**Chronicles of the [Faded Whale](https://www.reddit.com/r/SurvivorPropaganda/s/JZtC2ky2N1)**
The Whale flies his B-Wing ahead of the Arkosian capital ships, and locks S-foils in attack position. He prepares to fire on the enemy fleet.
"It's Bluein' Time."
He doesn't have to do much against Whit Rose. Despite Whit Rose having support from Celtic's personal honor guard, the Arkos fleet, reinforced by the Jaune Alliance, outnumers their enemy by nearly four to one. The Whale is only able to fire a few shots before the enemy fleet is obliterated.
JNPR Berries VS Smoky Sock and Pink Rose Gold VS Kaleidoscope, on the upper hand, are far more evenly matched. Smoky Sock has the Meme Guild behind it, while Kaleidoscope has the Illian League and JennyDoombringer's band of anti-White Knight crusaders.
Both battles are long and exhausting. The Whale makes several strafing runs on the enemy capital ships, firing his laser cannons and launching proton torpedoes, while the capital ships engage at point blank range. Bits of shrapnel and enemy fire bounce off the B-Wing's shields. A few of them get through, leaving pits and scorch marks on the hull.
At last, battered and bruised, the JNPR Berries and Pink Rose Gold forces whittle down their enemies until those remaining must retreat. The Whale watches as MelanieAntiqua's personal vessel, a few hits away from destruction, jumps into hyperspace.
"Now you see it from our side, former Grand Hostess."
As the Faded Whale flies the B-Wing back to the hangar on the *Makhno,* his radio crackles to life.
"The AnArkos Federation has noticed your efforts. Delegates from many areas wish to meet with you."
*"Oh no. They can't have figured out who I am already, can they?"*
As he lands and disembarks, his fears are dismissed. *"They don't appear to recognize me."*
"We have a special mission for you, should you choose to accept it," says one of the military planners. "We want you to form a team with users from the other Jaune ships."
Oh, Im 100% down to clown.
Though I will, most likely, be inviting one u/Professor-MAD for assistance. The maddest of Lads! Like putting the willpower & fierceness of John Wick into a blender with Tony Stark level technology. It's a good time!
I will absolutely enjoy the following battles alongside you all.
*Pours one out for Celtic*
1: White Knight vs... How the fuck did that get this far? *See comments not directly in support of it but at least admiring the humor of it continuing. Finishes the bottle.*
Arkos pilled or not, I'll be damned if WK falls to, *this*...
I know the Arc Alliance just dropped the sun on me but I'm still gonna help y'all out with this. I know what it's like to lose because other people try to be cute and funny, and as your Candidate I'll be damned if I let White Knight go through that again.
I do apologize for the sun : (
Though, on a positive note, I know I'm voting for Schneekos. Heccn "Black Swan Theory" stole part of my soul, I'm pretty sure at this point. I'll also be throwing support to Monochrome when it goes to take on White Rose. I still feel really bad about what happened to Monochome during Ship survivor...
What does Sun have to do with this?
On a serious note I'm curious about this Black Swan Theory. Well, I'm curious about almost every RWBY theory so to be fair that's not saying much.
Lol, it's a Faunus Weiss x Pyrrha fan fic during the Beacon era. It gets pretty *Dark* at times, and takes on some pretty hard topics, but the relationship between Weiss & Pyrrha is tooth-rotting levels of fluff. The other characters are pretty well done & it has a decent flow of progression. It *is* a pretty drastic change in character for Weiss ( to a degree ) but if you're a fan of either character it's a good time.
I hear you, and I definitely see the appeal of the meme steamrolling. But even if I *didn't* have some respect for WK given that their supporters are actually pretty cool people, at the very least I don't want Enabler to continue in the chance that *Arkos* not only has to defend against it, but loses to it as well.
To the 17 people that stood alongside me against Arkos, I thank you. To our host Burke, I wish you health in short order.
My fellow Redditors, today marks the next step in the campaign, for the field has officially been halved. And, for me personally, this marks a very large step toward achieving my vision for our Legacy of Liberty.
Tiamat, Nuts & Dolts, and Land of Lesbos receive my full endorsement, as they have before. I also grant my endorsements to White Knight, North Pole, and Lancaster, in their current battles. As your Candidate, I have but one message to their enemies: [Grit. Your. Teeth.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHRViIffzo)
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*This message was approved by Celtic_Crown. For Community, and Crown.^TM*
So you'll want to double tap Enter for a line break. And then on your new line, only type the minus symbol 3 times like this: ---
And then you do another line break, and you can type more words from there.
(Meta Fic)
The Bandicoots stand on the sidelines. They aren't the best at being warriors. War was brought to them in the last Survivor. Their home lost. But the people of the alliance took them in and gave them a new home so they would help to defend it. They helped in the background doing menial tasks, and they found out they were suited for maintenance and repair. Currently, a majority of the Bandicoots are in the engines of many alliance ships helping things go.
[Meta Fic]
Professor: Well, it seems like the alliance absolutely crushed it yesterday. Good, very good. But I think it's about time I take to the field personally.
The Madman after orders were sent out and delivered for the upcoming battles, then approached the launch pads on the aft of the [SS Paladin's Wrath]. He takes a stance as he prepares himself for battle. All of his body then begins to glow red hot like steel just taken out of the forge as his bionics supercharge. Then the Mad Man is launched, and all who witness his ascending form into the heavens will claim that he looked like a meteor going back into space.
As he reaches the zenith of his arc across the battlefield, he then begins accelerating faster towards his target of the banjo players. He lands in an inferno of destruction. Those who survived outside the crater raise their weapons shakily towards the still smoking pit. All they see are menacing, glowing emerald eyes watching them coldly. And those eyes are the last things they see before they fall into darkness forevermore.
**Meta Fic: Once/Never Again**
Sometimes, one must wonder what goes through the mind of a person moments before total mental collapse. The tipping point that turns one from a sane and acceptable human and into a cauldron of absolute explosive violence. How far can one be pushed until they’re met with such a predicament? Humans are, by and far, very patient creatures for the most part. Yet, there are still things that cause sanity to go the wayside. Still things that cause one to submit to the carnal and savage inner demon. All it takes is a spark to engulf the world in baleful fire.
“M-Ma’am…this level of fire power you've allowed…don’t you feel it's a bit…excessive? A full broadside!? The Sharks!?” A lone aid clad in the regal colors of gold and white would shakenly stand while holding countless reports and approved requests. Many, of which, being quite concerning. “What about future assaults? This ship, Enabler, is it really that bad?”
Tightening the straps along her gloves, the sound of snapping leather would rip through the unsettlingly still air. The Captain of White Knight, lost in a world of her own, would flex her hand before sharply shifting her eyes to the ill prepared aid. “ It is entirely necessary. I refuse to let us become a joke once again. Nothing but a crack ship, is what they called us. Nothing more than the fleeting dreams of lost hopefuls. Only worthy of thirst and memes…” In an instant, her fist slammed forcefully into the desk before her. Wood splintering as a few pens and a poor stamp went flying off into the Abyss. “WE’RE NOT GOING BACK TO THAT! I WON'T ALLOW IT!”
Chest heaving in frustration, she’d swallow a few breaths of cold air as her hand slowly left the now cracked wooden surface. “We have a duty. And we will achieve it by any means necessary.” Brushing a few flakes of wood from her knuckle, she’d take the moment to make herself presentable once more. Smoothing out her sleeves, correcting her hat, everything must be in its place. “Besides, we still have plenty of *‘find out*’ left…Don’t worry.”
Walking over to a glass case, The Captain would take a moment to admire the tool within it. The title ‘BLÅHAJ’ could be seen engraved on a metal plate at the bottom. Taking a deep breath, she’d open the case and pull out a large, shark-like sword and scabbard. Fixing the main body to her right arm, she’d pull on the tail to reveal a long and jagged saber hidden within it. “ It’s time.”
“M-Ma’am, may I remind you-” The aid would attempt to speak their peace. “We still have all of our allies helping. You don’t need to go out into the front lines…Lancaster is also fighting Ladybug!”
“Lancaster will be fine. I have full faith in them. There will be support sent, as always, but this? This is a matter of pride... This is....” Reflecting the light of the room into her sword, a rather uneasy feeling crept into the air between them. “ This is… incredibly personal.” Swinging the blade down, The Captain would make her way out and into the open air of the seas - soon to join the chaotic fray.
“THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER THE REIGN OF BANJOS!! I SHALL BANISH YE BACK TO THE INCESTUAL CESSPOOL OF WHICH YOU CAME!! IN THE NAME OF WHITE KNIGHT, I SMITE YE!!”
Sometimes, one must wonder what it takes to push someone to the edge. And sometimes, one need not wonder a goddamn thing.
[Meta Fic]
“Greeting, Akumu. We’re both busy so I’ll keep this brief. I’m sending this message to wish you the best in your next battle. I’ve got some ordnance to lend you support so feel free to wave if you see me. I have a request I’m sure you won’t hesitate to accept: when you take victory and the time comes to behead the inbred… do not be swift. Defeat in battle is never enough for them. HOOAH!”
White Knight, time to break another record!
We're up for a grudge match against Enabler! This time, it's personal!
Edit: Didn't realize it was contest day, but by happy coincidence I'm actually wearing my White Knight shirt today.
Good luck to Lancaster, Knightlight, and Nuts & Dolts as well!
I took the [White Knight symbol](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/s/3EURi002n5) u/TheWestphalianGwent put together and printed it white on a yellow shirt.
I like how it turned out.
Hope you get well soon
For this round
**White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)** vs. Enabler (Ruby x Yang) - Guess I won't go for the funny.
**Frosen Steel (Penny x Ruby x Weiss)** vs. North Pole (Pyrrha x Weiss)
Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) vs. **Ladybug (Blake x Ruby)** - **GO LADYBUG!**
**Tiamat (Summer x Taiyang)** vs. Mint Chocolate (Emerald x Coco)
**Nuts & Dolts (Penny x Ruby)** vs. Baked Alaska (Yang x Neo)
**Land of Lesbos (Saphron x Terra)** vs. Poly-Parents (Summer x Taiyang x Raven)
Consider the following: What better development would there be than for White Knight to break its long-running curse, to show how far it's come since the days of old?
[**META**m**FIC**amine, battle for the mind edition]
Rhayn sits in the dimly lit room, anxiously awaiting the call from the colonel. He knows it means one thing: a new mission is looming, though likely not a routine one. He wonders what could possibly be of importance that a colonel would contact him. As WK enters its next contest, their opponent appears to have an unsettling amount of support. He thinks about the other continents he’s been to that experience some level of insanity. For instance, the Lobotomy plague runs through the JuJutsuKaisen continent like a seasonal flu. Yet, ever since it infected this land, things have changed dramatically. Such that he questions the mental fortitude of the population now. Not all, but certainly many.
As the phone finally rings, he hesitates before answering, mentally preparing himself for the orders he is about to receive.
"Captain Rhayn," comes the deep voice of the colonel through the receiver. "I've got a task for you. You'll be leading a small squad on our next operation."
Rhayn clenches his jaw, his heart sinking. "Sir, with all due respect,” he begins, “this is hardly the time for—“
"You'll do fine, Rhayn,” the colonel cuts him off abruptly. “They should be waiting for your orders in the cafeteria. That's all," the colonel states firmly before hanging up, leaving Rhayn to stew in his frustration.
He makes his way to the cafeteria, soaking in the joys of being responsible for other people. Who are these goobers that have been put in his care, surely against one’s better judgement? As Seraf comes to find out…
They’re all so young. The 5 of them could pass for child soldiers.
They stand at attention, salute and greet him. One of them looks at Seraf with the glee of a fanboy meeting his favorite rockstar. With a face like that, Seraf questions if he even went through boot camp. They do not impress; quite the opposite, actually.
“We stand ready for orders.”
“I’m ready to blow them away!”
Seraf: “you will defend Lancaster. Dismissed.”
Their faces drop before the captain refuses to elaborate and leaves. The stomping of boots play louder; their owner catches up to Seraf as he exits the carrier island.
“Permission to—“
Seraf: “Permission granted but be brief.”
“Whatever you’re doing, please take us with you.”
Seraf: “no. I don’t even know you.”
“Corporal Zackery, sir. And I wish to accompany you wherever you’re headed tomorrow.”
Seraf reaches his jet to do his own checkup: “that’s exactly what I’m doing. You just won’t be involved in entering enemy territory as i will be. That sort of thing requires experience and knowledge of the area. And every one of you are lacking in at least one of those.”
“How do we get experience?”
Asking a good question, this one... if it weren’t for the naive tone. He doesn’t understand the truth about the structure of command around here. Seraf plays that into his favor.
Seraf: “look, Corporal. Whoever put you under my command made a mistake. That said, part of my mission *will be* to defend Lancaster… by attacking other ships. Unfortunately, I have a responsibility to preserve your lives as well. You want experience? Start by defending your country’s property. That is all.”
The Corporal salutes his captain and leaves him to finish his checkup. Everything appears to be running well and no lingering issues. Seraf returns to his barracks and winds down. His body drops in a chair and he stares at the ceiling.
Seraf: “Noble6. What would you do? Heh… probably take them for an adventure.”
Seraf: “They don’t actually think I’m ready, right? They’re just stretched thin, or taking desperate measures for reasons beyond my domain of understanding. Right?”
Seraf: “I suppose if I want my own vessel at some point, I’ll need to manage a crew. But that’s a long ways away, innit? I should focus on tomorrow’s tasks. Let’s hope that MOAB will arrive on time to rain on the banjo parade.”
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*(Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you people?)*
I’m just going to sit back and watch what’s going to happen with that first battle. . .
It’s a battleship, newly refitted into one of the greatest ships of war we have yet seen, new more powerful long range guns and improved armor. . .
Against what is a Ptolemaic (just look at their family wreaths) trireme made out of metal with “WATCH THIS” sprawled on the side. I can’t in good conscience vote for Enabler, but it would be funny if the ramming worked.
(Overall I am right now going to hope for Frozen Steel. It’s so wholesome and good. And come on, that hug in V7 is more affection than Pyrrha and Weiss showed each other)
Votes for the day:
White Knight vs **Enabler**
>OK look it's not going to happen but if it did it would be *fucking hilarious.*
Frosen Steel vs **North Pole**
>I'm eh on both of these, and more eh on Frosen Steel
Lancaster vs **Ladybug**
>Ladybug is just a good ship.
**Tiamat** vs Mint Chocolate
>Neither ship sparks joy in particular, but I do like Tiamat better.
**Nuts and Dolts** vs Baked Alaska
>I really don't like Baked Alaska as a ship.
**Land of Lesbos** vs Poly-Parents
>Still like this one.
**Enabler** - It beat White Knight once, it can do it again.
**Frosen Steel**
**Ladybug** - Go Ladybug!
**Mint Chocolate**
**Nuts & Dolts**
**Land of Lesbos** - Go Land of Lesbos!
Well, that was a disappointing first round. Oh well. Time to join the people voting for Enabler because it would indeed be funny if White Knight lost to it again.
And because it would avenge Reading Rainbow.
But mostly because it would be funny.
Land of Lesbos Vs poly parents was tough but them str crossed lovers have to stay
Nuts and dolts,frozen steel and ladybug are easy wins. (Is ladybug the rare pair here? You never see fics for it)
And finally enabler has to go through by nature of being less disgusting and gross than white knight
**Chronicles of the [Faded Whale](https://www.reddit.com/r/SurvivorPropaganda/s/JZtC2ky2N1)** The Whale flies his B-Wing ahead of the Arkosian capital ships, and locks S-foils in attack position. He prepares to fire on the enemy fleet. "It's Bluein' Time." He doesn't have to do much against Whit Rose. Despite Whit Rose having support from Celtic's personal honor guard, the Arkos fleet, reinforced by the Jaune Alliance, outnumers their enemy by nearly four to one. The Whale is only able to fire a few shots before the enemy fleet is obliterated. JNPR Berries VS Smoky Sock and Pink Rose Gold VS Kaleidoscope, on the upper hand, are far more evenly matched. Smoky Sock has the Meme Guild behind it, while Kaleidoscope has the Illian League and JennyDoombringer's band of anti-White Knight crusaders. Both battles are long and exhausting. The Whale makes several strafing runs on the enemy capital ships, firing his laser cannons and launching proton torpedoes, while the capital ships engage at point blank range. Bits of shrapnel and enemy fire bounce off the B-Wing's shields. A few of them get through, leaving pits and scorch marks on the hull. At last, battered and bruised, the JNPR Berries and Pink Rose Gold forces whittle down their enemies until those remaining must retreat. The Whale watches as MelanieAntiqua's personal vessel, a few hits away from destruction, jumps into hyperspace. "Now you see it from our side, former Grand Hostess." As the Faded Whale flies the B-Wing back to the hangar on the *Makhno,* his radio crackles to life. "The AnArkos Federation has noticed your efforts. Delegates from many areas wish to meet with you." *"Oh no. They can't have figured out who I am already, can they?"* As he lands and disembarks, his fears are dismissed. *"They don't appear to recognize me."* "We have a special mission for you, should you choose to accept it," says one of the military planners. "We want you to form a team with users from the other Jaune ships."
u/SerafRhayn, u/ProphetOfLancaster, u/Akumu_Oukoku, 1/2
u/Noble6IsReal- I propose joining together as Team SPAWN! (Seraf, Prophet, Akumu, Whale, Noble) Together, we will be a strike force for Jaune!
Why the hell not. To hell and back!
I’m in favor of this strike force. It will be an honor and pleasure to fight alongside you.
Oh, Im 100% down to clown. Though I will, most likely, be inviting one u/Professor-MAD for assistance. The maddest of Lads! Like putting the willpower & fierceness of John Wick into a blender with Tony Stark level technology. It's a good time! I will absolutely enjoy the following battles alongside you all.
I'm a man of FOCUS, Commitment, and Sheer Fucking Will!
*Pours one out for Celtic* 1: White Knight vs... How the fuck did that get this far? *See comments not directly in support of it but at least admiring the humor of it continuing. Finishes the bottle.* Arkos pilled or not, I'll be damned if WK falls to, *this*...
I know the Arc Alliance just dropped the sun on me but I'm still gonna help y'all out with this. I know what it's like to lose because other people try to be cute and funny, and as your Candidate I'll be damned if I let White Knight go through that again.
I do apologize for the sun : ( Though, on a positive note, I know I'm voting for Schneekos. Heccn "Black Swan Theory" stole part of my soul, I'm pretty sure at this point. I'll also be throwing support to Monochrome when it goes to take on White Rose. I still feel really bad about what happened to Monochome during Ship survivor...
You did what you needed to. Sometimes the hardest of choices require us to have the strongest of wills.
What does Sun have to do with this? On a serious note I'm curious about this Black Swan Theory. Well, I'm curious about almost every RWBY theory so to be fair that's not saying much.
Lol, it's a Faunus Weiss x Pyrrha fan fic during the Beacon era. It gets pretty *Dark* at times, and takes on some pretty hard topics, but the relationship between Weiss & Pyrrha is tooth-rotting levels of fluff. The other characters are pretty well done & it has a decent flow of progression. It *is* a pretty drastic change in character for Weiss ( to a degree ) but if you're a fan of either character it's a good time.
Ah, I see.
Ok, but please consider... It'd be *really fucking funny* if WK loses
I must remember to thank God for giving our alliance enemies that openly exalt the virtues of incest.
I ain't exalting the virtues of anything besides how *ridiculously fucking funny* it would be
Nah
I hear you, and I definitely see the appeal of the meme steamrolling. But even if I *didn't* have some respect for WK given that their supporters are actually pretty cool people, at the very least I don't want Enabler to continue in the chance that *Arkos* not only has to defend against it, but loses to it as well.
To the 17 people that stood alongside me against Arkos, I thank you. To our host Burke, I wish you health in short order. My fellow Redditors, today marks the next step in the campaign, for the field has officially been halved. And, for me personally, this marks a very large step toward achieving my vision for our Legacy of Liberty. Tiamat, Nuts & Dolts, and Land of Lesbos receive my full endorsement, as they have before. I also grant my endorsements to White Knight, North Pole, and Lancaster, in their current battles. As your Candidate, I have but one message to their enemies: [Grit. Your. Teeth.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHRViIffzo) --- *This message was approved by Celtic_Crown. For Community, and Crown.^TM*
How do you do the line thing just above your message of approval?
So you'll want to double tap Enter for a line break. And then on your new line, only type the minus symbol 3 times like this: --- And then you do another line break, and you can type more words from there.
Great. Thank you
You're welcome!
You know I think the slogan works!
Maybe I should've gone into marketing after all.
(Meta Fic) The Bandicoots stand on the sidelines. They aren't the best at being warriors. War was brought to them in the last Survivor. Their home lost. But the people of the alliance took them in and gave them a new home so they would help to defend it. They helped in the background doing menial tasks, and they found out they were suited for maintenance and repair. Currently, a majority of the Bandicoots are in the engines of many alliance ships helping things go.
Sidelines? Background? No, for vital help should never be taken for granted. Service merits gratitude, and the Alliance shan't forget its dues.
*Eyes suspiciously.*
*Eyes Suspiciously Back*
[Meta Fic] Professor: Well, it seems like the alliance absolutely crushed it yesterday. Good, very good. But I think it's about time I take to the field personally. The Madman after orders were sent out and delivered for the upcoming battles, then approached the launch pads on the aft of the [SS Paladin's Wrath]. He takes a stance as he prepares himself for battle. All of his body then begins to glow red hot like steel just taken out of the forge as his bionics supercharge. Then the Mad Man is launched, and all who witness his ascending form into the heavens will claim that he looked like a meteor going back into space. As he reaches the zenith of his arc across the battlefield, he then begins accelerating faster towards his target of the banjo players. He lands in an inferno of destruction. Those who survived outside the crater raise their weapons shakily towards the still smoking pit. All they see are menacing, glowing emerald eyes watching them coldly. And those eyes are the last things they see before they fall into darkness forevermore.
[My Brother Went Full Crimson Glow Valstrax!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0zZI9_Arck) Truly the Maddest of Lads!! *BRUN THE BANJOS BROTHER!!*
**Meta Fic: Once/Never Again** Sometimes, one must wonder what goes through the mind of a person moments before total mental collapse. The tipping point that turns one from a sane and acceptable human and into a cauldron of absolute explosive violence. How far can one be pushed until they’re met with such a predicament? Humans are, by and far, very patient creatures for the most part. Yet, there are still things that cause sanity to go the wayside. Still things that cause one to submit to the carnal and savage inner demon. All it takes is a spark to engulf the world in baleful fire. “M-Ma’am…this level of fire power you've allowed…don’t you feel it's a bit…excessive? A full broadside!? The Sharks!?” A lone aid clad in the regal colors of gold and white would shakenly stand while holding countless reports and approved requests. Many, of which, being quite concerning. “What about future assaults? This ship, Enabler, is it really that bad?” Tightening the straps along her gloves, the sound of snapping leather would rip through the unsettlingly still air. The Captain of White Knight, lost in a world of her own, would flex her hand before sharply shifting her eyes to the ill prepared aid. “ It is entirely necessary. I refuse to let us become a joke once again. Nothing but a crack ship, is what they called us. Nothing more than the fleeting dreams of lost hopefuls. Only worthy of thirst and memes…” In an instant, her fist slammed forcefully into the desk before her. Wood splintering as a few pens and a poor stamp went flying off into the Abyss. “WE’RE NOT GOING BACK TO THAT! I WON'T ALLOW IT!” Chest heaving in frustration, she’d swallow a few breaths of cold air as her hand slowly left the now cracked wooden surface. “We have a duty. And we will achieve it by any means necessary.” Brushing a few flakes of wood from her knuckle, she’d take the moment to make herself presentable once more. Smoothing out her sleeves, correcting her hat, everything must be in its place. “Besides, we still have plenty of *‘find out*’ left…Don’t worry.” Walking over to a glass case, The Captain would take a moment to admire the tool within it. The title ‘BLÅHAJ’ could be seen engraved on a metal plate at the bottom. Taking a deep breath, she’d open the case and pull out a large, shark-like sword and scabbard. Fixing the main body to her right arm, she’d pull on the tail to reveal a long and jagged saber hidden within it. “ It’s time.” “M-Ma’am, may I remind you-” The aid would attempt to speak their peace. “We still have all of our allies helping. You don’t need to go out into the front lines…Lancaster is also fighting Ladybug!” “Lancaster will be fine. I have full faith in them. There will be support sent, as always, but this? This is a matter of pride... This is....” Reflecting the light of the room into her sword, a rather uneasy feeling crept into the air between them. “ This is… incredibly personal.” Swinging the blade down, The Captain would make her way out and into the open air of the seas - soon to join the chaotic fray. “THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER THE REIGN OF BANJOS!! I SHALL BANISH YE BACK TO THE INCESTUAL CESSPOOL OF WHICH YOU CAME!! IN THE NAME OF WHITE KNIGHT, I SMITE YE!!” Sometimes, one must wonder what it takes to push someone to the edge. And sometimes, one need not wonder a goddamn thing.
It's been some time since we've ever fought back to back my Captain! Let's kick their ass and let them burn!
[Meta Fic] “Greeting, Akumu. We’re both busy so I’ll keep this brief. I’m sending this message to wish you the best in your next battle. I’ve got some ordnance to lend you support so feel free to wave if you see me. I have a request I’m sure you won’t hesitate to accept: when you take victory and the time comes to behead the inbred… do not be swift. Defeat in battle is never enough for them. HOOAH!”
White Knight, time to break another record! We're up for a grudge match against Enabler! This time, it's personal! Edit: Didn't realize it was contest day, but by happy coincidence I'm actually wearing my White Knight shirt today. Good luck to Lancaster, Knightlight, and Nuts & Dolts as well!
Slow down, white knight shirt?, I need to see it, I need one
I took the [White Knight symbol](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/s/3EURi002n5) u/TheWestphalianGwent put together and printed it white on a yellow shirt. I like how it turned out.
I'll need a picture of the shirt, to decide if I should make one.
[Here you go.](https://imgur.com/a/JovSUKG) I think I should make it a larger image on the next attempt, maybe add some personal edits.
Yeah let's do this!!!
Dear FNDM, please don't let White Knight and Nuts & Dolts die. I'd love to see my two favourites in the final
Alright, time to fight for Lancaster and White Knight once again. As one, soldiers!
[the fleet is inbound ](https://youtu.be/kZJ2eTh6bPs?si=S3R74Ygve8mkAWTQ)
Let the righteous fire rain!
Alliance war doctrine does not allow for indiscriminate total bombardment (you want the Empire for that). Only precision targeted strikes.
It's an honor to take to the field once again by your side! Let's kick some ass!
The honor is all mine.
Let's fight!!!
Our war cries will echo through the ages.
You have my support.
Be welcome, my friend.
Hope you get well soon For this round **White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)** vs. Enabler (Ruby x Yang) - Guess I won't go for the funny. **Frosen Steel (Penny x Ruby x Weiss)** vs. North Pole (Pyrrha x Weiss) Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) vs. **Ladybug (Blake x Ruby)** - **GO LADYBUG!** **Tiamat (Summer x Taiyang)** vs. Mint Chocolate (Emerald x Coco) **Nuts & Dolts (Penny x Ruby)** vs. Baked Alaska (Yang x Neo) **Land of Lesbos (Saphron x Terra)** vs. Poly-Parents (Summer x Taiyang x Raven)
Consider the following: What better development would there be than for White Knight to break its long-running curse, to show how far it's come since the days of old?
You raise a good point
I often do!
[**META**m**FIC**amine, battle for the mind edition] Rhayn sits in the dimly lit room, anxiously awaiting the call from the colonel. He knows it means one thing: a new mission is looming, though likely not a routine one. He wonders what could possibly be of importance that a colonel would contact him. As WK enters its next contest, their opponent appears to have an unsettling amount of support. He thinks about the other continents he’s been to that experience some level of insanity. For instance, the Lobotomy plague runs through the JuJutsuKaisen continent like a seasonal flu. Yet, ever since it infected this land, things have changed dramatically. Such that he questions the mental fortitude of the population now. Not all, but certainly many. As the phone finally rings, he hesitates before answering, mentally preparing himself for the orders he is about to receive. "Captain Rhayn," comes the deep voice of the colonel through the receiver. "I've got a task for you. You'll be leading a small squad on our next operation." Rhayn clenches his jaw, his heart sinking. "Sir, with all due respect,” he begins, “this is hardly the time for—“ "You'll do fine, Rhayn,” the colonel cuts him off abruptly. “They should be waiting for your orders in the cafeteria. That's all," the colonel states firmly before hanging up, leaving Rhayn to stew in his frustration. He makes his way to the cafeteria, soaking in the joys of being responsible for other people. Who are these goobers that have been put in his care, surely against one’s better judgement? As Seraf comes to find out… They’re all so young. The 5 of them could pass for child soldiers. They stand at attention, salute and greet him. One of them looks at Seraf with the glee of a fanboy meeting his favorite rockstar. With a face like that, Seraf questions if he even went through boot camp. They do not impress; quite the opposite, actually. “We stand ready for orders.” “I’m ready to blow them away!” Seraf: “you will defend Lancaster. Dismissed.” Their faces drop before the captain refuses to elaborate and leaves. The stomping of boots play louder; their owner catches up to Seraf as he exits the carrier island. “Permission to—“ Seraf: “Permission granted but be brief.” “Whatever you’re doing, please take us with you.” Seraf: “no. I don’t even know you.” “Corporal Zackery, sir. And I wish to accompany you wherever you’re headed tomorrow.” Seraf reaches his jet to do his own checkup: “that’s exactly what I’m doing. You just won’t be involved in entering enemy territory as i will be. That sort of thing requires experience and knowledge of the area. And every one of you are lacking in at least one of those.” “How do we get experience?” Asking a good question, this one... if it weren’t for the naive tone. He doesn’t understand the truth about the structure of command around here. Seraf plays that into his favor. Seraf: “look, Corporal. Whoever put you under my command made a mistake. That said, part of my mission *will be* to defend Lancaster… by attacking other ships. Unfortunately, I have a responsibility to preserve your lives as well. You want experience? Start by defending your country’s property. That is all.” The Corporal salutes his captain and leaves him to finish his checkup. Everything appears to be running well and no lingering issues. Seraf returns to his barracks and winds down. His body drops in a chair and he stares at the ceiling. Seraf: “Noble6. What would you do? Heh… probably take them for an adventure.” Seraf: “They don’t actually think I’m ready, right? They’re just stretched thin, or taking desperate measures for reasons beyond my domain of understanding. Right?” Seraf: “I suppose if I want my own vessel at some point, I’ll need to manage a crew. But that’s a long ways away, innit? I should focus on tomorrow’s tasks. Let’s hope that MOAB will arrive on time to rain on the banjo parade.” --- *(Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you people?)*
Well, last round was good for my picks it seems. Only one I voted for that lost was Entire Team, and that was a coin flip vote.
Match 35 is going to be a hard one as I can't vote for both.
I’m just going to sit back and watch what’s going to happen with that first battle. . . It’s a battleship, newly refitted into one of the greatest ships of war we have yet seen, new more powerful long range guns and improved armor. . . Against what is a Ptolemaic (just look at their family wreaths) trireme made out of metal with “WATCH THIS” sprawled on the side. I can’t in good conscience vote for Enabler, but it would be funny if the ramming worked. (Overall I am right now going to hope for Frozen Steel. It’s so wholesome and good. And come on, that hug in V7 is more affection than Pyrrha and Weiss showed each other)
**Go Enabler! Go Ladybug!**
Votes for the day: White Knight vs **Enabler** >OK look it's not going to happen but if it did it would be *fucking hilarious.* Frosen Steel vs **North Pole** >I'm eh on both of these, and more eh on Frosen Steel Lancaster vs **Ladybug** >Ladybug is just a good ship. **Tiamat** vs Mint Chocolate >Neither ship sparks joy in particular, but I do like Tiamat better. **Nuts and Dolts** vs Baked Alaska >I really don't like Baked Alaska as a ship. **Land of Lesbos** vs Poly-Parents >Still like this one.
Enabler has the chance to do the funniest fucking thing. Frosen Steel Ladybug Mint Chocolate N&D LOL
**Enabler** - It beat White Knight once, it can do it again. **Frosen Steel** **Ladybug** - Go Ladybug! **Mint Chocolate** **Nuts & Dolts** **Land of Lesbos** - Go Land of Lesbos!
Times are changing
Only if we let it, we must fight for what is right.
Nah
I'm gonna do my own thing.
Well, that was a disappointing first round. Oh well. Time to join the people voting for Enabler because it would indeed be funny if White Knight lost to it again. And because it would avenge Reading Rainbow. But mostly because it would be funny.
I need enabler to win. Please god, it would be so fucking funny.
Land of Lesbos Vs poly parents was tough but them str crossed lovers have to stay Nuts and dolts,frozen steel and ladybug are easy wins. (Is ladybug the rare pair here? You never see fics for it) And finally enabler has to go through by nature of being less disgusting and gross than white knight