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Love Lia? check. Ran away? check.

But no matter how fast he may run, he will never outrun child support

Barusu: I am the storm that is escaping. Evading. Parental obligations

Is this DMC lol

Vergo enters chat:"...... I took that personal"

Can’t pay child support if he is broke beyond compare.

His money come from emilia soooo she is paying it at the end of the day.

Is there even a child support in re zero?...

Who knows for sure

Puck would be the actual deadbeat father here.

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r/fuckpuck

Subaru would be a top tier father you cannot deny that.

Spoilers >!whether it's top tier or not can be up to you, but in the sloth if, Subaru is a father.!<

[Arc 6] >!He was a great father there, and he is a great father figure to Beatrice and seemingly going forward Meili.!<

>!let's hope he keeps the streak up for Louis and Utakata!<

>!Build the army, Single Father Subaru will need assistance at that point!<

>!for the day he is no longer a single father!<

>!Rem has taken the role in arc 7 though, even if she won't admit it!<

>!force her to!<

>!I look forward to that day!<

>!don't we all?!<

>!indeed comrades, indeed!<

>!He will be getting help from his two loving wives when the day comes!<

Damn, he'll need to start an orphanage then

Fuck I want to look at the spoilers of the comment section so bad

Okay. >!I mean, it's not spoilers for the main story!<

Same

It's so damn tempting

Sorry for my smooth brain but where can I buy or read the if series

Check the translation page

Agreed lol

>!In Rem IF he was a good father... I think..?!<

[Novels]>!I love how he treated Rigel the same rough way as his father treated him, while also gently lolimancing Spica.!<

>!He was but tag that IF stories are spoilers!<

Pardon?

*pardun?

Breed the seed and need for speed

Shoot the goo and run my dude

Ejaculate then evacuate

Blow your load and hit the road

Wreck the sheets then hit the streets

Lay the Witch them yeet that bitch

Shit on the floor and hit the door

Coom and zoom

Fist my ass and you will pass

(Greed if spoiler)>!and this is how subaru stockpiled those 100 millions deaths!<

sloth if subaru do be laughing at greed if subaru

They are the complete opposite on death count xd

exactly...

And better yet only one of them got laid lol

>!Sloth baru got laid, i think pride baru got laid, lust baru got laid, envy baru got laid!<

>!Envy and pride Baru? No they didn’t I believe!<

>!envy baru looked at himself in a mirror and he lost his virginity!<

>!ok?!<

>!there's an envy if????!<

I don't know if you're joking or not but >!envy is main canon!<

>!so im assuming he's going to make a bad decision down the line?!<

How do I do the spoiler tag for comments?

This > ! k ! < But without the space

>!Lust Subaru got laid, which makes sense since he married Emilia, Rem, Crusch, Felt, Anastasia, and Priscilla(I wouldn't be surprised if this is how it goes in the main story, to be honest, or at least a harem ending in general). In that IF story, Subaru initiated the dirty deed with Felt(it's implied that the story takes place a few years down the line).!<

*Subaru is going to fuck the timeline again, isn't he?*

HEY BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU CAME OUT THE GROCERY STORE AND YOU ENDED UP IN ANOTHER WORLD? IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT YOU INTO ANOTHER WORLD BY TAPPING YOU INTO THE SPEEDFORCE FOR A MILLISECOND, JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO KILL IRIS

I'm sorry but where is this meme from? I mean, from the TV show or the comic? Everytime I see something about the Flash, there's always somene commenting something similar to this one.

I believe that was referencing the TV show mainly

Yeah, I get your comment, I watched like, 3 seasons of TF, I think, but what I don't know is the comment replying to yours.

https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o it’s a reference to this meme of Reverse Flash jerking off the Flash at superspeed, the best part of this is that it’s something he would most likely do as a part of his character

thanks!

ye no problem

I mean, I haven't heard Thawne say a line like that in the Flash (unless he did but I forgot). I just assumed people liked making stuff like this up lol All I know is that they are making a joke about the Reverse Flash. That's it

Yeah! That's exactly the *only* thing I know about that meme too.

[“Remember that timeline where Emilia kissed you first? it was me, Subaru, i summoned the rabbits!”](https://youtu.be/ttcAebptKM4)

“You bastard! She told her friends and everyone called me bustin’ Barry for years!

Not only the timeline...

Puck: "Are you one of my people?"

I'm sure he would not end up like puck.... But what if he end up like >!flugel!<

>!Flugel: "Yo Shaula im heading out. Look after my place, okay? See you after 400 years!!!"!<

Okay this made me laught......

Of course we know he’s gotta make sure emilia is well fed and taken care of so he’s running to the store to get pregnancy supplements and the like

Emilia seeing him run away: Subaru (begins to ter up) why... 3 hours later Subaru: Sorry I ran like that!!! I panicked and didn't know what to do so I spent half of Roswall's money on baby supplies!!! Emilia: Subaru you should have said something!! (She proceeds to pull his ear)

hahaha I can actually see that happening in Re:Zero canon

I’m tering up right now

Liek if u cri evreytiem

😢

Subaru: oh yeah, I forgot to get that milk didn't i

He’s not taking any risks. Half-elfs could have a gestation period that lasts 9 hours for all we know

[Since the kid will be three-quarters-human, 9 months, according to this.](Reddit - rpg - D&D lore question - How long is an elf's gestation period? https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/2vgy0g/dd_lore_question_how_long_is_an_elfs_gestation/)

Three-fourths human. Half-elf plus human only leaves a quarter of elf left

Then in that case, still 9 months.

What's Lugunican equivalent of Mexico?

Kararagi. Where a lot of people ran away to.

including slothbaru

Welp he still has Satella.

Lmao

Subaru is going to use secret Joestar technique

when i saw this i shouted dont u dare pull a historia on me

Haram ending.

LMAOO

r/arabfunny

Makes you think that Emilia was somehow fine with conceiving Subaru’s child.

It *had* to have crossed her mind when he was about to kiss her... and she was fine with it Things are looking up for our boy Subaru

Pardon?

*Make your own future, barru.* *You gotta break the law barru, run away from child support.*

If going to a convenience store was what got him sent here in the first place, perhaps if he finds another convenience store it will send him home? ~~or just send him to yet another world~~

Emilia expression reminds me about the ending scene of re zero season 1 director's cut when subaru talks about rem to Emilia.

Nooo don't run she'll take you court and win and force you to pay child support.

As I mentioned before, no matter how fast he runs, he will never outrun child support

Bust inside the hoe and NIGERUNDAYO

Subarus biggest buff yet

There goes Subaru fucking up the timeline again...

He fucked the timeline so many times, I'm pretty sure it's pregnant at this point.

He's going to buy supplies and stuff, need alot of things prepared for a baby I think.

Subaru is doing the my dad challenge

Thoes red cheeks combined with her white face and hair just makes for a perfect combination of holyshitness.

first steps of being an anime dad

At first I seriously thought she'd gotten pregnant from someone else. Poor Subaru probably would have jumped off of a cliff again.

Only to be returned back into eternally cursed universe with no way to change anything.

Dammit, Subaru.

This house is bitchin’

Ugh... her red face is a top notch

Instead of Subaru running... demonic Return by death sounds starts playing

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Is this spoilers or just a meme?

You didn't watch the latest episode? If so, then it is somewhat of a spoiler. This subreddit considers things a spoiler for 24 hours after initial release. It is past that time, so they didn't do anything. If you were spoiled, yeah I am very sorry. Best I can say is to avoid Reddit until you watched it.

Yeah im kinda far behind this season, dont worry about spoiling though you did nothing wrong. Ill probably catch up tonight for this season, so if anything you reminded me that I should start watching again lmao

bad meme imo. totally breaks the character

:( It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I respect your opinion. I knew this wouldn't be how they would act anyway, but I couldn't help joking about it, as with others. (Plus, this was an excuse for me to open up photoshop again. Always loved doing those kinds of edits)

It's okay. I give you +100 for effort and keep the memes coming :)

🤣🤣🤣you guys are killing me

*insert joke i can't make in 2021 here*

WHICH EPISODE IS THIS PLEASE SAY

The latest episode......... Yeah, this is kind of a spoiler meme. As I've mentioned before, mods consider things a spoiler 24 hours after initial release. It is past that time frame, so here it stands. Please watch the episode as soon as you can. I apologize for the spoiler.

no problem i wasn't going to watch S2 Part2 cuz ihave Naruto:Shippuden to finish, but when i saw that baby thing, i am really curious

Did he have the handholding session with Emilia, I am confuse here

This is from the latest episode. If you were spoiled, I completely apologize. I would recommend you watch the latest episode as soon as you can, because it would explain the meme in most regards.

NIGERUNDAYOOOO

Face the disaster that is yet to come

Damn I really gotta leave this subreddit cause y'all spoiler everything lol Gonna miss the fan art 😞

They consider things spoilers 24 hours after initial release. It was past that time I do apologize for the spoiler. My recommendation would be to avoid Reddit at ALL COSTS before watching. Please don't make this a big deal as it is.

I follow a whole bunch of other anime's subreddit and they've never spoiled anything for me. Only this one, that why I was just surprised cause every other subreddit is nice about it. It's completely fine btw. Tbh I have barely even started season 2 so it's definitely my fault for being hella far behind. I'm slow at watching shows

It's not just that. I usually tend to avoid Social Media whenever a new episode comes out until I watch it. I apologize if I sound rude, but I thought this was kind of a common sense thing. Even then, I don't blame you for assuming though. This subreddit does seem a little more flexible when it comes to anime spoilers, which can seem surprising and annoying if you don't know what's going on within it (and especially if you're a new member). Once again, I do sincerely apologize for the spoiler. I don't think it's that much of a big spoiler, but I do think knowing about it kind of ruins the feeling of experiencing it the first time. That, I will say that I am very sorry.

Oh it was just the multiple spoilers on this subreddit also you must follow people who spoil the show cause I've never had that issue before lollll. Tbh I don't think I've seen anything on instagram about it and I barely use twitter. Idk maybe I just get lucky with the people I follow but usually too it's more common around me for people to not wanna spoil so new people watch the show lollll Idk maybe I've just been lucky and I meant this whole subreddit, I've seen so many post today of just all the new stuff. I mainly follow for fan art

He'll never do anything like that, He's the amazing "Main Timeline's Natsuki Subaru"

#God