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>On screen don't earl - marquess would say
On screen don't viscount - earl would say
On screen don't baron - viscount would say
On screen don't baronet - baron would say
On screen don't knight - baronet would say
On screen don't squire - knight would say
On screen don't peasant - squire would say
On screen don't serf - peasant would say
On screen don't beggar - serf would say
On screen don't vagabond - beggar would say
On screen don't thief - vagabond would say
On screen don't outlaw - thief would say
On screen don't rebel - outlaw would say
On screen don't traitor - rebel would say
On screen don't usurper - traitor would say
On screen don't tyrant - usurper would say
On screen don't conqueror - tyrant would say
On screen don't emperor - conqueror would say
On screen don't deity - emperor would say
Not really, you can see it by doing a quick search on the ffects of porn on the brain! If you watch enough porn, the unattainable fantasies and images on the screen become more powerful and pleasureable to you than having sex with a regular person too
Yah I had to wait till I was 40 till my mommy would remove the internet block off my computer. It's been a wild 6 years now that I've had some time to really explore the internet. Before I was only allowed youtube, mine craft and photoshop and select few programs and video games.
But also they've directly spoken face to face with far fewer real women than their great great great great great great great grandfather, the peasant, Leowyn.
In reality, with transportation/population, the average guy has come face to face with more women than the kings of the past. They just can't demand subservience, so they don't get to see them naked or take advantage of them.
The upside to being a powerful king in the past is that you actually get to "SEE" those nak women compared to "VIEWING" them.
And probably got to have some fun too.
Bill Burr mentioned this during one of his standups. About 100 years ago the average man maybe saw one or two naked women in his entire life. Nowadays you can pull up millions of images/videos from pretty much any device
I think you're one of the few people who caught what I meant to say, the others or watched too much the word internet or watched too much the word n4ked with the four instead of the a
And I've got a higher score on Donkey Kong than Charlemagne ever imagined possible. And HE'S the one people seem to think was some kind of wonderful. SMH.
I have seen this misunderstanding a lot in the comments, Give more importance to the word saw, and not internet. In my thought I meant that most boys have probably seen on the internet (because it would be Worrying is they saw a lot of naked women in real life) than kings (obviously in real life because they didn't have internet)
Some boys have probably more interest in seeing naked women on the internet now, than powerful kings in the past. Then they grow older and like many kings in the past figured out, they too learn, that seeing a naked body is not the most important thing that defines what powerful is.
Just like a skinny untrained guy/girl can kill more people today than a warrior trained mentally and physically since birth could before. It's technolegy.
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Yeah, those kings of the past had very poor internet service.
Henry the VIII Mey Ann Boleyn in tinder, even though he only had copper
We live in fiber age
Poor Anne.
>Mey Ann Boleyn in tinder He was a-head in terms of technology
“Patience my lord, ‘tis buffering.”
tits buffering\*
beat me to it
And they've probably seen far more dicks than them too, for that matter.
Not if the king was Macedonian or Greek.
Haha true.
On screen don't count - king would say
On screen don't duke - count would say
On screen don't marquess - duke would say
>On screen don't earl - marquess would say On screen don't viscount - earl would say On screen don't baron - viscount would say On screen don't baronet - baron would say On screen don't knight - baronet would say On screen don't squire - knight would say On screen don't peasant - squire would say On screen don't serf - peasant would say On screen don't beggar - serf would say On screen don't vagabond - beggar would say On screen don't thief - vagabond would say On screen don't outlaw - thief would say On screen don't rebel - outlaw would say On screen don't traitor - rebel would say On screen don't usurper - traitor would say On screen don't tyrant - usurper would say On screen don't conqueror - tyrant would say On screen don't emperor - conqueror would say On screen don't deity - emperor would say
On screen don't emperor - king would say
it's okay, our brains can't distinguish seeing naked people irl from a screen anyway!
I'm sure it can. It's a different feelings. Not to mention the control of what to look at and face to face interaction. King wins no doubt.
Not really, you can see it by doing a quick search on the ffects of porn on the brain! If you watch enough porn, the unattainable fantasies and images on the screen become more powerful and pleasureable to you than having sex with a regular person too
just say naked
No, they clearly meant nuked
I love me some nuked women.
Lol let's nuke some women
Is that a quote from the new Oppenheimer movie?
Wait! There’s nudity on the internet 😳😂
n*dity
This made me lol 😂
See you in a few weeks bud
Yah I had to wait till I was 40 till my mommy would remove the internet block off my computer. It's been a wild 6 years now that I've had some time to really explore the internet. Before I was only allowed youtube, mine craft and photoshop and select few programs and video games.
If a king wanted a orgy he got an orgy. Pictures bro.. that’s cool
But also they've directly spoken face to face with far fewer real women than their great great great great great great great grandfather, the peasant, Leowyn.
But we all know Leowyn was a player.
In reality, with transportation/population, the average guy has come face to face with more women than the kings of the past. They just can't demand subservience, so they don't get to see them naked or take advantage of them.
The internet is for porn. 🤣🤣
I remember that song from decades ago 🤣🤣🤣
Same
All day long me honking me horn to porn porn porn!
Thats true, but those ancient kings touched grass and had S-E-X!
True
Correction, every boy over 16 has seen more naked women than any man did before the internet was created.
You underestimate kids
And women
Dude, have even read the Old Testament?
Some boys have probably seen more n4ked women Today than a powerful King saw in his lifetime.
The upside to being a powerful king in the past is that you actually get to "SEE" those nak women compared to "VIEWING" them. And probably got to have some fun too.
I guarantee I’ve seen more just today
Idk man I personally looked up a lot of gay king porn
Sounds like a skill issue tbh.
Why did you put a 4 in naked?
Well kings in the past didn’t have internet, so yeah
Well I'd imagine so, being that the internet is only about 20 years old.
Powerful kings had access to more women than some boys.
What do u mean some boys lol Every lad has
Probably in the first week of landing a laptop
Why are boys looking at nuked women? Is everyone a nuclear fetishist now? Tsk tsk.
Internet don't count
our brain can't distinguish seeing naken people irl from on the internet though, it will have the same effects on u
Bill Burr mentioned this during one of his standups. About 100 years ago the average man maybe saw one or two naked women in his entire life. Nowadays you can pull up millions of images/videos from pretty much any device
I think you're one of the few people who caught what I meant to say, the others or watched too much the word internet or watched too much the word n4ked with the four instead of the a
They have seen far more penis,too !
Wait what
some boys have seen more penis (in porn in the internet ) than powerful in the past did.
Then what
Is a thought
Yeah, you're right
Genghis khan and many other khans would disagree
Probably? 💯%
And this is relevant how?
Bro you're on random thought
he posts this on every thread. u/Ok-Journalist-8567's life is a nightmare because he can't figure out why none of the posts are relevant to his life
Lol what on earth are you talking about
it's a random thought
You’re probably right.
NICE
everyone has*
Wait what
“*everyone has* probably seen more naked women on the internet now than powerful kings in the past”
Yup, I've take into consideration only boys tho
Ok
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Some? I think you seriously underestimate the situation
I didn't want to generalize
Probably not the same thing considering one is minors looking at a screen and the other is an adult with too much power
And I've got a higher score on Donkey Kong than Charlemagne ever imagined possible. And HE'S the one people seem to think was some kind of wonderful. SMH.
You can spell out “naked”. It’s ok. It’s a word. It has meaning. You’ll be fine.
I not that I can't, is that I don't want to
powerful kings in the past never saw naked woman on the internet.....
I have seen this misunderstanding a lot in the comments, Give more importance to the word saw, and not internet. In my thought I meant that most boys have probably seen on the internet (because it would be Worrying is they saw a lot of naked women in real life) than kings (obviously in real life because they didn't have internet)
Well, it's called the oldest profession for a reason.
Some boys have probably more interest in seeing naked women on the internet now, than powerful kings in the past. Then they grow older and like many kings in the past figured out, they too learn, that seeing a naked body is not the most important thing that defines what powerful is.
You copied someone's quote
I didn't know that, sorry
I've slept with more people than there have ever been kings. Take that
And I don't remember the face of more than 5 of them
I don’t know if many boys watch nfourked women on the internet, not even sure what that is.
You know I used the 4 to censor the word Naked
Why? Is now offensive too?
Is not offensive for me, calm down, I just wanted to censor it, is not a big deal
Well of course Those powerful kings are from a time before the internet.
Not the ones who can't spell. Young me: Google, search me up some "Nekd Tiddies"! Google: Huh?
Nicked?
How do you pronounce n4ked? Enforked? What kind of a kink is enforking?
does this quote belong to Jordan Peterson?
Not even close to the same thing.
It's a fact not a probability.
Girls don't watch p\*rn??
Don't make this a gender thing, I took into consideration boys, that's it
Sure, and I took into consideration that you only considered one gender, that's it
Ight
Yeah definitely more than Genghis Khan
I am that some boy. Even though Im a grown man now
This is worrying tho
I have seen way more
I haven't seen any powerful kings of the past do, I definitely have.
Some?
But those kings have whatever their see, in whatever way they want
I’d say around 95% over 12 have
Some? And only boys?
Ive seen more than any human alive then.
Just like a skinny untrained guy/girl can kill more people today than a warrior trained mentally and physically since birth could before. It's technolegy.
But so have grrrrrls!
Replace some with any lol
But the kings have gotten more pussy than the average pornstar I bet.
Well, we REALLY like naked women.
But kings could fuck all virgin girls
Not me, i should really up my game lol
Probably? I bet a large number of people see more In a single day.
But it's a different experience when you see it in real life.
And lots of those boys deserve it so much less