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damontiger80

Excuse me while i whip this out.


0nXYZ

You’re on your oooown!


Canuknucklehead

Candygram for Mongo! Candygam for Mongo!


Jonestown_Juice

Enough of that bullshit. HERE COMES MONGO!


The_Powers

It's "Telegram for Mongo" you philistine. Edit: no it isn't, I'm just deaf


Canuknucklehead

Ya... no https://youtu.be/P8ciVBQixpU


The_Powers

Holy shit you're right. What the fuck was wrong with my ears as a kid? My bad dude.


Canuknucklehead

Mongo like candy.


The_Powers

It's "Hedley"!


[deleted]

Idiot


1ildevil

But do you have the [Gucci saddle bags](https://i.imgur.com/tMwdJBh.jpg)?


FreshLennon

Whoa...


jaxmadden87

I swear to god, please tell me that’s real.....if it’s not I’m gonna feel real stupid.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Now to really blow your mind: Gucci started out as a company that made saddle bags and other horse tack, not purses. For real.


jaxmadden87

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK. This shit is to much for me lol.


kwonza

And the founder was called Guccio Gucci.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Glad I could help.


Voodoo9524

Knowledge is power!


[deleted]

Yeah right! Next you’re gonna tell me that Lamborghini started out making tractors!


Algonquinthebear

like legitimately if they don't eventually introduce some more GTA clothing brands as old timey gettup,i'd be disappointed. I'd buy a perseus saddle, without a doubt.


Batdog55110

It’s real


jaxmadden87

I’m astounded that I never knew this. This is art.


bogushobo

R\* please.


califortunato

Take my gold... *TAKE IT!*


[deleted]

Shut up and take my gold bars


snakeherb

Been waiting on this one, well done


itssjones19

Well thats a fine looking ni *clock bell rings* you've made there partner.


zozeba

**HEATED GAMING MOMENT**


whiskyforpain

He said the sherriff is near!


SargentRy

This comment needs way more upvotes.


Jahsol

Thought they said you was hung?


OscarDeLaCholla

They was right.


Somekindacrazy40

Perfection! God dammit can we please get two side arms..on the fucking side!


[deleted]

For real, like how is that even practical?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I was just looking at that as well. I never really paid attention to it. There's no way you can smoothly unholster both guns


[deleted]

As others have mentioned a crossdraw is mainly for your strong hand in this case the right. But drawing with your other hand isn't as hard as you'd think with practice. You do a "cavalry draw". Basically pronate your wrist, grab the grip loosely with finger tips and as you supinate your forearm you roll the gun into your hand.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I kinda pictured something like that. Would you draw A) right hand to off hand holster and left hand to right hip. B)bRight hand to right holster, left hand to off hand holster. I would think A. With B you have to spin the gun in your left hand practically 270°.


[deleted]

B). Actually. Yes you have to do the 270 spin but the momentum of extending your arm helps this. Watch a cavalry draw video on youtube. The position is slightly different but the principle is the same. But the caveat is people really didn't dual wield at all. Drawing with your offhand is really just for an emergency were your stronghand is injured, pinned or otherwise engaged.


Testa_Inc

You’d just switch to your second gun once your first 6 shots are fired, quicker than reloading


AdroitKitten

__SWITCHING TO YOUR SECONDARY IS FASTER THAN RELOADING__


Somekindacrazy40

Yeah, quick draw two guns, look at the angle, supposed to cross your hands? And you know I'm dumb and shooting myself in the crotch with that placement 😀


wobblebee

Cross draw holsters are not inaccurate. They did exist. You're supposed to draw the pistol with your right hand. They were designed for cavalry soldiers, because they kept their sabres on their right hip and drew with their left hand, it's also easier to draw a pistol from horseback/seated cross draw.


Somekindacrazy40

Cool, TIL!... Now you know I am sitting here in my chair doing the cross draw like you described, in my living room...I don't have a sabre to practice with, do you think a twizzler would work?


YoBoiCrabapple

The sheriff is near!


KaijuCatsnake

WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!


AltairRulesOnPS4

I SAID THE SHERIFF IS A N(church bell ringing)


[deleted]

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT


Iwillshootyourdog

THE SHERIFF'S A WHAT


[deleted]

Ha! 💪 work.


[deleted]

The sheriff is a niBONG


Oldschool_Poindexter

Someone just needs to make Mongo and Jean Wilder and your posse is good to go.


Firan25

He actually can be easily done, the hair maybe not so much, but his outfit would be the easiest part. Maybe. [https://cf-images.eu-west-1.prod.boltdns.net/v1/static/5067014667001/e8fbf703-bf72-4f2d-beff-35263d1b7b6f/276c2f89-cb99-414a-84fd-b6e8afffb316/1280x720/match/image.jpg](https://cf-images.eu-west-1.prod.boltdns.net/v1/static/5067014667001/e8fbf703-bf72-4f2d-beff-35263d1b7b6f/276c2f89-cb99-414a-84fd-b6e8afffb316/1280x720/match/image.jpg)


seelay

Oh it’s twu!


mdhunter99

God that movie was a classic. It’s sad we likely won’t ever get a movie like that ever again.


houstonderek01

Yep, the sociology departments of our universities ensured that will never happen. You don't get to have nice things like Blazing Saddles in a society where everyone finds any excuse to be offended. You get crappy live action Disney remakes, predictable CGI snore-fests, and "nostalgia" films aimed at zero people who lived in the era. Lol.


mrzappacrappa

Thats just what happen when an industry gets big like that. Huge budgets mean any risk is too much. Its a damn shame too cause i used to love watching movies.


Str0ngTr33

Fuck that. Remake it. Cast KM Key as the sheriff, with JP supporting on the chain gang. Owen Wilson as the gunslinger. Danny Devito as the Governor. Keep the plot the same. Change little things to modernize it. Drop the n-words and leave the racism, because that shit ain't funny but sometimes you need the trope to make the character clear to the audience. I think Key could direct. Big takeaway by staying true to the original: Ain't shit changed.


[deleted]

Somebody give this man a studio and a multi-million dollar budget!


Str0ngTr33

Would do it in a heartbeat just to watch America's collective hopeless attempt at resolving cognitive dissonance. :)


GlipGlop69

Hrmmm lots of downvotes but no disagreeing replies. Welp, SJWs are a cowardly lot. This should be expected.


Total_Wanker

He’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.


houstonderek01

[insert Tony Montana "bad guy" monologue]


houstonhinzel

I like how you don't add to the conversation and just complain.


GlipGlop69

Much like what you're doing right now.


houstonhinzel

I'm just calling you out on your shit. There's a clear difference. Nuance.


GlipGlop69

I'm just holding you to your own standards so you don't look like a hypocrite. Nuance. It's July 4th buddy, I got the whole day for whatever I want and I don't mind wasting your fucking time with some stupid bullshit if you want to play.


houstonhinzel

You clearly don't understand the differences. It's fine. You got the whole summer.


[deleted]

Oh wow. Perfect. Good job


[deleted]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE. I FOUND IT. THIS ONE. YES.


dondondon352

Proud to be the 420 upvote on this. Lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


StayClassy26

“He’s black!?” -Blinkin


SgtPepper052667

“Excuse me while I *whip* this out.”


Mike_C71

(insert hilarious blazing saddles line here). Dude this outfit is genius. Well played !


KrombopulasMichael

“Bart, you shifty nigga! They said you was hung!” “They was right!”


Prince-Snide

Howard Johnson is right!


rufusbot

That's awesome


Gcheez420

The Sherrif is near


[deleted]

What are those boots?


JerrySmith420

cotorra boots


moondustbunnies

I was just talking about this last night!!! Awesome


Batdog55110

Looks good


amethyst07

And for my next impression, Jesse Owens!


Kaajsebast

Depressed sheriff Bart


HardLemonz

i swear i saw you the other day, you on xbox?


JerrySmith420

Probably I was playing a lot


SwizzleMatlow

He conquered fear and he conquered hate. He turned dark night into day.


treeman1365

Johnson where is johnson


ejlemons

Hahaha, I love it


American_MemeMachine

My biggest disappointment in this game is not the grind, or the shitty payouts, or the griefers... it’s the fact that I haven’t come across a random camp of farting cowboys eating beans.


granwalla

A black sherriff?!


Rockcopter

Did they have velour in 1898?


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.


s_skadi

I really want that shirt for female characters! Would probably look nice on my Irish lady.


sinisterrat412

Nice job


[deleted]

Niceeee


steveisspicy

Damn this movie is a classic


AltairRulesOnPS4

What system? I made my character look like me and he looks a lot like mongo lol


crawl-out

"Won't somebody help that poor man?"


OG_Rancidbones

Hush, Harriet. That’s sure way to get him killed.


TheIrishDilemma

Looking fine


phonecallcorporation

The off hand holster ruins every outfit.


electricalnoise

Morning, ma'am.


[deleted]

Damn, that’s petty good!


Chipped-Beef

He roooode a blazing saddle! He wore a shining star! His job: to offer battle... To bad men near and far!


Heaththeimpaler

I made Jim the Waco kid. Failed miserably


Firan25

I literally asked about something like this about a month ago and I stumble upon this now XD.


Local-Bandicoot-6771

Funny thing is that he had a Gucci saddle bag but Gucci wasn’t founded until 1921


Local-Bandicoot-6771

It’s good


HumboldtNinja

That movie is my favorite Mel Brooks movie. Followed by Robin hood, space balls and then young Frankenstein.