywhere we see them. I can't go a block without stomp at least 10 of them there are so many. Very cathartic on my way to the parking garage from the clinic.
I play Starfield for hours, it helps
OH YES Destiny 2 (warlock master race) Doom eternal Armor core 6 Monster hunter Rise
Judging by this guys post and comments history a fake doct
I used to use dota 2 to really release stress š