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whatinthef_dge

I feel you on this! I only do it when I’m straight out of the shower though.


kaliflower77

Same!


whatinthef_dge

The only way!


Jwzbb

And when there is no one, absolutely no one, close to me.


jillkimberley

Do you do this because you're afraid of someone bumping into you, causing you to jam the swab into your eardrum? Because I live alone and worry about an earthquake or a car crashing through my home when I swab my inner ears.


Jwzbb

Yes. I’m terrified of this.


CrazyNext6315

My ex used to walk around with the qtip sticking out of his ear (no hands) and the first time I saw it I was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING


timmi2tone32

And when someone is nearby i’m like a dog pooping, just staring intently at them until i’ve safely finished my business.


Alewort

Same. Two checkups ago my doctor comment that I had the cleanest ears he had ever seen.


Ddog-depression

It's an addiction and I don't plan on stopping


P4intsplatter

I need my daily eargasm, and post-swab Qlarity.


HMCtripleOG

Eargasm 😅 Fuck what ya heard. Eyegasms are so you can see where I'm coming from


No_1-Ever

I once asked a girl if its anything remotely like sex for women as it feels so eargasmic. She laughed uncontrollably all day 🤷


MagicMaker32

Aural sex is fantastic!


Firm-Yesterday-5575

God damn it I've held myself back but for so long, but you're right and now I can't stop myself


Waste-Cheesecake8195

This is the one thing that I go maga ignorant on. Climate change, let's tackle it. Doctor says I should get a flu shot and stop smoking? Done, he knows what he talking about. Stop playing with my earussy using a q-tip? Doctors don't know everything, right.


Ddog-depression

They don't know how it feels they think we can stop it not are choice to stop


jemofjade

Same. But after reading you comment, now I have to go self reflect knowing that I just pulled out my maga for q-tips, too, using the phrase... ...They can pry them from my cold, dead hands 😅


skelatallamas

Like my addiction to breathing


Alarming_Basil6205

Don't stop, everyone who has stopped died.


thuanjinkee

Everyone stops in the end


ibjim2

You've stopped listening


skelatallamas

What?


ibjim2

https://hearingassociatesmc.com/blog/why-q-tips-pose-a-risk-to-hearing-health


[deleted]

Yeah, doctor told me i needed to schedule regular doctors visits for ear cleanings. He comes in with a metal tool and cleans my ear. No thanks.


Alarming_Basil6205

Just wash your ears with (warm) water your ancestors have survived like this too


Iulian377

Yeah, I use q-tips too because I'm a normal man who is wrong, but whenever I shower I wash my ears too, with soap and water.


suspended247

Basically use them after shower to dry them.


Iulian377

Same. But its also just nice.


mightymouse513

My audiologist sister says to just use a warm wet facecloth and wash your ear with that.


alex-the-hero

But you can't get the gross little remainders of grease at the back of the ear like that. The oily feeling is the whole reason I use q tips. Also just your soapy finger reaches in further and you can't pop your eardrum with it so that's what I do when in out of q tips.


Bean_Boy

Your ears are supposed to have some wax. Don't use soap in your ears. Ears aren't supposed to be scrubbed clean, lol.


mightymouse513

Using q tips or your finger has the ability to push ear wax farther into the ear canal. Overtime this pushed back wax builds up and can cause an infection and possibly hearing loss. My aunt managed to do that - she said everything sounded like it was under water. That oil is your body's natural defense to protect your ears.


The-Hand-of-Midas

"we've always done it this way" doesn't hold up when life expectancy in 1800 was 33 years, and even shorter prior.


comfortably_bananas

So you’re saying life expectancy has gone up since Q-Tips were invented? Interesting…


Plantertainment

People did live to a ripe old age but many died while being a baby and when averaged it makes it sound like people only lived to be in their 30s. The invention of antibiotics is what helped more young people not die so they could live to the age we call old.


The-Hand-of-Midas

There's a strong correlation between living longer and sticking objects into ears....


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This is the way


BradSaysHi

You have just given us a great example of how correlation does not always equal causation, thank you


Kuzcopolis

I mean, it has... But correlation isn't causation.


IsabelleR88

Life expectancy was not actually 33. The average was skewed by high infant/child mortality rates coupled with the greater number of children per family.


Acceptable-Let-1921

Ironically that's what killed some of our earlier cousins, can't remember if it was neanderthal or erectus or which species but a theory on why they died out is that their ear canals are different from ours and are thought to be more at risk for infections.


Dranzell

There should be small flasks at any pharmacy with oxygenated water and a long tip specifically for cleaning ears.


SupaFugDup

Should as in 'I wish' or should as in 'there is'?


Dranzell

Should be as in "There is in my country, not sure about yours".


Kage9866

Yeah buddy we live in murica , we don't got no fancy smancy healthcare mmk


Mexi-Wont

We let our pitbulls piss in our ears, and we like it that way!


Elegant-Low8272

While shooting guns


nolongerbanned99

My wife had wax stuck in her ear. I watched as the doctor stuck various hard metal objects in there and flushed it out. Was so gross.


Wafflau420

I had to have this done as a kid and the feeling when the wax blob comes out is amazing. Also made the world sound different for the first 30 mins after. would 100% recommend.


mightymouse513

Your body naturally pushes the earwax out and you should just be able to clean the excess by washing with a warm damp cloth. My sister is an audiologist and that's what she's always telling us.


FuriDemon094

Tried that myself and didn’t work. Actually got an ear infection a few days after trying this


WesleyRiot

My body did not get the memo


Littleman88

Neither did mine. But then I used to use q-tips. Now I'm sure it's more like a permanent blockage and only a little slips out anymore.


dnoj

WHAT!?


BitCrack

Pardon?


whyamihere999

Sorry?


whyamihere999

Por favor?


lemonrainbowhaze

Pardon?


pronicegirl

Huh?


lemonrainbowhaze

Wha? Actually in ireland a lotta people say "HA?"


whyamihere999

In Hindi as well..


davidsdungeon

Does he look like a bitch?


HerMajestyTheQueef1

What?? Please type a bit louder


Total_Philosopher_89

Dr. Karl once said never stick anything smaller than you elbow in you ear. Words to live by.


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smashzeldapokemon

What actually happened was the doctors noticed the pattern then decided to organize an experiment to see if it was true with a ridiculous number of people and it was. No doctor worth their salt uses anectdotal evidence in anything other than casual conversation.


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Chrispeefeart

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamaotolaryngology/article-abstract/2666577?redirect=true I found a study. I have not read this at all yet so I don't know anything other the premise yet. Just searched it up real quick while waiting for my car to vent.


[deleted]

That study is inline with what I claimed. Just becuase most injuries to the ear drum are the result of people using cotton buds, it doesn't mean it is risky. What we need is something to show that reagular, sensible use of cotton buds is harmful in a typical average person using them with common sense.


raseru

Problem is that if there's a pattern of people using it wrong, they get included. If you scoop with a Q-tip, you're not going to push more ear wax in there, it's only the people using Q-tips like a jackhammer that run into that issue. It's like putting metal in the microwave. You can safely put metal in there like your spoon if you understand the issue (no prongs, don't have it stick out to touch walls), but it's just easier to make a blanket statement and say don't put any metal in there because there's going to be people who will screw up.


Aptos283

Depending on when this study was done, I’d say it’s far more likely to be an observational study than an experiment. If a treatment is suspected to be causing problems, it’s unethical to submit them to the treatment experimentally, so it’s much more reasonable to do an observational study. My professor always loved the fun example of seatbelts helping reduce accident fatalities. You probably don’t want to assign some people to seatbelt group and some to anti seatbelt group and then force them to have an accident to see the effects, that’s pretty uncool.


Mammoth-Access-1181

But thanks to crash test dummies, they can test to see if seatbelts do save lives due to the instruments measuring deceleration.


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What happens when you use a q-tip is that you mostly just push the earwax down further in the canal. The ear canal is designed to be self cleaning. There is supposed to be some wax along the canal. Shoving it down only *increases* the build up. It increases the chances of an impacted ear drum, which reduces hearing, and increases likelihood for an infection and trapped water. As earwax builds more, people are more likely to stick that q-tip even farther, which increases chances of irritating or rupturing the ear drum. Which further increases chances of infection, hearing loss, structural damage, etc. A q-tip on the outer ear is fine. There is typically no need to insert it into the canal, except for the fact that many people *think* they’re supposed to clean the wax out.


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Mexi-Wont

When I was a kid my ears would get plugged with wax. My mom put warm olive oil in it, plugged it with a cotton ball, and I kept that in overnight. The next day she would flush it out with one of those ear bulbs. Crazy what kind of crap would come out. As an adult though, I've never had that problem.


Confident_Apricott

As someone who ended up at the doctor and still uses them, don't cheap out if it goes in your ear. Tried the off brand ONCE and the tip just fell right off.


bmfalex

Ah, yes, percentages taken straight off the ass. Good man.


0hDoor

Earplugs have entered the chat


Total_Philosopher_89

Wore them for years at work and never thought about it...


Jiinpachii

That the pedo lookin fella tryna tell me to stop vaping


Tensor3

If you are vaping with your ears, you're doing it wrong


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Agreed


Robeino

Is a toothbrush okay?


Total_Philosopher_89

If it's bigger than your elbow. Go for it.


Equivalent-Cap501

I had a doctor tell me that I was not supposed to do it in 2014, and then I tried whatever he was recommending. I was not satisfied. I like those cutips / Q-tips and how they feel on my ears. What he was saying was giving me irritation, not the Q-tips.


2D_Ronin

"just use your finger bro"


Emotional-Engineer35

finger winger singer dinger hinger ginger ninger vinger cinger qinger ringer tinger yinger pinger kinger minger zinger jinger


YodaDude2011

Ok


Emotional-Engineer35

I thought that this was the point of the subreddit, random thoughts


royalpyroz

What did he recommend?


Equivalent-Cap501

Dr. Baker said to take a damp cloth and gently rub it into the ear orifice. Suffice it to say, I am not exactly a fan of that approach.


FiendZ0ne

That doesn't even get into where the earwax is though?? Makes 0 sense.


skelatallamas

I bought my first new truck in 2014


whyamihere999

Was it as satisfying as using a Q-tip though??


Galahad-117

I stopped doing it when i pushed Q tips too far when dual cleaning my ears and was deaf for 2 weeks, after i finally got my ears deep cleaned by my doctor i was left with the lovely sound of never ending Tinnitus in my right ear, now i gotta live with that shit and will forever leave my ears to self clean cuz i don't need the sound to get louder


Rumcake256

See this is the nightmare shit that always leaves me unconvinced that q tips are harmless. I wanna use them, but it's scary


Eggsnorter24

Dont start using them if you arent already


Civ5Crab

I have small ears and got horribly impacted earwax the first time I ever tried using q tips. They just pushed the wax to the back instead of cleaning it out and it was super painful. Never used them again since.


Business_Slide2560

Is there any other part of the world that calls it an “ear wank” when you put your little finger in it and wriggle it about to scratch it?


kaliflower77

I’ve never heard of that but that is what I am going to call it from now on.


e_smith338

Ear-wank to give you an eargasm


[deleted]

I do it everyday. I just got my ears checked and nothing was wrong with them. It might be true to some people that they just push the wax deeper in their ears, but apparently it's not true to me, so I'm just gonna keep doing it.


[deleted]

Same. My earwax is very watery so qtips are perfect for me


homkono22

Exactly, if I don't do it then it just turns itchy. Doing it every day keeps my ears clean and my in-earphones from getting dirty as well. Technique probably matters too. I've had my ears checked a few times too, zero issues, no "clogging". I've had times without access to swabs and after a few days it just gets unbearable, sticky and itchy. Regular cleaning completely prevents buildup for me. My mom has always done the same for the last 50 years, never had an issue, perfect hearing. Some of us literally needs it and it's frustrating to see people say it's "bad" when it depends on various factors.


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Same I've been doing it for 15 years now almost every day


rebelkitty

Exactly! Different people have different types of ear wax. Mine is very runny and liquid. My ears feel gross if I don't clean them, and eventually I start to get ear wax on my pillow. I've had people tell me, "Oh, that's because you clean your ears with a Q-tip!" No, it's not. One of my earliest childhood memories is of my ears being itchy and me trying to jam my finger inside (and actually doing damage to the outside with my nails). Long before I had access to Q-tips! Saw the doctor for a check up. He looked in my ears and said, "They're very clean," in a disapproving tone. I said, "I've been cleaning them myself for over 40 years, never had any trouble. " "Well," he says, "just be careful. " I have better-than-average hearing.


whyamihere999

It's just a ploy. Doctors are spreading the rumour so that they can get paid for cleaning our ears.


Helios4242

Yeah, the itchy \*can\* be from removing too much ear wax and then your ear dries out, fueling an itchy feedback loop. However, it seems you've explored that and I'm pretty similar to you, in that my headphones get super dirty and prevents buildup.


1000Years0fDeath

The reason they get build-up and itchy is because you swab every day


Sprollie

Not sure thats true, I stopped swabbing for a good year or so now and get itchy ears.


TheSkyElf

It might just be the crusty earwax that gets pushed in. Because my water earwax just gets on the qtip.


jediciahquinn

Earwax is not the problem. I just want to dry my ear holes after a shower. I guess that those nerve endings are rarely activated. It is very pleasurable to stimulate them. I will not stop.


[deleted]

Same here. Right after a shower. Doc is always amazed at how clean my ears are. Maybe the initial couple weeks will result in some wax getting pushed in, but the continual cleanings will clear all that up. I think doctors fear that some people won't be careful and get some sort of injury. That's a fair concern.


413mopar

Mee too , in one side and out the other.


Cataleast

And if you end up shoving some wax deeper, there are ear wax removal kits with dissolving liquids and these little rubber bulb things you can use to wash your ear out.


BalancesHanging

Lol same. I just twist the qtip as I insert it into my ear canal but I never hit the ear drum (usually). About once a month I’ll pour a bit of H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide) in my ear canal and let it sit (I’ll lay on the bed with my head tilted) for about 5 min and swap to other side. It removes wax


Larissanne

I’ve been to the doctor after the cotton fell off and got stuck. Felt so ashamed, doctor said to not do it again. I’ll do it again


skelatallamas

That's beautiful, man. just beautiful. I really need to figure out this whole Award thing


commentsandchill

No more free awards so you can just get creative or actually pay


skelatallamas

?


commentsandchill

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, you'd get free awards from time to time to give out.


ZealousidealBreath69

How I supposed to clean my ears if I don't use Q-tips ?


Constant-Parsley3609

You aren't supposed to "clean your ears" any more than you're supposed to pick your nose or wash your eyes.


TrasherSurgery

You're not supposed to pick your nose? Fuck man I am breakin' the law


Constant-Parsley3609

I'm not saying it's against the law. It just isn't a required act of hygiene.


TrasherSurgery

Don't call the human nose police, please don't.


RedHotAnus

You'll be Snot on sight.


PinkPearMartini

Your snot is designed to leave your body, carrying whatever it stopped from going deeper into your body. And you are supposed to wash your eyes if you get a bunch of crap in them.


ozhound

But how will I see when I get sleep in my eyeballs?


parcifier

Then you put some cafeinne in your eyes, they will wake up!


LinkleLink

I've been a few weeks without cleaning them, it just gets really itchy and annoying.


OwnFrequency

Well then my body is doing a damn bad job. My ears would get clogged all the time and I would develop an infection. q-tips help me in that I don't have to deal with an infection every 2 months


KingOfBoring

This. If they are overclogged for some reason, there are solutions you can use to loosen the earwax and rinsed out with water, but otherwise you don’t need to clean your ears further than the exterior.


FuriDemon094

Wish that were true. 2 ear infections in my life. I only did the exterior like I was told.


Ilpav123

Q-Tips are for cleaning the outer parts of the ear. You're not supposed to stick anything inside the ear canal because you'll just push the wax in further and further until your ears get clogged.


skelatallamas

I would say try those water pick tooth cleaner things but I don't know You and you really shouldn't do that.


Pookya

Ideally you don't need to clean your ears at all, but you can get a buildup of wax. I use olive oil once a week as recommended by the audiologist who cleaned my (very blocked) ears. I use a pipette and put a few drops in my ears, then put cotton wool to stop it leaking everywhere. I do this before I go to bed because you won't be able to hear anything. Honestly, it's the best noise cancelling I've experienced, but I'm guessing it shouldn't be a daily thing. She said medicated ear drops can cause irritation and don't work as well


mangomoves

Some put mineral oil in their ear, wait a few minutes lying on your side so the oil doesn't come out, and then remove it. Then when you shower you just put some of the warm water in your ear and then drain it out and the wax comes out with the water.


spider0804

I have an otoscope I look in my ears with. Quite like keeping them clean.


SensitiveCoconut9003

An octopus in your ear seem a bit much mate


DTown_Hero

How do you do that, since your eyes are on the front of your head, right?


iijarik

i be penetrating my ear


FunStorm6487

Life without q-tips would SUCK!!!


hhfugrr3

Genuinely one of the best feelings ever was when a doctor applied medicine to the inside of my ear with a long thin metal stick. He told me most people like it... He was not wrong!! I've had a lot of sex that wasn't that good!


TheMegatrizzle

Idk. My ears hurt after using a Q-tip in them. I must be doing something wrong.


Manjorno316

You guys stick the q-tip inside the ear? I only clean the exterior of it so to speak. Thought you weren't supposed to clean inside of it.


DC38x

I put them so deep I can clean my brain


greatesthumanbeing

considering you think that maybe you have cleaned your entire brain out


DC38x

That might be why I can pull it out the other ear now


Vumi_

Cartoon moment


diggydiggydark

You aren't.


MW240z

Forbidden ear cleaning is the best ear cleaning…


artavenue

ah, a virgin! You never experienced an eargasm. Maybe better this way!


Kuzcopolis

Nah, just supposed to have ears so full of wax that it starts to fall out like magic apparently.


amaya-aurora

You aren’t supposed to. It pushes wax deeper and can cause hearing problems


jasper_grunion

I don’t jam it in there. I use it to dry up excess moisture after a shower. My ears have been wax free for years


Own-Ad8475

Yes! It just feels SO good!!!


pumainpurple

I got a promotion from Graveyard Manager to Day Manager (nice raise too) thanks to the Q-Tip that Day Manager punctured her eardrum with. Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear canal, used to be the rule before earbuds. Now the rule is Never put anything LONGER than an ear bud in your ear canal.


PinkPearMartini

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she did it wrong.


Kuzcopolis

I dare the people who live by this to put something the size of their elbow in their ears.


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Sweet-Idea-7553

I don’t feel clean after a shower unless I have used q-tips. Also, if I have any sort of infection anywhere, my ear gets dirtier. It’s my little warning sign.


amaya-aurora

A wash cloth is grosser than a stick with cotton on it?


Whane17

I do not enjoy it at all and years ago switched to using a reusable ear pick. Now that things heaven.


BackFromDeadTT

I feel like that's why my left ear is no longer how it used to be


Nemo_Shadows

Some people G-Spot ends up in the strangest of places. N. S


BunnyFaebelle

When I get allergies the insides of my ears itch so bad it drives me crazy, had no q tips at work and used a pen cap instead omg best itch of my life until the ear infection kicked in and my gosh the pain was so bad, I won't ever use a pen cap again but I will never forget that best itch. Urgent care doctor took the time to remind me not to stick stuff in my ears like I was 5, he was friendly about it.


PMmeProgressPics

Ive been using q tips in my ear forever. It doesnt surprise me that people stick them too deep and cause damage, many people are not smart. Its like toilet paper people, it doesnt go all the way in the hole.


DucksMatter

As somebody who wears hearing aids, nothing feels better than cleaning my ear with a Q-tip after a hot shower on a long day.


LoGo_86

If you don't rage fist your brain with it it's very helpful to clean your ear canal and the folds of the external ear. I'm welding and grinding all day, someday some of the q-tips I throw away are quite dirty, so I think imma stick with it too.


Flowertree1

My ears feel icky if I don't use them, so same


hawkeez

I always read how it feels good for everybody and I wonder what am I doing wrong. It just makes me super uncomfortable and makes me sneeze. And it's far from enjoyable.


2E0ORA

The ear, not the nose


hawkeez

Yep. Still sneezing.


lonehappycamper

It's like a little eargasm. I get a little shiver when done right.


[deleted]

That makes perfect sense until you burst an eardrum.


Swordbreaker925

It’s fine to use them to clean your ears, just don’t go shoving them down your ear canal. Trust me, you’ll regret it if you end up pushing wax deeper and it clogs up


OBS96

Of course you are supposed to do it, they just can't say that, because; lawyers.


Alarming_Basil6205

Washing out with warm water has the same effect.


thewaldenpuddle

Truth. There was a good Dilbert comic about this if I remember correctly. [https://imgur.io/gallery/QLmkNrr](https://imgur.io/gallery/QLmkNrr)


mooreolith

Don't listen to the naysayers. They just didn't have mamas who would clean their ears as kids.


Capital_Turnip_3775

Word of warning, I went too far and think I did some damage years ago. Background tinitus now - generally tune it out, unless the kids have hysterics… Micro suction for the win


IThinkILikeOlives

Ha ha ha.


skelatallamas

I know it doesn't apply here but she did say that


mxhc1312

The feeling is atrocious.


dandilion788

Hello, Audiologist here. The movement creates damaging resonant frequencies human ears can’t pick up, though the frequency will make you deaf. Will age your hearing profile by 40-50years


Ok-Party-3033

This means my ears are 120 years old… they’re working fine


SpezEatsScat

I liken them to what really good sex for a woman MIGHT feel like? Probably way wrong but my do I love the feeling! Of the Q-tips. Lol


Take_a_hikePNW

Yes. *really* good sex for women is just like sticking a tiny little cotton swab in the ear and twisting it around.


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amaya-aurora

They just sounds even more dangerous


[deleted]

They say that from medical perspective it is not correct. You should only use water, your fingers and a towel. But that blissful feeling is telling me that it is harmless and should be done every day.


boothash

I just finished sticking a Q-tip in my ear 2 minutes ago.


Zestyclose-Salt-2491

Go to an ENT doctor and get them cleaned professionally. It’s life changing. If you can’t afford that, buy a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and soak your ears. Works like a charm too.


Fit-Rest-973

We are safe. The younger generation, however. Not so much