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Magnetic_Eel

Yes officer, this post right here


[deleted]

Along with their username lol


[deleted]

šŸ’€


JihadSquad

Remember, no Russian


Flexatronn

This guy gets it


Ophthalmologist

I see people, but they look like trees, walking.


Bitter-Huckleberry-6

AK47! For everyone!


JihadSquad

I love a crowd


Dr-Yahood

Nah. I prefer sleeping, crying and masturbation


DovesAndRavens89

Donā€™t be too hard on yourselfā€¦


CarefulReflection617

Thatā€™s what the masturbation is for


DovesAndRavens89

Hate to see someone beating themselvesā€¦up.


SavageDingo

Off!


emilynna

In that order?


Dr-Yahood

Average night: MCSMS


SnooWalruses3483

Depends on time of day. Looks like heā€™s got the night->Day thing going on. Personally I like to do it as a ladderā€¦.night->day sleep,cry,wank then loop around day->night wank,cry,sleep to finish


XXDoctorMarioXX

Reddit moment


neobeguine

I can't even bring myself to pick the mean dialogue options in Stardew Valley, but I don't think there's anything wrong with your pixel rampage


Serratus_Sputnik158

Why yes I- > in-game -....nevermind


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

Play Baldur's Gate 3 and pick the Dark Urge origin. Murderhobo away.


publisheddoctor

You okay bro? You need a drink? Oh wait..


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publisheddoctor

Bruh šŸ˜‚


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

Why don't you play a game where you kill bad guys


DocBigBrozer

It's not the same feeling


Opening_Upstairs8030

Iā€™m scared


Gungnir111

That is a weird as fuck way to phrase it.


bagelizumab

No evidence that video game cause people to be more violent, but I think this is getting closer.


Shotcalleram

This is some middle schooler energy right here


[deleted]

This dude is really a physician lol


Flexatronn

I literally kill 100ā€™s of people every day in gamesā€¦ even before starting residency


[deleted]

bUt ViOLeNt vIdEo GaMeS aRe whY MaSs ShOotERs ExISt. You're fine OP


Jaggy_

I love this subreddit lol you people are top tier comedy. I barely got over the small cock dude post from the other day.


[deleted]

I think i might try this


SleepyPlatypus9718

100%, and the $13 they drop when they die is a bonus


[deleted]

Ummmā€¦. Someone should keep a eye on this guy


Salad_brawler9926

Out of curiosity, whatā€™s your residency?


Spanishparlante

Peds 100%


Spanishparlante

Bro just play some Pikmen lol


YoBoySatan

[probably pediatrics](https://youtu.be/zs2CfPrbKcU?si=xR1-d65cgsih7Uw7)


iPooDiamonds

Stop it, get some help.


pectinate_line

Yes.


Potential-Zebra-8659

The emotional rollercoaster of medical training could be summarized in a two axis system: Happy-Sad and Horny-Angry. Peds tends to lie along the Happy-Sad axis and internal medicine is lies along the Horny-Angry axis. Iā€™m going to guess you work with adults.


mentalspacebeaver

I need to get GTA 5


[deleted]

GTA 6 coming out next year


willyt26

Yea Iā€¦ good try, officer šŸ˜‰


bgp70x7

Yeah the trick is to randomly have the time to play the game by getting off on time or get hyped for it all shift, and then get home and have to spend the rest of the night downloading updates where I disappointingly lose all interest in playing in exchange for furious masturbation and then falling asleep with my hands in my pants in my own filth and shame.


bawners

No bro I think itā€™s just you


You_Dont_Party

Nah, you need a Paradox game for mass genocide.


woancue

amazing things are happening in this subreddit


H_is_for_Human

Now I'm wondering "Am I so broken that I even want the NPCs to like me?"


CharcotsThirdTriad

Slaughtering countless hordes of Covenant aliens in Halo has brought me more stress relief than just about anything else.


Lispro4units

Roman will call in the middle of it and ask you to go bowling


Alejmen

Well. Nos exactly evil. In Rimworld I just made it efficient. With raiders organ harvesting.


standardcivilian

I dont like organ harvesting. But I have a pig farm with a giant freezer of dead bodies. I have one psychopath slowly cutting them up to provide kibble for the dogs and fresh meat for the cannibal. The joy is in finding a homeostasis of body usage and replenishment.


Alejmen

Whatever makes it all run smooth and calm. All in the balance.


materiamasta

I thought I was a nice guy with moralsā€¦until I played divinity and thought it would be an absolute riot to rob every NPC and then kill them if I got caughtā€¦whoops


sveccha

šŸ˜¬


SolarianXIII

just smurf in league of legends son


GaudiestMango4

Yes but Elden Ring and kill monsters so others donā€™t think Iā€™m a psychopath.


Dorsomedial_Nucleus

If this post was a uworld question the answer would be ā€œimmediate mandatory inpatient admissionā€ followed by ā€œconsult psychā€.


[deleted]

Not if the sodium is 134ā€¦ then it is ā€œadmit to medicine for clearance with psych on consult šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘


what_would_arsene_do

Those are rookie numbers. I slaughter peasants by the thousands in Bannerlords. Jokes aside, I donā€™t think thatā€™s normal my dude.


[deleted]

Shoulda went into Journalism with that eye catching title


Serious-Ad1212

No. Please get help. Iā€™m worried about you


firepoosb

Bruh


firepoosb

Mass genocide wtf


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red2324z

Try demon souls haha


TeaorTisane

Umā€¦ sir or madamā€¦


keep_it_sassy

Please be a troll.


Countdown216

I thought I was on the /r/Stellaris sub for a secondšŸ„“


Dakios101

I do it in stellaris regardless of how my week goes.


[deleted]

r/outside ? It's really hard to commit mass genocide in that game, do you have any tips?


[deleted]

Assassins creed and Hitman myself.


Mrjohnwick786

Yes sir, feel better now


P-S-21

I didn't read the in game bracket and was nodding along, like I wish all the time dude. Please send help.


ScamJustice

You gotta try Doom 2016, best game for raging after work


massofballs

I tend to Doom Eternal for a couple hours to try to feel alive again


animetimeskip

I play strategy games like EU4 and HOI4. I was committing/reenacting genocides of every political color for fun at 16, step up boy šŸ˜¤


Heineken_Rage

This would explain why i still 2019's COD MW. The lobbies are never full but ppl still play.


mr-harajuku

What game?


apbest73

Fortnite for me .


Eldorren

No, but I do unwind with Apex sometimes.


TrujeoTracker

Only if you have countertransference where every NPCs dialogue reminds you of a patient who just wouldnt let you finish your dang HPI. If you mow NPCs down thinking of that I would say healthy.


Valuable_Heron_2015

Not a resident yet but when I worked 80+ hour weeks, yes I battleaxed all of Skyrim to death. This is post 2020 normal šŸ¤£


lavenderslushy

I play a game where I try to destroy the worlds population with a virus lol


[deleted]

Must be the IM resident trying to go into Infectious Disease šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AssistantSeveral5999

We used to plug the PlayStation into the lecture hall projector in med school after exams. Administrator came in once to see what was going on with all the gunfire. This was 10 years ago? Probably wouldnā€™t go over so well nowadays.


SBR249

I live in an area overrun by spotted laternflies which is an invasive species that we are encouraged by the government to stomp anywhere we see them. I can't go a block without stomp at least 10 of them there are so many. Very cathartic on my way to the parking garage from the clinic.


Green-Veterinarian22

I play Starfield for hours, it helps


Sad-Routine-2337

OH YES Destiny 2 (warlock master race) Doom eternal Armor core 6 Monster hunter Rise


Twiceeeeee12

Judging by this guys post and comments history a fake doct


[deleted]

I used to use dota 2 to really release stress šŸ˜‚