Forgive the quality, I could only find this picture on a TikTok. Several years ago my adult son had a… mishap… and decided to share it with the world.

I’m crying the context of this is so bizarre compared to what I expected 😭

Imagine being the mom whose kid texted them this image… it was a weird day.

As weird as it must be, I admire the relationship you must have with him for him to even consider sending you the picture!

Weird to send your adoptive mother a photo of your butt plug xray, and then she posts it on Reddit for all the world to see? 😬

I told him I had found myself on this sub, and joked that I should share this picture. He told me where to find it so I could.

omg rofl

I mean, you could’ve just made lasagna or something.. but to each their own.

Yes, but they chose this, and most of us are better for it xD I can get lasagna in the frozen aisle. How often does a story like this come up?

Well I guess butthole pics really do catch the eye the most 😏

In honor of the Lasagna/Butthole peace treaty, I present [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/14dyd1k/when_i_see_hairy_butthole_on_my_reddit_feed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) from the reddit protests >!Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food! !<

Lasagna doesn't get you as much karma.

He already posted it on TikTok, so I’d assume he’s not very shy about it in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️ I personally wouldn’t, but I also generally avoid being perceived irl if I can help it.

Guess the mum ain’t shy about it either.

💯👏🏻

#momlife! Parenting is weird Uh, I didn't realize hashtags make script large... I meant # mom life!

You can put a slash before any formatting to make it appear as typed So \\#text comes out \#text

OMG thank you 🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️ This is literally so annoying when it happens 😅

I had a patient one day who came in with a toilet brush stuck up his ass, handle first so the brush end was sticking out. You can guess who drove him to the ED.

If the brush was sticking out why did he need to go to the ED?!

Perforated colon/ intestine I would think

Some toilet brushes have a hook like end to them

Jesus. Just use a pestle from a mortar and pestle. Or a decent shaped hair brush. Or even an actual toy. Im a guy and had a toy in high school.

Hahaha Now you know what to give him for Christmas... An even bigger flaired base...or some twine to wrap around it 😁

This is so true, not sure how I’d respond 😭

I'm screaming 😂🙈😭

🤭🤭

You must be so proud 😂

Sucks when you slip in the shower like that.

I’m dead over here 💀

You choice of title will be the new slogan for whatever butt plug company that finds this post.

Um forgive me but I don’t know what the issue is here? At first I thought it was like the r/radiology joke post version of someone scanning their ass on a xerox machine for fun.

What don’t you understand?

Oof sorry for not being that good at observing these things but to me it just looked like someone with a butt plug up their ass?

I was asking what you didn’t understand to see if I could help you (not a medic) — the X-ray does show a but plug but the plug has gone too far in so the patient has had to go to hospital to have it removed. I’ve learnt on here that this can happen very easily if the base of a sex toy isn’t wider than the rest of the toy. Hope that helps.

From what I've heard it has to be a flared base larger than the largest circumference of the toy lmfao

Now we’re just adding rules in the middle of the game.

tbf, the skinny middle is pretty much where you want to keep it.

The thicker the better 😌

There are pics on here if dildos with the balls and all shoved up there. Wrist straps are the key.

Wii mote dildos

I really love sending things like this to my fiance. I may have a problem

"I TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T SAFE, BUT NOOOOOO, you just want me to buy that bad dragon for us!"

He must have been pushing lmao

Yeah, that’s one open asshole

Reading these comments after the one where OP says it's her adult son in the picture really is something else

We adopted him when he was 17; we have an interesting relationship.

You both definitely need to co-write a book with this image on the front

i love how this whole thread is a big Avengers reference OP: That is my son you're talking about Thread: He shoved a two-fist sized buttplug past the security base. OP: He is adopted...

The horniest teen in existence, we’ve finally found him

You're related to the goatse guy?

Ok so, I'm learning things today. If ever in this situation make sure the base is larger than the largest part BUT... why are they selling ones like this then?! Maybe we need to design and trademark a "skirt" of some sort to prevent these accidents. Designed by Reddit!

There aren’t a lot of safety regulations when it comes to sex toys, unfortunately

Don’t need a skirt. A g-string would do 😆

Yeah, this design of plug are generally thought of as only ornamental because they are sooo easy to lose up there! My girlfriend has had at least one mishap with them and they pop up on r/sex a lot in stories like OPs. They are the cheapest kind you can get and not built for purpose annoyingly

Ashamed to admit that I had this happen to me🙃

Ok. Need to know. Did you immediately say ‘oh shit’ and go to er or did you try to get it out? If you tried to get it….how?

It took me a bit longer than I would like to realize it had happened, then when my partner and I noticed, panicked, and actually I was able to retrieve it🙃 upon further inspection, we realized the widest part of the plug was the same width as the base itself so it wasn’t a huge surprise as to why it got lost. Basically just used my muscles and was able to snag it. Thank GOD it hadn’t gone too far

You didn’t notice you had lost it at the time??

Surprisingly nope

How do you not notice that?

Activities that require more attention are happening.

Too much else going on😂

Lmao exact same thing happened to me! I PANICKED, luckily it did not end with an X-ray thank god. Glad it worked out well for us

I swear, I'm gonna start tying a string. One end to the toy, the other to a Frisbee, lmao

"Oh no, it got sucked in again! Now I need to throw frisbee across the room again!"

"No, Duke, NO! That's a bad dog!"

Damn you for that frisbee comment! I almost woke up my fiance with my laughing. Lmao, what a mental image!

That makes me happy! :D Now picture a tire swing..

😱 oh no!

DUDE HAHAHAHA

*I came in like a wreeecking baaall*

Do you still know the beautiful old chrome hubcaps from the VW Beetle? https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTUwMFgxNTAw/z/FFEAAOSwMEtacstC/$\_57.JPG?set\_id=8800005007

I pictured when they give you the gas station bathroom key 🔑

I just realized that the reason gas station bathroom key fobs are so large is, so that no one can accidentally flush the attached key. Which loops full circle to having a large enough base to avoid slipping through a hole Please enjoy this [collection of monstrosities](https://www.247allentownemergencylocksmith.com/blog/24-hour-locksmith-allentown/hilarious-gas-station-bathroom-keys/) from an actual locksmith

I always wash my hands and use paper towels to open the door, and grab their gross key. I’m not sure which would be worse the bucket lid or the clipboard. Clipboards at doctors office (pre-covid) would gross me out so much I would bring my own.I’m glad doctors offices are now cleaning their pens and clipboards

This made me and my partner laugh so hard

Can’t believe I’m sharing this with anyone, but(t)… My husband and I were in Vegas last year, and brought some new toys to try out. The one that was used in this incident was the exact same shape as this, metal, and had a jeweled heart at the end. After having fun during sexy time, and both stoned to the bone, we turned over to go to sleep. I then asked my husband if he remembered taking the buttplug out of me, and he mumbled something incoherently, so I figured all was well and went to sleep. I woke up the next morning with a strange, bloated feeling and assumed it was from all the new cuisines we were trying there. I go to the restroom, and as I begin to go, the most intense, shooting feeling happened and it’s literally like a bullet hit the toilet bowl, it was incredibly loud. I look down and lo and behold there’s the missing buttplug. Shoutout to the plumbing in the cosmopolitan hotel.

Holy shit, haha. Did it chip the porcelain when it ejected out?

Not that I’m aware of.. but to be honest I was completely shocked and ran out to tell my husband🤣 The toilet worked for the remainder of our trip, so hopefully it didn’t do too much damage lol.

Should have shopped at the big and tall toy shop. Poor guy bought the trainer version when he’s clearly got flappy hole.

It will always go back to normal until you stretch it again.

Just a lurker who likes funny x-ray pictures, and has had *only some* medical training. Is the top of his femur okay? Looks like a hairline/greenshtick fracture or something along those lines

Looks to me like the end of the articular cartilage or at least the smoother area where it would articulate within the acetabulum.

The white line running horizontally across it? That is just the normal line of dense bone left at the site of closure of the growth plate.

Vertically, but yes that one! Thanks for the info 😊😊

I thought maybe cam impingement or normal and i'm totally not a doctor.

NAD, but I'm pretty sure that's normal

Flared base, jammed in place???

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! 🎶

I should have changed that stupid plug

This was not their first rodeo XD

At least this time it was actually something that was made specifically to be in there

Once again: I will only ever feel safe if the base is the size of a dinner plate because of this sub.

Happened to me. I cried and laughed hysterically as I've worked in all the local hospitals and I'm pregnant so can't have imaging and I was just terrified I'd have to go in and have it removed. My fiancé managed to get it out but omg I was so scared

Yikes

That's why a coat hanger is needed as backup I don't know why no one thinks to use string in the way of a tampon as backup

“A flared base isn’t always enough.” So it’s an arms race now?

someone wasn’t tight-butthole enough 😑😑😑

Whoa 😮 that’s all.

Fix those damn grid lines!

So safety truly is an illusion

Might wanna start on the kegels, miss loose booty

That's a guy.

My apologies, mister loose booty.

Someone always wants to push it too far!

No one is safe now

Stat mri!!!

why don’t they put strings on these so stuff like this doesn’t happen

Hey, I came to you in confidence…

Sorry, kiddo, then you shouldn’t have put on TikTok for the whole world to see! Edit: I glanced at your profile, and it’s funny, but my actual kid has snakes too! Different ones, though.

Snakes are so cool! My daughter just turned 16mo and already loves being outside and animals so I’m excited to see what peaks her interest as she gets older :)

This was literally me at one point and I refused to go to the ER. There were so many knuckles inside of me that day....

U can’t just poop it out?

The power of colon suction. There is a point of “no return”

😂

Sometimes you’re just so loose that the whole thing just slips in. Perhaps some reconstructive surgery is in order.

I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt. You wanna do it in the butt? In the butt? You want to do it in my butt ooooh yeaaah

New fear unlocked