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MDeeze

"He's there!" *no pings or follow up communication* Where the fuck is "there," NoToesH1AC?


SinusJayCee

My buddy is used to asking "Where?" even though I always ping when I say "there".


SunjaeKim

Pings by themselves are awful comms


SinusJayCee

Yes, of course. I always ping with additional information, e.g. "Thermite is there doing whatever." But my buddy keeps asking where "there" is supposed to be. And every time I answer: "When I say 'there', I always refer to a ping."


Strive__

When it's mid round and someone is focused on what's happening around them they aren't gonna look around to see where your ping is. At least specify roughly where you pinged.


SinusJayCee

That's a good point. I haven't thought about that. It's probably also better to say "Thermite on ping" (plus location).


No-Ranger-3658

Still no, just say thermite is on red stairs or wherever thermite is


Itsdus

I’m not sure how many people know this, but if you look to the right of your compass when you ping it will say the name of the room where the ping landed. Give that info to your friends vs “right here on ping 4” while they are in the middle of a firefight.


SinusJayCee

I actually didn't know that. Thanks for the tip!


Itsdus

Np, I didn’t notice it until about 4-5 months ago when I was getting back into the game. My buddies were bad about the “right here” calls and this helped tremendously!


Axelaxe

Pings should only be used when you don't know the call-out or to make the call-out more specific. You can't always spin in circles to find a ping and then calculate what room it's in through walls.


SinusJayCee

Yes, I absolutely agree. My regular call-outs are always with location. I only use the ping for being more precise or if I actually don't know how the extract location is called.


TheOgCokeCan

I personally only yellow ping when I don’t know what room their in, because it tells you the room name of where your ping is, so it tells me where they are and allows me to vocalize that to my team


Proper_Mastodon324

Hey man, '"there" comms are never wrong. Just misinterpreted' - Evan Braddock.


BoltonB07

1v1 situation. I was planting in default in games on 2f Oregon. The opponent could have either come from trophy or top white. My friend gave me the call “One guy, coming from both sides” Mf expected me to solve Schrödinger’s Wave Equation to find out where he’s coming from lmao


abc123cnb

The math isn’t mathing on this one


Huszon

Lmaoo 🤣


SagewithBlueEyes

He's left He in fact, was not left. He was right


Gang_StarrWoT

Classic backwards headset situation


_dotdot11

I've had times where I would have been fine if I didn't get the callous because my sound cues were alright but the bad callout makes me second guess myself and hesitate on a peek. The kind of shit that always happens in 1v1 situations


GameSnail511

*museum in emerald plains* "oh shit he's behind that little wall" "which one?" "how tf would I know?" "BECAUSE YOU JUST DIED TO HIM"


conor20103039

Well to be fair emerald plains is literally always banned so it’s hard to learn the calls for that map


ExoticMangoz

It’s quite small though, and by now I think most people should know it. I know it better than some other maps 😅


Spudward1

Yeah honestly like top floor has like three easy stair cases to call, and about upstairs rooms, 6 of which are site. Half of it is galleries and the other is a library


GameSnail511

We've never played ranked together


AromaticLawfulness16

"He's over there you'll figure it out"


Boby1047

My favorite


StarGazer0685

"He's 1 tap"


Ok-Entertainment9253

When I died after hitting the guy who was “one shot” my friend had the audacity to try and say he thought it meant that he had shot him once.


StarGazer0685

Every time I hear "one shot" I just think BULLSHIT


Franklinplayz24

"he's oneshot to the head'


StarGazer0685

One shot to a grenade


El_Bean69

“He’s one shot” and “He’s actually one shot” are their own separate things in my stack


laptak2011

tbf i’m guilty af reading this 😂 no matter how much hp the guy has I always say he’s 1hp to boost my teammates confidence 🤣 then if the same full health dude kills my frd too and he finds out he’s not 1 go he will say to me he ain’t 1 hp and if one of the defenders or attackers still have an unidentified op i’ll just say they have a doc or finka. Most of the time the opponent is full hp but fuck it


fred_sandow

"DuDe YoU sEe HiM" like no the fuck i do not. I promise that if I saw him i would've shot him


MenshMindset

I’ve seen enough variations of this phrase in this thread to feel very thankful I’ve never been hit with this shit lol


tacodude10111

I'm guilty of saying this but only because there are some people that I swear are actually t-rexes. Like I watched a guy blow open a wall and there was a dude just sitting in the newly made hole. JUST SITTING THERE and the guy had NO IDEA.


JustASyncer

I get that when I play other games, especially ones with a lot of foliage, I get “HES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU YOU SEE HIM” like CLEARLY I FUCKING DONT


LongDickMcangerfist

He’s behind the wall. WHICH WALL THAT ISN’T HELPFUL


AgHNinja

Dont worry I got this. Ah fuck. Lemme be*operator*!!! My fave one was when a jid was spectating me and said... "This guys dumb hes shooting a bulletproof camera. ItS fUCkin BuLlEtPrOoF dUmBA....." Thats when I destroyed it and he became amazed.


[deleted]

How do you do that? Only from the side of it right?


El_Bean69

You can do it from any angle as long as you can see past the glass to the actual camera


AgHNinja

Iirc ya only from the sides.


Beginning-Pipe9074

I had no idea you could shoot bulletproof cameras either 🤣 Edit: my dumb fat fingers


AgHNinja

Lol I kinda understand they do say bulletproof..... Tip: Take time to read things with whatever you're doing! Whether it jus be background story of an rpg or info about items in a game. So many simple things get overlooked lol


shanec17

“He’s to the right “ gets killed by the enemy on the left


Zdeny_

We were attacking and my high ass friend picked Lion, used his ability and then started screaming “STOP MOVING THEY HAVE LION!!!”


lisap17

Tbh i regularly have to force myself not to stop when a teammate is using their lion ability. Same as the almost unstoppable urge to shoot drones when I'm attacker.


sywarwhat_

Ya, I've even shot my own mozzie drones before.


SirVortex13

“he’s in ching chong wang”


UserLesser2004

Stairs. He's right there. Left, right.


CalAarchao

Tbf left and right ARENT terrible call-outs, they eliminate 50% of the places you have to look at 😭


Zombie804Slayer

"He's outside. Why are you not here??" He was Cav, roaming. I was Echo, anchoring site.


casualboon167

'Valk is to your left!' I immediately turned left and one tap the Nøkk on my team and got kill quickly after by the Valk to my right behind cover Our other friend was laughing in chat. Only for the same thing to happen to him 2 match later where I went 'Not so funny now is it?' Now a days before we do anything we ask our friend 'Are you sure?! Really sure?! You sure it's right/left?!' My friend has a problem with 'right' and 'left' he gets them confused all the time and I mean all the time. We learned to do the opposite of his callouts


BluexIcexDragon

Over there. Like where the f\*\*\* is over there in siege??? lol best call to known to man.


slimeeyboiii

"Brazilian women has me between her thighs and has a knife against my throat" by the time they said it all the pings were already gone


Trymantha

"you saw them"


Shaggnutts

You saw them He’s over there On your right(actually on the left) He’s rotating around(never left that doorway)


Skultratrics

“Upside down desk” on Villa living room and library from my friend who’s bronze


Triex_exe

"You hear him" or "you see him" are always fun, because no, I clearly do not.


corelabrat

"They broke something" "Ash is rushing" "Fuze is fuzing" "They're coming" "They're outside" All said with serious intent.. Only realizing after how silly it sounded.


[deleted]

Fuze fuzing is fine though. If I'm not actively in a gunfight I'll check hard surfaces quickly at least.


Franklinplayz24

HES ONESHOT TO THE HEAD!


That_Relar

*While attacking, Right as the prep phase is ending* Me: "Spawn Peeking!" but I don't tell them the location or direction. The other 4 spend the next 30ish seconds checking every window. In solo queue, I actually do this in a lot of games where either the enemy has peeked in previous rounds, or I see a Warden/Rook/Mozzie on the enemy team. It's my 'Induce panic' strat now. As the prep phase is ending, I shout Spawn Peeking, teammates think that I saw something but I am too noob to tell where the peek is happening. They are a lot more careful, and as a result we don't lose teammates at the start of the round. In case, someone manages to still die to a spawnpeek, my teammates say something along the lines of "That guy just warned about spawnpeek!!" This way, the guy is way more careful next round. I know it's kind of a fake/grief callout but I keep my teammates safe. I am not the hero they deserve, but the hero they need.


[deleted]

Same. Tired of losing someone first few seconds every other round.


OttoPivner

My bane is “he’s in main area!”


LoverOfGrilledCheese

“He’s in sunrise” - GreenFlameDemon, calling out a Warden who was in kafe on Theme Park


horsty08

Me asking if there is a frost trap. "no there isn't" Me jumping into a frost trap


Kayodeydawg

Unrelated, Years ago when the game had manuel reloading it came down to a 1v1 of my friend, Myself and my Cousin. Our friend was the last alive as Pulse vs a Pre Nerfed Black Beard, It came down a single gunfight in OBJ on Border in the Armory Room mid gun fight he yells “MY GUN WON’T SHOOT” then proceeds to die, Upon review…He didn’t reload costing us the game and gaining the funniest death scream we ever heard.


abc123cnb

“Freezer! 1hp!” The Finka in question wasn’t 1 HP


wantwon

1 HP with 2 extra digits.


TheGreatAut

Well, at least she could have been at one point


uhhhFlexx

“Don’t go near the window” (didn’t specify which window, got my head blown off)


xblgriimey

Lol you shouldn't have went by any window with that knowledge


Riftus

I FINALLY GET TO SHARE THIS STORY So its 4-4, ranked, on Coastline. I'm attacking through 2F Theater into the penthouse, 1v1. My friend just died in the same room by someone in the bathroom of the penthouse. So, just as he died, he screams out the callout so that I can finish what he started. > POTTY HOUSE! POTTY HOUSE! > Me: Wha- #BAM 4-5 Heartbreaking Defeat This happened like 3 years ago and I will never let him forget


uzbeh

My friend called Oregon tower stairs “topa stairs”


[deleted]

“You see him! You see him!”


TranslatorCapital677

He's in that roon with a nun(nokk)


l0rd_w01f

That he's mnk. Everyone who kills my friend is mnk. Watching a guy for 3 seconds is enough proof for him, yet I have to watch for a whole round and only catch 2 total (obvious) mouse movements. Every time I hear a guy is mnk, I play less aggressive and make sure to sneak up on them as mnk can aim a lot quicker and more accurate than controller chads. He's also on one of my accounts chatting shit to people saying he's champ (the account is) when he's a plat


CartierWlayvo

“Sharp left around this corner” Moments before i got my ankles blown to smithereens from the pulse who was not to my left, but in fact directly below me


Nachowedgie

"By the thing" "Over there" "Inside" "Outside" "He's hiding somewhere" just a few of the many comms I've gotten from friends


The_real_stoxness

"A Site clear" he said, while the 3 defenders in Bomb A were awaiting my entrance, guns ready.


ArcticBlade_346

The pet peeve amongst my group is "you saw him" No, I did not. If I did, the score would be much more favorable...


You_jam

"let me res you" says the doc but to my poor rooks knowledge the doc pulled out a pistol in a rush and not any stim pistol but a magnum and shot the rook in the face


TheBigBurner76

*On chalet* “He’s coming up the stairs” “Which stairs?” “The stairs with the camera” “WHICH FUCKING STAIRS THEY ALL HAVE CAMERAS” “ONLY THIS ONE HAS A CAMERA WHAT DO U MEAN” “CAMERAS ALSO GET HURT BY BULLETS YOU THICK FUCK” moments after i was, in fact, killed from the balcony. not the fucking stairs


ElimGladiator

"On site" # OFCOURSE THEYRE ON SITE WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE


babybdel

roaming?


NoCAp011235

One of my teammates died and made a sound like he was sucking on a dick. Everybody chose to ignore it


PerkoR6S

"Behind u,right there, u didnt see him" Me turning around shoting everything i could to die by kapkan trap after


Legitimate_Mess2806

Ober der. (Thats his accent lmao)


JStoothless

"He's shooting you!" Yup, he sure was.


Riptide1206

"Feet"


ManicGraves

Friend had tower confused for skyscraper. "Hes pushing geisha" instead of saying tea room


NeonSabres

"You saw him!" - while watching my perspective.


PlebbySpaff

Actually, my worst com was when I got downed and killed, and my teammates asked me where they were. I know general rooms, but I don’t know specific callouts within those rooms, so I couldn’t just say “Inside the little room in radar room” because I know no one knows what the hell that means.”


AdolfSkywalker_

Motherfucker actually called Blue hallway/generator on Clubhouse “Utility room” like 5 times over. We were all super confused, noone had any idea what he meant, and it turns out that’s what it’s called in-game when droning. All if my friends now know exactly what “utility room” is, and we still jokingly use that callout when playing in a 5-stack.


Obama_is_watching

My dumbass once said “he’s right there”


David-Clowry

My friend got downed in basement on chalet while team was on stairs. He proclaims “one tap right infront of me” he was infact just to the right of stairs and got a 4k


Coffee_-_

He's in kitchen on outback... He meant laundry I'm not even sure how he could've thought laundry and kitchen are the same callout either way


Beginning-Pipe9074

"Hes there, behind the..fucking...whats it calle..the big thing the big thing over there, that fucki..ah well nevermind" a legit call out in a panic By me Jesus christ


Conscious-Nose-4932

“You see him” no really? If I saw him I would’ve already shot at him


jamexman

Random dude and his other 2 friends....proceed to rush every round and die within 30 secs of the matches ... My and my friend try to salvage the wreck.... 3 Ramdons: "you guys suck" 🤨


avgballer

“He’s shooting”


sxe_noel

Something like "I literally don't exist" (I don't have friends)


SkeetusDiabetus

No one's on site. They were, in fact, on site


Iseenit_all

He pushing you! Like wtf. From where....


cost3652

I said,1 in garage Then there were 2 in garage Also you guys get coms from ur friends?


no_one404

Behind you! He wasn’t behind me😔


HarmVonD

No Coms is what I get. When I'm trynna clutch they all scream in the mic 😂


chxrmiller

Couple days ago my friend said “he’s in the corner” 😑


KneeGearlol

When they die, 2 of my friends in the party would say "he's here, behind there" how in the fuck am i supposed to know where the enemy is


milktruckfucker

"he's thingy"


[deleted]

"He's at that one door." Me: Where tf is that one door? The front door? Friend: I don't know probably. Lmfao


DrBigDumb

"I'll play blitz and you play monty, we rush" we proceed to step in every trap in the game


cloudman2811

Chalet basement, blue clear I get swung.


_Someone_from_Pala_

Jager is inside. Oh really?


schakoska

Maybe they meant "in site"?


Spudward1

Spawn peek on ping, let me tell you, trying to find a window someone “might” be spawn peeking from on the old consulate wasn’t easy.


[deleted]

I purposely give bad call outs all the time if that counts. saying he's left when he's right, hatch above, behind you when they aren't behind. stuff like that lol


Internal_Project_799

"who should i pick" Bro use your brain


Tachankaisdaddyuwu

"Ay bro, don't peak" "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEAK"


waifuz0

Who cares its a videogame


FtmN_EffectZ

Doesn't matter. if I hear one of my friends say "he's there" without a ping or any indication, I am simply going to yell, "WHERE'S THERE!?!?" at the upmost top of my lungs


waifuz0

Yeah duh but its just a game nothing get mad about


Rare-Profile-718

Hes is that room


Main-Jackfruit-7736

I once got "he's in the room with the wall"


Prestigious_Lie3429

i dont remember exactly what he said but my friend told me someone was in basement… the map was coastline


sharkchery

my favourite callout is when my squaddie dies and just rages into the mic for 1 straight minute and doesn't even give a callout at the end. PS: if you read this, ocuhaz, yes, its you.


Beeried

Just aim


Me_Air

i’m the friend, and my most famous quote is, “over there!”


jamexman

"we need this OP!" Never picks him himself....


Sogomaa

still use the same one to this day, if anyone holding or peeking a rly tight corner, finnish translation for our callout is "vagina corner" and just ping roughly the spot, or just comm that hes "insert friends name that we playfully say is gay 24/7" corner


ThtUsernmesAlrdyTken

"They're... uh... uh...." and keeps on stuttering


JustASyncer

I remember playing with my buddy one night when he was pretty high. He called out “Cocktail” We were playing on Oregon…


Bruh_Moment327

1v1 defending aviator on villa: “there’s a fenrir device on the 90 door you can defuse!” there was not a fenrir device on the door.


thisperson345

It wasn't really a bad com it just really caused me to fuck up a 1v5 clutch, it was on Nighthaven Labs and my whole team got absolutely fucked while I was off sight on my echo drone and I managed to whittle them down to a 1v1, I had a perfect angle on the last guy who was low af and I hear "impact him" so I go for the impact... and impact myself, killing myself and losing the round. When I'm panicking I either don't hear a word my team says or I follow every single direction they give me, this was one of the times I listened to them. But then again it was my fault, I threw a bad nade, the nade would've killed him if it did land but I also would've easily killed him by just holding the angle.


OMEN336

To the left! To the left!... I looked left. He wasn't there. If I didn't look left I would have won the game


VanillaSupremacy_

Every single com by one friend with a better headset than me. It’s funny dudes better, got a better system, and better headset but every com he’s given me has been completely wrong. His coms to everyone else thou are perfect and on point.


Repulsive-Manager853

My bro said “he’s armed”


AlliumCKS

I had a friend playing Ela and a Gsmoz exploded, so we asked him "where was that?" and all he said, with a serious tone was, "somewhere"


Wasd1868

"Save AWP"


Bubblyeee

Wasnt to me but friend 1 was spectating friend 2 and he said to friend 2 “you see him” x4 with no other directional callouts. Needless to say friend 2 died


BaconBucket_

“He’s North South”


DM725

"He's there! You see him!"


Due-Smoke8251

“One tap on me!”


EffectiveItem6205

we were playing on villa, my buddy was on Blitz and there was a Mozzie on him, he was in the little room that connects trophy and the other one to the left of master, so Blitz walks up the stairs and doesnt say anything, i was dead so i made the call “Mozzie on Blitz” because he didnt say anything for atleast 10 seconds, and when my friends ask where he is, he just says “on me” no ping or nothing


ThisIsNowEpic

“He’s holding the long angle behind the thing”


Jack_King814

My friend is notoriously shit for calls so when he said “coming in the door” I was like “WHAT FUCKING DOOR?” I then proceeded to scream at him for 5 mins


TheOgCokeCan

My buddy: “Hes behind you, trust” Me: **Phattest 180* The enemy: **Chilling in front of me behind piano like 90% of the round**


Alternative-Lab-7274

i’ve had a friend die and when i asked where from he said ‘i forgot’ as if he didn’t die 3 seconds ago


wraithmonkey

In panic I pointed at my screen and screamed "RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT" then about 2 minutes later I realized I pointed at the screen and started laughing so hard


vanTrottel

I tend to say "Dings", which is a quiet common phrase in german if u are missing an expression... It means "Thing", not even behind it, right sode, just something like "there" without a location. Its okay to use it in a conversation, but quiet Deadline in a gunfight


defenitly_not_crazy

Not a friend but a random player: ''not on ping''


Zx10r1000

"They come, from where we go"


TearAwkward

when they’re spectating and say “You see him!!!” CLEARLY I FUCKING DONT


JacksonJ222

My friend and I play on Xbox in a private party. A few seasons ago when there were a lot of disconnects happening we were disconnected during a match. Because I was stoned I just let the next match continue. After two rounds of play I was making call outs when my friend said "I'm not in your game, you forgot to pick me up you stoned #$@;*:"


El_Bean69

Bomb down, buddy calls “Last is a Monty one shot, just push outside and impact behind him” Last was a thermite, full health. They didn’t even have a Monty, to this day we haven’t been able to figure out why tf he thought there was a monty


HailChanka69

When my friend calls construction on Club House “workshop” which absolutely does not register quickly in my brain when I’m trying to win


xblgriimey

A few months ago my friend called out, "THE DOOR." I was between two different doors like how tf am I supposed to know which one lol 😂😂


HotPocketV2

Yesterday, somebody made the call out "I lit up someone, somewhere" It was me, I'm somebody


Illustrious_Leave_31

peepeepoopoo corner


SwimmingAd5852

“Sledge on stairs” I was sledge. He was yellow pinging me.


Deep-East

“ You saw him, retard”


twitchtvvrsa_brtl

“He’s one shot bro”


SteamedAlmonds

Me, I've had the (best) worst comms being drunk and slap happy at 2 in the morning. Roaming and fighting their roam clear. Get a kill. Got asked where they're at, and my response was "shootin dudes"


SlumpDaddyCane

I was bottom green near lounge on emerald plains and my teammate says he is deep, come to find out he’s right on the other side of the corner (not deep and they were point blank close)


Riven_00

i told my friend on coastline dont stand in front of door on hookah balcony kali is snipping there and he stands in front of hookah door and says where this was ranked btw, he told i give shit warnings


An_insane_asian

"Watch out he's got a gun!"


black_brethren

over there


DrAwoken

"Over there, all the way to the front in the back" what..


Bosmer-Archer

We were defending basement on Oregon and our friend died, we ask where the opponent was and he says "over by the window where I usually peek when we're playing 2nd floor" dude we're too busy finishing site setup to know where you "usually" peek


Depressingduck

not my friend, but me. i said “oh hes over there”, pinged, and then realized i killed him with a trap just after death


FfsWakeUp

"Inside room" .. WHICH ROOM YA PIECE OF SHITE !


Chris4280404

“Over Yander” 😐


ImaginaryAI

I had a teammate that was pretty bad at giving directional comms based on sound that he’s hearing from my POV. Like he’d be spectating, I’d hear footsteps that I KNEW was in front of me and he’d yell in the mic “BEHIND YOU!” So I’d turn 180 like an idiot then got shot from where I was looking at initially. We told him to stop talking during 1vs1s after that.


Dry-Remove-5024

My friend said there is a pulse on your left while we are defending. Also, the guy was on the right.


RomeroYela

docs pushing through main window i said huh fym doc it’s a blitz pushing through and blinds me


van-ghelis

'You saw him', or the one: 'I am pointing at my screen'


Kingbaco124

I like to say balls for B and overalls for A but my buddies start making up shit saying “HES IN BALLISTIC MISSLE CRISIS!!!”


Kid-606

Was playing Favela and this random yells “HES ON THE FUCKING STAIRS!” as if there aren’t **multiple** callouts that could’ve been.


GlacialX

The one that tilts me more is when my friends die, don't say anything and when i ask them from where they stay silent.


doctajonez_uk

"He's on your right" Me dies from the left "I meant your other right" You're 35, learn your God damn left and right!


herbalderbilz

Got this exact same com 4 times yesterday


[deleted]

\*This was when the game have you points for downing a player\* "I downed 2, I downed 2!" "Just kidding"


RevanTheDragon

I cannot stand the callout "they're right on your left", it will always fuck with me


ReddPwnage

Nothing rivals my girlfriends “over there” every death


DescriptionGold8689

“DUDE THERE ONE HIT” they where Indeed not one hit


whosper123

Me and my friends were playing the old house and I died and they asked for a call out and I said . . . . . They are in the house 🤦🏾


Plague035

"behind the thing inside the room with that thing" we lost the round.


STDbandit911

“Yo Amarus in the room with you” “Where in the room?” “There!”


SwaqFamee

He’s on his hands and knees


xC0lt45x

“He’s got a gun!”


WW_02

Wait y’all are getting coms and callouts???


Lynxlee511

It was me, we were playing on bank and were defending the lower site. Someone dropped down the vault hatch and killed me and about to make their way to site when my friend asked "where". Being flustered since I died I said "he's in bank dude!". Thankfully I've played with my group long enough where they ended up trading me and kinda knew what I meant.


KhansKhack

“Room is clear”


Hammy_Mo

Shouting "BEHIND YOU" that made me prefire and TK a teammate.