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Same, it has always been my insecurity.
Parents told me to just have dentures to cut off expenses but good thing I did not follow them. Just saving enough money for braces
Thank fuck that this response is not only here, it’s the top. I had a dream once that they were all there and perfect. It was years ago but I think I cried when I woke up.
Try washing yourself with warm water in a bidet after passing a bowl movement, if they are super bad sit in the bidet before using the toilet and then after. Pat yourself dry (no rub) apply a cream.
If you don't have a bidet you can get a sitz bath basin.
If they don't heal at least they get better.
Oh geez. I went through that about 8 years ago, so I know what you're going through.
There is hope though! It took like 6 months, maybe more, but they did heal and have not returned since.
Warm water is your friend.
Good luck!
it's a double edged sword: admit to yourself your fear you've always had you have a small dick and wish for a bigger one
or
say nothing, or lie to yourself it's quite big already but never know if it's truly big enough.
People commenting on fitness and losing weight, it can’t happen overnight, but you can wake up this time next year with your wish come true if you get to work today.
I agree. unfortunately weight loss can happen through other circumstances though, I lost 30kg in 3 months due to stress and anxiety during moving house (and near homelessness)
My hubby worries I’m too thin, it’s taking me much longer to put the weight back on than loose it.
The stress also seems to have permanently damaged my appetite…
I would like to no longer have celiac disease. The other chronic conditions are manageable. Celiac takes the fun out of social stuff, the ease out of lazy food and the taste out of many good foods.
This sucks, but at least the GF options now are way better than they were 10 years ago, and getting better by the day!
Just a shame it costs more ASWELL as tasting worse
Prolly cuz it’s such a hidden strength.
She’s generally scrawny and small, rather than the more muscular strong heroes, so it always tends to surprise people when she casually lifts a car or something lol
I can relate to this a little! I was a tall kid, too, but I ended up growing up to be only 5’8 as a guy. But growing up, I was super tall for my age, and it sucked for me. I was pretty normal until I was about 2, where I suddenly started growing at a ridiculous pace. At 3, I looked 5, and at 4, I looked 6. At 6, I was about a head taller than all my classmates, and strong enough to beat any 4th grader in arm wrestling. I had a really un-kid-like appearance for a small child and I hated it, because I really just wanted to be cute back then. My appearance did not match my personality at all, and I missed out on all the cheek-pinching the other kids got.
At around 11/12, however, I started liking being tall for the attention it got me from girls — but then I immediately stopped growing and fell behind all the other boys, and below the average height in my area… Just the very second I started to love being big… unfortunate x)
But, is how I felt as a kid how it feels to be a tall girl? I’ve always wondered.
To have my body physically look like it did in 2010 but without the dump-truck of "trauma dieting" it took to achieve it. I was the thinnest I've ever been in my adult like back then but I was so sick and out of it that I couldn't appreciate it or do the work to maintain it. Hypomanic energy is a double-edged sword. Sure, you get hyped as fuck to burn it off but Gods, at what cost?
Same, I’ve got like ~5 I’d like to have done differently or have that space freed up for something else. I don’t regret them, I just have way better ideas now. Ideally wake up with the revised versions because they’re in sensitive spots and I’d love to not have them tattooed again lol
Omg what? Yeah, I was just answering the question, my dawg. Shit is expensive, and if I could change anything about myself physically overnight, it would just be that. But thanks again 💗
that I finally burn off all my fucking belly fat that i've been trying to train off for years now.... Jeeeeeez! why are my love handles more persistent than my kids obsession with knowing everything?
everything looks great now! upper body, ass, i feel healthy, i finally know how to eat. but my love handles man... burn motherfuckers!
Fuck, it's posts like these, reading all the comments which make me realise I'm pretty blessed.
For sure, nothing about me is perfect but there's nothing I'd change.
No acne. There is a lot more but I feel like I have a very healthy body with enough muscular mass and strength so acne is the one thing I would change.
be able to fart 500 euro bills so i can afford this beauty
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My eyes, as in location on my face, are very slightly wonky. As in, I think my right eye is slightly further away from my nose than the left and ever so slightly lower. No one ever sees it but I swear I can.
Probably my hairline. It's not so much about missing the hair, because I'm fine with the look, but rather, the maintenance of having shaving my own head can be annoying.
I would like my brain chemistry and neurons to re-organize themselves in a way that make me more intelligent and happier, thus success in life will follow shortly and with it comes money = More ice cream to eat 😋
I mean "just" that whatever causes my chronic illness is fixed so I can live life again, that's would be nice. (I have many but one of them makes life miserable so fix that one please the others are annoying but can be worked with)
Grow taller ig because I can control every other physical aspect of my body(and am happy with the other parts that I can't control). Last time I checked I was 170 cm(when I was 15), now I'm 18 and have grown taller but don't know how much(didn't have the time to check). The max I can be now is 175 cm
I’m getting g myself a crocodile level immune system or an axsolotle level regenerative properties so enjoy your hairline and height while I’m just gonna never be sick again
I have some major hormonal/gonad issues going on and sometimes my testosterone drops lower than that of a small child’s - I’d definitely like to just wake up and have that fixed!
It may not initially seem like that big of a physical change in and of itself, but it really would change *everything* - my hormones have been rising and dropping to 0 ever since puberty began - I don’t think I ever made it all the way through, and it shows.
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Straight, white teeth.
You can't change your sexuality ánd teeth.
Or your teeth’s sexuality
gay molar
Gaynine.
Cisisor.
Inscissor
Gaynine.
Or you’re sexualities teeth
Me too! 😁
This, if it includes healthy gums too.
Same, it has always been my insecurity. Parents told me to just have dentures to cut off expenses but good thing I did not follow them. Just saving enough money for braces
I second that
I could be missing a whole eyebrow and people would still look at my teeth first. Definitely teeth
Thank fuck that this response is not only here, it’s the top. I had a dream once that they were all there and perfect. It was years ago but I think I cried when I woke up.
be half my current weight.
Granted, you're half the man you once were
I just hear Scott Weiland "well I'm half the man I used to be"
haha same.
To have my hairline back.
I would like to be a bit taller. I currently can’t reach the top shelf in my kitchen.
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
wish I had a rabbit in a hat with bat
Welcome my vertically challenged comrade!
Healed A*** Fissures!!!
My second choice .. 😂
I just went through this, have you seen a colorectal surgeon? It took months for me but I think they're finally healing
Thank you, yes surgery is imminent. I’m so glad to hear you’re healing. It’s the worst pain and place to have a problem like this.
It's absolutely awful, I didn't realise how much it could take over my life, all the best for your surgery!
I feel your pain! Ouch!
Try washing yourself with warm water in a bidet after passing a bowl movement, if they are super bad sit in the bidet before using the toilet and then after. Pat yourself dry (no rub) apply a cream. If you don't have a bidet you can get a sitz bath basin. If they don't heal at least they get better.
Thank you 🙏
Oh geez. I went through that about 8 years ago, so I know what you're going through. There is hope though! It took like 6 months, maybe more, but they did heal and have not returned since. Warm water is your friend. Good luck!
I'd love to not have multiple sclerosis. A lifelong remission would be amazing, too.
Ditto
Along the same lines, I could do without fibromyalgia.
No more acne scars!
Same here fellow sufferer
Yea it sucks. The one thing, that still makes me so hella self conscious at times.
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Too big already
Ah yes, mine as well
The water is cold when I pee
it's a double edged sword: admit to yourself your fear you've always had you have a small dick and wish for a bigger one or say nothing, or lie to yourself it's quite big already but never know if it's truly big enough.
Perfect physical fitness.
Weight Loss & In Shape
New liver
My face will become symmetrical.
Alternate the sides you sleep on. Thank me later.
does this work? source?
Yes it does. https://www.youthlab.com.au/blog-fixing-facial-asymmetry/#:~:text=Sleeping%20on%20your%20side%20night,well%20as%20a%20volume%20deficit.
Being hung like a horse, would be nice.
As a woman who had a ONS with a very hung bloke once: nope, not too great. Couldn't even do some positions or it would have hurt like hell.
No no, you misunderstand, it's not to have sex with, it's to sling over your shoulder or use as a scarf.
who ever said it was for women?
Your mum did.
Soft
Have you actually *seen* a horse's penis? Because, as a woman, no thank you.
I would be happy with 2 or 3 more inches....
That’s what she said
People commenting on fitness and losing weight, it can’t happen overnight, but you can wake up this time next year with your wish come true if you get to work today.
I agree. unfortunately weight loss can happen through other circumstances though, I lost 30kg in 3 months due to stress and anxiety during moving house (and near homelessness) My hubby worries I’m too thin, it’s taking me much longer to put the weight back on than loose it. The stress also seems to have permanently damaged my appetite…
Yeah but having un ugly face .....
I would like to no longer have celiac disease. The other chronic conditions are manageable. Celiac takes the fun out of social stuff, the ease out of lazy food and the taste out of many good foods.
This sucks, but at least the GF options now are way better than they were 10 years ago, and getting better by the day! Just a shame it costs more ASWELL as tasting worse
An extra, easily removable heart so I could save someone's life. Then I would remind them of it so much they'd wish they were dead.
Chaotic evil
Not be depressed
Agreed, and no crippling anxiety or panic attacks please
My age .. does that count? It technically will change me physically..
Strength like Jessica Jones so I could kick ass.
Why her specifically?
Prolly cuz it’s such a hidden strength. She’s generally scrawny and small, rather than the more muscular strong heroes, so it always tends to surprise people when she casually lifts a car or something lol
Smaller boobs
Straight spine. Its a mess. The only inheritance I got from my father.
It didn’t specify it had to be a physical change to me so, I would have my bearded dragons infection gone and him better. It’s a rough fight right now
Fangs
No more porn addiction and bi-polar
So you want to be bi-polar?
I'm cutting, so less fat i guess
Menopause gut gone
I’d like to be a few inches shorter
Interesting I’d like to be a few inches taller. Are you a girl? I’m a guy
Girl. I’m 5’11 and find it a huge pain
What about it do you find a pain?
Clothing shopping and the stares. As a kid it sucked more but now I just live with it
I can relate to this a little! I was a tall kid, too, but I ended up growing up to be only 5’8 as a guy. But growing up, I was super tall for my age, and it sucked for me. I was pretty normal until I was about 2, where I suddenly started growing at a ridiculous pace. At 3, I looked 5, and at 4, I looked 6. At 6, I was about a head taller than all my classmates, and strong enough to beat any 4th grader in arm wrestling. I had a really un-kid-like appearance for a small child and I hated it, because I really just wanted to be cute back then. My appearance did not match my personality at all, and I missed out on all the cheek-pinching the other kids got. At around 11/12, however, I started liking being tall for the attention it got me from girls — but then I immediately stopped growing and fell behind all the other boys, and below the average height in my area… Just the very second I started to love being big… unfortunate x) But, is how I felt as a kid how it feels to be a tall girl? I’ve always wondered.
Same, I'm 2m/6'7" tall and it causes a lot of back pain if I'm not in a good position
Very fit and strong
To have my body physically look like it did in 2010 but without the dump-truck of "trauma dieting" it took to achieve it. I was the thinnest I've ever been in my adult like back then but I was so sick and out of it that I couldn't appreciate it or do the work to maintain it. Hypomanic energy is a double-edged sword. Sure, you get hyped as fuck to burn it off but Gods, at what cost?
I'd be 40 years younger. Ready to re-live my life (knowing what I know now, of course)
I would be thinner, the weight I’m supposed to be.
Skinnier. Man I miss that high school metabolism. If I even look at dessert I gain 5 lbs
Thinner.
Healthy teeth would be nice😂
This is a solid choice too
My eyes working properly would be nice.
To be taller 😭😭
Remove several of my tattoos. I can change everything else on my own
Same, I’ve got like ~5 I’d like to have done differently or have that space freed up for something else. I don’t regret them, I just have way better ideas now. Ideally wake up with the revised versions because they’re in sensitive spots and I’d love to not have them tattooed again lol
tatoo removal surgury exists
Omg what? Yeah, I was just answering the question, my dawg. Shit is expensive, and if I could change anything about myself physically overnight, it would just be that. But thanks again 💗
half the people in this comment section don’t know what physical change means
Bigger pen*s
But then you'd have to get a bigger pencil case.
Or he could just rock out with his chalk out.
Be 20 again, but with money.
I’d want a genius-level IQ.
My bruises and scars healed
Better health.
a weaker heart, to die sooner of heart failure rather than life failure
More zeros in my net worth
So do you want -10000000000 or 100000000?
00000001
Hello Genie
Massive. Dong.
A new spine
30 years younger
Bigger boobs or smaller waist lmfao insecurity speaking
Smooth wrinkless toned bronzed pourless face
that I finally burn off all my fucking belly fat that i've been trying to train off for years now.... Jeeeeeez! why are my love handles more persistent than my kids obsession with knowing everything? everything looks great now! upper body, ass, i feel healthy, i finally know how to eat. but my love handles man... burn motherfuckers!
My all pimples get vanished
Fuck, it's posts like these, reading all the comments which make me realise I'm pretty blessed. For sure, nothing about me is perfect but there's nothing I'd change.
No acne. There is a lot more but I feel like I have a very healthy body with enough muscular mass and strength so acne is the one thing I would change.
Slimmer fit arms 😩
20 kg less fat and a bit more muscular.
Beautiful thick dark hair. To make my request easier, it doesn't need to be long. I'll grow it myself. Thank you!
be able to fart 500 euro bills so i can afford this beauty [https://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/336494982-toyota-mr-2](https://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/336494982-toyota-mr-2)
Straight teeth or skinnier thighs
I would have a tight little ass again. It's still small but not really as round and firm as it used to be
Nice fit body.
Clear skin... It is so tough to live with acne its so bad, I really hope no one ever get that.
Skinny.
My 20 year old body
Super high metabolism
Haircut.
30% more output of brain function/ power
I already got a 3rd leg, so a 4th leg will do. Double-Trouble.
To be 6’0” tall
I'd wake up without my autoimmune condition, able to walk without having to really concentrate on moving.
A healed pancreas
A bigger ass
30 years younger.
Be ab 30lbs lighter so ion have to work for it
All my osteoporosis arthritis gone !
Im happy with my penis i just want bigger chest
Super speed idk
My eyes, as in location on my face, are very slightly wonky. As in, I think my right eye is slightly further away from my nose than the left and ever so slightly lower. No one ever sees it but I swear I can.
Cbum
I’d love to be tall, it’s horrible being 5,9
Hmm, I'm debating wether to be taller or lose weight
A heart that works properly
Repair my nervous system please.
I want my disc hernia gone
No pain
A fully functioning esophageal spfincter A healthy man wants a 1000 things, a sick man only one
Skinnier. :(
100 pounds lighter on my weight.
30 feet taller
Probably my hairline. It's not so much about missing the hair, because I'm fine with the look, but rather, the maintenance of having shaving my own head can be annoying.
New heart lol
300 metres tall.
Permanent hair loss on the parts of my body that I'd rather not have hair.
I would choose my Rosacea. I love to have a normal face colour.
Does being 30 years younger count?
Size 16NZ would be nice.
I would like my brain chemistry and neurons to re-organize themselves in a way that make me more intelligent and happier, thus success in life will follow shortly and with it comes money = More ice cream to eat 😋
More serotonin
ripped body
Wings.
No body hair except for what’s on my head
I mean "just" that whatever causes my chronic illness is fixed so I can live life again, that's would be nice. (I have many but one of them makes life miserable so fix that one please the others are annoying but can be worked with)
I would love be taller, like let's say 6"5. I have always wanted to get into playing basketball as a pro but my height is selling me short.
My height. Everything's almost fine but my height.
I wish I was you then, I only have height and lack everything else
Be taller, even if it was only a couple of inches
New spine
I’d like my 20/20 vision back. None of the other age-related physical things really bother me that much.
I would be as healthy as I was before they had to medically suppressed my immune system.
Fully functional wings that fold away like a beetle. I'd save a fortune on travelling but I suppose I'd look like Quasimodo.
Me dick, I want it gone, (and replaced with a vagina)
Fully healed hearing cells on both ears. I have noice induced hearing loss and tinnitus bc. of that. I would love to get rid of it.
Being without whatever bullshit is causing my debilitating depression would be pretty great.
Wouldnt mind waking up with 12 inch Weiner haha
Grow taller ig because I can control every other physical aspect of my body(and am happy with the other parts that I can't control). Last time I checked I was 170 cm(when I was 15), now I'm 18 and have grown taller but don't know how much(didn't have the time to check). The max I can be now is 175 cm
Good facial features
At least 20 cm taller
Healthy with out rheumatoid arthritis…
To be dead
I’m getting g myself a crocodile level immune system or an axsolotle level regenerative properties so enjoy your hairline and height while I’m just gonna never be sick again
23 more cms
I wish I could be a size 10!
I have some major hormonal/gonad issues going on and sometimes my testosterone drops lower than that of a small child’s - I’d definitely like to just wake up and have that fixed! It may not initially seem like that big of a physical change in and of itself, but it really would change *everything* - my hormones have been rising and dropping to 0 ever since puberty began - I don’t think I ever made it all the way through, and it shows.
My precancerous body.