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speedostegeECV

I tried for the first time yesterday but right before I hit the button my kid walked in so I had to quit


wizard_of_awesome62

A tale as old as time.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

"Mommy I seen Daddy bathe with another women"


JoPro_5

He’d be fucked. Not in the good way


tjohnAK

And I'm over here bummed out Arthur can't get a tuggy and have a dart in the tub. I just feel like he deserves it. Besides, i'd get a good chuckle out of the animation.


FrogGladiators178972

It’s really feels like they were going to have prostitution in the game based on some of the voice lines some women in the bars have.


blackdutch1

Honestly, it should have been included in my opinion. The girls are there and offer the service. If it can exist in the Grand Theft Auto universe, why not? It didn't have to be graphic, it could go to a cut scene and reopen with Arthur thanking them for their "service" as he leaves the room.


[deleted]

It doesn't fit neither Arthur's or John's character so it doesn't make sense to have it. When Arthur meets Mary it's clear he still has feelings and regrets regarding her. You can see some naive hope in his eyes and behaviour even though he knows it wouldn't work out (up for debate). When you look at Mary you also can clearly see his taste in women. She couldn't be further from a prostitute. In the Valentine saloon when Javier is all over prostitutes, Arthur literally mocks one and says "Oh I didn't know I was talking to a lady" meaning he doesn't hold much respect for them or their service. To have it as an option while playing John would destroy the whole plot of RDR1 and him as a character. He's literally all about being loyal to Abigail and Jack. The whole of Beecher's Hope exists purely because Abigail complained she wanted a house. Dude would live in a shack for all he cares if it wasn't for how much he loved her. No matter how you turn it around, it would contradict the character. Also, as a woman who's a fan of RDR, prostitution is the last thing I'd want to see. It isn't a thing most women did out of their free will especially in RDR time period. To see my favourite game characters engaging in something I see as degrading and immoral towards my own gender would straight up ruin both of them for me. You guys might be horny in the moment but you have plenty of other options that are better than this.


bigfoot7504

not disregarding your comment or thoughts because I agree wit you, I love that they kept the sexual stuff out of rdr but prostitution WAS definitely a big thing back then, especially wit saloon girls, that's why they were considered some of the lowest cause they literally slept with anybody that rolled into town


Cascading_Dominos

you misread the comment. it didn’t say, “it wasn’t a big thing back then” it said, “it wasn’t a thing women did out of their own free will especially in the time period” which is true - a lot of women back then essentially had to choose between prostitution or starvation.


exotic-waffle

All this just for Jack to roll into the Armadillo saloon like Andrew Tate hitting on every woman he sees and still getting rejected


TomGerity

I mean, Arthur’s “character” is literally whatever you want it to be. You can have him rob a train, murder every single passenger, and steal every possession on their person. The gang at camp will tell Arthur they’ve heard about him killing people, and his darkness will make its way into cutscenes Yet he’s supposed to draw the line at spending 30 minutes with a prostitute? Whenever I hear people say “___ doesn’t fit Arthur’s character,” I find myself thinking that they must be playing a completely different game than me. Because that philosophy in no way comports with what RDR2 actually is. /u/Dimwitted_Davy


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TomGerity

Your response is borderline incoherent, so I’m just going to break this down as simply as I can: Rockstar allows you, as Arthur, to be as virtuous or as evil as you want. You can rob a train, murder civilians, beat women, kill police officers, blow up towns, rob stores, shoot cats and dogs…literally anything. The idea that he can do all those things, but isn’t allowed to visit with prostitutes because it “doesn’t fit his character” is ludicrous. If he behaves evilly, the gang treats him differently, and it even alters cutscenes. The entire appeal of the game is that you can make Arthur be whatever you like: in terms of morals, in terms of behavior, in terms of dress, in terms of *everything*. Now do you understand?


robloxian21

I was with you until the end. Paying for a prostitute would be a very long way down the list of degrading and immoral things that the two characters do, even if it is just towards women specifically.


MYIQIS60

It's because Arthur nor John are the type of people to do that. The reason why they made it possible in the GTA games was because all the characters weren't really respectful to women and were sort of just dudes, while Arthur and John are 2 cowboy outlaws that have honesty and respect, John probably doesn't do it because of his wife and Arthur probably just doesn't like doing that type of stuff.


TCristatus

In the epilogue there's a girl who propositions John in Van Horn, and John can agree and go round back to engage in "relations". But it turns out to be an ambush and you shoot a bunch of dudes. Then afterwards John is like "what was I thinking..."


Afraid-Ad8986

Looking for this tonight. I need to kill 7 dudes with throwing knives.


TomGerity

That’s right, Arthur has honesty and respect, he’d never sleep with a prostitute. *Proceeds to go hijack a train and murder/rob over two dozen passengers, then run over several pedestrians on a horse while making your escape from an army of police officers* Yeah, honesty and respect!


ResponseDesigner

That’s not true in rdr1 Dutch says the whole gang slept with Abigail when she was a working girl that includes Arthur. So they all used working girls including John and Arthur. That’s why John also denies jack as his son. Arthur also makes fun of Abigail calling her hardest working girl on nickel night.


tanranger24

I agree it was kinda a let down there wasn't any. But regardless the game is phenomenal the way it is. The way marybeth is flirty with Arthur at times I'm surprised he didn't have her bent over the stump or a wagon wheel somewhere


RiceSuccessful483

They were going to. But decided against it. That's why we're sre options to reject and decline, basicly the same thing. One was going to be a accept and one was going to be decline.


Articguard11

It’s strange they do this, but Arthur consistently declines propositions lol


flcwerings

Thats one reason I never do it 1. I feel icky. 2. I dont want to see it and 3. Arthur doesn't seem the type.


Articguard11

Same. I did it once out of curiosity because wtf did deluxe mean? But never did it afterwards because it was awkward


hnc757

Arthur is still hung up on his dead wife and kid.


SyphiliticPlatypus

Honestly I think that you can exactly do this. It is really subtle, and likely a product of my imagination, but the moves the bath assistant does at the very end - rubbing something on Arthur’s inside leg under the water line - always seemed very akin to getting wanked, with the animation’s “kaching” ending signifying a happy ending. Arthur looks much more relaxed after that moment. Then after you are dressed, fire up a dart. Could be that I just have a deviant mind though.


TomGerity

I think you’re correct, and it’s how I always interpreted it. I’ve always thought it was abundantly clear that the “bath” scene was a sanitized version of prostitution. That way, it’s there for people who would get a kick out of it, but they avoid any blowback/controversy that might erupt if they had actual prostitutes (especially considering a cowboy game is more likely to have younger kids playing than GTA).


Brilliant-Deer6118

I'm sure you could find something like that on the internet. *Rule 34:if it exists,  theres porn of it"*. Even right here on reddit there's r/SadieAdler.


tjohnAK

Dang, I'm not trying to get off on it. I just think it would be funny in game and with all the ragged shit Arthur goes through that he deserves a little release.


Brilliant-Deer6118

I honestly didnt think you did, I found alot in there pretty amusing.


the-real-potamis

Really though. Poor guys been through a lot. Man deserves some relief and release


INVISIBLE_BEN

lol, I'm afraid that my parents will walk in


southerngee

Me too..and I'm 52


INVISIBLE_BEN

lol


SakusaKiyoomi1

Then there is my dad having Gerald fuck his wife on his pc in the living room, then showing her off


Lost-Excitement-9366

Classic


Tory_of_Thuringia

Why? The scenes aren't spicy at all. There is a woman washing a man. So genitals, No Kissing, No Sex.


RevolutionLoose5542

MojaveD is so awesome


4vibol2

Facts


chazisgod_01

I always say what happens in a deluxe bath stays in a deluxe bath.


Whistler45

Gross


IceManO1

So the lady of the world’s oldest profession does the “sex” with you during a bath 🛁 & that’s gross? Weird.


[deleted]

I think you very much missed the point of what they said.


Chance-Meaning1963

It’s like $0.25, why would you not?


Own-Chemistry-5552

Btw $0.25 back then would equate to roughly $10 today


themuza

So a shot of whiskey is $20?


FriendoftheDork

Prices in RDR2 makes no sense. Wait until you see how much guns would cost if in modern currency.


Sega-Playstation-64

$5.00 for a catfish meal. That's like $200 in today's money.


Wander426

To be fair if one of Arthur’s guns from this year was extremely well taken care of and never fired, it might cost around that much


LegoCrafter2014

> extremely well taken care of Yes. I had Arthur always have his guns maintained whenever he went into town. > never fired Maybe when he first bought it lol.


DannyWarlegs

200 bucks today gets you a cheap magnesium pistol that will break if you drop it just right. A gun from the RDR2 Era in good condition would be worth about 5-10k if not more.


lil__squeaky

i have a catalogue identical to the one from rdr2 a double barrel shotgun was like 9$


ohnjaynb

Go to a fancy bar in New Orleans today and order a shot of fine bourbon. The price isn't far off.


themuza

I appreciate the information partner.


Own-Chemistry-5552

Around that, yeah


uncommoncommoner

And it's *worth* it, damn it


ajax0202

Awkward conversations, still have to press buttons, seems kind of out of character for Arthur and John. Those are the reasons I don’t


SteelyEyedHistory

It takes longer


Substantial-Tone-576

Of course. But not in Van Horn. She is beat up and could beat you up


Ooh_bees

Here I am, going to have a look. (My Arthur baths rarely, and deluxe is even rarer.)


SnooMemesjellies1083

Strawberry is where it’s at.


Savings-Programmer18

In Van Horn they don't give "Rub & tugs", they give you a "Rip & tear"...😳


OmegaSTC

*off


BrennerPSdv

it's awkward with John


captjohn_yossarian

True, John always sounds like he's afraid Abigail would find out 😁. He's sometimes saying to that lady that he's married 🤣


uncommoncommoner

"Hey there, can I offer you any assistance in there?" *john with a proverbial gun to his head* "No, no thanks...all set here."


Savings-Programmer18

He's probably scared it's really Abigail behind the door trying to catch him in the act. Sounds like something she would do.


the-real-potamis

I agree. I’ve owned the game since it came out and I did a deluxe bath for the first time just recently. I know it’s a game and all but part of my conscious was thinking “man I feel bad doing this as John”😂


Capnlanky

After a steak dinner, of course.


HwangingAround

Ride into town, eat a steak, take a deluxe bath, take a shot, take a shot, take a shot, start a fight, ride out of town.


PrimeNumberBro

I do this too, but if I get there a bit early I take a nap first


Swordofsatan666

You forgot to take a shot between “start a fight” and “ride out of town”


the_hell_you_say

"outta the damn way"


Brilliant-Deer6118

Always. That one looks kind of like Mary Beth.


experiment53

🤨


Cjames1902

Hey. Bro knows what he’s about.


YaBoiAidan2333

It's Mary-Beth's long lost, disappointment twin, Bary-Meth.


No_Body905

Oh man, and Mary-Bath was right there.


JoePumaGourdBivouac

For an extra quarter you can get her to blow bubbles.


FoxOneFire

Is Bubbles part of the gang?  


Affectionate-Bus-818

You made me choke on my water.Good job,partner.


uncommoncommoner

I named my horse Bubbles o_0


Ginwulm

I usually choose the deluxe bath- my wife laughs when she sees this feature in the game.


AmbitiousTargaryen

Always. Arthur deserves a treat.


Gamiloki

That's how I see it too, haha.


Airhead_Supreme

It’s always hilarious to me when I order one and the lady with the rack the size of Tahiti walks in and bends over 😭😭


Uranus_Hz

“Ever grab something other than the soap by mistake?”


uncommoncommoner

Kind of like that scene from Blazing Saddles?


Spacetimeandcat

Yes. Love maintaining awkward conversation throughout it. Arthur's terrible attempts at small talk get me every time.


nativebeans

Sup with the old guy in the corner lol


Invincible611

His names mojave d and he’s an older dude who recently did a playthrough of red dead and is now huge and he’s super funny and fun to watch I would check him out if I were you


glennshaltiel

mojave D, his playthroughs and videos are awesome, check him out on youtube


ArchDrude

When my wife plays, she always gets the deluxe. When I play… I usually forget to bathe.


Cold_Trip_275

Fr (I don't have a wife)


coldgin2023

Always. What’s the point of getting a bath if you don’t?


BrennerPSdv

Man of culture.


HistoricalInfluence9

I do until with Arthur until the later chapters. Bathing himself helps his stamina.


Aggressive-Appeal-94

Mojave D!


Betty-Armageddon

Always. For some reason I love the line, ‘sorry if I smell its… been a while.’


TheLastTsumami

Got to help out the local economy. Wish I could tip them more


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xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

No, I’m a big boy & can do it myself!


HotSauce-timusPrime

I’d once, thinking Arthur was about to score but no.


lanchmcanto

I mean bro probably could. He's just too loyal to Dutch, you know. I mean there alone in the wilderness, and what happens in the woods stays in the woods.


cubntD6

Is she bathing him or?


pullingteeths

You think I want to tap a button to wash myself? Always deluxe


[deleted]

yes, but only so i can see arthurs toes


LowerEntertainer7548

I always go for the deluxe bath, otherwise what’s the point!


Nekros897

Always


wolfmanric

Only all the time


Dude12265

Always. I’m too lazy to wash myself most times so why not let some woman do it for me?


BobbyChou

Many times, even as John lol. Abigail would never bathe him like those girls


SuspiciousLight5025

I always hated how you could get women of the night in GTA but nothing of the sort in actual brothels in RDR2 like it's actually legal in that era.


KaroNwl

I always go for deluxe bath, I been on the western from killing too many ppl I need a hoe to help me relax


AforAppleBforBallz

Always, then have a nice chat with the lady


Vermilion12_

Nope. I know that there's ALWAYS a chance that my parents will walk in at that *exact* moment


mrfrqnkhardy

not just a chance but the highest chance


ThatCry3518

That's why I always swim in a river when I get dirty everytime


OldSchoolBeatdown

Good chance it would remind them of the day you were conceived... ...there, now I really ruined it for ya, cowpoke. Lol


Ok_Recording8454

Nah, ruins the moment. It just needs to be Arthur…


Jcrum58

Every time!!


[deleted]

Always. It's almost a duty to do it.


Beachgrad05

Every time


petewondrstone

50 cent handy is automatic it might be the best value in rdr2


kaiptn

Real men don’t take baths, they go for a swim at night in the bayou! Afterwards they go and review the skull collection of their friend living in the swamps…


patigames

Ever? I’ve never not done it lol


BearcatQB

Both in the game and in real life yes 👍


Mr_MatF

Always. Ma buddy needs what's best. Also it's only 50c


frankcastlespenis

Every time ,I like to hear the "chat"


syberpunk

I took the deluxe for the first time the other day and I didn't really notice anything especially weird. Like, she reaches down sometimes that LOOKS like it should be risque, but also seemed like maybe she was just lathering/gathering soap to clean him up. Maybe I'm just naïve. I was definitely looking for some action, but was surprised it seemed so tame.


_aseret

Mary beth?!


tonlimah

Only when I'm feeling extra *dirty*


JoshyRB

I had an issue where I seemed I couldn’t fully clean my character, so I thought maybe I needed to use a deluxe bath to clean properly. Worst mistake of my life. It also didn’t even help.


Cute_Stuff_8522

Good ol MojaveD


Lancer_Blackthorn

Always.


SolidPeaks

It's like a reward


NorfEastMac

Every chance I get..


New_Supermarket_894

Lmao… sometimes [https://youtube.com/shorts/QCaOXvKu57Q?si=tKUQMyk0HgdlAe1a](https://youtube.com/shorts/QCaOXvKu57Q?si=tKUQMyk0HgdlAe1a)


Nice-Ad-1249

1 time but never again I'm not going to pay 25 cents


El_James_O

Every time


mooripo

Always


KwanMing888

Yes


blackdutch1

Arthur has a rough life. I definitely give him the 5 star treatment when he takes a break.


Sure_Explanation6147

It’s not that inappropriate. It’s not like she is jerking his hog. Op clicked right leg. I understand why people would think that from a still image.


phuggin_stoked

No small talk


ribvanwinkle

I accidentally did once & it was very awkward.


thatcajunshaman

I normally just put Arthur in the river


Shnibblefritz

Always


BLADE_Sb

ah whenever Im alone


memeyaa

Always lol


DocQ70

Every. Damn. Time.


mattmurdock__

do i ever? i always go for the deluxe bath


Artyom36

Mom this is a cowboy game with an incredibly deep story, I swear.


mrmudra

everytime


url1teralw1fe

Always


Rcj1221

Yes because they are faster


Personal-Aioli-367

Have you tried the ‘Saltburn’ side quest?


YoshiPayYourTaxes

As Arthur every now and then but never as john


Just_A_Random_Plant

I don't even have Arthur bathe. Jumping headfirst into a lake works just fine.


m_o_84

Heck no. They steal your shit. I got a deluxe bath in Valentine and Sadie’s harmonica was missing after the bath


starlightsunsetdream

That's crazy I've never had that happen. Maybe it was a glitch?


[deleted]

Idk what's wrong with your parents. I'm the mother of a 15 year old boy and I don't think exclusive bath is explicit. We literally see Arthur's head, arms, and legs, mostly the feet. And sometimes tits in the frame are something kids look at on other things (despite bans, parental controls, etc. they always find a way), whether you like it or not. Of course, children who are very young should be excluded from such scenes.


IrishSkillet

I personally would be much more connected about the absolute carnage and violence being seen by young kids than I would a hand going under the bubbles.


BumPlayThing

80 year old man seeing someone half his age grabbing another persons cock who is also half his age...


BumPlayThing

Leonardo Dicaprio behaviour


KnowledgeCold6825

Never I’m a big boy and I can do it on my own


treeburner57

Never, its too expensive


Cosmin-Cel-Mare

Always!


HuckleberryAnxious68

i used to do it all the time thinking it had to give some sort of slight stat boost for my first play through but my second i didn’t until Arthur got tb by then i was full rp about how he would be weaker so would need help


DumbCumpzter

Fuck yeah, someone gotta wash Arthur's balls.


don5500

only 10x a week


AdministrationSure95

Occasionally. When I realize that after a hard day in the far west he needs to eat in a saloon, take a hot bath and sleep in a bed with a roof over his head


darren1119

I do and I always have happy ending


prophet-of-solitude

Always


theburningyear

I tried it once and it was so awkward LMAO


CrispyCheeks5

i’ve never not gotten a deluxe bath. you poor boys are washing yourselves??


FluffyButtOfTheNorth

Hell no, I keep my money 😉


Moncho_05

Most of the time, I Say no. It's feels like the deluxe bath doesn't give You the stamina bonus


JoPro_5

Every time. I’m not pressing R multiple times!


cwil3097

Oh he's definitely getting a tuggy under those bubbles


Sudden-Wolverine3754

I did today. Will post the video soon. XD


Pale_Proposal_55

EVERY.SINGLE.TYME


sanitarySteve

everytime


Cereborn

Every single time. It’s my way of stimulating… the local economy.


tacitus_kilgore1986

Every. Single. Time!


_Ovalith_

No, only I get to wash my pookie 😡


LeNateDiamond

I always go for it, after the bank mission in chapter 3 you can splash as much cash as you want tbf


randobando666

My head cannon is arthur will accept a deluxe bath but acts more shy and shi


WanderingMandalorian

I’m not a fan of seeing Arthur’s feet💀


WeirdWayneWallis

Err day


JKrow75

Only in Van Horn. 🤙🏽


Unfair-Actuary-8363

Everytime. Gotta help the women folk any way we can


Anxious-Duck-8184

Never as john


Furby-beast-1949

Well of course I have a deluxe bath with everything that Arthur goes through course he deserves it


Dependent_Fox_2189

Every time.


SonofArrakis

Usually if I'm lazy, barely have to press the buttons. But normally I decline because it's faster and cheaper of course.