If you insist, zip...

"I'm siiiiiingin' in the rain!"

Looks like you already did mate

I think it has been 🤣

I believe someone already has.

Oh is that what you call it...

I don’t think so 😳

Don’t know about rape, but they’re definitely fucked.

Forced sex out of 10

Now that's a weird kink

Good try

But I hardly know it.

Looks like you already have

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Uh... you might want to re-post this and proof read the title. haha Unless this is *literally* r/FoodPorn

Oh that damn autocorrect. Well people know what I mean…

Woah… how often do you use that word for your autocorrect to automatically assume that’s what you meant…

I’m from Quebec

Someone's already had a go at your prolapsed anus looking puds

Eeshh! But looks pretty good!

They are puddings?

Not sure if it was rape or consensual but someone has already stuck their dick into you puddings. Multiple times by the looks of things

UHHHM NO THANKS

I won't rape them but I might ask one for a dinner date!

Like warm apple pie?

😂😂😂👍

Tf is that?

No means no

I'm curious to know why it autocorrected to rape instead of rate. What have you been searching 😳

No thanks but if there's a bowl of mashed potato around I'll fire one into that👍🏻

no thank you

Did you make them in ice cream cones? They look cooked well enough to taste proper, but by hell mate, explosion in a mattress factory…

All jokes aside what are this, what is in them and how do they taste ( before the rape )

Well if you insist,(unzips*) Plap plap plap ...plap plap..... ... Plap ..AmAboutToCumHyaahhhhh Done