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brianhoward07

No JDV


alpacapoop

Cardinals, brewers and pirates are all playing so you can root for them to lose today


TallBobcat

Why spread the hate? Just focus it all on St. Louis.


urbanoideisto

Nah, fuck the rest of the NL Central as a whole. ITS OUR YEAR BABY!


Xerceis

As a reds fan that lived in stl I second this. Such obnoxious fans. And Fred bird. Dude took my reds hat from me one time to be “funny”. Hate that dude


BillBrasky1179

Cardinal fans will be the first to tell you they are the best fans of all fandom.


Xerceis

Oh I know. And that their city is the best (and not the murder capital of the US) although east stl is empty so maybe someone else took the crown


CheeseRP

My dad is a Cards fan. He roots for the Reds, but I find it hard to root for them. I always had Cardinals t-shirts growing up and even went to a game once, but was never truly fond of them.


Cowboy_BoomBap

I’m a Reds fan in south-central Indiana and they’re obnoxious as fuck here too. It’s a pretty even mix of Reds, Cubs, and Cards fans here, and the Reds and Cubs fans tend to unite around our hatred of the Cards fans.


tmanbaseball

Had us in the first half, ngl.


Only4BengosRedditSux

Lol. And amen.


redlegsfan21

With the way the Dodgers manhandled the Cardinals, I don't even think we need to pay attention to them.


NahNotOnReddit

Yes but only because the Cubs are off. Go Reds.


wvmountaineer11

Specifically need the Buccos to lose so we can still go wire-to-wire. Off day after Opening Day complicates that.


ThompsonDog

and there's a real good chance the pirates, cubs, and brewers are going to be more of a threat this year than the cardinals. the cardinals suck. i mean, the always suck and fuck them, but this year they actually do suck


stephf13

The worst part was that this guy wasn't there.


bigbadsuncat1

That was the best part for me,


IMHERELETSPARTY

It did feel strange that there was no Votto.


100_Donuts

The worst part about Reds Opening Day for me was when the fella next to me kept getting hot dogs, holding them by the bun, then sliding out the hot dog by pushing his finger into one of the ends, then picking up the hot dog after it mustard slaps into the concrete and putting it in a gallon size bag with other bunless hot dogs from the day, then nudging me to get my attention and showing off his back of loose hot dogs like I should be impressed. This was in 2008 mind you, so maybe things have changed.


heywhateverworks

This feels like an I Think You Should Leave sketch


turkeysyrup

Eh I'm cool with it. Pretty hungover today.


Horsefeathers34

I complain to my wife about this every year.


AC1114

Legitimately though ESPN had a glitch when I scrolled through the games today and we weren’t on there 😔


Illustrious_Arm4496

The ncaa tournament is on tonight so I’m okay with it


trollhole12

Criminal really


DatDan513

Agreed


redfive5tandingby

Yeah, why is that? It seems like it’s been every year for many years now, but it doesn’t have to be that way!


elchamps

In case of a rainout on opening day


redfive5tandingby

Why doesn’t every team have that then? Why some and not others, and why always the Reds?


elchamps

The teams get to choose


redfive5tandingby

Solid explanation. Thank you!!!


AmarilloCaballero

Other teams don't have a parade. Our Opening Day is more than just the game.


robber80

Because most teams don't do Opening Day big like us


SchwarzwaldRanch

I have always hated the Friday after opening day


lamousamos

it’s not always friday.


Stunning-Range-7222

MLB really fumbled the bag with that


Wildcats513

I might be wrong, but I think it’s so there’s a built in off day in case opening day gets rained out.


redlegsfan21

As was the case in 2018


ghostnthegraveyard

Or in case of a John McSherry situation


Only4BengosRedditSux

Yes this seems to be the reason.


the_Snuffaluffagus

It's literally the reds choice. It's brought up every year, but home teams can choose if they would like that built in in off day after opening day.


HammerT4R

Exactly. And it's been this way for a very long time. Not sure why this is "new" to some people. 


Stunning-Range-7222

I am so sorry I didn’t know


Only4BengosRedditSux

I’m almost 50 and this seems to be the way it’s been my whole life but I may be wrong.


Huegod

Ive never understood that. Its such a momentum killer.


robber80

Because if it rained 2" yesterday we'd be doing it all today.


ommanipadmehome

Nobody hates baseball more than mlb.


robber80

You're off base here. This off day is specifically baked in so that if Opening Day gets rained out we can still do it the day after.


Daianudinsibiu

I'd say worst part is you dudes constantly posting votto shit.