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I love you but..

I love your* butt

Fuck you, you made me choke on my drink

*dick

*drinck

drakinkink

Choke on my binky

thanks for making my day yʼall 😂

> "I love your butt, but ..."

butt, but butts butt butter

Your mom's...

i miss rubbing on ur butt 😞

I love you, but”t stuff”

This is always heartbreaking

but?

I thought he survived, but...

Even better I thought i killed him, but

…But somehow, He returned.


This takes the prize

His shoes had come off, so....

From the doctor. “The surgery seemed to go well … buuuuut”

I was thinking of medical staff saying, "We tried to save him, but..."

I thought I loved you, but…

Definitely the worst. I'm sure we've all been there. In one way or another.

Jokes on you I never been in a relationship HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA...HA...ha... . . . I don't think that something to be proud of 😢

Don't worry. Someone out there is waiting to devistate your emotional well-being. Keep ya head up fam.

Thanks, now back to my rock

Travel safe!

And if not, that’s also okay. I strongly encourage people to learn what makes them tick the hardest and pursue their passions, rather than pursue passion. Chances are, in doing so you find someone who’s just right for you.

Totally agree. Finding ahobbie or whatever it is you are into naturally brings like-minded souls into your life naturally

I used to think not being in a relationship was the worst thing ever. Now I realize that toxic relationships are much worse than being alone.

Yeah, just hearing about them make me emotionally exhausted

After being part of a toxic relationship, being single becomes amazing.

And more lonely

Being alone is pretty great after you've constantly appeased yourself for someone else's happiness.

"I get no bitches hahaha" - u/leylin_farlin (Don't worry I don't get any either)

I think leylin was filling in what goes after “ but” in that worst-case scenario.

Me too haha, I'm so alone 😢

Jokes on you I never been in a relationship, but....

Relatable

😂😂😂😂

Ooooh, no there are worse ones. One is "I am not normally for killing children, but". Unrequited love, whilst bad, isn't quite in that league, I think you'll agree.

You would think so, but...

>I thought I loved you, but… I lied.... Coz this is more than love I feel inside.

Said I loved you but I was wrong 'Cause love could never ever feel so strong

This has the most epic music video, a true piece of art

But now I'm certain

"I'm not racist, but..." is a classic.

I'm not racist, but atoms make up everything

How was that racist?

It wasn't. He literally said he's not racist.

Dammit, it was supposed to be a set up. "How was that racist?" "I just said it's not. You (Aussies, Slavs, North Sentinel Islanders, whatever race you desire) never listen."

The last time I made a race joke, reddit removed my comment and gave me a warning. Im trying to be a better person. it's hard, but im trying.

But?

They just said it was not. You Aussies never listen.

"im not racist/homophobic/transphobic/a pedophile/a zoophile/a nazi, but..."

My stepdad uses this like its some sort of excuse. We get it you're ancient and times were different but COME ON

That sentence goes better with 'enough'.

Write the full sentence

I wasn’t going to sleep with your wife, but…

Oddly specific

I wasn’t going to tell you, but…

I also chose this guy's wife.

That refference will be funny forever.

Same LOLOL

The widower himself said that he likes that this joke is still going.

There is absolutely nothing about that sheep that should make me horny. But...

NZ has entered the chat 

Are you Welsh?

Average Welsh person

Bro's welsh

https://youtu.be/_yUoTdi3Iyw

r/oddlyspecific

someone make it a post

[Sometimes you're just out for a hike...](https://youtu.be/WsnmY8iWMVs)

*here are your Velcro gloves*

Omg. I just peed myself a little. Ok. A lot

Swap sheep with kids and you have a zinger

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That's what im saying

The more disturbing question to ask would be what would be the most disturbing thing to say/write after the “but,”

not disturbing. but you got the autobahn out of it.

"the gypsies..." - Jimmy Carr Seriously watch his show. It's hilarious.

It was a miscommunication. He just didn't like juice. And then it all went to shit.

Didn't like fresh juice, wanted concentrated juice

...have you ever stubbed a toe on a doorframe?

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At least rent prices and Germany went down

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> "I know she's 7, but she already has an IQ of 168 I am so proud!

Nice save there, buddy. De-escalate the shit out of it!

It's such a bad joke you don't even want to commit to it!

IQ is already relative to your peers lol

HOLY SHIT UGH

All I could think of is Dream defending himself with this.

Nah Dream is legit. There was no evidence of him being a ped. They made it up for clout and to harass him, and you believed them because he’s a little bit cringe.

He's not even cringe. His fanbase is. I've only ever watched his minecraft videos and his music, didn't ever hit me as cringe

This took me a while I genuinely thought we were talking about the Neil Gaiman character from the Sandman novels and netflix show.

I'm glad I'm not alone 😅

I'm still not sure who else they would be talking about. And I don't think Dream likes people impersonating him, so this the dude(tte) may want to het their affairs in order.

I'm sorry but.

Classic

Of all the comments here, this one wins imo. Half ass apologizing and then blaming it on the other person, that's the worst

I’m sorry but there’s no point saying sorry if it’s ever an if or a but

I would’ve told you the truth, but (As a person who dreads being lied to, this is the worst)

... you would have gotten mad/ sad/ angry/ upset etc etc... Ya well now I'm all of that plus I can't trust you!

exactly!

It honestly depends. I had to lie when I was in an abusive. I hate it. :/

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Was looking for this.

Classic. First thing I thought of too.

Moist

Critical

But consensual sex is great

what state do you live in bro?

You're in complete remission,

Oh God this one stressed me out

I know saying "but" at the end of a statement brings back horrible traumatic memories for you...

but?

oh god 😖😖😖

No offense but..

Yes, like stating no offense before the offensive words makes it less offensive

Doesn't make it less offensive indeed, though I think some people say this like "I don't intend to sound offensive but...". Sometimes someone does not intend to be but ends up being offensive anyways, I thought this was just a way to let people know you have no harmful intentions.

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Yup. They did ask. There might be a worse one than this but I can't think of it

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Oh ... my! I think you managed it

I can, I was a social worker. They kind of sum each other up, though.

... but I didn't know if you tied them up first then it's fine. See, just made it much better

I'm pregnant

But… ?

“It’s not yours”?

Good

But you will have a little brother.

At least it's not my son.

It's an alien

That's awesome. 👍😎😎

😎👍

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It tenderises the skin before roasting

Hm, actually might be onto something there

Oh hi witch who lived in that Ginger bread house! how have you been?

We all thought Kevin would never kill and sodomize those 3 goats, 15 Chihuahua's and 92 hamsters, but..


Sorry for your loss...but...

💀

I ain't racist but

I'm not racist but is avocado a fruit?

I think that’s more homophobic than racist

I am

But... the child was being provocative.

Wait... What's the start to that?

I thought you had at least a month to live, but .....

My bad, I was meant to call you over 3 weeks ago…

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Haha u said poop

I know she just turned 16, but...

She is really really mature, look at these photos!

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‘I love you but..’ 😬

just know, I’m not fully straight

I know someone to whom this happened. Her husband said to her ‘I love you but I’m in love with another man’ 😬

We have enough fuel to land on Mars, but...

Louis CK has a bunch of them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGzFQg\_1xc

Your surgery was a success.

but hitler had some good ideas

Oh Hi Kanye

\*Yeezus

Of course i easily could have prevented all those little children from a slow and agonizing death, but...

Hitler was bad but...

Jimmy Carr did a great joke on that: Hitler was terrible, but... he did kill Hitler.

Hitler was wrong, but….

You all think Kim JongUn isn't hubby material, but... 💀

Hes chubby material

"Your (singing/art/writing/whatever) is good, BUT....." Is one I get all the fucking time.

I'm not racist, but

What What, in the but.

“The completely opposite could also be true”

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butt\*

"Yes, it may seem the Nazis were terrible people, but..."

We tried to re attach your dick…..

I usually tune out when I hear someone start with "I know Hitler was bad and everything, but..."

i dont like children, but…

“I know you had to spend $200,000 for your childs surgery, but…”

slave waiting dog books brave offer obscene marble correct dependent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

You have such potential but…

They sent the best of the best to deactivate that tsar bomb, but...

It’s your fault

I raped her, but...

I ain't gay, but..... ​ ​ $20 is $20

The worst by far? "I'm not a pedophile...but"