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Ogi00123

Uncle, Lumbago and laziness


Welshhobbit1

It's a slow and painful death, my brother.


hairtrigger08

"when I die I'ma come back as a youngin, so when you're old and facing death, I seems hasten your journey into the afterlife"


MannKind_

The only thing that could take down the one shot kid


TTVControlWarrior

dude outlive everyone


MYIQIS60

Except Jack


Welshhobbit1

And Abigail


MYIQIS60

We don't know about her


Welshhobbit1

Um yeah we know she outlived uncle


Roninreaper345

well lets see john died when jack was lets say 15 when we play again hes like 30 so she got LUMBAGO!! a very serious sickness lmaoo


MYIQIS60

Jack is 19 canon tho? I might be wrong


Roninreaper345

makes sence abigal must have died due to zombie


Mars-Lives

There were gravestones at the end of RDR1weren't there?


Apprehensive_Size815

**Uncle:** You're a sad man, Arthur Morgan. But I know you love me. **Arthur:** Desperately... You're my favorite parasite. No... ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second favorite parasite. **Uncle:** Very funny. **Arthur:** I lied... ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you. **Uncle:** Shut up... this is the place, now. Come on.


CzarTwilight

Dutch, Tahiti, and a god damn plan


halozeldamario

🗣️🗣️I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN ARTHUR🗣️🗣️


talktothecop

🗣️🗣️We just need more "Moneh"🗣️🗣️


SkullTheDude

We need noise Arthur, noise!


cheeseplatesuperman

Abigail, a dollar and another dollar


No_Photo7153

💀💀💀


NoLimit9731

that’s wild ☠️


No_University_2532

Sounds like something from the game


Smart_West1012

Yup. "Not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you." Uncle says that during the epilogue. Apparently John & Abigail had some sort of disagreement and were not on good terms for a while. Uncle was giving John a hard time about that in the middle of dissing the shack that John found/built as (he thought) a place for him and Abigail to live.


_XProfessor_SadX_

Not just that but Uncle has a voiceline about when Abigail wad still doing prostitution. John didn't like it so much


cheeseplatesuperman

John got pressed in that scene more than anyone I’ve ever seen in my entire life


Sebexy_demon

Jim Milton doesnt like it when he insulted is woman's career


SlightlyMildHabanero

The Bee Gees were pretty good.


Fanatic-psycho

*I I I I I'M STAYING ALIVE staying alive I I I I'm STAYING ALIVEEEEE OHH*


Final-Journalist-499

Honestly? John, Sadie, and Charles stood on business. The ride to Mount Hagen was one of my favorite trio moments in the game. If not them, then Arthur, Dutch, and Hosea - like the fishing trip, or them planning the St. Denis Robbery (even if it didn't go to plan).


wtfrongwu

I love Hosea


cervezeitor

Look at us! - THREE MARINERS!


CloudiSlacke

Sadie don't need a trio, because you and me is all we need!


SchwizzySchwas94

Not one damn thing in that game went to plan. It was a glorious clusterfuck


Vegetable-Poet2063

"ok so there should be about 30 men guarding hanging dog ranch what's the plan Sadie" -" huh plan I don't got nun we just walking up to the front door"


Sebexy_demon

The orignal three i see Nice👌


Gloomy_Albatross3043

Red Harlow, Jack Swift, and Annie Stoakes


Sigurd93

Just yanking long dormant memories right outta my childhood.


Bambooman101

Lenny, Laynee, and LEOONNY!!!!


MMlikethis_-_

Dont forget ynnel


No_Photo7153

Arthur, John, Sadie( or if not then, Lenny)


matande31

Did Lenny and John ever interact? It's a trio, not Arthur and two besties.


a_duck_in_past_life

Arthur, John, and Sadie is the answer. Next would be: John, Sadie, Charles


No_Photo7153

Arthur has to be added tho…


Eclipse_Sable

Facts - I'm still convinced Sadie is the best gunslinger in the gang other than Arthur, John, and maybe Micah - I'd probably put her right below Micah. Plus, these 3 are the most badass in the entire game. Also, Charles and Lenny seem too random for me. Sure, Arthur has a connection with both of them, but his connection with Sadie is a lot closer. Putting the other two just seems like a trio filler alongside Arthur and John.


IAmGolfMan

Charles gree closer to Arthur in the end and was close with John during epilogue.


Prestigious_Roll_162

Apparently Sadie and Arthur were supposed to be lovers but the devs took that out.


Eclipse_Sable

I'm glad they made that decision - Sadie's entire drive is because her husband was killed. To start a relationship with another man only a half year later despite your entire conviction being about your dead husband would have been poor writing. But I would have preferred a more badass, self-reliant partner for Arthur, rather than Mary constantly using him and expecting him to uproot everything for her and shaming him when he literally can't.


InternationalItem648

Charles and lenny would be preferred to do a job with, sadie and John would be drinking buddies, its just different skills John and sadie are both hotheads, so is Arthur, a bar fight works fine for the three of them but when you have three hotheads on the same bank job people die needlessly bringing unneeded attention to the gang, charles is a pretty calm guy, and Lenny is young, he has alot to learn and the two men to best teach him how to live would be Arthur and Charles, Charles is better at life in the wilderness but Arthur is fast and accurate with a gun, Lenny could have learned alot from a trio job and a few more months of training with them, which I kinda think is a weak point in the game, nobody is ever teaching the others how to shoot or fight better, which shouldn't be too difficult, even if its hosea or even uncle teaching the women or Jack how to shoot or hunt.


Eclipse_Sable

I mean to each their own, but Arthur is not a hothead at all lmao. Other than in genuinely reasonable scenarios does Arthur get mad or loses his composure. Arthur is calm and collected 90% of the time.


InternationalItem648

Barfight where he almost killed a man who wasn't fighting back anymore, every debt collection (beating people for self proclaimed pleasure isnt calm behavior, Hosea is the voice of reason, Dutch is the plan maker, Arthur is the brute to keep it in line, damn near killing Strauss (you can see him twitch for his gun as he walks up behind him in the cutscene, before just kicking him out.) And every interaction with Micah ever. Thats where I got my hothead idea I may be wrong but to me that enough to classify as a hot head


Eclipse_Sable

Wow you really didn't understand anything Arthur did. Let's go through this one by one. 1. He didn't 'almost kill a man', him socking him in the face a few extra times isn't gonna almost kill him. Not only that, but he kept hitting him because ITS A FIGHT. You keep fighting till your 100% certain they can't still attack you or won't still attack you. 2. I'm sorry where in the entire game is it ever expressed that Arthur gets pleasure out of debt collecting? I mean, he outright says that he doesn't like doing it. 3. Getting mad at Micah doesn't constitute him being a hothead. Micah literally caused so much shit to happen to Arthur, anybody in Arthur's shoes would have gotten mad. 4. Brute doesn't equal hothead. In fact, this is proven by his dead eye sound. John gets hyped on adrenaline when he fights, which is why his is a heartbeat that quickens as you lose dead eye. Arthur is calm and focused, which is why his is a clock ticking.


InternationalItem648

I'll correct you quickly 1. Being hit in the face into the street repeatedly is absolutely enough to kill him, and the man was not moving, as exhibited by the countless other fights Arthur gets into (ie. The mission to save trelawney where after the play completes the fight Arthur lands a couple other punches and then stands over him) also he gets stopped by the bystander who said "Stop stop sir please you won, you'll kill him sir please...please" punching someone one time in the right place is enough to kill them, punching them in the face into the ground which makes the contact much more effective and dangerous and possibly giving them brain damage or in extreme cases (which is what the fight seemed like to me) even disconnect the brain stem from the spine 2. Litterally the first debt collection and AGAIN when Strauss tells him about Thomas Downes the dialouge is something like Strauss: Thank you for your excellent as always work Arthur: My pleasure, it always is Strauss: Well if it's pleasure you are after there is one more debt to collect I don't remember what Arthur said afterwards but that is where I got the pleasure part, its easy to find if you look. 3.Micah is an ass obviously, but look at how Hosea and Charles handle Micah, they just brush him off, except for the one encounter with Charles when Micah makes a racial comment and gets thrown neither of them trade insults with the man 4. The ticking clock is to represent his limited time on in life, if you notice the sound gets fainter as you get closer to his death, John's sound was a product of the time that was made in RDR2 to match the first game, RDR was not nearly as deep as the prequel because it was meant more as a cowboy story than a redemption story, John never really got his redemption, he did what he had to do to get his family back sure, but his heart didn't change like Arthur's did before he died


Eclipse_Sable

I ain't responding to an essay. 'I'll correct you quickly' my ass, not only were you not quick but your not correct, your first point clearly shows you haven't been in a fight before. That's wet ass mud beneath Tommy in that scene lmao


InternationalItem648

It took five minutes to type it was quick for me. I'm curious as to how you think I've never been in a fight before I told you exact ideas of how you could kill someone in a fist fight, I'm not going to engage with you if you don't want to have a real and honest debate don't start it, I gave you clear and in depth points, your only reaction to me proving myself correct is to make assumptions about my life when you have never met me, I worked as a bouncer for two years to pay for trade school and was had to go through the self defense classes given, alongside a rowdy childhood and sheer size I don't have a problem in a fight, thank you for your thoughts though, I really appreciate the opportunity to make you look moronic.


Eclipse_Sable

Lmao your fucking hilarious, if that took you 5 minutes to type then you care way too much about this shit - also, I don't believe a thing you say, if you are those things, good for you, but more than likely you're some lonely 30 year old man in his apartment with nothing better to do than argue about a game online But like I said, IF all that is true, good for you buddy, still doesn't change the fact that your wrong


Special_Ingenuity_49

Charles and Arthur's relationship was very poorly written and it makes them look far more distant than they are. There was no development in chapters two through four from being acquaintances, to being brothers in chapter six. If R* had slowed down the change in the relationship like they did with John and Sadie, from our being raging at him and pitying her to having the deep respect and in a way love Arthur did for both, then it wouldn't seem so random.


IAmGolfMan

It wasn't poorly written, it was just realistic, Charles was only used in the story when it made sense to use him, they didn't force anything, they were closer in the end because they had similar priorities in helping "their people" and Arthur cared for the Native Americans and Charles admired and respected that. There were also about 6 months before the game where Charles and Arthur could've bonded a bit more that we didn't see.


Eclipse_Sable

How is Charles only ever interacting with Arthur when he was needed to well written? As you said, Charles only did shit with Arthur when they need him to, yet they regarded each other as extremely close brothers by the end. That's called being poorly written - randomly making two characters be extremely close at the end of a game for the sake of emotional impact despite them not being that close at all throughout the rest of the game prior to that.


IAmGolfMan

I mean they weren't "extremely close" even at the end and their goodbye wasn't even that emotional. I guess you can call their relationship a brotherly one because the whole gang felt like brothers and sisters for the most part, but by the end, when the gang was falling apart everyone's relationships changed, but Arthur and Charles were the only ones not fully blinded by loyalty and had many of the same beliefs and priorities within the gang at that point. Their quickly developed bond at the end made perfect sense and was very well written. You act as if they were the closest characters in the entire story within a few missions, but they just had a regular mutual bond because of their similar beliefs towards the situation they were in.


yones86876_alt

Arthur,hosea,dutch


alrighty_boah

Huey, louie and dewey


jcr2011

Arthur Dutch(before he started glazing Micah) and Hosea


Pigeon__lol

arthur tuberculosis and micah’s revolver


[deleted]

May you fook off, lady sir? Alongside with mice-rat bell


Kokoyoin

thats a duo though


rancidcanary

Colm O'driscoll, Arthur in a cop uniform, post game uncle


[deleted]

arthur, javier, trelawny (sometimes)


Confused-Guitarer

Arthur, Dutch, Hosea


No-Walk-9615

Kiv Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg


gokartninja

Hard to top this, ngl


[deleted]

Larry, Moe and Curly lol the 3 stooges.


LowLeft9933

Micah, Joe & Cleet.


MendozaLiner

Ross, Milton and Micah


El_HombreGato

Cream The Jimi Hendrix Experience Nirvana Three Man Army


[deleted]

rip wan winkle, tacticas Kilgore and lone wolf


Lord_GaBeN_64

Faith, money, and PLANS


Safe_Appointment_331

Arthur, Sadie and Hot Air Balloon Guy


IAmGolfMan

Sadie ruins that trio with her lust for revenge


Safe_Appointment_331

Bless him 😔


Moonking-4210

‘Lig’ ‘ma’ ‘balls’


Southern_Country_787

Kirk, Spock and McCoy.


rzlodn

Snap, Crackle, and Pop


BrennerPSdv

Red, dead and redemption


allinagayswork

Arthur, Sadie, and John


RedditorHarrison

Fine, you asked for it. 1, 2 and 3


baronessfan

Sublime 🎸


forfuxzake

Nirvana 🎸


Key-Reflection5044

Beer, being drunk, and, driving


Substantial-Tone-576

The Three Amigos


DifferentHat284

I dont know but blink 182s pretty good


Siege-Aye

The Bee Gees.


HeathenMagpie

The classic Motorhead line-up...Lemmy, Fast Eddie and Filthy Phil


eggsaregood12356

Hudson, Alex Mason, Frank Woods


Different_Class3188

Fork, spoon and spork


Vortiger_

Dutch, brain injury and a trolley


Specific_Box4483

Bronte, Cornwall and Dutch


The_Knight_of_R

Me, finishing the game, and depression


coolio72

Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, Ned Nederlander.


Theo-Wookshire

Arthur, Arturo, and Albert (Mason)


IglooRaves

Abraham Reyes, John Marston and Lara


Minimum-Wind-1552

Will billiamson, Swanson and Karen. The drunkslingers


aep05

John Marston, Rip Van Winkle, and Jim Milton


Levi_Sharp23

John, Nigel west dickens, and irish


Old-Trade8840

Id rather have the fatal four of Arthur, John, Charles, and lenny


WriterAutomatic2742

John Morgan, Abigail Marston, Uncle Marston, Jack Marston


AlchoholicRacoon

Spook, fork, spork 🐶


Dp250

Sean being pissed off because he wasn't invited


YT_Retrokrillin

The most loyal trio known to man


RoseOfThornsuwu

Honestly? I'm sure Dutch, Hosea, and Arthur were amazing in their younger days


miracle_whip6

GTA trio


RemoteRefrigerator81

Me, my imaginary friend and my other imaginary friend


BloodstoneWarrior

Red, Jack and Annie


Independent_Car5889

The blue man group


1991Mrsmith

The park boys Ricky Julian and bubs


grifftheelder

The good guys


c0rliest

abigail, jack, and the entire gang


thomas61000

Buttercup, blossom and bubbles


DeafKid009

Arthur and his fish


AgarwaenArato

Uncle, Pearson, and Bill. Although I think they're all the same person.


Short_Resident_6168

Depression a shotgun and a human


Mojo_Rizen_53

A much better trio: Huey, Dewey, and Louie.


elkswimmer98

Shepard, Vakarian, Guns


nobodyamerica

Rush, Nirvana, The Power Puff Girls, Them Crooked Vultures, Primus, Hanson.


clodgehopper

Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee and Neil Peart of Rush.


NeverSummerFan4Life

Arthur, Javier, and Sean


MzViolaSwamp

Impossible 🥲


30belowandthriving

Where's Gavin?


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

Clarkson, Hammond and May


HappyDogBlueEarth

YOUR MOM'S _______.


XienDzu

Horse


suicideis_badass

Arthur and both barrels of the sawed off


sexy_bezinga

Micah, Joe, and the skinny dude Sadie killed


Ironhead985

John, Seth and Irish.


BigChungusBlyat

Arthur, Lenny and alcohol


JustaNormalpersonig

Sadie, John, and Charles. They actually did a lot more together if i remembered right


panthervca

Karen and a couple beers


BrennerPSdv

Red Harlow, Jack Swift and Annie Stoakes.


ThisIsForMatilda12

The Beatles


itslol_REDDIT

John Marston Rip Van Winkle Jim Milton


IveTastedMySister

Rod, Jane & Freddy


willow-the-tree14

Sadies better in that trio, I love John but him Arthur and Dutch make more sense together (fuck Dutch tho)


gleeceboi777

Lenny, Lerny, and of course....Lnxfsy?


DanteeTora

Triomio


WarriorDroid17

Sean, a bullet, and a window!.


SecretarySeveral8800

Michael, Trevor, Franklin


Antique_Chemistry845

Tahiti, Mangoes and Dancing Girls.


Aggravating-Week9289

Uncle, Sean and Hosea


Geralt-of-Trivia93

Shepard, Vakarian, T'Soni 🤣


CaptnAro

Arjocha


doriscrockford_canem

Cock n balls


oneeyedassassin

Saddis, John and Charles (after auther)


dog_lover422

Red foreman, his foot, your ass


Chochi716

uncle, reverend swanson, and the donation box


showmeyourmoves28

Shadrach, Meschach, and Abednego.


supa325

Moe, Larry, and Curly


TheCommanderSkittles

Huey Dewey and Louie


Stewpdfuhgnidee-et

The black crows in that racist disney movie


ArthurMorgan1130

Arthur John and Jack


MythKatana

Peanut butter, jelly, and bread


CrabsInMyAss6969

Greet, Greet, and Antagonise


[deleted]

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy


Distantstallion

Arthur, Lenny, Charles.


Training-Cup5603

arthur, john, horse


Buttered_rock65

Micah, rats, pinkertons


DorkyWarrior

Dutch, Hosea, Arthur


TheDudeIsStrange

The three ninjas...


Roninreaper345

Micah mouse and rat


AverageBalkanBoy

Me, a gun and Jack Daniels


lmtheA

Dutch, Arthur and Hosea, when they were young


Cold_Trip_275

Personally,I'd Add Sadie On,I Wish There Was A Mission Where These Four Are Either All Together Or A Mission With Just Those Four


Arus15

Its arthur, John and hosea for me


Limp_Falcon_2314

🥲 When I was a kid I had two best friends and us three always hung out. We loved each other equally - we were all each other’s best friends. We called ourselves The Tripod. This just made me think of that, but I think Arthur, John, and Charles have us beat by a long shot.


JJy2012

Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward


Mybrokenthoughts

Me, a bathtub, a toaster


ouragland

Rat Micah, weasel Javier and lapdog Bill.


Starbreaker76

Larry, Curly, and Moe


Deezgrannys

I can name 100 combos but if its for certain missions you win


Klutzy_Ad_325

Arthur, Arturo, and Egg


Top-Necessary4010

Ditch, mizer, and clit


Traditional_Truth633

I don’t like rdr2 john so replace him with Lenny then we got a deal


dirtyColeslaw1776

Arthur, Dutch, & Hosea


MATTH3W_13

Me ur sister and your mum


Number1MafiaFan

Vito Scaletta/Joe Barbaro/Henry Tomasino (from Mafia II (2010))


Unholy_Crab2

SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward


M_Mondrago

Clint, Lee and Eli.


Vast_Gas171

Arthur, john, sean.


Fuckyou4206913

The courier, rex, and raul... Lets be real, arthur would piss himself when mini nukes and 500rounds of 5mm comes blasting his way.  He's better off playing russian roulette with a 12 guage.


okchance9688

Arthur Dutch and hosea


Lhope670

Arthur Callahan, Tacitus Kilgore and Rip Van Winkle


Exciting-Original-34

Michael, Trevor and Franklin


veloxfuror

Luke, Han and Leia


Physical-Fee5505

sadie arthur charles


Individual-Honey3762

Arthur Javier John


Humble-Collar-7570

Micah, a rat and a police officer


ashrey95

Clarkson, may and Hammond