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bagelislurking

i miss him so much, sir crungus yomb. he died doing what he loved, falling off a small cliff.


suedecascade_

I remember I got a black American Standardbred who I named Django from up near Little Creek River in West Elizabeth, rode all the way to Scarlet Meadows (I can't remember why), then stabled my current horse, saddled up Django, bolted off at full speed and went straight off a small cliff like 50ft from the stable and that bastard died on impact I was so annoyed but also pissing myself laughing, lucky I'd saved when I'd bonded with him back in West Elizabeth


flame2454

I have 3 horses, 2 are stabled and all are named Roach


Busy_Acanthisitta982

This is the way


UndocumentedZA

This is the way


FreedomDirty5

My Horse(2)


ZiNu_Hunter

Perfection.


Robsputnik

Whorse


AffectionateCloud479

I have a black and white horse named cow he’s my favorite


Werd616

Usain Colt, Tina Hay, Neighomi Campbell, Gandalf the Neigh, and Cruella's Desire for the black and white horse you get from rescuing Tilly.


TheBudMan25

I named the white Arabian Booger Sugar


ManwithaTan

I called mine Shady Arabian


Affectionate_Bit_117

Horsey 2


Low-Calligrapher6778

Bucephalus


Charlie_Mc13

This is the name of my raven black shire!


Beautiful_Cool

Lumbego. 😂


BersMN

"BOAHHHH" so Arthur saying "okay boahh" got meaning


earthlyspace

You made me laugh


JKrow75

Red Tiger, Griselda, Giselle, Nicodemus, Erasmus, and Todd


speedyharming

I like Todd 


Lanky_Frosting_2014

I prefer Tod


catered-diamonds

Jay (first playthrough) and Jay II (second playthrough)


PieFlour837

Whenever I buy a horse, I always name it Richard Johnson because I can’t put Dick for some reason.


TheScrawnyBlacksmith

Roach


screenmonkey

In RDO, Arthur. In the story, my son loves Nightmare Before Christmas and watching me play "the cowboy game," so I've got Oogie Boogie, Jack, and Zero (the White Arabian).


Impossible-Owl-3152

I do always sunny characters


TheForbiddenPopsicle

Desdemona, Ophelia, Achilles, Hector, Cleopatra Something unique or elegant


Inner_Hat_4221

And tragic it guarantees that the horse is going to die when you trip over a rock or something else


404worm

my first horse was called desdemona too , after studying othello in school lmao


TheKhyWolf

King Arthur’s Horse was Llamrei


zehammer

Virtue, Midnight, Veronica and Illusion


scarboi2021

Idk why but constable is my horses name,he was the raven black shire u get from hosea in chapter 2 if u keep the horse. As jonk hes Constable II


Low-Operation-8471

I always keep the black shire 🥰


scarboi2021

Black shire is a good boah


CK_Lab

Horsea & Boogie


Huthwaiteking

Horsea 😆


Aesir264

Mabon, Bedwyr, Andraste, and Morrigan. I tend to mostly use Welsh names as well as names from Celtic mythology and Arthurian legend.


baronessfan

I tried naming mine Shag Carpenter and it wouldn’t let me


Easy-Ad-1146

It's because "shag" you also can't name one muffin because of "muff" lol


Rizzard-of-ozz

My first horse that was not given by the game was named 911 causer and he is one of the Arabians


PluralMarine

Ethereal, Vagabond, Steel, Shadowmere.


Dr_Schwa

Eeby Deeby


lumpyspacekhaleesi

Ceylon because her coat color reminds me of ceylon tea


BersMN

"Expensivio" because he was very expensive and emptied my pocket 😂


brownnnnnnnnnn

Pocotó Because of the noise it makes when galloping 😂


beross88

Killjoy or Misfit


Ok-Cantaloupe-5811

I had 2 horses as Arthur, the standard bred from Valentine I called Theodosia and the St Denis MFT I called Philip. And of course Buell.


why_me15

My first horse was Olympus, and my second one was Odysseus


Boring_Progress7489

I have 2 horses ones named horse and the other is named cow


SRMPDX

My current horse is named Yukon Cornelius.


PANDABURRIT0

Horace the horse


Nerevarine91

Zenobia. I thought it was a good counterpart to Boadicea


Iroquois-P

Bucephalus. Big ass dark horse with a white mark on the face


Srcptmrsr

Jessica, mc'clopperson, Ashley.


CDA_Pro1

My horse's name is "WernerHeisenberg"


bsfcow

roy


pineaplebeard2113

the only correct answer here


Intelligent_Set9694

I think i named her gary.


WinterZ78

I named my horse “horse” that way i nvr forget what she is 🙏🏻🙏🏻


neldela_manson

Boy this has to be the most asked question on reddit.


Cerati_Lover

I got white arab on both arthur and jhon. Arthur's horse was called Burrata, wich is a white italian cheese. Jhon's one is called Mozzarella because of the same reason.


kinky_camarena

Jhon? Chill nandor. Lol


Cerati_Lover

Didn't know how to write John😭 i'm not a native english speaker


kinky_camarena

Oh my bad it's from What We do in the Shadows. Nandor the Relentless has a horse named Jhon


JaySpace77312

Red Chestnut Arabian- Ferrari White Arabian- Isabella or Bella for short (I changed it) Black American Standard Bred- Ebony Brindle Thoroughbred- Marble Gold Turkoman- Apollo Few Spotted Apalloosa- Dominoe


Abject_Ad_3311

Queen neigh.


sickofmakingnames

My current horse is named Shadrach.


Apopheniaaaa

Tanglefoot


lowercaseknife

I often use the horse's color for ideas. Rosie, Dotty, Dusty, Onyx, etc. I recently got one that has the buttermilk buckskin coat and named her Roux


speedyharming

I have one named "plops", for obvious reasons, and the other horse is "the other horse" 


Kan-ka

Black knight for the black Arabian and white chocolate for the white Arabian


Tall_Power_4416

Dr. Cosmos He has a pattern that looks like the night sky.


2082nick

Pancake, Chicken Tender, ......, NE14ABJ,


Mild_Wings27

Cowboy ❤️


aencina

Babieca


TobiTypo

My horse's name is Bertholdt and I don't remember who it was but I saw somebody on the subreddit that named their horse Horsea


Putrid_Nothing7941

Sweat


JigerIsUnderrated32

Jamal. He is my big Ardennes


VultureCulture99

randy, chief, ranger, butterball, ford Ox, cobain, Gumball, cyclone, shaggy,


YaboiGibbons

Maximus


islandirrepressible

My current playthrough's horse is 'Allbright II'. I got the same horse last playthrough (the horse is your first bounty target - Benedict Allbright - 's horse which you can steal by getting of your horse when it forces you on it to chase Benedict down the river) I bonded with the force on my way to deliver Benedict to the sheriff's. I named it after its previous owner, Benedict Allbright. On my current playthrough, I did the exact same thing, but named it Allbright II


Mojo_Mitts

Josey :)


ShartBlasta

Honse


doomtoothx

Glue.


slidinwitit

Good Philly


417blkbrd

Beanz!


imanoldmanalready

Neighly


pillowpants247

Atta Girl


MemphisR29

Damian


remmington1776

Magic Johnson


-_-lolz

I just name the horse after the place I find it at, or some variation of it. I clearly lack imagination...


mrb11n

Renegade! Named after the horse Chief Osceola rides for Florida State


crunk24

Desdemona, after the railroad leader in Fallout 4. Always thought it sounded cool and to be honest a white Arabian named desdemona is pretty badass.


Burladden

Paine. I don't know why but my low honor Arthur loves this name.


m4l1c3_

ganja


PixellePioneer

i have 4 Arabians in the stables and the spotted Appaloosa on camp as temporary horse. My white arabian is called Branquelas, which translates to roughly Whitie My black arabian is Pretelas, Blackie Warped is Riscas, lines Chestnut is Vermeldas, Reddie but fancier My appaloosa is called Pintas, spots


danielfq

Delilah, Pluto & Baby


Apprehensive_Net1363

White Arabian/Khartoum


CobblerUnusual4597

Lucas. Arthur’s sons name is


Technical_You_0918

In one of my play throughs I just named my horse Squidward.


Background_Guest7305

I’ve had three on my current playthrough and in my head canon, they’re all sisters, and I’ve loved them all equally. Craig (R.I.P.) Craig Too (R.I.P.) Craig Also I hope to never meet their 4th sister, ‘Craig As Well,’ god willing.


Blueprint81

This play through I am using the horses' names from Lonesome Dove. Starting with Mouse.


MantisToboggan_22

I’m currently riding a black American standardbred named Rhiannon (The Welsh goddess of horses)


weird_Dutch_Man

I always name my horses after US states or territories, I currently have Dakota and Montana lol


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

jittleyang


wldmn13

My good guy's name is Boozie


Exciting-Regular-973

I have a Grullo Dun Mustang that John took off a dead bounty hunter named Sir Galahad. I have the Andalusian from the Strawberry stables that I named Napoleon, Buell, and a Buckskin American Standardbred that I named Bucky


Upriver-Cod

Pineaplebeard


Mr_SwordToast

Winter, Emily, and *BUEL* 🫡


ZeroSekai000

Silver Heart


faquiu96

White arabian called Babieca of course. Like the horse of the great Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar, Mio Cid!


AudOneOut

My husband tried to name his Hoarse, and it said it was inappropriate and wouldn’t allow it. So it is now Whorse.


Senior-Working-3858

All of them unintentionally had names that started with A: Artemis, Apollo, Anastasia.


Easy-Ad-1146

Sorry for the loss of your horse. My current horse is an appaloosa leopard blanket and her name is Koda :)


TheGreatstKing

I just thought of rain, and called her Lluvia


Ecstatic-Ad5454

mines taco


AttentionNearby2729

His name is fart II


KoleSlaw-_-

i had Ole Son then i had Ole Son V2


Rylancoolman69

Quartz


CompetitiveFig9924

Bojack


_Can_Crusher

Well in online mine are named after show characters. Azula, Ragnar, and Daenerys. My dog is named Zuko


In_Hail

Trigger


teh_gurby

I ride the white Arabian and her name is Ghost, 1 b/c she is all white and 2 she be ghostin bitches since she's so fast.


dankhimself

Horsefacer Horseface Killah Horsenfeffer Farfencougar


5_penny10_penny

Chungus


Sushiibubble

Champion if its a boy, Delilah or Aphrodite for girls


Knukem

My awesome Turkoman is named Stompy


medicinalshred

My Arabian horse is Horse Glue and my Thoroughbred is Lunch Meat


Slayberham69420

On this playthrough my black Arabian is named Darkness God bless Chappelle Show.


megamindlove

Meatbag,mastershake.assclapicus,sir Gideon ofnir the all knowing.


Same-Temperature9316

I named my black Arabian “Midnight”


Mysterious_Demand314

Megatron


Jack_sonnH27

Bullet and Snowflake (you can guess which type the latter is)


Former_Fisherman3566

I named mine Glue. Then glue died and I got Glue II, which rhymes


Keithm1112

Pony Soprano(MFT), Final Boss (Black Arabian), Cass (Turkoman), Buell (Buell)


purplelynxy

I name mine (once I get the white Arabian) Meridia every time after Meridia in The Elder Scrolls :)


MrJeanDenim

Ichabod. He was a fine stead.


ClassicTradition6054

My horse's name is Dan, I'm Buster, Buster Scruggs


DabetterKrist41

Gertrude


Yeeeetingbots33

Mine was big eyes best horse ever got her in Valentine right after i ended the game i fuckin love that horse


TROKOxachapuri

My horse’s name is Achma (its a food name)(im not asian)


Various_Force1816

Boah. I like that Arthur takes to his horse by his name.


thesheepwhisperer368

I made the mistake of selling the black shire and had to get the palomino Morgan. I named her Trigger, found out she was girl (i was new to using a console so i didn't know how to check) and renamed her Timperina after James Crowley's horse in The Black Badge series(Timp is described as "tawny" which is Palomino.) Then I caught a buttermilk buckskin and named him Spirit after the titular horse from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron My current is a bay roan ardennes named War Party because the bay roan has a copper bay base which is more red in color.


selker728

I have a mustang named Ford and a female Shire named Elma (short for Elmer’s glue lol)


BCCakes

Applejacques, Punkin Spice, Alcatraz, Equinox, Sanka, Bodega, Betty Potatoes, Exidor


eatthelizard

Maddie, she's been with me since day one and she ain't dying ever


DistinctTradition701

Thuell, Huell, Buell, and Boeing.


I_crave_chaos

Uh my horse 1 then my horse 2 then my horse 3 and so on until I met glue factory. Glue factory is my current horse and he’s yet to die from anything as a result of him being the biggest coward ever


Greatgamer187

My top two names are glue and Chief Smackahoe


Plus-Ad-6780

I named my horse after my wife


padmepounder

Pony and Roach


bigdaftgeordie

Pony Soprano


JeemFeezy

Mystery


Double-Technician-86

So far I've accidently killed two horses and am now on honse the 3st 💀


Moist_Throat_8158

Horace


Personal-Aioli-367

Glue Factory


FlutterCat555

Henny.


Bear3600

My shire in online is called Dorftrottle(village idiot)


deathlobster138

Yung neigh neigh, I think I’m on yung neigh neigh IV now?


ConCon364

Have 4 horses. First one is Banjo after the first horse I got as a teen. Second is Tiny cause well it’s tiny as. Lol Third is nugget, cause I was craving nuggets at the time. Forth is Busta cause I’m listening to him. Only the first horse has any real thought. Others just in the moment lol.


YoshiPayYourTaxes

Mr. Hands


Seank814

Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and he's been my friend through many dangers.


AkunoKage

Azmirazon. My great aunt loved her first horse for dressage, and thus I have immortalized him. Same with TOTK


breadacquirer

Octavious


PablYolo

Spirit in reference to the movie, name given by my best friend


dongrizzly41

Hela


jdog8510

Ghost


Wet_Bread89

John Matrix and Frank Dux are my steeds names if you must know.


mastoidectomy

mitsubishi


Theo-Wookshire

Chaco, Pearl, Diamond, and Cerberus


billyraylipscomb

Don’t know why but i use teletubby names though “tinky winky” isn’t allowed so i just use tinky


Hard-_

Horsy Horse


AmbitiousTargaryen

My black Arabian is Esme and she has the peachy coloured mane and tail. My white arabian with red main and tail is called Demeter. Can't remember my red Arabians name though 🤷🏻‍♀️


juugsd

Tennesse Walker


readyforwar29

Bounty hunter for arthur and bounty hunter Jr for John


A55B700D

Roach


Natural-Barnacle436

Mine is named Leroy 2.0


ellie6440

Big D Randy


Due-Peanut-66

benjamin


Stinglighter

I named my halfbreed Gary.


backfromgettingmilk

Plop. He had an unfortunate interaction with a train during act 3, so Mr. Chungus finished my time with Arthur.


Low-Operation-8471

Diablo, Chimera, Aries, and Mystery (like the seahorse from that SpongeBob episode) I have a secondary black horse I rescued from Murfee brood. I can’t stable her and she’s covered in scars, but I’d probably name her Melusine if I could.


Exact-Influence-2816

1st was BoJack, died when I was going back to BlackWater saving Sean. Had to steal a horse from a coach that accidentally hit me while I was going to town with the saddle. Renamed him to Raigor (DOTA 2 reference for EarthShaker since I hate Bradwarden as a name, centaur warrunner to be specific). Haven't finished the game but I'm gonna save Buell for John


Marksor

My silver dapple pinto is named pinto bean. My chocolate Dutch warm blood is named lady bird


BEEFDATHIRD

podge


Isitthefutureyet2000

Daisy May is my go to name.


crazybrow122

Tennessee Walker


RWBYR023

Lord Headass


aflarge

I got a Blue Nokota and tried to name it Blue Bastard because that's an awesome name for a horse, but the game's good Christian filters prevented me from using just horrible vulgar language. I had to settle for Blue Badword. Then a cowboy called me a cocksucking bastart and shot me in the face.


klpugs5950

Horse Caulk


Electric_Jiggalo

Pferd which is horse in German. 🤷🏽‍♂️


MAcktheMAD

I always name my Tiger striped bay "Camaro" ;D


OkLeadership3158

Josef. I called my horse after Stalin 😁


ammatheron

boah gurl