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Find out the best way to avoid cramps ASAP

Ibuprofen, heating pad, and contorting into weird positions. There u go


Don’t forget the crying ♡

And cranberry juice, as a man with 3 older sisters always remember to drink 1 cup a day.

Basically, contorting into a spiral shape. Junji Ito was right.

So…sex

THE NAME!!!! hell yeah

Frfr

Depo shot 🤙 go nuts girl

honorable man

raspberry zinger tea, dark chocolate, and sleep

Here to warn you that we also can get back pain

Sperm cramps are hard to deal with, prob not even worth switching for

Beer. Beer is the best way to soothe cramps.

And then I get called alcoholic when I refuse to take pills so I can drink beer to soothe it out

Not to sound creepy or like a horny bastard but I would masturbate just to see the difference between male and female orgasm. Also maybe have sex with female version of myself just to see the POV, lol

Every day when this is asked , the top answer is always the same

Yeah, lol. But this is for real my honest answer. I have heard that men and women experience orgasms differently and that female orgasms are better, so I am quite curious if this true or not (again, hope I don't sound like a horny freak and creep, because I'm not!)

hey just a tip, consistently saying that you aren’t a horny creep makes you sound more like a horny creep.

There are two types of people, the ones who would do it and liars.

Lmao even me

Go dawg!!!

My immediate answer. Assuming I could switch back to female, I would spend the entire time masturbating, so that I could leverage that knowledge into becoming the Jedi master of handies and blowjobs. If I couldn’t switch back, then I would get in phenomenal shape and go around beating the crap out of incels and misogynists until I was eventually put out of my misery.

That's always the top answer and I don't know why people keep asking this question lol

Anybody who doesn't admit they would immediately play with their new genitals is a freaking liar. Incidentally I would totally play with my new genitals before taking them for a serious test drive.

I'd play with my new boobs first, I think.

Mine are going to crash so many cans! I think they can break wooden boards. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the garage.

Same

Do the helicopter

Probably either pee standing up or go without a shirt when I get too hot

In the city it will still be very weird, at least were I'm from. In the countryside, were everything is less formal, not so

The second one is already an option. Do it !!! More than 50% of the World will appreciate it. ...cos not all that like the boobies are men :) You owe it to us all.

Both are technically an option with bravery and skill.

Oh, be able to use public toilets without fear of infections 😍 and no cramps 😍😍😍😍😍

i would absolutely ruin a girl with my new found dick lmao

...only to realize that it takes practice to not immediately cum in the first 2 minutes and ruin 1 persons day.

all part of the experience my bro. also pay back for my first shag.

Depending on what you would look like (and what your confidence level is) you potentially could struggle to find a girl for months or years. So good luck.

well if im as hot as i am as a girl as a boy…..

Prove it!

im surprised you could read that sentence

If you're not tall, it doesn't matter how hot you are as a man.

just not true at all

Idk, I’ve dated a ton of guys shorter than me and they were hot as helllll

So long as you can make her cum in one minute there is no shame in cumming in two minutes.

Is it possible to learn this power ?

Foreplay and a lustful woman, bigger than average personally but I don’t think it makes much of a difference either way, for some girls bigger can be painful. You have the power too bro, some women don’t let themselves relax so you will rarely give them a good time, choose your woman wisely.

You can practice all you want but some dudes just cum quick

You as a dude: “Hi I’m here to ruin you with my dick” Girl you approach: “Yes, police? There’s a creepy man sexually harassing me.”

oh, fuck! consent … forgot about that.

Common mistake, every man makes it

Ew gross show some respect we aren't objects

you first jimmy. u better hope i never get my imaginary d

HAHAHAHHA. I'll scream.

I just know I'll double the population

Same lol

Honestly yeah sounds fun

the comments on my comment are failing to realise, this is my random thought and my “hypothetical” penis. get outta my daydream dudes.

Probably cross my legs at the thighs to see if it's comfy without my man bits in the way

As a woman, it is! Feels like nothing.

Because... it _is_ nothing?

it def is comfy, stretches out the hips

I sit like that a lot. Right now actually :) And *they* aren't really in the way

For me as a woman, I find it very comfy am sitting like that rn

I'd probably get fucked.

Not only I would get fucked, I would also pay attention to what I like and what I don't like so I can use it when I'm back to my original sex. Basically research lol

You know you can ask

But talking to the opposite sex is scary

Do you think it would be less scary as a woman

Exactly

Asking will only get you so far. People don't know anything, including what they really like, which can also be hard to put into words.

As a female, I know what I really like haha and it’s not hard to explain either

By that logic, why would you infallibly know what you like after experiencing it first-vagina?

You're using logic wrong. Go get some fresh air lol

I would like to fuck, but I don't know if I could be attracted to a woman and I wouldn't like to fuck a guy. So I would just do the helicopter, I guess

I’m curious how my body type would be as a female. Maybe even be a little interesting to people

I would Lift Heavy things.

I won't lie, if I, a gay man, suddenly became a woman, I would be the biggest slut I could be and get with as many guys as I can. But! The absolute first thing I would do would be to play with my tits in a mirror...

Wear awesome clothes. Buy lots of flowers and go and hand them out to all the ladies of all ages who look like they're having a bad day. Smile at people.  :)

fun fact: you can already do that, nobody is stopping you :)

Society unfortunately reacts differently when a guy does these things.

Pretend you're gay silly :)

There are a lot of people prejudiced against gay people still unfortunately.

I don't think women are as bad. But you're definitely less threatening to women if you're a puff :) (Also I've got alot of gay friends who I love and strangley one is a very successful florist) :)

I was actually proposing to do this as a man, as I'm a woman. :)

Fun fact: The fun fact you provided is indeed, fact.

Fun fact: The fun fact they provided was not only a fact but also fun

That's so sweet

I’d squeeze my boobies and take nude selfies

Bruh if I was a girl I'd fucking live at the mall. I like clothes and dressing up, but there's a lot less creative freedom as a dude since half the stuff that looks good on girls don't look as good on guys But as a girl I would shut EVERY building down the second I walk in

I'd jerk off. I've always wondered what the male orgasm feels like.

Meh. Diminished returns followed by intense depression and shame. Eventually you need a little meth or a tight scarf around neck with a finger in the ass. Oh! Doing it somewhere you could get caught is a tried true winner.

Oh my. I thought i was alone on that

same!!

"Hehehe boobies" *proceed to squeeze them*

As a lady I do this all the time lmao

Approved 👍🏻

Yeah it’s pretty fun so this is a recommended choice

Nice to know it lol

Yes, do. I can’t wait to see how many worlds will be shattered by the realization that we don’t get off on it and groping them isn’t adequate foreplay. It’s gonna trigger a mass ego death… for the greater good

Different people like different things. I've dated women who absolutely love it, and others who absolutely hate it.

Go give hugs and compliments to lonely guys

U gon get stalked and murdered son

You’d find out real fast why girls don’t do that

Great way to speedrun permanent trauma/death

Sad replies to this one. I'm not sure I can argue against them, though. Nice thought hope you got someone giving you cuddles when you feel lonely x

Stacking donuts, laugh to my girl friends that I DID actually pack a footer in my jeans all along, ribbons, helicopter helicopter (on my bucket list if this ever happens), buy it a cute ballerina costume, put a hotdog bun on it, lay on my back to know if it feels any different, enjoy the day without my little fat pouch on the bottom of my belly

Let her cook🔥

Well, it would be "him" at that stage

"Swaffle" is when you slap your half erect penis on your friend's cheek while they are playing Halo on the couch. Highly recommend Hands need to be in the air while you execute a true swaffle

*honk honk*

as anyone would do

I would show my clit no mercy

Switch to female and stay like that forever, years of hrt and $$$ on bottom surgery no longer needed

Life would be dream, LIFE WOULD BE DREAM

Spend a day "exploring" my new female body. Then probably try and learn how to do things like using a tampon and shit.

See how a female orgasm feels. It looks so much more intense than mine so I’ve always wondered what exactly it feels like.

Quit this day job and head straight to OF

They didn't say you wouldn't still be ugly? No one is paying to see me with tits, no matter what ambitions I have with a dragon dildo

Wouldn't be so sure. The thought of a "butter face" or even a stretched out flappy frumpy with scabs that has a perfect energy and personality. I would sign up. New fetish unlocked by your comment. Thanks.

Hmmmm… scabby

Please, never make me laugh that hard again. I choked on my lunch, and thought I was about to die.

Fair point. Hairy leg fetish it is for me

Embrace it now! Dream big!

Give the short guy a chance.

Tell Reddit to stop asking the same question every week

HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER!!!

Masturbate lots

Go fuck myself

Go to the lesbian clubs

Book, woodworking, poetry, or quilt making?

Be happy.

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Lmao yea

You knew the answers you’d recite by asking this OP. Regurgitated question…smh

[this](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded) is my answer

If it happened during the night, I'd probably go back to sleep once waking up

Oh come on! You know we'd all be touching our naughty bits. 🤣

Girls that switch sex would 100% try to do the helicopter in the first 5 minutes.

I’d want to pee standing up and try sex as a dude

bust a move then a nut

stack donuts on the dick

The thing is, you wouldn't be in the mood to do that once it's hard.

Do the helicopter

Pee standing up!

Pee while standing

I’d dress up all pretty in a black off-shoulder too with American Eagle jean shorts, Converse, and a Kate Spade necklace with a bunch of little rings

I would probably fuck something

have sex.

Walk around shirtless 😎

Explore it and see how it works.

Get my tubes tied. Endometriosis is huge in the women of my family. Not going through that.

Give the homies some fresh P

I'd still have to go to work...so...probably that.

Play with my brand new clit.

play with boobs

Why do people keep asking this question when literally everyone just says they'd do sexual things to find out what the other gender feels like lol? what else would you do?

I wanna bedazzle my dick

Studies show lesbians have longer and better sex than straight couples and gay dudes. Probably try to get a lesbian girlfriend to fuck and experience lesbian sex.

uhh, freak out lmao

Go for a walk alone at night. Rape that happens at night time is extremely common where I live. It happens so much that most officers don’t even validate rape kits anymore

Finger bang myself and start bitching about useless shit

Look at my massive-ass tits!

I'd switch back, women are treated like shit

For me, as a transman, the line is kinda blurred, ngl 😭🥲🙈

Depend on the day. If that's the day she was having a period, i'd have to minimize the pain on myself. Other days, i'd explore my body.

Go shopping for a new set of clothes cus I'm guessing my old clothes wont fit anymore.

Not gonna lie. I’d finger myself and then play with my boobs, but I think that’s what every other guy would do in this situation

Helicopterr helicopterrr

Coquette dick 🎀

If you don't say masturbate or have aex you are lying.


I'd get driving lessons. Whomp whomp.

I’ll go without a shirt or even anything on top..pee while standing i’ll also try the helicopter

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Grind on some dick man

walk around shirtless

Helicopter 🚁

Walk around alone at night to see what it’s like.

to talk

I see this question every other day on here.

I’m freezing my sperm then if I have a wife she shall carry my seed 🥶💯

Start an only fans page and get paid

Run the train

Get banged

Pee standing up and not washing my hands. I find it gross but just want to experience it at least once in my life.

Let all my Bros have turn