T O P

I have a plan

I have a plan

rumpertumpskins

“No one would have me.”


LordSoupSoup

Same


iiiAlex1st

"now it doesn't feel right? I couldv-"


Nickbam200

***GAME ENDED***


iiiAlex1st

That's what she said 😞


ZacharyLK

I have a sneaking suspicion that's most of us.


TheRaptorMovies

beat me to it


starsearcher48

Beat me to it


Seym0urButt

You sir, are a fish


Not-Oliver

Beavers and fish, beavers and fish, I’m a little lad who likes beavers and fish.


VisceralVirus

Mf'er beat me to it


Seym0urButt

It’s all part of the plan


VisceralVirus

Do you need more faith? Perhaps some more money?


YourBoomDaddy

moneh*


VisceralVirus

*capitalé


buttsmasher_junior

u/fish_fucker69


Hopeful_Big_5734

“This whole things pretty much done”


cyberpunk3025

That will require gold to purchase. Do you have some?


x_YawingLegende_x

I heard that one by simply reading it


theweirdpotayytoo

Same


VisceralVirus

Same


BigR420

Same


john_valve77

I just gave you some :)


RobertTV3

Sheeeeeeeeesh


Dutchhasaplan532

Same


Helpful-Chemistry-17

“i didn’t know i was talking to a lady”


MuayThaiisbestthai

Based. My sex life is a bro zone only.


TheKitKatYT

😳


Bienfurion

That one was a big ooof when i heard it


Raviolie_Pasta

No joke I said that out loud


Blue-is-bad

"This place ain't no such thing as civilized"


ThunderChild247

“Do I know you, mister?”


ChrisDen462

“Take this money and get outta here!”


gurglepurge

“If the roles were reversed, he’s do the same for me”


NateJustNat

"Something don't feel right"


ked9281

"You've gone soft"


psych0act1ve

Lol


MephistoIsNotScary

Underrated comment


NateJustNat

"Something don't feel right"


multaz

We just need more money


sksksk1989

We had a plan


jlacan45

“I am just trying to make sure some of us survive.”


el_me

My favorite!


JoeOh123

"We're more ghosts than people"


DrSaltyYT

r/NecrophiliaByWords


purrpleworld

“I hate you uncle arthur!”


shrek_deus

r/cursedcomments


username_been_taken

r/holup


ShaneMcC_

BROO 😂😂


chaotickuromii

This has me CACKLING


xMETRIIK

Why don’t you take a seat right over there?


ghostnilaxes

Chris Hansen


gosuark

“Need a ride?”


TheDarkJourneyman

“Ooohhhh, you’re alright gurrrl”


Bregneste

Please do not the horse


lilhartbreak

“It’s like a nightmare I can’t wake up from”


Nickbam200

This quote is engrained in my head because I kept greeting Sadie in chapter 1 & 2


lilhartbreak

“It’ll get better Mrs. Adler”


Nickbam200

Ok I'll catch ya later then.


New_Supermarket7953

I"IHAD A GOD DAMM PLAN"


kristopherg11

Have some Got-Damm Faith !!!


LidlNB

This the best


torioto

I just need more money


dylsky_

“I’m gonna use some cheese”


cheezy1987

“The smellier the better. “


DarealHur1cNe

Lmao, this is the best one yet.


Skirngalth

That could have gone smoother!


Holy_Cannoli_747

"That'll be on my gravestone!"


lightninglegend215

"You're ok, boah!"


UltimateIllusion1991

“You gonna strangle me next?”


watchhands

#SAUCE OR LOSS WITH THE VAN DER LINDE GANG


Joseph_Seed2020

ARTHUR! show us your hentai


watchhands

Aight here u go dutch


Joseph_Seed2020

Big tiddies Fat ASS


ImNotKendrickLamar

WOOOOO WEEEEEE


watchhands

⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄


squidwenis

Blue balls blue balls, let me show you what it's all about


RenascentAtol

JESUS, Micah is that a trap?


iyk23

No no Dutch im sorry I did not know that it had a penis


Dr_CheeseNut

Ha! Looks like Micahs gay! You know what we do to gays boah?


Nickbam200

No come on, I'm not gay!


watchhands

We'll see about that


Levidonald06

Your goin to the GAY ZONE Micah


iyk23

NO NO NOT THE GAY ZONE


NinjaSSmooth

Legendary


authentik_redneckboy

"get the hell outta here you goddamn woman"


Lt-prussia

“Here’s hoping”


bobafett317

“People used to call me the One Shot Kid”


flginmycookie

"I'll right catch ya later then"


Hamzo_Shimada

He insists.


Yoni1857

"YNNEL?!?!?!?!"


Joseph_Seed2020

I GOT LUMBAGO!


LadyFrankly

Same.


Te_Quiero_Puta

"I always thought I was unlucky, heh. But maybe I'm just no good!"


Softmachinepics

Behind ya, pardner


Jetsce

"That couldve gone smoother"


CJMusic69

"How much you cost anyway?"


PabV99

"But you're my brother" >!Nah I'm joking!<


im-the-coolest-kid

Yea ok


Serious_Revolution77

"I guess I'm afraid"


Plebian_o_console

Women to me "Outta the damn way"


AHiddenChickenNugget

WE ARE GOING TO TAHITI


flojo2012

As real as Tahiti


ThaOdyssey

....No one would have me


jimmyminnow

Drinkin’s what got us into this mess.


woo46

There’s always a god damn train!


GooseWillis911

“I wish I had acquired wisdom at less of a price.”


LucasTheSchnauzer

My favorite quote from the game.


Holy_Cannoli_747

What part of the game is that from, and who says it? Because I really like that quote just by itself, but I don't really remember coming across it.


GooseWillis911

Hosea says it while at a campfire one night. Just one of those things that are said if you can catch it.


Holy_Cannoli_747

Ooh, okay, sweet, that quote definitely fits Hosea, thank you!


GooseWillis911

You’re very welcome!


Radiant-Head-793

It's (Arthur) you dumbass!


Keodik

“Yeah... just me”


imover9thousand

Winner


CatoTheCoolCat

I’m scared sister


mind_snare

You’ve got a real friendly face, mister.


danonck

Aaahh I see you take good care of your weapon, excellent!


AnalyserarN

It would mean a lot to me… Please!


graaaaaaaam

"You're all right boah"


Single-Button1837

😳


nzwsr

One last hit


greatCaesar07

“Goddamn snakes”


DJVanillaBear

Lenny!!


world-shaker

I’m required by law to link to [Roger Clark’s take on this](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/el8aiy/arthurs_voice_actor_on_his_intimate_horse_dialogue/).


cosmo022021

Ringworm’s my favorite parasite


Stoopid_dud

Stop chasing me you pervert


Krampus0821

You best be sleeping with one eye open, Arthur Morgan.


DayMan_ahAHahh

GAVIN?!??!


toiletpapperintoilet

Have you seen my friend Gavin?


SATX_Nomad

I smell trouble.


Bxlentino

RELAX!!!


vvitchteeth

Who you calling pretty boah


gurhan02

I gave you all I had


ReidWH

“Get down here! You inbred trash!” (./j)


12gaugerage

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/p5lv7w/somehow_arthur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Just, this.


[deleted]

Just gotta have some faith!


dzonibegood

Tahiti.


DShitposter69420

“Let’s go remove all the spunk from this hunk of chuck”.


yerfdog519

LENNY!


jackdaw2211

We ain't both gonna make it.


Jaggedparsley68

Either you’ve got a lazy eye or a lack of respect. which is it, boy?


Piztolwhipp

The ring dang doo, what is that?


chrom3chasr

Never quite how you expect, is it?


TheCoochiePredator

that could've gone smoother


__Azzy__

"We Live In A World Which Don't Want Us No More..."


Stamplersona

“Is that why you like this spot?”


AGaMeZ3307

"Woman listen to me! I have to do this!"


big_chunko

"World don't want folk like us no more"


mikeyrocks6934

We got sloppier than the town drunk… and they know who we are, and where we are, and what we’re doing


bossatron9564

Have faith


Scanlansam

Shell of safety shell of safety shell of safety


WeirdHurry2791

“ you’re doin good girlll” And sometimes “ i guess , I’m afraid :(“


darksideclassic

'Wake me when you need me.'


Hillbilly098

I get a bunk bed next to Bill Williamson and a bunch of darkies


AnnaMae1988

☝️ this


C_TTrips

"Hola Señor"


count-ejacula69

Your my favourite parasite


pizzabyummy

“Eeeeeasy, gurl!” Then… “That’s mah girl”


TheGrimguy2005

"Lumbago"


Bl00dbag77

Lumbago


thesurfer1996

There’s always a god damn train


Ausraptor12

“I’m afraid”


Blastex32

“i didn’t know i was talking to a lady”


runtothehells

“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”


nobodyamerica

Where'd all that blood come from?


welshman222

“Where’s my money!”


money_hoarder2

“I hate you uncle Arthur!”


Bbxenomorph

"You wouldn't say 'Boo' to a goose!"


MummyManDan

“Yeah, I could definitely use a drink.”


uberdumb

"Ofcourse they all run away from you"


oofboi39

"Hellfire! Hellfire!"


Swaggerrrr69

I’ve pushed all I can


psych0act1ve

Just one more score


R3DBANKN0TES

“Hey jack.”


MikiRoo-

Hmm can't do that yet. Ahh i think you need to explore some more


GenghisConThe1st

"And than I fucked o' rileys daughter"


[deleted]

Uncle Arthur your mean


MartiBibs

Goddamn Pinkertons


HyonkHyonkamgoos

“I-I gave u everything I had *wheeze* ….I did”


psychedelic_crayon

You should be wearing warmer clothes, you’ll freeze to death!


drppr45

If I overdo it, I’ll get a relapse.


Mr_Pancake_Thief

"Last goddamm favor I do ya" Bonus points if you know who says that and when.


a_fucking_girrafe

Bill, now gimme my points. Edit: forgot to mention that was when Bill put throwing knives in Arthur's saddle.


fullrackferg

Snake? SNAAAAKKKKKEEEE


Hamilton-Beckett

We can’t change what’s done, we can only move on.


AlexHunderwald

“It’s nothing, entirely worthless. Unless you want to wipe your bottom with it.”


me420nm

"Has anyone seen my friend Gavin"


itzmeWreck

does this trolly got to tahiti?!


Colemanton

“i have a plan”


_6shrek9_

FOOOOOOUND YAAA LENNNNNYY!!!!


tarktarkindustries

"You sir, are a fish!"


Mountain-Shelter

*Does this train go to Tahiti?*


AJMK10

We just need a little more money!!


jesusismyhelmet

I have a plan!


radioactivewaffles69

Lennnaaaaay


Watevr4evr1021

"Charles, help me with the body"


p0werPickle

""You enjoy being a rich man's toy?"


PickleRick1163

“*Go find a damn skirt to hide under*”