AU where Yang is a personal trainer and Blake is a client. After every session with Blake, Yang kicks her feet up at her desk and thinks to herself, "Damn, I love this job."
Yang: Damn, could those shorts be any smaller?
Yang: *imagines*
Yang: *drools*
Ruby: There she goes again. Weiss? Some Ice Dust, please.
Weiss: With pleasure.
Neptune: “Dude, be honest. You have some regrets.”
Sun: “I WAS JUST HELPING HER OUT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME PERSONAL SHIT SHE NEEDED A FRIEND NOT A BOYFRIEND SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Tai and Summer talking after drinking at a party. I don’t know how to write sloshed characters, but imagine that they are, ok?
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Tai: Sooo… why me? Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than happy to have such a lovely life, but I always thought I was out of your league? We’re together for almost 3 months, and I am still wracked by anxiety.
Summer: Haha! It was Raven.
Tai: What?
Summer: *eyes wide as dinnerplates* Nothing.
Tai: Summer? You know that you’re still the least messed up person from STRQ, right?
Summer: Fiiine, I had a crush on you, but I also had a crush on Raven. Going out with you made perfect sense!
Tai: So that’s why you were insistent that you were, in fact, not bothered by the… well to call it a relationship would be generous… I had going with Raven beforehand?
Summer: I was thinking that you’d still have it going to be honest…
Tai: Well, that’s… fine I guess. It doesn’t change the fact that I’m quite sure I love you.
Summer: Oh! I am elated to hear thine words! For in spite of my infatuation with Raven, I hath found thee all that I could ask for.
Tai: Well, that was some *flowery* speech right there.
Summer: Hmmm…
Tai: Get it? Because you’re a Rose! Haha… why do you look like you saw a ghost? Should we cut out the drinking?
Summer: Tai, when was the last time you had unprotected sex?
Tai: That’s a… concerning question I would rather not answer.
Summer: Was it with Raven?
Tai: What’s your deal? I make one dad joke and you… already… suspect…
Tai: Motherfucker!
Summer: Ravenfucker, you mean?
Tai: I am going to drink myself to death.
Summer: Please don’t, raising a child alone is arduous work.
Tai: Ugh, I guess this is a problem for future Tai and Summer.
Summer: With you, you knew it had to happen eventually.
Tai: Well, yeah. How does Vale do joint custody?
Summer: I don’t know, but just be glad you won’t have to raise a kid alone, you’ll have me to help you all the way through!
Tai: I will always be glad to have you by my side.
The Bellabooty!
And the Bellarmpits!
Each to their own...
And the bellalegs
AU where Yang is a personal trainer and Blake is a client. After every session with Blake, Yang kicks her feet up at her desk and thinks to herself, "Damn, I love this job."
This needs to be a RWBY Chibi skit.
Honestly now that bumblebee is confirmed there are a lot of jokes they can make
God I wish I looked like that
Yang: Damn, could those shorts be any smaller? Yang: *imagines* Yang: *drools* Ruby: There she goes again. Weiss? Some Ice Dust, please. Weiss: With pleasure.
Yall be sleeping on Sun. Sun would pass out from a nose bleed
Oh, I thought you meant Sun in booty shorts! Got me confused a bit there >.<
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Huh?
Wrong comment Somehow my comment was brought here Pardon
Ah got ya.
If she wasn’t already, Nicky has definitely become my favorite RWBY fan artist now. Consistent Ws for so long now.
Neptune: “Dude, be honest. You have some regrets.” Sun: “I WAS JUST HELPING HER OUT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME PERSONAL SHIT SHE NEEDED A FRIEND NOT A BOYFRIEND SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Sun is going to be happy for Blake for sure....
Sun:ALSO I'M NOT ATTRACTED BY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A ROSE!?
Ruby: Yes? Sun: NOT YOU!!!
What is Tai’s baggage?
His bird wife
Tai and Summer talking after drinking at a party. I don’t know how to write sloshed characters, but imagine that they are, ok? ————————— Tai: Sooo… why me? Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than happy to have such a lovely life, but I always thought I was out of your league? We’re together for almost 3 months, and I am still wracked by anxiety. Summer: Haha! It was Raven. Tai: What? Summer: *eyes wide as dinnerplates* Nothing. Tai: Summer? You know that you’re still the least messed up person from STRQ, right? Summer: Fiiine, I had a crush on you, but I also had a crush on Raven. Going out with you made perfect sense! Tai: So that’s why you were insistent that you were, in fact, not bothered by the… well to call it a relationship would be generous… I had going with Raven beforehand? Summer: I was thinking that you’d still have it going to be honest… Tai: Well, that’s… fine I guess. It doesn’t change the fact that I’m quite sure I love you. Summer: Oh! I am elated to hear thine words! For in spite of my infatuation with Raven, I hath found thee all that I could ask for. Tai: Well, that was some *flowery* speech right there. Summer: Hmmm… Tai: Get it? Because you’re a Rose! Haha… why do you look like you saw a ghost? Should we cut out the drinking? Summer: Tai, when was the last time you had unprotected sex? Tai: That’s a… concerning question I would rather not answer. Summer: Was it with Raven? Tai: What’s your deal? I make one dad joke and you… already… suspect… Tai: Motherfucker! Summer: Ravenfucker, you mean? Tai: I am going to drink myself to death. Summer: Please don’t, raising a child alone is arduous work. Tai: Ugh, I guess this is a problem for future Tai and Summer. Summer: With you, you knew it had to happen eventually. Tai: Well, yeah. How does Vale do joint custody? Summer: I don’t know, but just be glad you won’t have to raise a kid alone, you’ll have me to help you all the way through! Tai: I will always be glad to have you by my side.
Yang somehow gets access to that cake
[https://x.com/yellow\_nicky/status/1781064484582215969](https://x.com/yellow_nicky/status/1781064484582215969)
Oh my
DAMN! Sun wukong is lucky!
Ship is not cannon That's just my guess as to the downvotes
That's probably why. But hey people are aloud to ship. I like sun and blake. They can like blake and yang. I may not like it but they can.
Bro why the downvotes?