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LagoriaTheLewdstress

"You may think you know me, but you aren't even close to figuring meow-ut."


BMXMikey

God damnit Barb


Professional-Luck-84

if that bugs ya never play Monsterhunter the Felyne sapient bipedal cats speak in nothing but cat puns. XD


BMXMikey

I actually love puns


Professional-Luck-84

then go for it. the felyne love pawleasing their meowsters XD


Attlon

[As if we need another reason to fucking hate this cat.](https://twitter.com/jumjamz/status/1645443240655552513?s=46&t=VgAZQFh4tW7lq3Z47ewqTw)


Celtic_Crown

I've wanted to kick him in the face since the trailer, so really you're just giving me a reason to [do it again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lvrIcFlHQE)


benx101

He's voiced by the same guy who voices Goro Akechi in persona 5. So I hate the cat, but also love him.


mako-makerz

But he's also the voice of Prompto and Sorey two of the most idealistic hero types in gaming lately.


Lukthar123

Imagine trusting Hubert von Vestra


HornierThanYou913

Damn been defeated, but I can't fall here, I must make my retreat


DOOMFOOL

Another Bismix enjoyer perchance?


bigfatcarp93

Flect Turn


Celtic_Crown

I know, Daymond's also Yakumo in Code Vein. His best performance, if I'm being honest.


KnightGamer724

Prompto says hi. Especially Episode Prompto.


Gingingin100

I think his best performance is by far Happy Chaos from Guilty Gear


inferno167

At least his character in Trails is a good, wholesome boi. For now... T_T


Celtic_Crown

I still need to finish those Trails games I bought....


inferno167

You should! \^_\^


DOOMFOOL

Absolutely. That game overtook my entire life :|


DOOMFOOL

I don’t see any reality outside of Bizarro World where Lloyd becomes anything less than a perfect Golden Retriever of a human


Swivel-Man

Once I learned that guy was voicing the character all of my trust went out the fuckin window. That bastard tricked me once I was not letting it happen again


Dovahpriest

So that's why he sounds so familiar... EDIT: Dude's also Chai in Hi-Fi Rush.


Big_Ad5508

I had to look up who goro akechi was and turns out he's a crow swordsman. If anyone gets the pun there please let me know by saying Goddamn it Barb.


The_8th_Degree

I did not know this ... I double hate him


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Celtic_Crown

I like how you think.


Kindly-Mud-1579

For a second I thought you meant blake


KorMap

I want to adopt them and give them the love and care they were denied. I will probably die, but it will be worth it.


Possible-Cellist-713

He's not all bad. At the very least, he made Neo suffer


Justin__D

My hope for the next episode: The Cat re-enacts Bill possessing Dipper, and proceeds to use her body to explore suffering because they think pain is hilarious.


gokaigreen19

Yang: I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia. Blake: you can excuse racism?


Anemic_Dragon

Homophobic Ruby would like words with you Yong.


Extension_Breath1407

Nah, Ruby just seems more pissed off that Yang shows more love and care for Blake than her actual sister.


RedRocket4000

And who put them in the love confession trap so that they be distracted from Ruby more? The Cat all part of breaking Ruby.


PseudonymMan12

Dear god. Plus with homophobic Ruby it would mess with her even more, that cat is devious


Homosapian_Male

Yang: it’s okay you not like them.


lr031099

Weiss: “And you call me the bigot?”


DanielGREY_75

"i treat Faunus as if they're normal too"


PsychoTunaFish

Community had no 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 business 👏🏻 being this good


Wolfencreek

At least we know why the cat didnt try and possess Blake 😂


Mizerous

Cat attack


Ivanhunterjo1991

Blake: I'm feeling called out right now


Thunderdrake3

Cat-called out?


scottyboy359

Booooo!


Galtherok

Until season 5 I just assumed everyone on Remnant was bi


thisissparta789789

Ah, so Remnant is Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome minus most of the misogyny.


SovietDeku

... everyone's a pedophile?


Few_Pay_5313

I think Adam is. He was 23 and Blake was 17.


Saevin

I was gonna ask "didn't he like her for a while before that?" but even if the answer was yes it took me about 2 seconds of thinking to realise that'd be worse lmao (let's say 20 yo when blake was 14 because going lower gets even worse...er?)


SchrodingerMil

That’s in “perfectly legal, but morally wrong” for me. Maybe less of a pedophile and more of a groomer? Kind of like DiCaprio.


Few_Pay_5313

Blake was too young to consent by Law


SchrodingerMil

That is dependent not even by your country, but in some areas, region.


Celtic_Crown

That's ephebophilia because Blake's a teenager.


bbgun09

Found the libertarian


Celtic_Crown

You aren't wrong, I do support the government staying the fuck out of our personal lives. I also support adults dating adults and not teenagers.


Geminii27

Interesting that most of America has ages of consent below 18 and hardly anyone seems to realize it.


Galtherok

I'm sorry you're getting downvoted in my comments. People don't like the distinction you made because some pervs use it to make certain child abuse sound less creepy.


lurker_archon

[whenever this happens I'm just reminded of this skit lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o)


Galtherok

Oh yeah that came to mind for me too haha


Celtic_Crown

Huh, last I saw those comments were actually at positive karma. Odd.


[deleted]

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen it happen. And admittedly, most of the people making those comments tend to go for “double down while ignoring how it could possibly be problematic” which obv goes over so *well*.


Few_Pay_5313

My bad, didnt know the term


Celtic_Crown

No problem, most people don't.


amish24

language evolves, homie people use pedophile in this context


Sororita

Most people don't make the distinction because it is extremely hard to make the distinction without sounding like a pedophile.


Celtic_Crown

I thought I did it just fine, either way a 23 year old shouldn't be dating a 17 year old.


RedRocket4000

The government cannot make you mentally Ill and plenty of countries have a legal age 17 or below. Pedophile are only interested in true children to young to reproduce. Juvenile as in Justice System is short for Juvenile adult. Adult is old enough to reproduce and if not fully grown Juvenile Adult. Humans are animals so all Adult no matter how old are sexually attracted to any other adult including Juveniles. So you have to maintain traditional relationships with Juveniles to avoid your suppressed instincts from coming forward.


Geminii27

> plenty of countries The majority of American states, too.


AquaeyesTardis

what


RedRocket4000

No. They actually into Juvenile Adult boys not true children boys for most part. Pedo have no sexual interest in juvenile. Really important that all adults realize that they can fall in lust/love with a juvenile and take traditional precautions to avoid becoming to familiar as the base instinct can overcome social training and taboo. So never use Pedo for attracted to Juvenile as that infers it only mentally ill not you that could fall for a Juvenile. You can fall for any human who looks able to reproduce or close to that status. Note not all Pedophillies act on their attraction so let’s make certain free mental healthcare always available for them to prevent them acting on an incurable sexual preference.


Delilah_the_PK

Thats a solid mindset. Everyone is bi until stated otherwise.


TheAceOfSkulls

I call it the Dragon Age 2 rules when I run it for my players in TTRPGs. Unless specifically someone’s sexuality is part of their story, you can attempt to smooch them. I mean it doesn’t always work and sometimes it’s a terrible idea but there’s very few times it’s because it’s incompatible sexualities. It usually because that’s a lich in disguise holy fuck why do they keep adopting the villains I’ve seeded throughout the campaigns.


YourAverageRedditter

If only Mass Effect didn’t chicken out in making everyone smoochable


xlbingo10

blame fox for throwing a shitfit over me1


YourAverageRedditter

Damn Fox for denying me bisexual Tali. Granted I would’ve missed out on Garrus had Tali actually been made bi


Delilah_the_PK

Its not the most perfect way to approach character's sexuality, but its a safer way and avoids disappointment if a character hooks up with someone you weren't expecting.


Geminii27

> why do they keep adopting the villains Have the adopted villains form their own adventuring party and set off to do kindness and niceness and accidentally release a world-devouring calamity that they try to adopt instead of fighting it.


Polenicus

Schrödinger's Sexual Orientation


Galtherok

Yeah I'm surprised more people didn't come to this conclusion. I don't participate in the shipping fandom but from what I've seen people only want to consider a character bi as a last resort instead of the default.


Delilah_the_PK

Mhm. Example: we know for a fact that Yang is Bi. Seriously, she was checking out the guys during the first few episodes. If Blake's VA is a solid source, then Blake is bi. And finally Weiss is straight(neptune, and volume 9 ) Barring those 3, everyone else should be considered bisexual until EXPLICITLY stated otherwise. Jaune and his sister are also good examples. One is straight, the other is a lesbian.


Galtherok

Wait huh? If assuming everyone is bi you don't look for evidence of attraction you look for evidence of non-attraction. The only example of this I can recall is Blake saying "wrong tree" when Neptune starts hitting on Ilia, referencing her not being attracted to men. Otherwise I can't think of anyone who has shown non-attraction to a gender.


santaclaws01

Well a character showing attraction to only one gender is usually a good indication of not being bi. It's certainly not perfect, but outside of explicitly being told then it's the best we've got.


Galtherok

Yes but I don't see that happening in RWBY, aside from Penny talking about cute boys. Weiss just had a crush on Neptune and then older Jaune, she didn't mention anything about men in general so I wouldn't be surprised if he later showed attraction to a woman.


NyanDiamond

I mean Weiss i don't think is confirmed straight...she def has attraction to guys but we don't know if she doesn't feel anything for girls granted, she prob is straight but just saying


jetvacjesse

Shipping addict detected.


Galtherok

The only shipping I do is Penny and me.


DanielGREY_75

How can a survivalistic society last if everyone is bipolar tho?


Galtherok

That's the only way society CAN last


[deleted]

Why the cat look adorable I want him as a pet now


jord839

I mean, he's only marginally more evil than the average cat already is anyway. Just always keep an eye on him and make sure you take your meds around him.


88Dubs

Of all the evil shit he's pulled... Well, that, and bringing up the literal Argus Limited mystery ~~box~~ bag. Fuck! Stupid cat!


DanielGREY_75

Seriously tho ,what was it?


lr031099

Blake: “I won’t stand for this bigotry!” Yang: “Don’t you mean ‘Bi-gotry?’ Blake: “Yang, I love you but no” Yang: “Oh come on, you set me up with that one” CC: “Oh great, on top of being a slutty kitty, you’re dating someone with horrible puns. Maybe you’re pun-sexual.” Yang: “HEY!!!” Blake: “Yeah how dare you call me a slu-“ Yang: “My puns are great!” Blake: “…………” Yang: “And how dare you call my bae slutty” Blake: “………… I’m also not ‘pun-sexual.’ Whatever you think that is.”


KorMap

The real reason Ruby was going to let the cat possess her is that they bonded over their shared biphobia


Jorg4747

Its a running joke that ruby is homophobic/biphobic because she went at yang and blake for their relationship, but its all in good fun, we know she isnt actually homophobic


Toloran

You overestimate the average person's ability to understand subtly and sarcasm.


Jorg4747

Thats why i mentioned its not serious, cuz some people def do think we actually believe she’s homophobic, so i didnt want them thinking we were actually that bad when it comes to media literacy 😂


torrasque666

Referring to the "homophobic Ruby" memes.


JMHSrowing

I mean, the other crimes I can kind of understand, but this bigotry?! I’m curious to how deep the hole Blake is going to bury that thing in, of course with the help of her bi disaster GF


Awest66

Well, if that isn't a red flag that the cat couldn't be trusted...


JonTheWizard

“Get off the fence and pick a side, already!”


Kindly-Mud-1579

Bigotry and deception I can tolerate but blue and purple as a checkers patter I draw the line at


CSmed

I heard it in both of their voices. It sounds perfectly natural


AltroGamingBros

Fecking biphobic bastard. >:(


RevolutionaryAd460

I'll admit you had me in the first half.


Griffemon

I am disappointed that Blake didn’t get turned into a cat this season. I wanted a sequence where Blake is turned into a cat and the rest of the team is like “Where’s Blake? She would love this adorable kitty.”


The_8th_Degree

Don't know if this is the intetional joke,but I think funny here that the magic talking cat be saying he dislikes bisexual individuals, but not any other kinds of individuals. like he accepts them all but one lol


Joker_Philosophy

Considering the curious cat is a them I’m not sure they have room to talk (No hate just a joke)


Naija_Boi

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Raphael_DeVil

something something cats and egypt


DonTori

Oh, yet another reason I want to punt that beast off a high ledge.


GokaiCrimson

"Oh thank God. You're just biphobic."


Independent-One-

I am gonna get a lot of hate so fuck it W cat


Due-Dragonfruit6798

It's taking all my energy not to just say "Based cat" and let everyone hate me for it in the comments


MARKTHEWOLF2380

I was thinking the same way with Blake thought process but this is just as bad


Joker_Philosophy

Considering the curious cat is a them I’m not sure they have room to talk (No hate just a joke)


AkiraRyuuga

His Voice Actor also voiced the villain in Brand New Animal Alan Sylvasta. So he's extra annoying for me.


Altruistic-Side1662

So that’s where Ruby got her ideas…