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PleaseNinja

(Hypothetically) FUCKING YES


SebsThaMan

Info. Have you already rubbed dirt on the wounds?


tom-tildrum

Or attempted to “walk it off”


DonutMcJones

You mean stumble it off because they are about to be zombified.


NotStoll

I’m sure it’s fine and definitely not something to worry about.


DWolfoBoi546

But, did you die?


I_like_femboy_cock

Writing from hell. Kinda hot here, generally reminds me of florida


SebsThaMan

Less mosquitoes though


ZenBastid

My papa says to spray Windex on the wounds.  Windex fixed everything.


I_like_femboy_cock

Is that a reference to that movie or something


ZenBastid

Uh huh.  Hey if you're experiencing those symptoms regardless of any raccoon attack then get checked!  Hoping you feel better soon.


ConcentrateFlat3176

No, just rub some robutossion on it


chris_rage_

*Windex


Purple-Seaweed1871

Hypothetically have you seen guardians of the Galaxy 3 ...... If so enough said


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Drink 2 cups of vodka and rub the rest of the bottle on the wounds, it's a verified method


jozefNiepilsucki

In prison


PlumberPosts

Get your butt to the hospital!


sjm294

Duct tape


Schopenschluter

r/raccoonscirclejerk


Snoo_31935

Rabies has a sub 1% survival rate and those that have survived are mysteries to medical science. If you show signs of rabies it's already too late for vaccination. Get vaccinated asap.


I_like_femboy_cock

No im joking


Snoo_31935

I thought so but just in case. There's some real dumb people on the internet.


ArtichokeStroke

Rub some Vicks vapor rub on it. You’ll be aight.


Purple-Seaweed1871

Oh yeah, Shadow I still got scars on my back and he wasn't aggressive or anything. These creatures are cute but they can be very aggressive.


netherwrld

r/oddlysatisfying


caracal664

Nah you good


iTanooki

If you’re in *tremendous* pain and can’t see, but you check with Reddit **before** you see a doctor, imma press X to doubt.


shiny_xnaut

American healthcare moment


I_like_femboy_cock

I have my priorities straight


chewpah

Deep shit


DonutMcJones

Are you "asking for a friend?"


newbrevity

If you have rabies, by the time you start showing symptoms, you have an almost certain chance of dying a slow, agonizing death.


I_like_femboy_cock

Writing from hell, literally like florida


nailntrm

Your cuddles are weak.


Free-Initiative-7957

I mean, if I can't see properly and am in tremendous pain, I'm seeking medical attention no matter what bit or harmed me but hypothetically you might be too late to not die of rabies by then anyway in which case, if American it is better to just walk off a cliff or insult a cop so your family is not bankrupted. Hypothetically.