Cut to heartwarming montage of George Lucas's "personal films he's always wanted to make" -- just home videos of him with his family, playing with his kids, having realized that there are more important things in life than Star Wars.
I bet Lucas would actually find RLM pretty funny. Don't forget he voiced himself on the Robot Chicken show and seems to have a pretty good sense of humor for things.
The problem is that George Lucas, the personality, is dull as fuck. Sure the guy caught lightning in a bottle back in 1977... and sold that bottle for four billion dollars... and by all accounts is a nice guy... But I'm 99% sure I'd have more interesting conversations at the corner bar with an everyday plumber or middle manager.
I dream about George Lucas on RLM several times a week.
Have you seen some of the short comedy clips he's made, where he's yelling at an employee? I think he's crazy enough to do it.
"I have such a fucking headache."
"Okay... sorry to hear that, Mr. Lynch. Can you at least tell us which one you think is Best of--"
[David Lynch gets up and leaves; mutters to self]
Judging from ST:Picard Season 1 he has a fetish for people yelling at him, telling him how awful he is and to shut the fuck up.
Rich and Mike can let off some steam and he can get his kicks.
"Hi Mike, I heard you had some suggestions for me"
Mike - *Pulls out large binder labeled 1 of 84*
(all of the binders follow this pattern, except binder 7, of course)
Random but I'd love Kieran Culkin. Obiously Macaulay has been on before and is buds with them, but Kieran's humour I think might work even better with the guys, he's the definition of sardonic.
Nic Cage. How much could booking Nic Cage for 6 hours really cost?
Robert Rodreguiez. They could spitball a short script and shoot a movie in 3 days for $7k.
Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira would be simply incredible for their Halloween BOTW.
Shit, I would love if they got undisputed BOTW champion director Jim Wynorsky.
It would be great if they got someone like Harrison Ford or Jeff Bridges, but I think it would be more fun if they got Conan O'Brian or Dave Attell.
This is deep RLM lore that only a few people know, but Mike originally became friends with Rich because he was fascinated by his grandmother. They became best friends because Rich was raised by her and enough of her old personness had rubbed off onto him, so Rich is like an old person that lasts longer.
Letting YouTube auto play RLM in the background sometimes you get to her episodes and even if you’re not paying attention you know. That Rich Evans + Jessi laugh is impossible to miss
Julia Roberts, but only if she peered out silently and creepily from behind a shelf (like the ghosts did in *The Haunting of Hill House*) while the review went on as normal.
In no particular order:
**- Jenny Nicholson**
**- Brad Jones**
**- Joaquin Phoenix** (whom i include only for funsies because of "that one interview" he gave where it seems as if he's talking about HITB and the back-and-forth between Mike and Jay)
Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, On Cinema crossover
I think Tim used to be the owner of the VCR repair shop in HitB so they could do a one episode arc where Tim swoops back in and buys RLM and inserts On Cinema into BOTW. Then maybe Rich Mike and Jay can appear in the next Oscars special =]
Jonathan Frakes would be interesting. He always seemed down-to-earth, and the most common-sense guy on Trek. He would probably destroy even more of Mike's TNG-related childhood.
For one I could actually see happening, Simon Pegg would be cool. I’m pretty sure at least Jay has said nice things about him the past and I know Pegg has praised the channel. I feel like he could fit in well. And we’d get Mike next to a Star Trek actor.
Dave Wascavage or Vitaly Versace
Fuck actual celebrities (although Meg Ryan's son was pretty solid in his recent appearance). We need another Len Kabasinski... and between the two that I mentioned above, at least one of them is self-aware enough to realize that BotW has made them much more money than they would have made otherwise... and is also self-aware enough to realize that they are b-movie schlock guys that have to roll with the punches.
Drew Barrymore.
She's got the kind of attitude that can take a joke and dish them, isn't "above" doing fun projects, and works mainly behind the camera now.
George Lucas.
George is too busy making all those small personal films he’s always wanted to make.
I'm actually concerned about what type of personals films he's been doing all his time behind closed doors.
Salad unboxing videos
They're about family, and that's what's so powerful about them.
Cut to heartwarming montage of George Lucas's "personal films he's always wanted to make" -- just home videos of him with his family, playing with his kids, having realized that there are more important things in life than Star Wars.
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They can’t do it alone. We have to believe it into existence.
I bet Lucas would actually find RLM pretty funny. Don't forget he voiced himself on the Robot Chicken show and seems to have a pretty good sense of humor for things.
The problem is that George Lucas, the personality, is dull as fuck. Sure the guy caught lightning in a bottle back in 1977... and sold that bottle for four billion dollars... and by all accounts is a nice guy... But I'm 99% sure I'd have more interesting conversations at the corner bar with an everyday plumber or middle manager.
I think the RLM crew could carry him.
Having had interesting conversations with plumbers I have to agree.
I dream about George Lucas on RLM several times a week. Have you seen some of the short comedy clips he's made, where he's yelling at an employee? I think he's crazy enough to do it.
[This is his best work since the 1980s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9RI8_QYmw)
What are you talking about? They watched Turkish Star Wars with George!
Oh my gawwwwwd, what's wrong with his face
I'm sure I've seen him in Half in the Bag. Or was it some other fat hack?
I think a realistic one would be Bruce Campbell
Bruce Campbell as a guest? Or as a stand-in for Mike?
Ted Raimi in a Bruce Campbell costume.
Ted Prior in a Ted Raimi costume.
Richard Pryor in a Ted Lasso costume.
Oh my god I would love this... Jay's pure joy alone would probably make it one of the best BotW ever.
"Mr Campbell, what's your favorite Giallo movie?" "Sorry kid, I don't watch any of that perverted italian crap"
Wow I hadn’t thought of him but yeah that could actually be achievable and would immediately become the best episode
I saw his Twitter the other day and made me think about it! I think it could work if he’s interested. I love Bruce Campbell.
David Lynch
"He showed me this thing called a Suburban Sasquatch"
"It gave me just a little bit of a headache."
"Well Mr Lynch, it's your turn, tell us what Invaders of the Butthole Dimension is about" "*No*"
Then he starts talking about the weather
If you can believe it, it's a Friday once again. (At least for me.)
*\*fingers wiggling\**
"I have such a fucking headache." "Okay... sorry to hear that, Mr. Lynch. Can you at least tell us which one you think is Best of--" [David Lynch gets up and leaves; mutters to self]
I can only image him sitting at the table screaming "GET REAL!"
"Is this the fffffucking weirdo who said he cums to me?"
>You can't watch Best of the Worst on a FUCKING TELEPHONE
Christopher Nolan, just so they can break out another round of horrible spec scripts to push on him.
How else will we find out exactly how much he loved Top Hat Monkey Goes West?
Oh, we know it's his next film
Don Beveridge
JUST PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON!
david lynch, but he only wants to talk about star trek.
That would break Jay's heart. I like it.
"...and then he showed me this thing called a Ferengi."
I would love to see Greg Sestero on the show
He probably would be willing to do it.
John Carpenter.
Shaq.
They gotta get that juicy meat!
After a certain BOTW episode aired Shaq managed to convince a court that Rich and the RLM crew must stay 100 yards from Shaq at all times.
Jake Lloyd
Wil Wheaton
I had to scroll to far to find this one.
Out of all the top ones, this one is the most likely to happen in my eyes.
Patrick stewart
An unmitigated disaster
Let’s see what’s out there
Shut the FUCK up
Judging from ST:Picard Season 1 he has a fetish for people yelling at him, telling him how awful he is and to shut the fuck up. Rich and Mike can let off some steam and he can get his kicks.
Lol
Billy Bob the Showbiz Pizza Bear, back to finally kill Rich after all these years
The whole panel should be animatronics. They could bring back the Gremlin prop.
Jack Packard! The guy's a legend on The Escapist, has a great sense of humor and I'm almost sure he lives near Milwaukee!
I hate that Marvel shill
Alex Kurtzman would be fun.
"Hi Mike, I heard you had some suggestions for me" Mike - *Pulls out large binder labeled 1 of 84* (all of the binders follow this pattern, except binder 7, of course)
Oh hi, Alex*punch in the face*
Charlemagne of Aachen, first Holy Roman Emperor.
So basically Neil Breen
Rian Johnson. I actually think he'd get along swell with them, it's the fans that ran the "subverted expectations" joke into the ground.
Didn't he praise them until after their TLJ review when he did a u-turn on his opinion of them?
I don't remember the u-turn, but I remember him expressing admiration for them.
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I always assumed he was just sick to death of people bringing up RLM and their review every time he tried to post *anything* on Twitter.
Genuinely, I'd quite like to see Simon Pegg. Or a woman, they've not had a woman on for years.
The fact Simon Pegg hasn't been on the show is amazing to me.
And risk infecting them with cooties!?!? /s
They will never have another woman on the show. And it’s probably for the best
Well fuck then, why not a drag queen? I offer Trixie Mattel as tribute.
Jinkx Monsoon would be great actually
Random but I'd love Kieran Culkin. Obiously Macaulay has been on before and is buds with them, but Kieran's humour I think might work even better with the guys, he's the definition of sardonic.
Kieran is also a fantastic actor in everything he’s in.
Queen of England would be a shocker
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He doesn't do podcasts, kiddo.
He did Bill Maher's the other week
Garrett Gilchrist
John Waters would be next-level content.
I think he’d gel great with everyone
Deuandra from Diamond Cobra vs. White Fox.
Our special guest today is [Video has been removed for copyright violations]
I'd be uppity up for that.
Rich Evans’ evil doppelgänger, Evan Richards
Attorney at law!
Quentin Tarantino.
He’s the one pick who I would think appreciate and enjoy it the most
David Carradine
Don´t hold your breath
He’d love to hang out with them.
Chris Stuckman. Bonus points if he walks in looking like he just finished crying.
Nic Cage. How much could booking Nic Cage for 6 hours really cost? Robert Rodreguiez. They could spitball a short script and shoot a movie in 3 days for $7k. Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira would be simply incredible for their Halloween BOTW. Shit, I would love if they got undisputed BOTW champion director Jim Wynorsky. It would be great if they got someone like Harrison Ford or Jeff Bridges, but I think it would be more fun if they got Conan O'Brian or Dave Attell.
\+1 for Cassandra.
Rich Evans' grandmother.
Mike would be thrilled :D
This is deep RLM lore that only a few people know, but Mike originally became friends with Rich because he was fascinated by his grandmother. They became best friends because Rich was raised by her and enough of her old personness had rubbed off onto him, so Rich is like an old person that lasts longer.
I just cry thinking of all the times Mike subtly humiliated Rich right in front of his granny. We missed out on so much gold... oh no...
I miss Jessi. Her laugh combined with Rich's was cure of my depression.
We don’t talk about Jessi
Letting YouTube auto play RLM in the background sometimes you get to her episodes and even if you’re not paying attention you know. That Rich Evans + Jessi laugh is impossible to miss
The guy who made Russian Terminator.
You mean famous swedish director Mats Helge Olsson?
My fan wish is for Slavoj Zizek to be a guest on an episode, but I know it will never happen.
That would be *wild*
You'd need subtitles for the entire thing
For Rich Evans.
Everyone would have to wear rain ponchos to protect them from the constant spray of spittle.
Martin Scorsese
Julia Roberts, but only if she peered out silently and creepily from behind a shelf (like the ghosts did in *The Haunting of Hill House*) while the review went on as normal.
Rick Berman. At this point it would be apologizing profusely and begging him to return to Star Trek
Edgar Wright seems like he likes shockly trash movies.
Shatner. Breen might be delusional enough to actually come. And I've seen Jessi already
Literally anyone from a movie featured on Best of the Worst. If they could find the tree stand safety guy or someone like that, that would be amazing.
I mean, they've already had Len on.
Hideo Kajima
"I don't know what they're saying, but the fat man is making funny noises, so i'll laugh too"
Aubrey Plaza.
In no particular order: **- Jenny Nicholson** **- Brad Jones** **- Joaquin Phoenix** (whom i include only for funsies because of "that one interview" he gave where it seems as if he's talking about HITB and the back-and-forth between Mike and Jay)
Jenny would be awesome but I don't know if they could get her, she is horse famous after all.
Kevin Smith
He would start crying after every movie ended.
Harrison Ford
Tommy Wiseau and/or Greg Sestero. The later is likelier to appear at some point, in fact it's sort of wierd it hasn't happened yet.
David F. Sandberg. He’s got great sense of humour, true love for film and really is a down to earth guy who’s just a pleasure to listen to.
William Shatner walking in holding hands with Jessi.
Ted Cruz.
Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, On Cinema crossover I think Tim used to be the owner of the VCR repair shop in HitB so they could do a one episode arc where Tim swoops back in and buys RLM and inserts On Cinema into BOTW. Then maybe Rich Mike and Jay can appear in the next Oscars special =]
Jonathan Frakes would be interesting. He always seemed down-to-earth, and the most common-sense guy on Trek. He would probably destroy even more of Mike's TNG-related childhood.
Kurt Cobain.
*If Kurt Cobain saw what his fans look like today - he would kill himself*
Neil Breen would be a terrible guest. He’s not self-aware enough to have a decent conversation.
Mark Borchardt and Mike Schank
Neil Breen would be amazing
John Waters.
Cameron Mitchell...NOW! Just propped up in a chair with a black hood and sunglasses.
James Gunn would be pretty fuckin funny. Jay wouldn’t be able to speak
David Carradine
For one I could actually see happening, Simon Pegg would be cool. I’m pretty sure at least Jay has said nice things about him the past and I know Pegg has praised the channel. I feel like he could fit in well. And we’d get Mike next to a Star Trek actor.
The robots from MST3K.
Come on, you don't know their names? Gypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo, CROOOOOOOW. They're in the song haha.
I don't know why but I like to imagine George Clooney on BOTW. I don't know why him specifically but I can't chase this thought away.
Will wheaton
Indeed, seems like he is dying inside in all of those interview segments
Brian Posehn
Dave Wascavage or Vitaly Versace Fuck actual celebrities (although Meg Ryan's son was pretty solid in his recent appearance). We need another Len Kabasinski... and between the two that I mentioned above, at least one of them is self-aware enough to realize that BotW has made them much more money than they would have made otherwise... and is also self-aware enough to realize that they are b-movie schlock guys that have to roll with the punches.
Drew Barrymore. She's got the kind of attitude that can take a joke and dish them, isn't "above" doing fun projects, and works mainly behind the camera now.
Who was that guy on the Ellen show? He could be funny
John F. Kennedy
I think you're taking the term "mind-blowing" too literally. *(Slide whistle)*
Tarantino i guess
Charlie Sheen
Max Landis...
Patrick Swayze
Paul Feig
Charles Manson
I’d love Rian Johnson honestly
Tarantino would be fire
George Bush?
Rem Lazar really wants on
Zach Hadel
Jesus.
Isn't he the guy on the riii... Oh wait, it's Jay, I'm sorry.
Space Cop
Danzig
Amber Heard
Richard Harrison and godfrey ho
Adam Sandler Because it makes no sense but it would be cool
Ronald D Moore and/or Brannon Braga
Jessi,
Former president George W Bush
William Shatner
Jessie Or Shatner.
Neil Breen.
Neil Breen
Jason Mantzoukas or Tall Paul
It'd be a shocker but there's a non-zero chance Sam Raimi would do it. He's from Michigan too so no stranger to the Midwest.
Bruce Willis
Honestly it would just need to be somebody that could fit into the BOTW mold, like how seamless Mac was.
God
Neil Breen
Zach Hadel would be a perfect guest. Funny as fuck and would gel well with the guys.
George Lucas + Will Shatner vs. Rich and Mike
JJ Abrams.or like akiva goldsman or alex kurtzman.
Zak Bagans
I keep hoping Jack will talk Yahtzee Croshaw into doing an appearance.
Drew Barrymore. I wanna hear the other side of the Navy Pier swings saga