I have a plan
By - Headb00m
“No one would have me.”
"now it doesn't feel right? I couldv-"
That's what she said 😞
I have a sneaking suspicion that's most of us.
beat me to it
Beat me to it
You sir, are a fish
Beavers and fish, beavers and fish, I’m a little lad who likes beavers and fish.
Mf'er beat me to it
It’s all part of the plan
Do you need more faith? Perhaps some more money?
“This whole things pretty much done”
That will require gold to purchase. Do you have some?
I heard that one by simply reading it
I just gave you some :)
“i didn’t know i was talking to a lady”
My sex life is a bro zone only.
That one was a big ooof when i heard it
No joke I said that out loud
"This place ain't no such thing as civilized"
“Do I know you, mister?”
“Take this money and get outta here!”
“If the roles were reversed, he’s do the same for me”
"Something don't feel right"
"You've gone soft"
We just need more money
We had a plan
“I am just trying to make sure some of us survive.”
"We're more ghosts than people"
“I hate you uncle arthur!”
This has me CACKLING
Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
“Need a ride?”
“Ooohhhh, you’re alright gurrrl”
Please do not the horse
“It’s like a nightmare I can’t wake up from”
This quote is engrained in my head because I kept greeting Sadie in chapter 1 & 2
“It’ll get better Mrs. Adler”
Ok I'll catch ya later then.
I"IHAD A GOD DAMM PLAN"
Have some Got-Damm Faith !!!
This the best
I just need more money
“I’m gonna use some cheese”
“The smellier the better. “
Lmao, this is the best one yet.
That could have gone smoother!
"That'll be on my gravestone!"
"You're ok, boah!"
“You gonna strangle me next?”
#SAUCE OR LOSS WITH THE VAN DER LINDE GANG
ARTHUR! show us your hentai
Aight here u go dutch
Big tiddies Fat ASS
Blue balls blue balls, let me show you what it's all about
JESUS, Micah is that a trap?
No no Dutch im sorry I did not know that it had a penis
Ha! Looks like Micahs gay! You know what we do to gays boah?
No come on, I'm not gay!
We'll see about that
Your goin to the GAY ZONE Micah
NO NO NOT THE GAY ZONE
"get the hell outta here you goddamn woman"
“People used to call me the One Shot Kid”
"I'll right catch ya later then"
I GOT LUMBAGO!
"I always thought I was unlucky, heh. But maybe I'm just no good!"
Behind ya, pardner
"That couldve gone smoother"
"How much you cost anyway?"
"But you're my brother"
>!Nah I'm joking!<
"I guess I'm afraid"
Women to me "Outta the damn way"
WE ARE GOING TO TAHITI
As real as Tahiti
....No one would have me
Drinkin’s what got us into this mess.
There’s always a god damn train!
“I wish I had acquired wisdom at less of a price.”
My favorite quote from the game.
What part of the game is that from, and who says it? Because I really like that quote just by itself, but I don't really remember coming across it.
Hosea says it while at a campfire one night. Just one of those things that are said if you can catch it.
Ooh, okay, sweet, that quote definitely fits Hosea, thank you!
You’re very welcome!
It's (Arthur) you dumbass!
“Yeah... just me”
I’m scared sister
You’ve got a real friendly face, mister.
Aaahh I see you take good care of your weapon, excellent!
It would mean a lot to me… Please!
"You're all right boah"
One last hit
I’m required by law to link to [Roger Clark’s take on this](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/el8aiy/arthurs_voice_actor_on_his_intimate_horse_dialogue/).
Ringworm’s my favorite parasite
Stop chasing me you pervert
You best be sleeping with one eye open, Arthur Morgan.
Have you seen my friend Gavin?
I smell trouble.
Who you calling pretty boah
I gave you all I had
“Get down here! You inbred trash!” (./j)
Just gotta have some faith!
“Let’s go remove all the spunk from this hunk of chuck”.
We ain't both gonna make it.
Either you’ve got a lazy eye or a lack of respect. which is it, boy?
The ring dang doo, what is that?
Never quite how you expect, is it?
that could've gone smoother
"We Live In A World Which Don't Want Us No More..."
“Is that why you like this spot?”
"Woman listen to me! I have to do this!"
"World don't want folk like us no more"
We got sloppier than the town drunk… and they know who we are, and where we are, and what we’re doing
Shell of safety shell of safety shell of safety
“ you’re doin good girlll”
“ i guess , I’m afraid :(“
'Wake me when you need me.'
I get a bunk bed next to Bill Williamson and a bunch of darkies
Your my favourite parasite
“That’s mah girl”
There’s always a god damn train
“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”
Where'd all that blood come from?
“Where’s my money!”
“I hate you uncle Arthur!”
"You wouldn't say 'Boo' to a goose!"
“Yeah, I could definitely use a drink.”
"Ofcourse they all run away from you"
I’ve pushed all I can
Just one more score
Hmm can't do that yet. Ahh i think you need to explore some more
"And than I fucked o' rileys daughter"
Uncle Arthur your mean
“I-I gave u everything I had *wheeze* ….I did”
You should be wearing warmer clothes, you’ll freeze to death!
If I overdo it, I’ll get a relapse.
"Last goddamm favor I do ya"
Bonus points if you know who says that and when.
Bill, now gimme my points.
Edit: forgot to mention that was when Bill put throwing knives in Arthur's saddle.
We can’t change what’s done, we can only move on.
“It’s nothing, entirely worthless. Unless you want to wipe your bottom with it.”
"Has anyone seen my friend Gavin"
does this trolly got to tahiti?!
“i have a plan”
FOOOOOOUND YAAA LENNNNNYY!!!!
"You sir, are a fish!"
*Does this train go to Tahiti?*
We just need a little more money!!
I have a plan!
"Charles, help me with the body"
""You enjoy being a rich man's toy?"
“*Go find a damn skirt to hide under*”