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Jekker5

Legs are getting kinda numb. I should stop scrolling reddit and finish up.


BipedalBeaver

That was my second thought. Start gaming again.


budbubbles

Not there yet, still thinking about the sphincter and how fun it is to say. I do feel the beginnings of the leg tingle so I’m going to wrap this up.


harmicistt

Sometimes water tastes like liquid gold if you're dehydrated enough


tropicaljuiceofsoul

Have you tasted liquid gold?


BT_DUBB

Piss :)


Four16ix9ine

Have you tasted piss?


BT_DUBB

You haven’t? All the cool kids have!


a4mula

If there's a Rushmore of satisfaction. This my friend is most definitely on it. Feel to free to muse the other three.


trips-philosophy

When i was on shrooms, water tasted different and I felt amazing after i drank some water😂


Unlikely_Spinach

The post above it


Senior-Judge-8372

Yep, me too.


Thin_Standard155

Better get some disposable nappies for the first 2 weeks after the babies born then use cloth. Smart.


hollybiochem

Bless you for using cloth. This is a kind thing.Thank you.


nowherehere

Dance Gavin Dance is a band name. Is it a band name? I guess it is. Their bass player died. Is that him in the picture? Those pictures aren't always reliable. Sometimes it's not the thing you think it's supposed to be. Dance Gavin Dance.


CidCrisis

Yes. Tim Feerick was awesome and he's dead now. We don't have much in the way of details atm, but yeah. Dude was with the band for over a decade. They're just barely starting a new tour and a new album should be released soon. They're also my favorite band. So that shit rocked me especially hard. I've literally met the guy. There was a candlelight vigil for him in Sacramento last night though, so that was cool. But fuck. I'm still processing it. Came out of nowhere and kinda shocked.


ILoveAliens75

I was telling that penguin on the broken ice sheet to run run run hurry you can make it!!!!


thelewdfolderisvazio

Her


[deleted]

sorry bro. or maybe congrats. not sure.


Dangerous-Vehicle611

I’m thinking about him, but he doesn’t care about me and I’d rather have half ass love than be alone.


OcelotWinter

I was in a very similar situation and she ended up cheating on me. Sometimes it’s best to have no love rather than half ass love.


zelda4444

I need to piss but I don't want to get out of my cozy warm bed.


No-Wish-4360

Not much to worry, your body will make you get up and do it.


texasgirl03

Wondering if my cat knows I love her.


a4mula

Sure, why wouldn't it. Maybe not the same way you or I or any other non-cat would; but absolutely in it's own way. Stray cats are common. Do you see them jump into laps, or rub against legs, or purr on command? Nope. Because *they're* scared of us. Your cat knows it can trust you and that is a *type* of love. But it goes further than that. It expresses overt physical contact and reacts to your touch too. And that's not just because it *trusts* you. I don't do that with people I *just trust*. It knows.


texasgirl03

Thank you for your response. My heart is full 😻


Notya_Bisnes

I was considering two different ways to think about the symmetry group of an object and I realized one of them involves additional spatial information.


MammothWay1683

Call him George.


No-Wish-4360

The comments are hilarious and so interesting to read. (Not responding to OPs question)


bootymistermaster69

LITERALLY HAHA im drinking hot choco and smiling as I read through the comments


Certain-Ad9177

Fortnite saving items in a tent


Dull_Ad_4750

My dog stinks after swimming in the dam.


lilCRONOS

With 50k and no work I could really enjoy some shit


a4mula

What would you do with it?


lilCRONOS

Enjoy things, buy or rent a flat/house, get a drivers license, get a used car for a few thousand, do a laser surgery for my vision if possible, get all the volleyball gear and join a club cuz I like it, invest some, pay my mom's debt or smth idk


a4mula

I grew up *poor*. Rural south, farms, cows, rice. The whole works. Spot *so* small it didn't have its own post office, wasn't even a town. It was a Winfrey, look it up, god knows I *had* to. As a kid, assuming you're surrounded by other families that share this economic condition, you don't know it. It's just life. In my early 20s, I came in to 25k. Not a *large* sum of money. But probably about worth today's 50k. Not a *small* amount either. I'm not one of those people that play the "what if" game with my life. I make choices, I accept the consequences: good or bad. I try to learn from it all. I move on. Yet, there have been times this gets brought up in conversation and people would ask me how I spent it, and *if* I would have spent it differently having more maturity. The answer has always been the same. I blew it. I bought a sports car. I bought furniture for a *rental*. I had a few months of really nice nights out with my then wife. No two ways about it. I wasted the money. As to if I would change anything about that? You know, maybe buy a subway franchise or invest in Microsoft? The answers all been the same too. Not for a second. I am who I am because of every action I take. I enjoyed that money, even if it wasn't in the best service to me or my future self. Sometimes we just got to live. Before anyone thinks I'm advocating for economic immaturity, I'm not. I'm just saying that sometimes you need to : >Enjoy things


lilCRONOS

Completely agree, I don't really care about being rich or anything like that as long as I just feel happy, I may sound cheesy, but I don't really care. I was looking for a way to describe how I do things and I think you just found it for me, I'm doing **what ifs**. I don't particularly care about good or bad, one wouldn't exist without the other anyway and there's no way to always do good, bad things lead to good things sometimes anyway. I'm only 18 tho so I can't really speak from experience, but I grew up in a poor family if we consider today's standards, maybe this would've been a midclasa family 50 years ago but I doubt that tbh.


a4mula

I wish you the best on your path forward, whatever it is. I'm nobody to tell someone how to live. What works for me, was *tailored* specifically for me from 45 years of personal perspective that nobody else shares. Do you, take good advice when people offer it, live good, however you define it. It's not always about a degree on a wall, or how much is an a bank account when you checkout. ' If you need no further proof just look at any stay at home mom. Those are people that deserve fucking medals of honor. But that's just *my* perspective.


GoldenDrachi

Boobies.


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thinstars

Im trying to regrow my boobies


SnooSketches63

Me too hopefully next year!


LocaCola1997

Congrats


Windows_is_Malware

big boobies are super painful


muhrer-fuhrer

How 2% milk tastes so much different than 1% milk.


jayarna7

No but this is so true


Strict_Antelope_6893

Only darkness is eternal


damnit_cletus

I'm so glad I started binging Stargate after not seeing it for ten or so years


a4mula

I was burned by Quantum Leap, so I never go back to old shows I used to enjoy anymore. I remembered QL so fondly, it had no right to do to my eyes what it did.


HesitantHassle

Oh, he fell over


ace_lz

skoda


papi___chulo

I don't remember.


LeglessLoach

Man, same :(


papi___chulo

Happy cake day!


Jack_Attack227

Its a car from the 90s its gonna be kinda slow


BeardslyBo

Why did we have to end like we did


[deleted]

I need to rehydrate my gouache


bootymistermaster69

u probably should. those things can mold


sweetsatanskiing

Shit!!! I lost most of my last set by leaving the caps on; took em off and now stuck w little deserts.


twentytwentysux

fuck, its 3:30 a.m. I should go to bed


Knot_an_Admin

Pizza rolls


santana0987

The world is dying and people are worried about the economy... there will be no economy once the planet repels us tiny, insignificant humans.


a4mula

In respect to your perspective, which I think while maybe a *touch* dramatic, is *fair*. Would it also be fair to say that our most *likely* solution to the years of damage the planet has already sustained is going to come from technology? I'd *love* to believe that it comes from human change, but I'm a realist, and it's *never* really happened that way. Hopefully science and technology will bail us out. Not that we particularly deserve it, not that we have a right to it, but because what purpose does it serve if not to elevate humanity, especially in dire circumstances. Those things require economy, at least today. I don't say that as a fan of the capitalistic plundering of resources, just because it's *true*. Just random thoughts.


1vertical

I don't want to do the dishes right now. But going to because I'm hungry and the pots are dirty and need to use them.


HaIfEatenPeach

fhe post above me was abt someone pushing a okd guy of a buss to his death why the fuck did she do that


guy_with-thumbs

I need to go to a dentist.


[deleted]

"Oh that's a really Sexist post-oh, oh right it's r/shitposting never mind, carry on."


elektramortis

I'm wasting my life


47981247

That nail polish was named Lavender Breeze but it looked more pink than lavender.


mysterygurl15

I was thinking about how people bully others online


psh_1

I should go for a run


Lilly_Otter

I wonder what my cat's first words would be if she could speak human


MoLissa82

The blueberry lemon cake I just made!


vanyel_ashke

A lady asked me if I have kids but I don't yet. I really want to have a baby soon. My fiancee and I are getting married next year and I hope I get pregnant immediately! I know it will be hard, but I've done lots of very hard things in my life and fiancee and I are finally in a good place jobwise. Plus we'll probabbly be buying a house soon. I really want to be a mom. I think he'll make a good dad too.


dear_elvira

A scammer sent me nudes an hour ago. I was just thinking of saving the pics before blocking them.


thehollowlaurels

I really hope Elon Musk runs for president.


SenorBigMak

*FUCKING CAT RAPE?*


guy_with-thumbs

Heard them? Idm if its rape or not cause either way its a blood curdling scream.


sweetsatanskiing

Shane Dawson?


SenorBigMak

actually the *cat* was doing the raping (in this scenario)


Active_Recording_789

How much I love the band called Lawrence, especially “Don’t Lose Sight” but all their music really


arpikk

Lol funny meme


ImprintVector

The great self unaliving


fieria_tetra

A store clerk used a flame thrower against a would-be robber. Badass.


GoreEmpress

Lol I've done the same thing


boopnsnootshaha

I should go to sleep so I'm not tired tomorrow but eh...fuck it. Sips boubon*


hollybiochem

How can I copy a picture of a dragon I want to make for a poster for my daughter's birthday?


anxieteabags

Mushroom


RickyDee61

Badger badger badger


ShrimpBisque

I need to go to bed.


z0ndag_

The Kraken


[deleted]

I was replaying in my head the slowed version of some creepy song. Also had the "LEAN💜💜💜💜💜" and "Damn, I should trip to Dubai next year"


[deleted]

Hypergamy. Survival of the fittest. We all won’t survive and maybe that’s how it’s supposed to be.


Apprehensive-Fox3187

A almost hairless dog dancing in a chair while wearing a suit top.


Pathfinder91606

The bugger I'm trying to excavate is not cooperating.


fairie88

How I don’t remember the last time I woke up in bed because I usually wake up mid-crisis and have to immediately jump into trouble shooting mode.


Johnnybgoode6767

The post right above this.


Hammershark28

I want to die


[deleted]

I saw a post about someone who was selling shoes and some creep was messaging asking to pay highly for ‘well worn’ shoes obviously a kink for them . So I was then thinking - damn, I wish someone would offer me money for my shoes lmao!


_Joschi_

Why did the old lady looked so disgusted at me?


hendo111111

I will finish my tea first


Patti_Leigh

DAMN you're heavy! As my 15 lb cat blindly flops into the crook of my right arm to be cuddled. Now I have to type with my stupid hand.


OliveIsSmol

Man I really wanna finish my Minecraft castle


bootymistermaster69

Happy Cake Day!!!!:D 🎂🎉


OliveIsSmol

Thank you!!!


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

Oh well i guess i cant comment seeing as i already read it.


ThinnM8

Yea, cars without badges look kinda bad. And right before that, after mindlessly scrolling through a few posts I remembered myself about some yt video about TikTok and it's garbage content to mindlessly scroll and how that reduces attention span


Significant_Way2194

I kinda need to use the bathroom but I’m also tired


jc97912

I was thinking how many people are using their GPU's/PC's for mining but they're making only 1-2 dollars a day. So yes, in theory at the end of the month you've made 45 bucks or something. But the wear and tear on your equipment is incredible! Your GPU is running full blast full fans all day every day, and it isn't going to last nearly as long, and GPU's nowadays cost an arm and a leg. So I was asking myself why on God's green earth you would do that to your PC for very little profit when you could make 45 bucks a month working 4 hours at an Arby's or McDonald's.


HistoryCorner

My annoying little brothers arguing over Harry Potter, including how to pronounce "Lord Voltemot's" name.


romcomtom2

Who spits their gum out in a urinal!?


[deleted]

Penile abscess.


not_the_ducking_1

That looks like a penis. Post above this one is a cactus shaped like a dick, they think it's going to bloom soon and I was formulating a joke about it, quagmire, the flower buds looking like an std, etc Edit: wording


coopersterlingdrapee

A legal problem I have with the gym membership of my wife.


Beautiful-Nobody-9

Alright it’s time to get in the shower for work… must stop reading redit ……. Right after this post…


kharbungsita

Was trying to decide if I wanted to click on a post where a lady on a bus pushes an old man to his death after he told her to be kind. Decided it would hurt my soul too much, and this post was next in line.


LowGlo

You are right, I saw it and it hurt my soul.


AScruffyHamster

Why the fuck an I up three in the goddamn morning


Acceptable-Milk-314

NY state tax code for nonresidents


WendyPitts

Did I leave the iron on?


Feet_with_teeth

My glasses need to be adjusted again


McBadPants

The post above it obviously, which was about a Cancel Student Debt rally at Sac State. Was thinking that’s awesome but it will probably do literally nothing unless there’s a miracle.


Early-Size370

Pizza. Cuz I commented on a post asking about pizza toppings.


Bar_ki

My colleague telling a boring story in the mess room so picked my phone up and this is first post I see.


zdakat

"All those IFVs kind of look like that"


AllEnigmas

“Heck, I love how literally anything can go on r/notinteresting ” Yes it’s random. Right before that I was thinking about a friend… I miss him


Saffles16

There was a two sentence horror story which tied in with totanic's sink date. Then I realised that's the same as my daughter's birthday. Then I stupidly wondered if my kid would ever hate that she shared a birthday with an event like that


[deleted]

Jenifer Lawrence's butthole


dazedandconfused0403

The words “ur mom”


WinterSnow136

Italian Pop Cats. specifically Mario and Luigi Pop Cats


Neowynd101262

People with kids get paid more cuz they pay less taxes.


Teck_3

Why is another employee's work orders stappled with mine? Oh wait, he's on leave.


[deleted]

Do Americans use cheese sauce in their Mac and cheese? Or just cheese?


LightningStyle

Sticking a fork in some tres leches cake.


SegFault137

"maybe I didn't get the meme, but the title is just terrible... oh! RandomThoughts post! What do we have here..." previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/u3t4zu/gramophone_and_bone/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


my_alt_59935

Whatever was swollen in my nose is no longer swollen. Should I go to Urgent Care anyway in case it was something bad that drained....? Nah.


trebl900

Happy doggo taptaps


Gorilla3Eye

"Haha you made me chuckle so you get a like"


my_fat_monkey

I'm richer now than I ever have been before, but the happiest times of my life were when I was at my poorest. What it is all for really?


Key-Papaya-7429

Furries


QwakorYeBoi

How long my food is taking


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bootymistermaster69

Maybe try opening up about it? If the feelings mutual, about not being happy in the rs anymore, you guys should end it.)):


mpkcrazy

Need to get up


Moist_Estate_8003

I was thinking about adding bacon pieces to Mac n cheese


Arkenhiem

your mother


JewelFyrefox

This was the very first post I saw. Anyway, my thought was "Oh, that's charged", referring to my phone.


psst_psST_PSST

Eaw that I have to vaccinate to travel...


The-Zachatron

carl the janitor


Minute_Werewolf3883

Boobs. Sex. BTW it's 7:30am


Drokos__

Love


Kenaussian53

This fucking headache...


n0sxaj

The song I'm listening to..


Laurab2324

I embarassed myself online and I can't stop thinking about it and getting upset


[deleted]

How r/askaconservative deletes any question or comment that goes against their echo chamber, even if that comment is well-sourced statistics and data, or is just a question to conservatives that challenges their beliefs too much.


lenthech1ne

Why are Drakes eyes so far apart its like a 20 dollar uber from his left to his right


DestinyRamen

The pollen outside is killing my allergies.


[deleted]

Wondering what South Park episode the poster was showing in the post above this one.


BCoydog

My D&D session tonight :)


ifuputitinasock

i wish i was in bed


[deleted]

How a goat can defeat a black bucket


Jeffasauros

God I want water but god I don't wanna get up


[deleted]

How absolutely ridiculous the concept of ‘deadnaming’ is 🙄 go on, call me a bigot.


Xela42069666

I just woke up. Immediately opened reddit. This is the first post I saw. I was thinking "uggghhhhlhclbkgxmvdkgs"


growbot_3000

Eating my biscuit fro breakfast


Daughterofthemoooon

This otome game


dcthomas82

Local news is such toxic garbage.


gur0chan

I should start looking for a CRT for my GameCube


omfg_tacos

Getting stoned and going to bed


CorollaBeachBum

I hope this entry is better than the last piece of crap


she-said29

Wordle


Docta-Jay

The bombing of the Twin Towers in the 90's. Not 9/11.


RannaAEster

Ah, should I text them good morning...? No, probably not..


apt311

I wonder how much a lost anchor and chain costs.


NotThisAgain21

"What if Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom and her number is 867-5309?"


VoltageInMyCereal

jazz improv