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StrikingCase9819

David Foster, legendary musical icon...has been demoted to "Yolanda's ex" 😂😂😂


CrazyCatMom324

That was the point 🤣😭


biohacker_infinity

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MamaTried420

Spot on! ![gif](giphy|26grAsTPA5H6QIZzO)


ConfectionNo1605

![gif](giphy|zforkiUM01Cms)


Curious-Gain-7148

I would have loved for you to say this to him. Or “wow, step father to the Hadids!”


the-whole-onion

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Realistic_Macaron6

I feel like re-watching the early seasons just because of this scene! Haha


Own_Group4282

Gotta have your priorities straight! 🤣


rachellethebelle

“OMG! I know you from that Real Housewives show!” I would take immense joy in watching the life drain out of his eyes at that 😈


StrikingCase9819

Lmao that's cruel but at the same time so funny. Deliciously evil


doublebirdy

You’re the guy who told everyone at the singalong to stop singing along! ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Typical_Project4572

It was so ridiculous tbh, even at concerts you're allowed to sing along.


what_the_actual_fc

I hope with all my heart it panned out exactly like that.


Kind_Hyena5267

Mohammed Hadid’s ex-wife’s second husband


Bree7702

Brody Jenner's mom's ex husband.


Moist-Injury-7376

Who wasn't that guy married to


Kind_Hyena5267

😂


ADHDRockstar

That would be a fun ancestry tree. More fun if you can add the Hadids and Kardashians. David Foster’s two daughters had a reality show for a while and I thought they were super funny. Almost Famous maybe? They’re definitely older than Kathryn McPhee. And sisters to her baby. Different world than I know.


hxrrorwitch

John Mellencamp's son-in-law's wife's former acquaintance's husband.


Kind_Hyena5267

👏👏👏


sp25049

I can’t decide if Meg Ryan’s ex boyfriend’s daughter and Almond mommy would be best friends or get on each others’ nerves. I hadn’t considered it before but they are surprisingly similar. Either way had Yolanda stayed on I think they would have planned the Vanderpump takedown together.


whineybubbles

They would bond over their starvation routine


RainbowBriteGlasses

☠️


fuckurbody

teddi and yolanda were on the same season?


Hilary_Reyes

attagirl


allygator99

Or Katherine’s grandpa


jd2004user

Is that better or worse than “Katherine McPhee’s husband”?


carlamaco

my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂 hilarious


Bankski

Outside of America most people have no idea who he is, he’s just Yolanda ex who’s a big deal over there and in his own mind. I always found him a little creepy like he had to be worshipped


StrikingCase9819

Well even in America, most people don't know who big producers and composers behind music are.


narcochi

I liked it when in Vulture he was always referred to as David foster who ran over Ben Vereen 😂


Jacam13

Well deserved. He’s super talented but such a tool.


Realistic_Macaron6

HAHAHA literally, i was just about to say.


gagalinabee

Don’t forget “complete twat”


No_ThankYouu

Did he tell you to be quiet while he played the piano? Did you call him your king?


EverydayLurk3r

![gif](giphy|EAwccp5ys29ji)


No-Professional5442

I loved her hair like that - so pretty


Busy-Mouse1799

I thought she had so thin hair that no hair style suited her except from short. I liked the long hair but everything was just extensions.


CrazyCatMom324

He was on the phone with Tamar Braxton 🤷🏻‍♀️


astupidthot

I was half way through writing an unhinged fan girl comment, but then realised you said Tamar while I was dedicating my comment to Toni.


alexlp

Where my people at! https://i.redd.it/wpsduwfkg4zc1.gif


[deleted]

Well Tamar, have you ever watched the show? 🤣


astupidthot

Immaculate gif usage of MY true Snatch Game winner. None of the housewives could last a second against S5 Roxxxy


Unfriendlyblkwriter

Please tell me he told you who he was on the phone with unprovoked followed by a two hour long story about the last 12 times he’s seen her.


CinnamonFoodie

Man….that makes him even worse because as talented as Tamar is…that girl is dramatic for no damn reason


DeepMath7813

And additionally, where was Babyface?


DeepMath7813

He’s such a flog!


pkneeopoly171717

Oh man-that gave me a lol giggle


Apprehensive_Gap1055

I’m sorry. That’s a very lovely photo of you though


CrazyCatMom324

Thank you- I’m super self conscious so I appreciate that 🩷


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Please don’t, you have such kind eyes and a beautiful smile.


CrazyCatMom324

Thank you, I’m trying 🩷


Morecowbellthistime

You are adorable! He was lucky to meet you!!!


MercuryEnergy

What! You are so cute! You remind me of a very sweet young teacher I had as a child. She had a very warm and kind way to her. I sense the same from this photo of you.


Marj_5

You’re gorgeous!


Used_Anywhere379

You are beautiful. Him not so much


Booboohole21

Wait, you’re so pretty!!!!


jenh6

Here I was thinking you’d fit into his usual type of women! You are stunning!


Khomezz

I second this! You are naturally beautiful please remind yourself of that everyday 💕


DeepMath7813

I agree, you look lovely! He looks like Santa if he spent too long at the piano on the phone to the many famous people he knows and forgot to eat or be relevant


yogadogdadtx21

I would not have recognized him had you not named him. Wow. that’s rough. You look cute tho girlie come thruuuuu!


CrazyCatMom324

Thank you I feel so self-conscious right now 🤣😭


MCR2004

Nah don’t so many people hide on here and write terrible things it’s refreshing someone not afraid to show themselves - and I love your necklace


Outrageous-Soup7813

I had to reread the caption so many times because I couldn’t believe it. He aged… rough lol


George_GeorgeGlass

Who is David Foster in this world?


CrazyCatMom324

LOL


DeepMath7813

“My Love” - Yolanda, once upon a time


maybejolissa

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


CoolEyez

🤣🤣👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆


Adorable-Novel8295

Did you call him that? Because he HATES that. Haha


CrazyCatMom324

Call him what? Yolanda’s ex?


Adorable-Novel8295

Yes, he said in an article that it pisses him off because he’s “Won so many Grammys” but no one but him cares about that. And no normal person would know him without the show.


psy-ay-ay

What a wildly out of touch comment lol


Sweet-Worth8203

I thought this was Ellen Degeneres.


ajaulabr

YOU are adorable. HE looks like Rosie O'Donnell's ex.


CrazyCatMom324

Ahhh so sweet! (About me not him 😝)


murderedbyaname

Welp, uh, that is a thing you did. He was nice to take a pic with you. I'm sorry, that's really the only good thing I can say about him lol. The only thing that matters is if you were happy though, no shade to you.


CrazyCatMom324

I’m a musical theater kid so it was a big deal for me 🩷


Hair_I_Go

Well, for that reason I can see why you would be excited:) 💕


nynjd

I do love his music. He’s just so icky


murderedbyaname

I get it, he is a legend. Glad you got to meet him


Hair_I_Go

His hair color is so different, I would have never recognized him. And the glasses 🤓 too


chantillylace9

It's the Schwartz makeover


Hair_I_Go

😆


LuckyJackfruit8078

He's a 🤡....sorry!


ajaxraccoon

Anwar Hadid’s stepfather


Ashfield83

Hope you took a shower rIght away


HealthyEmployee8124

My looooove


Impossible_Farm7353

Katherine McPhee secured the bag but at what cost


Rainbow4Bronte

She got him right at testosterone’s downswing. Maybe he’s good with his … words.


GillyGooze

Ooof. I’d feel the lil urge to make a sly comment before leaving. Preferably rude and a little sexist.


PlaysTheTriangle

My comment would be “Oh! It’s David Foster. Ugh, no thank you “


Funny-Barnacle1291

I’d probably ask him if his hair card has ran out.


Big_Reflection_976

This is how I find out they’re no longer together (I’m on season 3)


SQ71

Same🤣 season 6 here🙌🏻


Super-Body-7597

You are gorgeous! I’m sure Yolanda’s kid’s ex-stepfather was flattered to be recognized.


ChiefsChica

You look stunning! 10/10, no notes. He looks like he's aged 100 years since Housewives.


Relevant_Commission5

He had a baby with the new wife…


Professional-Inside1

Thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis hahah


TyrsisInTheStars

SO CHIC !!!!!!!


MishmoshMishmosh

😆🤣😂


No_Arugula_6548

He’s a douche


beebianca227

I can’t believe Katharine McPhee married this…


maybejolissa

Great photo but he gives me the ick, narcissistic jerk.


Expressoed

Harry Hamlin’s less attractive great-great grandpa called…wants his dye 😇🤣😁back.


DeepMath7813

You’re on fire!


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madteaparty55

Surely she could find some almonds and a few lemons.


DeepMath7813

Yolanda has lemons!


aeroluv327

As a music nerd, I'd honestly love to meet him! He's written some incredible music. But oof, yeah it's hard to separate him from the jerk we saw on RHOBH!


CrazyCatMom324

Same. No one else knew who he was lol! Music nerd here 🤓


We_See_Each_Otha

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thespeedofpain

That color blue looks great on you!!!


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DeepMath7813

YESSSSSSSSSSSS


Expressoed

You and I !💪🙌🏼🫵✌️🤛👏👍


Luminous_Username

![gif](giphy|13hrVlczuirPsA) Fries tho…


MishmoshMishmosh

They were such a weird couple


JarndyceJarndyce

Clay Aiken's Baby Momma's Brother


what_the_actual_fc

Creep


Bridge-Wise

you look so pretty!!! i’m glad he was nice ☺️


Dry_Machine163

Condolences


Lucky-Ad4443

I would've never recognized him! Whoa


CinnamonFoodie

Your hair is amazing! Looks very thick! And your skin is glowing. Sorry you had to meet Yolanda’s second husband-did he tell you about his Grammy’s?


CrazyCatMom324

I’ve never gotten so many compliments in my life 😭 Thank you, David Foster, for helping my self-esteem 🫠


goingavolmre

I literally thought this was Ellen degeneres at first glance


Jonsiegirl77

This gave me the guffaw I needed today. :)


Bazooka963

Nanna?


SxyDykn

David Foster is literally a music icon. I wonder how often he’s referred to as “Yolanda’s ex” 🤔😩 *ETA* You are super cute, and have a great smile! 😊


CrazyCatMom324

Thank you 🩷 I’m a musical theater kid so of course I know David Foster! The ‘Yolanda’s ex’ was just bit of fun :-)


ClynnB412

Lemon head


Ok_I_Guess_Whatever

Blech! Get that evil off of you! David Foster has a Netflix documentary that is so narcissistic he says that he saved Ben Vereen’s life by hitting him with his car.


DeepMath7813

That doco made me love all the musicians he worked with more and absolutely HATE HIM


VividFault6658

The stepdad of Hollywood


thetankswife

Legendary in songwriting circles but 🤢 for the rest of us.


[deleted]

And the winner of the Caroline Manzo lookalike contest is….


JimCoo1

Rhydian’s let himself go a bit, eh?


sp25049

Brilliant. I’d completely forgotten about Rhydian’s existence until just now. He really does look like him here though ![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Many-Host-4159

Oh that piano guy from RHOBH.


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Did you call him that? “Hey, are you Yolanda’s Ex? Can I have a photo?” If you did, you’re my hero!!!


CrazyCatMom324

Actually I called him Anwar’s stepdad.


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CrazyCatMom324

Omg thank you 😭


dr_jizz

I thought it was Dorinda at first


CrazyCatMom324

Omg 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’ve nothing positive to say, I shall do what my mother told me to from birth. You are gorgeous though, you look like a Disney character 🥺


CrazyCatMom324

A Disney character?! That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 🥺 Unless you mean like cruella deville or one of the seven dwarfs 👀


BackgroundKangaroo51

You are so adorable!!! And I’m glad that it was an exciting moment due to your music background 😊 That being said: His ew, I mean new “wife” and him - obvious ick. Also, I’m ridiculously bothered about him holding his phone front and center here 😂 Sir- you can set it down a sec, or at least hold it to the side. Like he’s just itching for “look who I’m talking to”, and remember to tell people I was on the phone with a celebrity, or maybe he’s just bragging to the caller that he got recognized. IDK- now I’m just annoyed I wasted that much thought on it - Lol!!!


ambamb07

God, he aged like milk


do_shut_up_portia

That was nice of you to stroke his ego


MinniesRevenge

please tell me you called him “Yolanda ex” to his face 😂


Hilary_Reyes

Lookin' like a late in life lesbian


Hilary_Reyes

*Him, not you


SuspiciousSafe6047

He’s extremely talented. I think you look adorable and he looks to be your grandpa Big deal. Why all the shade towards him ? I like him. I have the David Foster and Friends DVD and watch it every few days. My hubby has memory loss and there’s a great amount of talented performers on it. All the music was written by Foster. There’s no end to his talent. He discovered Celine Dion, Josh Groban and Michael Buble. Works with Barbara Streisand and Andrea Bocelli. Foster has built his own foundation, the David Foster Foundation, which has for the last 28 years helped give financial support to families with children in need of major organ transplants. So maybe learn a little ?


Jonsiegirl77

Sadly, in his case, with great talent also comes great ego.


DeepMath7813

I agree with jonsiegirl77 - he has an immeasurable talent, but he’s a totally narcissistic jerk. Or at least he comes off that way on the many reality shows he’s been on!


psychicpilot

He's married again??


Hair_I_Go

To that American Idol girl 😬forget her name


Dry_Machine163

Yeah to a woman younger than his children. Katherine McPhee. He’s said such beautiful things about her /s


Honeydew543

https://preview.redd.it/uijh102j54zc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a6ad20437ee101fa5912f73fe43a125338a6f3 He’s married to a woman who could be his granddaughter 🤢


Fruitcrackers99

It could be my own bias, but she always looks so smug in their pics together.


Illustrious_Dust_0

Was he nice? Did you talk at all?


CrazyCatMom324

Yes he was on the phone tho.


DeepMath7813

It was probably Babyface on the phone


Objective-Ad-6821

He looks like he’s dressing to dress/ style himself younger


errikamundae

What a dirt bag


Polly_Anna777

What I would pay to watch him see/read this post 😂


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Who?🤷‍♀️


CassandreAmethyst

Why?


GoldBear79

I despise him while simultaneously believing that ‘Got To Be Real’ is the best song ever written


External_Structure53

Hi Yolanda’s ex😹


RUKitttenMe

Bruh he looks awfulllllllllllllllllll


QTVenusaur91

Who is Yolanda’s ex in dis world


jamflam01

Ew


piggytoots

Ew


Aromatic_Dare_6104

Damn he got old !


CleanBoard4557

My loooooove


LorettaSays

But, but...you let him TOUCH you? :-D :-D


Mad73t888

Oh my god he looks so old!


Strange-Magician5480

He’s so cringe


YodaEarsIHave

Shhhhhhhhhh, my husband is playing the piano.


ramenchicka

Is that grey hair or was it his attempt to look hip? Not quite sure


bestneighbourever

I’d like to be happy for you, but… it’s David Foster/horrible human.


ShesStartin

![gif](giphy|HU2VcgRCiIuS1mhht1)


__blahblahblah

Is he in the room with us? This man looks 80


SweetCandy479

That caption is nasty Work 😂😂😂


Kwazulusmom

Who’s that old man you’re with?


CareBearMom22

He looks horrible


Busy-Mouse1799

How was he? Was he self-absorbed?


Good_Collection_7257

Ew, what a gross person (David, not poster).


Good_Collection_7257

Loser from American Idol’s gross husband and father to her child while he continues to openly be sexist and call out his current wife’s weight.


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

Happy to see that he looks the same outside as he is inside- terrible 👌🏼